Alliance: Start Suona, send away the stupid sister Zhou

Chapter 104 Posture: Let Me Bully Brother Fengzi! (triple)

When Zhou Shuyi rushed to turn on the computer, Mozi was still interacting with Lin Feng.

Perhaps because he was tired from "driving", Mozi began to care about Lin Feng's skills again:

"Brother Fengzi, apart from being good at playing games, do you have any specialties?"

After she finished speaking, Lin Feng just killed Draven on the opposite side. With half of his blood left, he thought for a while: "I'm good at a lot of things."

"Really!" Mozi said in a tone of disbelief, "Generally, those who are good at playing games feel like homeboys, so tell me what else you can do."

"I am good at word, excel, ppt, wind..."

"Fuck," Mozi exclaimed, interrupting Lin Feng, "Brother Fengzi, what are you talking about? When did you learn these software?"

"I didn't learn..." Lin Feng answered truthfully.

"Then you didn't say you were good at it?"

"It was you who interrupted me," Lin Feng said speechlessly, "I mean, I am good at installing and uninstalling these softwares, and I didn't say I could use them..."

Jasmine:? ? ?
"There is such an operation??" She was dizzy, "As expected of you, Brother Fengzi!"

Mozi then said, "Stop joking, talk about what you are really good at."

"I'm not kidding," Lin Feng replied honestly, "Apart from these, I'm also proficient in PE, PS, PB, DCF, PEG..."

"Stop, stop, stop!!" Mozi couldn't help interrupting again, "I know you can install and uninstall these software, that's enough."

"No, I can not only install and uninstall, but also proficient in reading and spelling these letters."

"???"

Mozi was in a daze, and heard Lin Feng continue: "Besides, I am also familiar with Windows, Linux, Mac, Android, IOS, WP8 and other systems..."

"The spelling of the word?" Mozi answered for Lin Feng first.

But it was refuted: "No, it is the switch machine that is familiar with these systems."

"..."

Jasmine was completely silent.

She rolled her eyes wildly: "You call this a specialty? You can do it without hands!!!"

She had a feeling that her IQ was rubbed hard by Lin Feng.

Facing Mozi's mania, Lin Feng smiled, and was about to say that he was joking.

But at this moment, he saw a message from the id "Buer is not Zhou Shuyi" in the game——

"Brother Fengzi, hurry up and play, I want to play too!"

The sudden news interrupted Lin Feng's thoughts.

He thought for a while, then pressed /r followed by a space to reply: "OK."

Therefore, Lin Feng began to play games seriously.

Zhou Shuyi couldn't be kept waiting too long.

Under his careful operation, the opposite AD Delevingne was pulled stupid, and he quickly got off the road and gained a huge advantage.

Of course, Mozi's fierce praise was indispensable.

"Brother Fengzi, you are so fierce, I just like a fierce man like you!"

While praising Lin Feng fiercely, Mozi did not forget to drive,
"Brother Fengzi, look at the thing you shot, it's so white and sticky, it's making it impossible to walk across Delevingne Road."

This is her description of Han Bing, a hero who is level A...

Fortunately, Lin Feng had already gotten used to it, so he pushed fast while perfunctory.

Only 8 minutes into the game, the opponent's crystal exploded.

Just after winning, Mozi's voice sounded again: "Brother Fengzi, you are so fast. In fact, you can slow down a bit, so that we can experience enough pleasure before we end!"

"..."

The ubiquitous wheels of the wheel skittered by.

But Lin Feng didn't talk to her, but invited "Bu Er is not Zhou Shuyi".

As soon as the invitation was issued, Zhou Shuyi joined the team.

Seeing the id, Mozi also recognized it immediately, she was a little surprised: "Why is Sister Zhou here too..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Zhou Shuyi's retort appeared in the voice of the team: "Why, you can come, but I can't! If I don't come, Brother Fengzi will be ruined by you."

"Hey, it looks like our Zhou Zhou is jealous~" Mozi's tone became yin and yang.

"Damn, why am I jealous!" Zhou Shuyi dismissively said, "Brother Fengzi doesn't like you!"

"You've exposed Zhou Zhou," Mozi grabbed hold of the conversation, "You say that, which means you like Brother Fengzi."

Zhou Shuyi also realized that there was something wrong with what she said just now, but she didn't think about defending. Instead, she wittily set off a smoke bomb: "If you like it, what's the matter, if you don't like it, what's the matter!"

"Then I also like Brother Fengzi, but what should I do..." Mozi pretended to sigh, "Why don't we serve a husband together? How about I be the big one and you be the young one?"

"Why are you so big?" Zhou Shuyi blurted out, and immediately realized that something was wrong, "Mozi, you are really handsome, who will serve you as a husband, disgusting!"

But Mozi couldn't let go of the previous question: "Because I'm older than you, it's reasonable for me to be bigger, isn't it?"

"We are obviously the same age!" Zhou Shuyi was misled again.

"I'm not talking about age~"

These words made Zhou Shuyi, who had reacted, couldn't help but look down...

She had to admit that Mozi was indeed better than her...

Wait, what are you thinking! ! !

Zhou Shuyi woke up all of a sudden: "Bah, Mozi, you old pervert, you almost led me astray, what's in your head!"

"Pretend to be Brother Fengzi!"

"..."

Zhou Shuyi was clearly the loser in this battle.

Big defeat.

Although Zhou Shuyi is very bold in live broadcasting and occasionally drives, compared with Mozi, an old driver, her skills are obviously far behind.

Lin Feng was a little tired.

He also knew that Zhou Shuyi and Mozi knew each other, they were called sisters before, and they had a good relationship.

The three of them, Dai Xiaomei, Zhou Shuyi, and Mozi, are often together, fighting each other and doing pornography together...

But now, these two ladies somehow sandwiched him in the middle, and I always feel a little innocent...

After thinking about it, Lin Feng made a decision. He pretended to shout into the air: "Coach, what are you talking about? We're going to play a training match, okay, okay, I'll be right there!"

After finishing speaking, he said again, "Shuyi Mozi, you two play first, I have to go to the training match, slip away."

Without waiting for the two to answer, he immediately exited the room.

Then turn off live.

A set of operations is smooth and smooth!
He didn't want to continue to be affected by the continuous talk of these two actors!

If he continued, he couldn't imagine what outrageous things Mozi, an old driver, could say...

Still slipping away as a respect.

And his departure also paused the debate between Zhou Shuyi and Mozi for a moment.

It was only for a moment.

A second later, Mozi was the first to fight for the right to speak: "Look, Zhou Zhou, you scared Brother Fengzi away when you came here. It seems that you are no different from jackals, tigers and leopards in Brother Fengzi's eyes."

Zhou Shuyi snorted: "Oh, I was scared away by your vulgar words, and it's still on me. Mozi, you should get rid of your evil and return to the right, don't think about pornography all day long, not to mention harming Brother Fengzi, but also harming you There are so many pure viewers in the live broadcast room, can you have a good conscience!"

"You still dare to say me, Zhou Zhou, you dare to touch your conscience and say that you have never done pornography??"

"dare!"

"you……"

"..."

The two of you started an ultimate debate contest...

Their mutual rivalry made the audience in Mozi's live broadcast room extremely enjoyable, and the effect of the program exploded.

As for Lin Feng who had left the battlefield, life was not easy.

As soon as he finished the broadcast, there were voices of dissatisfaction from Emperor Kang and Xi Ye behind him.

Kang Di: "Brother Fengzi, what are you doing? You watched the live broadcast well, so you stopped the broadcast without saying a word?"

"That's right," Xi Ye echoed, "You actually ran away at the critical moment, how do you make us see Mozi and Sister Zhou fighting each other!"

Facing their complaints, Lin Feng was somewhat speechless.

Dare to feel that these two bastards have been watching their live broadcast...

He replied angrily: "You two don't go to score points, let's just watch my live broadcast here, and you still have the face to criticize me?"

Emperor Kang smiled cheaply: "Hey, if you don't read it, how do you know that you are so promiscuous? Mozi even said that she is willing to be a husband with Elder Sister Zhou. How did you conquer her?"

Seeing Kangdi winking, Lin Feng had the urge to go up and give him a slap.

It seemed that even Xiye couldn't stand it anymore, and retorted: "Kangdi, what you said is wrong, Mozi is obviously joking when he said that the servant is a husband, anyone can tell..."

Lin Feng glanced at Xi Ye, and was about to boast that his IQ was above the mark, and then use this to belittle the idiot Kangdi.

But unexpectedly, the second half of Xiye's words made Lin Feng scream outrageously——

"In my opinion, Mozi probably wants to use a joke to suppress sister Zhou, the competitor, so as to achieve the goal of enjoying Brother Fengzi exclusively!"

The corners of Lin Feng's mouth twitched wildly. This...is the shy and obedient homeboy Xi Ye in the eyes of outsiders?

Before Lin Feng could start scolding, Xiye actually looked over again, and asked with a cute face, "Brother Fengzi, is my analysis more reasonable?"

"..."

Well, he was completely speechless.

Lin Feng was silenced by the two of them, but Kangdi would not stop talking: "I don't think it's right, with Mozi's character..."

Seeing that Emperor Kang wanted to continue this topic again, Lin Feng said seriously: "Okay, you two stop talking nonsense. I don't care, but the reputation of a girl is very important, so don't make fun of her without her consent."

This serious sentence made Kangdi aware of Lin Feng's attitude, so he had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about them."

After finishing speaking, he laughed again, "Why don't you talk about Brother Fengzi, do you prefer Sister Zhou or Mozi? This is not a joke!"

Lin Feng: ...

He was thinking, besides these messy things, is there anything else in Kanti's bastard's head?
Just when Lin Feng was about to ask this question, Hongmi's figure appeared.

Hongmi, who came out of the coach's office, deliberately coughed to attract the attention of the players: "Cough."

This method is obviously very effective, even the brothers-in-law Mystic and Zero, who are playing games, looked up at him.

Then Hongmi said: "The coach of the Snake team just told me that they have a meeting at night, so the training match has been brought forward. After you finish this round, we will start the training match."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Lin Feng again, and said meaningfully, "Brother Fengzi, although our team does not restrict players from falling in love, I suggest that you put the overall situation first and don't let foreign things affect your future."

After finishing speaking, Hongmi nodded, turned and entered the office.

What he said made Lin Feng confused.

fall in love? ?

When did he fall in love? ?

Did something go wrong?

Just when his mind was full of question marks, there was a presumptuous laugh from the side:
"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahahahaha..."

It's Kangdi and Xiye, two bastards.

Among them, Kang Di was the most exaggerated, laughing and patting his thigh: "Hahahahaha, Brother Fengzi, the coach must have watched your live broadcast too hahahahaha...you have to focus on the overall situation hahaha..."

The laughter of the two attracted the attention of Mystic and Zero who were playing games. Both of them looked puzzled, as if they didn't understand what was so funny about it.

Facing the cheap Emperor Kang, Lin Feng also lost interest in refuting him.

The more you refute him, the more he will find trouble for you.

Simply let him entertain himself, maybe he will stop for a while.

However, Lin Feng still underestimated him.

Seeing that Lin Feng didn't speak, Emperor Kang came over immediately: "Brother Fengzi, are you angry?"

"You won't be really angry!?"

"Didn't I just laugh at you for a while, at worst, you can come back after laughing..."

"Brother Fengzi, speak up! I really can't do it, so I'll let you slap me?"

"Is spanking okay?"

"It's okay to hit other places, except you can't hit your face!"

"..."

Lin Feng couldn't fix Kangdi's chattering mouth.

Originally, he wanted to keep silent and let Kangdi stop, but now it seems that he may never stop in this life...

Lin Feng had no choice but to say: "If you do this again, I will tell the coach that I am going to play jungle!"

As soon as these words came out, Kangdi's expression changed rapidly, and then his body froze: "Brother Fengzi has something to say, don't be impulsive, I'll get out immediately!"

With that said, he quickly returned to his seat, and became honest all of a sudden.

Finally found the weakness of this little bitch, Emperor Kang!
After Kangti was not around to bother him, Lin Feng opened the computer webpage, found the beep station, and flipped through a drama called "Under One Man" to pass the time and wait for the start of the training match.

According to Lin Feng's understanding, the strength of the Snake team is not weak.

Snake's current top laner is Flandre, who is known as the Holy Gun. He is not only strong, but also extremely stable.

The snake team's jungler is Sofm, who has been famous recently, and is known as the Vietnamese genius jungler.

These two alone are enough to make people value this team.

However, if Lin Feng remembers correctly, at this stage, he should also be in the Snake team, serving as the Snake team's mid laner.

With these three very strong players, the strength of the Snake team may not be much weaker than WE.

But no matter how powerful the opponent was, Lin Feng wasn't afraid, instead he felt a little ready to move.

He wants to see what the effect will be if he is holding a sword girl with a seven-star proficiency level against Brother Holy Gun!
…………

at the same time.

In the training room of Team Snake's base, there was a lot of voices.

At first glance, it was the members of Snake Team who were talking to each other.

Among them, the loudest voice was his posture: "Brothers, let's focus on the top lane for the training match with WE! The coach said that WE will let Brother Feng Zi play the top order, and then we will engage Brother Feng Zi!"

Hearing the gesture, Brother Saint Gun quickly refused: "Don't use it to grab on the road, I will hit him casually. Although he is very strong, he mainly plays in the middle and field. He wants to go up the road with me, obviously he is not good enough. "

Although Brother Holy Gun's words sounded a bit pretentious, no one refuted him. His strength was obvious to all.

What's more, the top lane position requires a high level of player experience.

Let a top laner who is a king in the jungle go to the top laner, maybe he can't beat a professional top laner at the master level.

This is the gap in road experience.

Even the person who likes to hate people the most nodded in agreement with Brother Saint Gun: "Yes, he should not be your opponent on the road, but I go on the road from time to time. It should be no problem to make a murder book with him, right?"

"That's no problem," Brother Shengqiang laughed, "Brother Fengzi is usually very arrogant in live broadcasts, so it's not bad for us to teach him a lesson."

Just as they were talking, Snake coach Chris walked into the training room and interrupted their conversation: "Boys, get ready, the training will start soon."

"Let's play hard later, but don't just lose a game when you come up, it will embarrass us."

Everyone nodded again and again, and their posture was even more arrogant: "Coach, don't worry, watch me beat Xiye!"

Brother Shengqiang also learned and behaved: "Then I will beat Brother Fengzi to death!"

Chris looked helpless: "Don't say it too early, you will be embarrassed when you get slapped in the face."

Gesture chuckled: "I've never been the only one who slaps other people in the face..."

Amidst the laughter, the training room also started.

……

WE base training room.

Lin Feng and the other four players took their positions, and Xiye created a custom match, and pulled everyone from the two teams into the room.

Everyone didn't waste too much time, and immediately entered the BP stage after everyone was ready.

If it is a game, the BP link is a game between the coaches of both sides.

But this is a training match, and Hongmi didn't have the idea of ​​participating in the BP, saying: "You can BP as you like, and we will play three games today."

The training match is mainly for running in the tacit understanding among the team members, so don't pay too much attention to BP.

Moreover, each team has its own tactics and cards, and no coach would be foolish enough to put his team's old cards out in the training room.

So, after everyone banned a few versions of popular heroes, they started to choose heroes.

It was Lin Feng's turn to choose a hero on the third floor, so he resolutely found Daomei.

But when he was about to lock on Daomei, Hongmi's voice came from behind: "Brother Fengzi, wait."

"What's wrong, coach?"

"Would you like to... play a round of meat tank heroes first?"

"But I'm not very good at playing with meat." Lin Feng answered truthfully.

Among all the top lane heroes, he is the only one with a seven-star proficiency like Daomei!

Let him play meat tank now, won't it crack?

But Hongmi obviously didn't listen to his words, and just said: "It's okay, it's just the training room, you can play Dashu for a round and let me see, and then play Daomei in the next round."

Big tree?

He took a sneak peek, one-star proficiency!

He also doesn't understand why Redmi insists on playing big tree...

This is not EDG...

Lin Feng still wanted to fight for it, but he didn't expect his brother-in-law to open his mouth. He said in a mouthful of pickle-flavored Chinese: "Brother Fengzi, you can play whatever you want, I'm Lai Kairui!"

In this round, my brother-in-law chose his best EZ...

I do have the courage to say that.

Lin Feng had no choice but to nod: "Okay, then I'll play with the big tree."

The big tree is the Twisted Dryad - Maokai!

Soon, the game enters.

Soon, the game is over.

When the WE base exploded, the Redmi people were all dumbfounded.

In this round of WE's failure, Lin Feng made an indelible contribution.

With a big tree in one hand, start shopping in 10 minutes, and start a group of all kinds of reckless people!
It's fine for Lin Feng to start a group, the key is that he ran to cut the opponent's back row, and then gave it to...

After one session, Lin Feng was either shopping or on the way...

Looking at Dashu's final record of 0-6-1, Hongmi's face turned black: "Brother Fengzi, you are playing snake! Do you play Dashu like this? You are in the front row, and your R is for teammates The damage reduction is not for you to cut the opposite policewoman and Syndra!!"

Compared with the criticism of Redmi, Xiye and 957 are not the same.

Xiye felt that the world had turned dark.

In this round, he obviously went to help Lin Feng several times on the road, but Lin Feng's big tree was still crazily suppressed by the crocodile of the opposite Holy Gun brother. After 10 minutes, he started to go shopping...

This made Xiye think of someone - Brother Ba!
He even felt that Lin Feng, a big tree, was not as strong as Brother Ba...

How could such a performance threaten 957's starting top laner position! !
Xiye thought to herself that she bought the pork chop rice for nothing...

But 957, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, was different. Seeing Lin Feng's record of stretching his hips, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He felt that he had overestimated Lin Feng before!
Judging from Lin Feng's performance in this round, he doesn't have to worry about being robbed of his starting top laner.

Thinking about it, 957 delightedly opened the dance area of ​​the beep station, to watch the dance of Miss Two Stinging Ape.

…………

The atmosphere that is different from WE is the SS Snakes.

At this time, the Snake team, a group of people were all smiling, and their attitude was sullen: "It's too easy, it's too easy to win."

Brother Shengqiang nodded: "I also think that Brother Fengzi's top laner level is at most at the level of a master. It made me very boring in the top lane, and there was no pressure at all."

Hearing this, his posture eyes lit up: "Let's change positions later, let me play the top lane! I also want to bully the number one in Hanbok, hehe!!"

"That's not good..." Brother Saint Gun looked at coach Chris.

Chris keenly sensed the meaning of Brother Holy Gun, and said: "Look at what I am doing, change it if you want, I have no objection."

"Did you hear that?" Gesture looked excited, "Go hit it later, let me have a good time!"

"Okay..." Holy Gun reluctantly agreed.

He really didn't want to change positions with Ziye. After all, Xiye was not weak in the middle of the road, and the pressure of facing Xiye was definitely not small.

On the other hand, on the road, the round just now has proved that it is really cool to beat Brother Fengzi, and the whole process is suppressed!
Forget it, let the gesture play a round of Brother Fengzi to have fun.

The two reached an agreement, and both teams entered the bp stage again.

However, to his surprise, the second floor of WE actually chose a sword girl first.

Seeing that WE confirmed Daomei, he looked excited: "Brother Fengzi wants to play Daomei, help me grab Jess, I want to have a good time in this game!!"

"Sister who dares to hold the knife first, she is really not afraid of death!!"

Gesture licked his tongue, his expression became more and more excited.

He can already think of the scene where Daomei is being suppressed by him, and the sword dare not make up for it!

Zizi knows his top laner level, and there is definitely a gap compared with Brother Holy Gun, but...

The outrageous performance of Lin Feng's big tree in the above game, he is confident that he can also hang Lin Feng, and now he is the hero Conte, so I will be sorry if I don't hang up the knife girl!
I don't know if Brother Fengzi will be beaten and cried by himself...

"Hey hey hey..." The posture was imaginative, and he unconsciously let out a sinister smile, "I'm sorry, Brother Fengzi!"

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