The mad critic is fluffy and wants to be rua!

Chapter 54 How to Become a Qualified Salted Fish
Surprisingly a little silly.

Luo Yunjin didn't pinch the man, but turned his hand red.

Lin Xi held the girl's cheeks and looked into her eyes seriously, "Since there are already cats, don't be fooled by other wild cats. Besides, we have done everything we should do." When he said the last sentence , his eyes turned to the other side uncomfortably, and the tips of his ears were red.

Luo Yunjin:? ? ?

When did you do everything?Why doesn't she know?
"enm..."

"You hugged me to sleep, tweeted with me, and often sucked cats, rua cats." Lin Xi counted his fingers solemnly.

Luo Yunjin had a confused face. As a qualified excrement shoveler, the above seemed to be the norm, even eating cat heads, so she was considered reserved.

"In short, you have to be responsible to me!" Lin Xi took the girl's little hand seriously.

"Enm, but you initiate every tweet. To be precise, you should be the one who licks the cat. If you like me, just tell me. I will think of a reason to agree to you. You still have to have a sense of ritual."

Lin Xi looked shocked, could he be the clown?
He always thought that the other party was the more active one, but in the end she just really regarded herself as a cat!

Huchihuchi~
The second brother zombie raised his head and looked at the thorns outside the villa.

A few zombies with missing arms and legs were stabbing outside. They seemed to like the feeling of being stabbed, and they pushed each other so that they all stuck on the spikes.

Soon, the thorns and thorns with zombies attracted more zombies, and they flocked.

He wasn't afraid to see the zombies of the second brother, he still plunged himself into the thorns, and then waved his rotten limbs.

The remnants of the previously corroded osmanthus forest seemed to be fatally attractive to zombies. Those wandering lonely zombies gathered around at this time, rushing towards the thorns like dumplings.

"My God, the osmanthus grove is gone, do you want the thorns that have just been planted?" Seeing more and more zombies sticking to the thorns, the stench from the zombies also flooded in .

These zombies use thorns as scratching tools!

The big earthworms can't kill these zombies, they stick to the thorns like gummy candy, as long as it flicks its tail, the thorns will be destroyed and its tail will be injured, but the zombies may not necessarily die.

"That mutated dandelion is not easy." Lin Xi said with a sullen face, "According to that woman, the dandelion was stolen by a person with supernatural powers who hated us and destroyed the vegetation and soil, but the residual corrosion is actually attractive. The ability of zombies, she lied to us!"

"Ah? I don't seem to have offended anyone. I've been trying my best to be a simple salted fish. This is too vicious. I can't destroy the plants, and I have attracted so many zombies. They want our lives." Luo Yun Jin couldn't believe it.

"The top priority is to get rid of all these zombies. Think in a good direction. If you get rid of so many zombies, you will advance." Lin Xi stuffed the hanging tail into his pants.

Luo Yunjin directly stimulated the growth of those thorns in place and spread them outward.

Those zombies stuck to it were instantly pierced by spikes, and their heads were soon smashed.

Black blood and various scattered organ remains fell all over the ground. Moisturized by the blood of the zombies, the thorns continued to grow violently, even covering up the black corrosion residue on the surrounding ground.

"Wow, there are a lot of heads flying outside~" Little Tabby exclaimed when he saw the heads of zombies falling outside like it was raining.

Luo Yunjin didn't expect that she would be so awesome.

Is this still her ordinary planting ability?
"Did you see, those zombies were all killed by me, I'm so awesome!" Luo Yunjin raised her face and begged for praise.

Lin Xi's expression did not become relaxed, "It wasn't your ability that killed the zombies, it was these thorns that sucked the blood and crystal nuclei of the zombies and turned into mutated plants."

Luo Yunjin stopped releasing the ability, and sure enough, he saw that the purple-red spikes outside were still expanding.

These spikes are so lethal that they can instantly penetrate the zombie's brain and absorb the crystal nucleus inside.

The only thought of the mutated thorn that survived and was conscious is to continue to expand its territory. The huge energy it devoured the crystal nucleus made it grow at a very fast speed.

Huge thorns and thorns firmly blocked the villa with the apple tree outside, and the original exit has also closed.

They are now completely trapped inside the thorns.

And as the mutated plant grows and multiplies, it will become more difficult to get out.

Luo Yunjin simply lay down on the chair for the elderly, "Forget it, we still have a lot of food and water at home, which is enough for us to live for a long time. Anyway, with you and your mobile phone, it's not bad to stay here and die naturally."

Going out to fight monsters hard, and lying at home, she chose to lie down and die.

"No, we have to go out." Lin Xi frowned, his revenge had not been avenged, and he couldn't just waste the chance of rebirth like this.

"Oh, goodbye, it's good to die of old age here, it's just a bit smelly, but it's safe. We have seeds, we can grow vegetables and fruits, and we won't starve to death." Luo Yunjin waved his hand.

The little tabby nodded in agreement. It doesn't like to fight and kill all day long. If it can eat and drink every day and die in the gentle village, it seems good. Anyway, there will always be death. It is not a mountain, it is a feather.

The small salted fish and tiger stripes are gradually becoming transformed.

The second brother Zombie pulled a lot of leaves, he didn't care about everything, and was ready to become a salted fish.

Among them, only Lin Xi is ambitious and wants to start a career, and the other people/cats/zombies just want to lie flat and be salted fish soaked in a salt jar.

He said it was a lot of pressure.

"No, you have to cheer up." Lin Xi advised earnestly.

Luo Yunjin stood up straight away, pulled out his tail hidden in his trousers, then pinched it, touched his ears and face, "Can't you make a happy salted fish with me?"

She lightly blew in the man's ear.

Lin Xi shuddered, goosebumps all over his body.

"Okay... No, we have to advance..." Struggling.

The girl stretched out her hand and pinched his abdominal muscles again, her little hand was as soft as boneless.

Lin Xi trembled all over, "No way, we..."

"Okay, you can do it." Luo Yunjin continued to blow lightly into his ear, like a female fairy who seduces a warrior in a fairy tale world.

"I can do it!" Lin Xi was led into the ditch by her.

The little tabby on the side opened his mouth slightly: Abaaba...

Lin Xi, who was forced to be a salted fish, was forced to sleep on an old man's chair by a girl. He really didn't want to be a salted fish!
Luo Yunjin is going to teach him a lesson today, how to become a qualified salted fish!

"First of all, you have to spread your hands and feet, making it feel like you have no bones in your body, just like me." She made a standard salted fish lying posture on the old man's chair next to her.

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　　The girl was lying on the old man's chair, her hands and feet were in a soft and boneless posture, her eyes were empty and lifeless.

　　Lin Xi: ...I don't want to become such a paper, please.

　　


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