Alliance: Start Suona, send away the stupid sister Zhou

Chapter 29 Human head dog!
If someone asks Mala Xiangguo, what is the saddest encounter on Summoner's Rift.

He might answer like this: it is the big dragon who fought hard, and when he had only a few hundred points of blood left, he was snatched away by the enemy jungler with a penalty.

But that was before.

Now, he will tell that person that what he hates most - is the human head dog!
Just like that Calista.

At the beginning of the game, in the eyes of Mala Xiangguo, Calista was a cheat by default, even an actor.

He never thought of going to the top lane Gank, he just wanted to play around the bottom lane to make this game more alive.

But who knew, this Kalista took first blood when she came up, and directly killed Ma Datou...

Looking at Kalista who did not flash, he hesitated for a long time, and finally chose the blind monk Lan Kai.

The purpose is to prevent the prince on the other side from getting popular, and then go up to get Calista.

The experienced Mala Xiangguo really predicted the prince's movements.

But the problem is, for the sake of Calista, I just need the second level point E to help him slow down the opponent, and I also handed in Flash.

She watched helplessly as the prince was about to be beaten to death by herself, but in the end, Calista turned around and snatched away the cooked duck abruptly!
Who can be angry with this!
With a grudge in his heart, he had no choice but to silently eat four minions on the grounds of helping Calista push the line.

Calista went straight back to the city and didn't seem to care.

This made Mala Xiangguo feel a little better.

After clearing the line, Mala Xiangguo cursed and was about to leave.

But he saw a signal.

Calista's call for help fell on the grass in front of the stone beetle in the upper half of the opponent's area.

"So amazing?" Mala Xiangguo frowned, silently praying for a certain swordswoman.

And the other side.

Zhou Shuyi's surprised voice sounded in Lin Feng's headset again: "Fuck, brother Fengzi, you've double-killed again!"

In his tone, he couldn't believe it, "How did you do it?"

The one who answered her was still in that arrogant tone: "I said it earlier, it's fine to play the Hanbok Master King game if you have a hand, and it's okay to kill Quack."

This time Zhou Shuyi didn't bother with him, but praised him: "You are really awesome for setting off firecrackers, you are so awesome!"

Lin Feng:?
Even though Zhou Shuyi called herself the "Queen of Xiehouyu" a long time ago, Lin Feng was speechless after all the unexpected and strange Xiehouyu.

Zhou Shuyi was happy because of Lin Feng's "big kill".

But some people are happy, others are sad.

For the summoners on the purple side, this is definitely not good news.

At this moment, in the training room of the KT team in Bangziguo.

Deft frowned slightly: "What happened on the road?"

He glanced at the game time: 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

During the period when the battle broke out on the road, the second wave of troops had just arrived on the side line.

Both of them in the bottom lane are still developing steadily to make up the knife.

In other words, in less than 3 minutes, Calista had already held three heads and killed them.

Deft is a little skeptical about life.

At one point, he even wondered if he was playing the bronze game, and that Calista was the strongest king who got into the bronze game and pretended to be a pig and eat a mouse.

But this is not...

This is the Hanbok Master King game!

It is the most valuable high-end game in the world besides competitions.

Moreover, Calista's opponent is Marin, the world's number one top laner in the S5 season.

Mata is in exactly the same mood as Deft at the moment.

Ever since, Mata manipulated Thresh to take a step back, press the Enter key, and began typing on the keyboard.

…………

Thresh: "Brother Marin, calm down, I'll help you later."

In the training room of the AFs team, Marin, who saw such a speech, was a little uncomfortable.

But he still typed politely and replied: "Okay, I will try my best to be obscene."

indeed.

Now it is no longer a matter of whether he wants to be lewd, but that he must be lewd.

It was not easy to fight against long-handed players in the early stage, but now Kalista has three heads, and he has suppressed his sword girl level. Can he not be wretched...

Marin is confident in his own strength, but he is not a fool.

After being revived, Marin controls Jian Ji to continue on the road.

Because the last wave of troops entering the tower was destroyed, he didn't think about handing in TP (transport) to go online.

However, he didn't realize that danger was approaching.

In other words, he is approaching danger.

Soon, soon Jian Ji walked to the second tower.

Seeing the pawns on both sides of the top road die one by one in the fight, Marin felt distressed!

The current him is only one soldier short of reaching the second level.

He just wanted to rush over to smell the experience, and grow up under the tower after being promoted to the second level.

Until, Jian Ji walked near the grass in front of the stone beetle.

Swish!
There was a rustling sound in the grass, and immediately after that, an eye appeared at Jian Ji's feet.

Along with the fake eyes came a bald head.

Level [-] bald head!
"Xiba!"

Marin immediately realized what happened, and hurriedly ran towards the first tower with a Q.

But his reaction was still a step slow.

The Blind Monk has two consecutive E skills - Thunderbolt/Bone Breaking, hitting Jian Ji and slowing her down.

Immediately afterwards, the blind monk backhanded a Q and accurately hit Jian Ji who was trying to move.

If there is only one blind monk, Marin is not worried.

Although he is only level [-], the blind monk of level [-] can't beat him at all. As long as he is under the tower, he will be safe.

But obviously, the other party came prepared.

When Jian Ji was desperately running down the tower, that familiar figure appeared.

Full of blood, and has an extra pair of "attack speed shoes" Calista on her body!
At this moment, Marin probably guessed the ins and outs.

After the last wave of battles, the blind monk didn't leave after helping Calista push the line, but came from the stone beetle in the wild area.

With the experience of the wave of soldiers and the stone beetle, the blind monk reached the third level and waited for him in the grass.

As for Kalista, after returning to the city to repair her equipment, she asked the blind monk to teleport over and squat together.

When Marin thought about it, Jian Ji's life also came to an end.

"(Enemy)-Rampage"

Marin was a little speechless when Calista's "near runaway" prompt sounded.

Yes, this head still belongs to Calista.

After Kalista walked out of the grass, she jumped with a Q and jumped with A, and stuck two spears in Jian Ji's body in a row. When the blind monk's second-stage Q flew over and beat Jian Ji into blood, Kalista took the sword away with an E Ji head.

An emoji with a question mark appeared on the blind monk's head.

Perhaps he was puzzled because he didn't grab this head.

"Brother Marin, you are too miserable..."

Behind him, the voice of the jungler Spirit of the AFs team sounded again, "Being targeted by those stupid Long Kingdom people like this, I feel bad for you."

This made Mairn turn his head and look at him: "You can say such things in private, but don't say such things in front of the media."

In fact, Marin knows why Spirit has resentment towards the Dragon Kingdom people.

The reason is that Spirit used to serve in the WE team in the LPL division as a Korean aid, but was eventually fired because of many "fucking fans" and other inhumane behaviors.

(End of this chapter)