The big entertainer adopted by the female president

Chapter 178 I Came In

[173, 174, chapters have been replaced and can be read normally]

"Sister Luo Qi, I didn't hear what you said just now?" Wen Yan asked knowingly.

"Xiaoyan, where is my bath towel?" Another question from Wang Luoxi came from the bathroom: "I've finished taking a shower and was about to wipe my body, but my bath towel is gone."

Ku Ku Ku Wen Yan tried his best to control so he didn't laugh out loud. He tried his best to pretend to be surprised:

"The bath towel is gone, how is this possible?"

"Sister Luo Qi, have you forgotten the place? Our bath towels and bathrobes are all hanging on the towel rack."

"I've lived here for more than ten years, and I can still forget where I put the bath towel." Wang Luoxi became impatient:
"I've searched for it just now, but I didn't find it. Otherwise, what would I ask you to do?"

"Sister Luo Qi, don't worry, let's see if you put it in the storage basket?" Looking at the bath towel wafting in the wind on the balcony, he made a solemn decision to help.

"I've seen it, and I haven't."

in the bathroom.

Wang Luoqi stood in the bathtub, with slender and round legs, which were tightly seamed, and the water droplets slid along the delicate collarbone, slipped across the charming vest line, and flowed all the way down, into the bath water soaked with roses.

She folded her arms around her chest, her beautiful eyes were round, and she glanced around, not even letting go of Gada, looking for her missing bath towel.

Then, she heard a slightly teasing voice from outside:
"Sister Luo Qi, why don't you use my bath towel to make do with it first? Anyway, with our current relationship, I shouldn't dislike you too much, so I'll just let you take advantage of it."

Ahhh, let me take advantage? !Wang Luoqi pouted, with a look of disdain on his face, Xiao Chi Lao said reluctantly, but in fact, he must have wanted her to use it.

After all, as long as a bath towel is such a private thing, as long as it is used, it is an indirect "zero-distance contact", especially the sensitive parts of the body. She just thinks about it and feels that there are ants crawling on her clean back.

What's more, if you wipe your body with Xiao Chi Lao's bath towel, who knows if you will get pregnant?Wang Luoqi thought secretly.

Moreover, even if she wanted to use it, she had no chance to test it, because Wen Yan's bath towel was gone.

"Your bath towel is gone too." Wang Luoxi shouted outside.

For some reason, she added:
"Even if your bath towel is here, I won't use it. I only think about beautiful things every day."

"Mine is gone too, probably not. We haven't been home for two days, so there won't be thieves at home, right?"

"Which thief have you ever seen? They leave the valuables at home and don't take them, but come to the bathroom to steal bath towels. Your brain circuit is really refreshing and refined." Wang Luoqi was a little disdainful.

"Sister Luo Qi, you are a little ignorant. Don't you know that the original personal products are actually very expensive."

He said softly: "Especially handsome men and beautiful women like us are very attractive to some people with special tastes."

People with special tastes. Listening to the warm and mean tone, Wang Luoqi instantly thought of the ghosts and animals he saw on the Internet when he browsed "Driving Dummies".

Are there such perverted people in real life? .
Thinking of someone taking his underwear and doing those indescribable things, Wang Luoxi, who was standing in the bathtub, couldn't help shivering violently, and a fine layer of goose bumps appeared on his snowy skin.

Even if Wen Yan steals her underwear and does that kind of slow motion with her left hand and right hand, she will feel awkward in the bottom of her heart.

Otherwise, when she found out that Fat Ci was gone yesterday, she wouldn't have misunderstood Wen Yan and made such a fuss about him.

This is true even of the little red guy who has a crush on her, not to mention other strangers who have never met.

Vomit, disgusting, she's about to yue!
Just when Wang Luoqi was muttering in his heart, the warm words outside added another fire:
"Also, Sister Luo Qi's current social status will bring you a high aura bonus, giving people the pleasure of conquering the strong."

"If someone takes out your bath towel and goes to a public auction, it will definitely sell for a sky-high price. I wouldn't be surprised if you buy a suite in a second-tier city."

"You better shut up quickly. With the security measures of Qilixiangdu, how can thieves enter the house?"

Wang Luoxi scolded the outside: "With this skill, you might as well think carefully, where can you find my bath towel?"

"Anyway, it's just the two of us at home, and I certainly didn't see it myself, so I have to doubt the possibility that someone is guarding and stealing."

"If that's the case, then don't blame my sister for being ruthless, I will call my mother directly and say that you are not a human being, but you secretly use my private clothes to do bad things, and see if she will rip you off. skin?"

Knowing her current state, Wang Luoqi had no deterrent effect on Wen Yan, so she simply resorted to Wu Wanqing's trump card.

If it's a big deal, she will die together, and she will bet that Wen Yan will be more panicked than her.

in the living room.

Hearing Wang Luoqi's threat, the smile on Wen Yan's mouth gradually solidified.

The relationship between the two now "sister chong is against brother", Wang Luoqi actually has the courage to call his parents?

If you don't believe it, this is obviously impossible.

But thinking of Wang Luoqi's character who often does not play cards according to the routine, he is not so sure, she is not sure if she can really do it.

After all, Wang Luoxi could choose to confess, describing him as "adolescent restlessness", a fetish pi who stole elders' clothes and committed the following crimes.

In this way, not only can Wu Wanqing clean up him, but Wang Luoqi can also take himself out, thus proving the innocence between the two.

After all, if the relationship between the two people deteriorated, how could Wang Luoqi backstab him?

Moreover, in an accident yesterday morning, when I saw Wu Wanqing's gadgets, the old aunt discovered that he was also at the scene of the crime.

Now the old aunt is uncertain, and is thinking of a way to deal with him. If Wang Luoqi really called, it would be a good reason.

It is estimated that Wu Wanqing will run for thousands of miles, kill him before dawn, and then pick him up fiercely.

Sister Luo Qi, you are going to lose both. Wen Yan sighed in her heart.

It seemed that Wang Luoqi was really in a hurry, and even the tricks of killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred were used.

So, he didn't dare to talk about the outrageous topic of old-fashioned criticism at home.

He had to be "honest" and gave Wang Luoxi a well-established suggestion:
"Sister Luo Qi, look if there is anything in the washing machine. Don't you let me fall in it? It's been two or three days, and I don't remember clearly..."

Hearing Wen Yan's suggestion, there was silence in the bathroom for a few seconds, and then there was the sound of "pat, pat".

In Wen Yan's mind, subconsciously emerged, Wang Luoqi's state at this time:
She stepped on pink sandals, landed on one foot, and perhaps leaned against the wall, and "jumped" over to the washing machine behind the door.

The pride of shedding her bondage should be pulled up and down by the gravity along with her movements, Wen Yan thought to herself.

"Snapped."

Wen Yan patted his forehead to get rid of the random thoughts in his mind. In Wang Luoqi's current state, he is still thinking about these messy things.

Hearing the "slap" sound in the bathroom, Wen Yan felt a little regretful at this time. He originally wanted to play tricks on Wang Luoqi, in revenge for the suffocation that he had been treated as a little Yanzi today.

But Wang Luoqi is now jumping on one foot. If there is an accident that aggravates the injury, then he will be to blame.

"Sister Luo Qi, the bath towel is here..." Wen Yan was about to confess when he saw a figure with a bulging front and a back curled up behind the frosted glass of the door.

Wen Yan, who had received nine years of compulsory education, immediately thought of Su Dongpo's philosophical poem from the vague outline he could see.

The name of the poem seems to be called—Tixi Linbi!
After so many years, "Wen Xueba" can't remember the whole poem. It is only because he often drives that he can remember the first two lines:
"Looking at the side, it looks like a forest and a peak, and the distance is different."

"Xiaoyan, what did you just say?" In the bathroom, a question from Wang Luoqi came out.

"It's nothing, I'm just asking you, are the bath towels in the washing machine?" Wen Yan instantly stopped his candid thoughts.

Wang Luoqi has already walked to the washing machine now, and if he chooses to confess and be lenient at this time, isn't that the case for himself?
"Neither in the washing machine."

Wang Luoqi couldn't hold back her anger, and her voice was chilly: "Little Chi, did you make a fool of yourself?"

Meow, I seem to have overplayed. Wen Yan complained inwardly, and found that he was walking further and further on the road to death.

Wang Luoqi is not the silly and sweet heroine in Mary Sue's novels, he can fool him by lying.

But he didn't turn his head back when he opened the bow. At this point, he could only continue to perform with tears in his eyes. He hoped that Sister Luo Qi, who should cooperate with his performance, would not turn a blind eye to his performance.

"Sister Luo Qi, what the hell can I do?" There was grievance in Wen Yan's tone:

"Why do I secretly hide your bath towel? I can't sell it online for you. It's me who suffers in that way, so I have no motive for committing the crime at all."

"Also, since I got home, I haven't left your sight. Even if I want to hide, I don't have time."

"Anyway, I don't care. Since I can't find a bath towel in the bathroom, I can only let you take the blame." Wang Luoqi said coldly:

"I'd rather kill the mistake and let it go, and I'll assume it's you."

You are really simple and rude. Wen Yan rubbed his face, and all kinds of rhetoric are useless when dealing with a woman like Wang Luoxi.

Because even if you make excuses, she will not reason with you, she only trusts her own judgment.

"Sister Luo Qi, since I can't find it in the bathroom, let me find it for you outside." Wen Yan continued to perform.

"Then you look for it quickly, my patience is limited, I will give you 3 minutes."

Wen Yan: "..."

The woman seemed to think he could find it.

Wen Yan stood up, walked to the balcony, and took a set of Wang Luoqi's bath towels and bathrobes from the drying rack. He didn't expect that what he did casually three days ago would be rewarded today.

Sure enough, God rewards hard work, and God will arrange unexpected benefits for hard-working people.

Two and a half minutes later.

Wen Yan squeezed the time and came to the door of the bathroom, panting and said:

"Sister Luo Qi, I found your bath towel. I went around in a circle, but I didn't expect to find it on the drying rack on the balcony."

"It's not that I told you, you can forget even if you wash the towel yourself. I really thought there was a burglar in the house." Wen Yan began to throw the blame.

There was silence in the bathroom for two seconds, and then Wang Luoqi's gnashing voice came out:

"Little Chi, I knew it was you who did it. When did I wash the bath towel?"

How can you say so confidently, it is a glorious thing not to do housework. Wen Yan secretly slandered.

Well, he can't get rid of this pot.

Because Wang Luoxi has never washed other clothes except her own fat CI, and even her own fat CI depends on her mood.

When she was in a good mood, she washed it by herself. When she was in a bad mood, she threw it into the storage basket and asked his little brother to help him rub it.

From childhood to adulthood, the underwear he washed for Wang Luoqi could circle Qilixiangdu three times.

"Okay, Sister Luo Qi, it's my fault. I haven't been home for two days. I forgot about it."

Wen Yan's "sincere" confession:

"I shouldn't develop the habit of washing clothes for you without your permission. If I didn't have this habit, today's Oolong would not have happened. I will definitely change it in the future and never do it again..."

If you can take the opportunity to get rid of the laundry job, this seems to be a good thing, "Coolie Wen" thought secretly in his heart.

"You really didn't mean to tell me?"

"Of course, how could I lie to Sister Luo Qi."

"Well, in that case, I will forgive you."

Warm words: "(╯'-')╯┻━┻"

Good guy, he wanted to lift the table. In order to tie up the free labor, Wang Luoqi really made a lot of money. She knew she was playing tricks on her, but she didn't care.

"Sister Luo Qi, if you don't think about it again, I'm worried that similar things will happen again." Wen Yan advised.

"It's alright, these are all small problems, how could my sister blame you." Wang Luoqi said very generously:
"It's a big deal. Before taking a shower, I'll check if the bath towel is there."

Warm words: "ヽ(Д`)"

Sure enough, the road is one foot high and the devil is one foot high, so he can't fight the little goblin inside.

"Sister Luo Qi, how can I hand you the bath towel?" Looking at the bath towel in his hand, Wen Yan resisted the urge to blow his nose with it.

"I wouldn't mind if you wanted to help me in." Wang Luoxi said with a smile.

There is really such a good thing. If you say that, then I won't be sleepy. Wen Yan's eyes light up.

"Sister Luo Qi, this is not very good." Wen Yan said awkwardly: "Men and women can't kiss each other, you are naked now, what's the matter if I send you in?"

'Say it doesn't matter, my sister doesn't mind. ' Wen Yan shouted in his heart.

But things didn't work out, Wang Luoxi obviously saw through his performance:
"Hehe, little red guy, isn't this the little Jiujiu in your heart?"

Tsk, it's completely seen through. Wen Yan is not surprised. With Wang Luoxi's IQ, it's normal to see through his little trick.

"Sister Luo Qi, how can you contaminate people's innocence out of thin air?" Wen Yan's desire to survive was very strong.

He said righteously: "I'm the kind of person who takes advantage of people's danger. I think it's enough to pass it in for you through the crack of the door."

Well, Miao Renfeng's welfare is actually pretty good, Wen Yan thought.

"Pa-ta, pa-ta." The sound of Wang Luoxi's footsteps came from the bathroom again.

Is she walking in, am I being seen through again? !Wen Yan suddenly felt that having such a smart girlfriend was actually quite tiring.

"Sister Luo Qi, you go inside, how can I pass it to you?" Wen Yan wanted to stop: "The floor of the bathroom is quite dirty, so I can't put it directly on the ground."

"You wait a moment." Wang Luoxi replied.

2 minute later.

Wang Luoxi's lazy voice came from the bathroom:

"Sister is ready, Xiaoyan, help me bring it in."

Sent in. Wen Yan's eyes lit up, and Wang Luoxi actually agreed to let him in.

Wuhu, what is Happy Planet?

"Sister Luo Qi, are you serious?" Wen Yan confirmed it again, worried that Wang Luoxi was deceiving him.

"Come on, manly man, what's the matter with grinding and chirping?" Wang Luoxi was a little dissatisfied:

"Of course, if you don't want to come in, find something to cushion it and put the bath towel on the ground. I don't care anyway."

Then forget it. Wen Yan swallowed and spit, turned the door, and said to the inside:

"Sister Luo Qi, then I'm in!"

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(End of this chapter)