Chapter 222 Removal
Cao Zigao woke up leisurely in the sweet potato field.

The severe pain in his back was still there, and the fear in his heart was still there.

When he turned his neck, he finally struggled to sit up from the ground, then limped and walked down the mountain gasping for air.

I can't work today.

Cao Zigao thought to himself: Why is I so unlucky?
Was stung by a scorpion in broad daylight?

Hiss~ It hurts!

I don't know where that scorpion came from. I want to settle accounts with that kid, but I feel that it seems a bit difficult to find a reason.

But if it wasn't that kid who hacked himself, where did the scorpions come from in the sweet potato field? !
What an oddity!

Cao Zigao endured the pain, frowning and thinking wildly while walking down the hillside.

Since I can't work today, let's go home early and cook!

Stand up for a while in the afternoon.

At night, I will go secretly to see if that crazy woman will go to the bamboo forest alone again to pee
was thinking.

Cao Zigao suddenly heard someone greet him, "Uncle, it's snowing heavily, are you going home to cook elephants? Today, you're going to cook a few elephants."

Eating an elephant? !

Eat a shovel!

Cao Zigao complained secretly: I am a bachelor, how can I make do with it? Eh?
What is this nonsense? !
Boil an elephant?

Who has such a big pot? !
Who dares me to say hello, so wicked?
What is this new way of saying hello?
Weird eyebrows.
Cao Zigao turned his head in surprise, and looked towards the source of the voice.

But suddenly saw a very strange scene!
I saw Luo Xuan sitting on the side of the road halfway up the mountain, wrapped in a dark green quilt.

Holding a pup-like thing in his arms, holding a handful of corn in his hand, he is calling it "clack"
It seems,
That guy Luo Xuan thought it was a chick and was planning to feed the puppy!

After Cao Zigao focused his gaze and struggled to see clearly, he finally understood: the furry thing Luo Xuan was holding in his arms was not a paparazzi.

It's a wolf cub! !
Cao Zigao, who has lived in the mountains all his life, can clearly distinguish the difference between wolves and dogs.

Holding a wolf cub in his arms was enough to scare people.

And Luo Xuan was actually feeding wolf cubs like hens on a hot day, wearing a thick quilt and clucking loudly? ?
This scene is really... so fucking weird! !
Cao Zigao originally didn't want to pay attention to Luo Xuan, but when he saw this situation, he couldn't help struggling and walked towards Luo Xuan with his hands on his hips.

"Boy, what are you doing?"

Cao Zigao pointed to the wolf cub in Luo Xuan's arms and said, "Hurry up and kill this thing! It will attract female wolves, and it will attract wolves into the village to harm people!"

Luo Xuan smiled, "What are you talking nonsense, such a cute hen will attract weasels even if it is so big, how could it attract she-wolves?"

"Here, look, isn't that a weasel?"

Luo Xuan pointed to the wild boar tied with a rope behind him, and said, "It's just a yellow fairy, nothing to be afraid of."

Cao Zigao looked in the direction Luo Xuan pointed, and his eyes widened in horror, "What? You call this a yellow weasel? It, what the hell is it clearly a wild boar that hasn't grown up!"

Tether a wild boar and keep it with you as a pet?

This frightened Cao Zigao, who was familiar with wild boar's ferocious habits, on the spot!
And
What's even more weird is that the wild boar seems to weigh about 5 to 60 kilograms.

It stands to reason that this kind of half-sized pig is most energetic and likes to toss.

But at this time, the wild boar didn't look like a beast at all, but was obediently curled up not far from Luo Xuan, taking a nap there
What made Cao Zigao feel even more unbelievable was that there was a little wolf cub curled up on the wild boar!
He was blinking and staring at Cao Zigao with his green eyes.

His scalp was numb just looking at him!
"You, you ****! Why don't you kill it quickly?!"

Cao Zigao was so frightened that his little heart was beating wildly. He pointed at the little wolf cub and growled, "Don't invite the pack of wolves from Heisonggou! Quick, kill it, I'll go to the brigade and call for someone to come over to you!" , You bastard! What's wrong with playing, but you want to raise two wolf cubs to play with?!"

"That's my rabbit."

Luo Xuan chuckled, "It likes to sleep on Huang Daxian's body, look, the little rabbit is motionless, tsk tsk tsk, so cute!"

"Snapped--"

Cao Zigao slapped himself on the forehead, "What a crime I have done! I met a lunatic like you."

"You wait, I'm going to call the militia team over and see how they deal with you!"

As Cao Zigao said, enduring the severe pain in his body, he prepared to go down the mountain.

A wooden stick flew in the air!
Cao Zigao, whose senses suddenly became extremely sharp, seemed to have a premonition that there was a hidden weapon coming from behind.

Turn your head quickly,

I saw a black wooden stick swirling, "swish, swish" in my pupils, zooming in, zooming in, zooming in again
With a "bang", the wooden stick hit Cao Zigao's head heavily!
Immediately knocked him out.

~~~~
"It's not good, it's not good!"

"Come on, Ermang! Hurry up and remove the door panel of your house, Cao Zigao is dying, he has to send it to the village sanitation! Hurry up!"

The field where Cao Zigao cut the sweet potato vines is relatively remote, and usually no one would come.

But the scorekeeper in the production team is an exception.

He has to go to various fields at any time to check the work status of the members so that they can record work points for them.

At noon, when the scorekeeper walked towards the field where Cao Zigao worked, one foot deep and one foot shallow.

But he saw Cao Zigao lying in a pool of blood on the hillside!
His lower body pants have been bitten to pieces by some kind of beast!

Bloody.
The scorekeeper was so frightened that he quickly reached out to check his breath, feeling that the guy was still a little angry.

The panicked scorekeeper scrambled to the top of the mountain and blew the whistle hanging around his neck, "Come quickly! Something has happened! Cao Zigao has encountered a wild beast!"

High mountains and dense forests, rugged roads.

When the commune members scattered in various fields heard the whistle, they dropped their sickles and hoes one after another, and ran towards the direction where the scorekeeper was!
When everyone arrived at the place with difficulty, they saw Cao Zigao lying in a pool of blood clearly, and everyone couldn't help but gasp!
"Oh! This son of a bitch, it's useless."

"Come on! It's gone, it's gone"

"It's over, there's no cure."

While waiting for others to call the cadres, the members stood there, whispering to each other about Cao Zigao's injury: "What kind of beast did this? Hiss, look at the pig's hoof prints over there. Oops! Cao Zigao encountered a wild boar." son."

"Flower Bud Valley, you have harmed many little girls before, right? This is retribution, oh shit!"

"Er Mang went back to remove the door panel, and the cadres will come over later, afraid that we will let us carry him to the hospital. Alas, I really don't want to carry this wicked ghost."

"It still needs to be lifted. The cadre has ordered it down, so it's okay to be disobedient? It's just that there are many ways to lift the door panel, aren't there?"

"Hahaha, yes. For example, the door panel was slanted, and he accidentally turned his ugly son out, so what's the blame?"

Just when the commune members were discussing and gloating, they pointed at Cao Zigao who was lying in a pool of blood and whispered to each other.

Soon.

Bu Yaoming, the captain of Xiaolaojun's production team, ran over panting.

Not far behind him were several cadres from the brigade who accompanied him.

"Cao Zigao, are you still angry?"

Seeing that he was seriously injured, the team leader didn't dare to move around until he figured out the situation.

I could only squat beside Cao Zigao and ask him loudly to keep Cao Zigao awake, "Say, what's going on?"

Cao Zigao replied weakly, "Yes, that man named Luo Xuan killed me!"

Bu Yaoming was startled, "Don't rape people! Tell me, what's going on?"

Cao Zigao replied, "I, I was stung by a scorpion in the sweet potato field, for some reason.

Then, when I wake up, I'm going to call it a day and go home.Luo Xuan wrapped him in a quilt and said he was cold.He also said that it was snowing now, and asked me if I would call it a day and go home, and I was going to cook elephants and elephants?me"

"and many more!"

The team leader raised his hand to stop Cao Zigao from continuing, "Did you get stung by a scorpion in the sweet potato field?

Then he saw Luo Xuan wrapped in a quilt, still shouting cold?And it's snowing?
Then, he asked you if you cook an elephant when you go home? "

Cao Zigao nodded.

The captain was furious: "How many elephants did you cook?"

Cao Zigao was stunned, "No, I haven't come home yet, so I haven't had time to cook it, right? What elephant should I cook?"

The crowd of onlookers looked at each other, their faces full of disbelief!

Boil an elephant?

Everyone asks: Have you eaten?

Who has ever heard of saying hello, asking the other party how many elephants to cook?

Moreover, it is now the lunar calendar in August!

The autumn tiger is raging fiercely. Although it will cool down in the morning and evening, even wearing just a pair of swing pants at noon can make people pass out.
Cao Zigao actually said that Luo Xuan was wrapped in a quilt and came to greet him?
The tsk tsk tsk uttered this lie, and it just reached a new height.

What a weird chicken!

The captain took a deep breath, trying to calm down his emotions.

Then continue to ask him, "What's next?"

Cao Zigao endured the bone-piercing pain, and said, "He holds a wolf cub in his arms, calls it clucking, and feeds the wolf cub corn."

The captain's face at this time has become extremely gloomy.

He said coldly, "Go on!"

Cao Zigao replied honestly, "Beside him, there is a wild boar. There is also a wolf cub riding on the wild boar. Luo Xuan, Luo Xuan calls that wolf cub a rabbit and that wild boar Huang Daxian."

Captain,
He let out a long breath and wanted to say something, but he was really annoyed.

His lips twitched, but the captain did not say a word after all.

In the end, Bu Yaoming held back his laughter, and stepped forward to ask Cao Zigao, "I understand. Come on, let me explain to you: Luo Xuan is leading a wild boar, and on the back of the wild boar is a wolf cub.

And Luo Xuan was wrapped in a quilt and fed corn to the wolf cub in his arms, right? "

Cao Zigao nodded.

"Pfft-"

"The wild boar is Huang Daxian! This is the first time I've heard of such a thing."

"Hahaha--"

"The wild boar is willing to let the wolf cub ride a horse? Hahaha, what the hell am I hahaha!"

"Rabbit, ride Huang Daxian? Hahaha, Cao Zigao, will mice have to ride cats from now on?"

"Luo Xuan took a wild boar and came here to ask you to go home and cook an elephant to eat? Pfft. Cao Zigao, Cao Zigao, you motherfucker are really talented!"

"Feed the wolf cub like a hen, hahaha. Cao Zigao, don't you still say that the wolf cub gnawed raw corn and clucked and screamed happily?"

"This is real!!"

Cao Zigao was anxious, "If I tell half a lie, I will be struck by lightning!"

"Crack clap-"

"Boom—"

The sky in the mountains changes as it says.

Just as Cao Zigao finished speaking, it was a coincidence that there was a muffled thunder!

It's going to rain easterly
 Tendonitis these days, my fingers hurt a little bit, hey, if only there were as many legs as ants
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(End of this chapter)

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