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Chapter 70 My wife is going to have a baby (read more)
Early the next morning, after Pu Jie and the others got up from the hotel, they all felt dizzy.

So a few people got together and discussed it.

First of all, Sister Bao said: "I made a mistake, this old Tian actually prepared for it long ago?"

Then Binghuo, an unemployed young man in northern Hebei, took up the conversation and said, "It is estimated that the God of Old Tian knows how much the plot he wrote is hated by others, so he has hired bodyguards in advance!!"

At this time, the stomach hurts, the faces of the ferocious male hamster and Kuang Xiaoyu are still pale, and it can be seen at a glance that they have never had the experience of drinking to the point of unconsciousness.

Just as the three of them wanted to talk, they opened their mouths, covered their mouths with their hands, and hurried to the bathroom.

In the end, I couldn't spit out anything, only a little sour water.

After the three of them vomited and came back, they said to Sister Bao and Binghuo:
"God Ah Bao, it's too bad, we are afraid, we have heard that Qilu people are especially good at persuading and drinking.

But I have never seen it before, but now I have seen it, and I can no longer drink with Qilu people if I am killed!
There is a set of little persuasion words, as if you are a heinous sin if you don't drink, and you just take a gulp when you pick up the wine glass, who can stand it?
No more, Abaoshen, the three of us have 36 tricks, so let’s go first..."

As a result, before the words were finished, they heard the phone ringing in the room. Several people looked at each other and found that it was Sister Bao's call. After Sister Bao took out the phone, she quickly made a "shh" gesture .

At the same time, he made the mouth shape of "It's Lao Tian", then connected the mobile phone, turned it on hands-free, and put the mobile phone on the table.

I only heard Tian Yunxiao's voice coming from the phone, saying: "Hey, Brother Bao, I'll pick you up at noon and let's continue drinking?"

At this time, when Sister Bao heard this, she quickly said: "Old Tian, ​​we are going back soon, so there is no need for you to continue entertaining us. We have a few afternoons on the plane."

When Tian Yunxiao heard that Sister Bao and the others were leaving soon, she thought to herself:

"Damn, this task is too easy, isn't it? I was so worried for a long time!"

So he continued to say to Sister Bao:

"Sister Bao, it's hard for you to come to our land of Qilu once, how can you let me, the master, show the friendship of the landlord a few more times? Just leave like this?
Then after you go back, won't my Laotian's reputation be completely ruined?No, I have to treat you well, let's continue to drink at noon, and I will continue to look for you in a while! "

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words at this time, Sister Bao said again and again:
"No, no, the four of us really have something to do at home, we have to go, otherwise I want to play more!
How about this, let Pu Jie stay here by himself, his home is relatively close to yours, after all, they are two bordering provinces. "

Tian Yunxiao on the other end of the phone quickly said: "No, none of you are allowed to leave. I will go there in a while. If you leave, I will never want my Zhang Tui again."

At this time, Binghuo next to him heard the conversation between Sister Bao and Tian Yunxiao, and immediately put his hand into his trouser pocket, and skillfully pressed the shortcut keys a few times, and the phone rang.

Then he pretended to answer the phone, got up and took out the phone, and put it to his ear:

"Hey~ Mom, what are you talking about? My wife is going to have a baby? Okay, okay, I'll go back right away."

Then he put the phone back into his pocket, and hurriedly shouted to the phone that hadn't hung up yet:
"Old God, you heard it too. My wife is going to have a baby, so I have to go back immediately."

After saying these words, he hurried out of the hotel room door.

Sister Bao, Hamster, Belly, and Kuang Xiaoyu were left looking at each other. Seeing this, Sister Bao had no choice but to hang up the phone, and then cursed helplessly.

"This ice and fire old thief is simply too hateful! Can you think of such a clumsy excuse?"

"That's right, the phone doesn't even turn on the screen, just pretending to make a call there? Are you fooling us like fools?"

At this time, the hamster said: "Well, no matter how bad the excuse is, at least he will leave first."

As soon as these words came out, the scene cooled down instantly.

At this time, when Kuang Xiaoyu saw the big brothers beside him, he didn't make a sound.

He knew that if he didn't say anything, Tian Yunxiao would arrive later, and they hadn't left the house yet.

So he gritted his teeth and said:

"Why don't we just leave now? Call Lao Tian when we're about to board the plane! When the time comes, you can put the blame on me.

After all, even if I have Lao Tian's chapters, it may not be useful for my kind of street rush, and he is writing about Xianxia, ​​and I am writing about sports. The channel classification spans too much, and it may not be useful. "

Now the stomach hurts and the hamster quickly looked at Kuang Xiaoyu with grateful eyes: "Speak, brother, you are still reliable!"

The two of them looked back and found that Sister Bao had already packed her luggage.

Can't help complaining: "Wucao, as expected of a veteran master, this reaction speed is simply amazing!"

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At this time, Tian Yunxiao, who had just finished breakfast, heard the voice from the system in his mind.

"Congratulations, master, this task has been completed, and now the rewards are distributed to the master, do you want to receive it?"

When Tian Yunxiao heard the cold and merciless mechanical sound of the system, he suddenly felt very pleasant.

"Hahahaha, do you still want to come and stab me? If you really can't drink, you can go to the children's table! Didn't the young master send you away with a little plan? Take it.

A bunch of fighting scum! "

Tian Yunxiao received the mandatory code word capsule, and carefully kept it, planning to use it when he encounters the kind of hard-boiled writer who is urged to change writers in the future.

At this time, he suddenly felt a little bored. He didn't want to type the code, so he took out his mobile phone and opened the penguin, which he hadn't logged on for several days.

As soon as he got up, the phone started beeping non-stop.

I only heard that people in his book friend group kept talking about him.

He was so scared that he didn't even click on it, because he didn't even need to think about it, there would definitely be many people scolding him.

In order to keep his family, he still chooses not to open the book friend group. This is definitely not because of counseling ┕_┙ (with a serious face.)
So he opened the author group.

There is a legend in the market: "@一种苏叶, God Su Ye, your new book is so beautiful.

Faster sleepless nights! ! ! "

Tian Yunxiao saw rumors saying that Su Yeju's new book is very good.

Then I remembered that when I had a room with Su Ye last time, I seemed to have heard him say that a new book was about to be published.

So I clicked on a piece of Su Ye's writer page, and found that there was indeed a Seedling Alliance article "LOL: This man is too strong!" "

He clicked in and was about to take a look, when the anti-theft door of his house suddenly rang "Kuang Kuang Kuang".

　Thanks guys for the monthly pass! !Lao Tian continued to kowtow and kneel begging for further reading

　　
　
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