In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

Chapter 183 "The sister at the beginning is pregnant, I write a book to earn money for abortion"

After Tian Yunxiao received a call from the senior official Ji Dejun, executive vice chairman of the Qilu Mansion Writers Association, he realized that the day after tomorrow would be the Galaxy Awards ceremony.

For a moment, I didn't want to continue playing the game.

Then he walked to Pei Pei's side, looking at Pei Pei who was standing on the horse with the two-character pincers, and kept pushing the basic Wing Chun boxing techniques with his hands.

Tian Yunxiao stood beside Pei Pei, after watching for a while, he said:
"Tut~tsk~tsk..."

It's good that Tian Yunxiao didn't make a sound, but when he made a sound, he immediately annoyed Pei Pei, and shouted loudly:

"Tsk, you big-headed ghost? Damn old Tian! You are here to see this girl's excitement, right?"

It turned out that at this time Pei Pei's legs were already standing on the pile, and his legs were shaking. At this time, Tian Yunxiao saw Pei Pei's appearance, and he laughed.

"Xiao Pei, if you really can't stand it, don't continue to practice. It just so happens that I don't want to continue playing games. Let's go out and play for a while?"

Unexpectedly, Pei Pei and Tian Yunxiao got into a fight, and shouted loudly:
"Don't look down on people. This girl said that if you continue to practice, you will definitely practice. You can wait for this girl to be happy every day!"

Tian Yunxiao watched Pei Pei's legs tremble, and his punches became weaker and weaker.

He said helplessly:

"Xiao Pei, it's useless for you to continue practicing like this.

You must know that practicing martial arts is like many things in the world, and it is too much to pay attention to.

If you continue to practice forcefully like this, not only will you not succeed quickly, but it will damage your foundation..."

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei stopped what he was doing.

I wanted to stand up with my legs together, but I didn't think that one of them couldn't stand firmly, and the other fell on its back.

This made Tian Yunxiao so happy that he burst out laughing.

"Ha~ha~ha~ha~ let you be brave? Do you know how powerful you are now? If martial arts are so easy to practice, the real kung fu will not be almost lost now!"

When Pei Pei saw Tian Yunxiao, instead of comforting her, he laughed instead.

He quit immediately, stood up and rushed towards Tian Yunxiao with all his teeth and claws.

With a flash of Tian Yunxiao, he dodged Pei Pei, then gently reached out, and grabbed Pei Pei's collar, stopping Pei Pei from rushing forward.

After seeing Tian Yunxiao's actions, Pei Pei quit.

Crying out:
"You old bastard, you know how to bully me... woo woo woo, I want to wash you...wash you..."

After finishing speaking, when Tian Yunxiao was attracted by her shout, he stretched out his hand on Tian Yunxiao's waist.

He grabbed it hard and twisted it hard.

Tian Yunxiao instantly knew what heart-piercing pain was, but he suppressed it and didn't cry out.

At this time, Pei Pei suddenly thought about it, and then asked Tian Yunxiao loudly:

"You old man, did you have the nerve to make such a bet with me just now? Since you know that beginners can't practice martial arts excessively, you still made an eight-hour bet with me?
If you don't want to update more, just say it~Why do you want to play these unnecessary things with me? "

After Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's words, he said:

"Okay, let me just say it, I don't want to say more~"

After hearing what Tian Yunxiao said, Pei Pei was stunned and said:

"I told you to say it straight? You really said it? You just don't want to update more? How can you be so honest?"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao opened the Qidian Chinese website from the computer, then clicked on an interface, and said:

"I'll show you something, and you'll know how dedicated I am..."

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei came to his computer very curiously.

Look at Tian Yunxiao's computer.

I only saw a book called, "I, Never Update" displayed on it.

The book wasn't even signed.

And there are only one thousand and three hundred and sixty words.

The introduction reads:

"Nobody can keep me updated!

Yes, no one! "

Then scroll down and look at the author.

"This is actually zhttty, the book of Z?"

(zhttty, whose real name is Zhang Heng, is a platinum writer of China Literature Group, and the author of Infinite Horror, the pioneering work of Infinity Stream.)
After Tian Yunxiao let Pei Pei take a look, he said triumphantly:
"Did you see it? I am also a platinum writer of Qidian Chinese Network, so I am much more diligent than Z University?"

Then he boasted for a long time there.

At this time Pei Pei raised his head and said to Tian Yunxiao:
Then Pei Pei took out his mobile phone, opened the Qidian Reading app, and searched for Eagles Eat Chickens.

Said:

"Why don't you compare with the eagle? You only know how to compare with these writers who are almost in the state of writing?

Are you ashamed? "

At this moment, Tian Yunxiao saw that he couldn't afford Pei's compensation, so he pretended to say:
"I don't care, I don't care, I just don't want to code today~ My uncle is here~ After all, there are so many days every month that men don't want to work~"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's outrageous reason, Pei Pei chuckled and said:

"I'm really convinced by you, in order to catch fish, I can find out any outrageous reasons~
Alas, it seems that I can't cure you, maybe one day I will reveal your real address, and let your readers come to you for offline reminders~"

……

Seeing that Pei Pei stopped urging him to type, Tian Yunxiao instantly felt relieved.

Then I thought, it seems that I haven't logged into Penguin for a long time.

Then I opened Penguin, entered the account password, and logged in.

I saw that he had just turned on the penguin when he heard the sound of "Dididi" from the computer.

Then he looked to the lower right corner of his computer.

I found out that someone in my book friend group was at him.

He clicked to take a look.

Qi Dian's No. [-] pretty guy: "@从局田大ye, Tian Da, do you know this author?"

Qidian No. [-] Pretty Boy: "Screenshot: Important notice: I have something to do again today, I accidentally got my sister pregnant, and I have to take her to have an abortion.

There may be only one update tonight.jpg”

Qi Dian's No. [-] Pretty Boy: "Screenshot: The author didn't say she's a real sister!
So many people come to admire the name is also speechless.

Let me explain here, although she is not her own sister, she is indeed my sister.

How should I put it, my parents divorced several years ago, last year my father found a stepmother (also divorced)
Also brought a daughter (two years younger than me, definitely not the underage you think)

Getting along with the family was awkward at first, but it gradually got better later on.

The story is too complicated, so we won't go into details.

Later, due to an unexpected situation...

We had already discussed to keep our distance.

Then check it out now, and dare not let the family know.

The author even went on a blind date a few days ago, and I don't know about it.

Cough cough... So there is absolutely no blood relationship or underage as you think, really, please believe me! .jpg"

After Tian Yunxiao saw the screenshots of these two chapters, he was stunned for an instant, and quickly tapped the keyboard to type and ask.

Uncle Tian next door: "Damn it, is this real or fake? @启点第一靓子"

Qi Dian's No. [-] handsome boy: "I don't know about this, don't I? That's why I came to ask you, Tian Da~ I ask if you know this author!"

Tian Yunxiao quickly tapped on the keyboard and typed.

Uncle Tian next door: "What's the title of this book?"

Qi Dian's No. [-] pretty guy: "Tian Da, it says, "National Rivers and Lakes: One Hundred Wang Yuyans at the Beginning""

Tian Yunxiao took a look, and sure enough, the title of the book was written on it, thinking:

"I was too shocked by this, I didn't even see this~"

Then I copied these two screenshots to the group of contracted authors with the largest number of people I am currently in, [Qi Dian three groups of reminder groups].

Uncle Tian next door: "Screenshot.jpgScreenshot.jpg"

Uncle Tian next door: "Does anyone know the author of "All People's Rivers and Lakes: One Hundred Wang Yuyan at the Beginning"? Is Wucao real or fake?"

Unsealed secret code: "Fuck, isn't this Liu Xinju's new book?"

A bowl of yusheng: "@首馨馨新银馨, Liu Xinju, you deserve to be the one, you are the one who can do this kind of thing!"

After Tian Yunxiao looked at the words of the authors in the group, he had a question, "Is this true?"

Then I just wanted to type to ask whether it was true or false, at this time.

Sister Xiaolu: "Is this really a plot that can be posted on Qidian?"

Sister Xiaolu: "I thought this was the content of the Cape Forum?"

The unsealed secret code: "Good brother, borrow one to speak~"

Phoebe refill: "Brother, borrow one to talk~"

19 repetitions are omitted here...

Elder Sister Xiaolu: "It's disgusting, she's a girl~"

Phoebe refill: "Then good sister, borrow one to talk~"

Tian Yunxiao couldn't bear to watch the speeches of these lsps at this moment.

He typed and said in a righteous and stern manner.

Uncle Tian next door: "You LSPs, can you stop being so wretched? Scared my sister!"

Uncle Tian next door: "Learn from me~"

Uncle Tian next door: "Good sister, let me test you, a fill-in-the-blank question, www.().com"

At this time, Lin Xiaolu, a 20-year-old beautiful college student in Pengcheng City, Eastern Guangdong Province, laughed and typed after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words.

Elder Sister Xiaolu: "I hate it, Brother Tian, ​​I'm still a child, so why don't we chat privately?"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao suddenly felt a knife-like gaze staring at him behind him.

Then I heard someone behind me say faintly:
"Cough~cough~ I can't tell, Lao Tian, ​​you're quite charming, don't you?"

There is no one else in this room, only Pei Pei.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao quickly tapped the keyboard with both hands and typed without looking back.

Uncle Tian next door: "Forget it, forget it, next time next time~"

After seeing Tian Yunxiao's behavior, Pei Pei said with satisfaction:
"You are acquainted~"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao continued typing on the keyboard and asked.

Uncle Tian next door: "You haven't told me it's true or not?"

There is a legend: "Although it sounds a bit outrageous, it is still reasonable to put it on Liuxinju."

Uncle Tian next door: "Then you mean that this is true?"

Just after Tian Yunxiao typed this line of words, people in the group started to join Aite one after another.

Nanmu pen refill: "@首馨馨新鑫新, Liuxinju, it's really you~ This kind of reason is something you can make up~"

The unsealed secret code: "Indeed, I remember that the same reason was used for a certain book written by the eunuch Liuxin last year, right?"

Protect my dog: "God of Secret Code, don't be embarrassing, Liu Xinju's reason at that time was that his girlfriend was pregnant and he was going to have an abortion~"

Youying Yeshen: "Liu Xinju is indeed an old marketing expert~ Now that "One Hundred Wang Yuyan" will advance to the next round of recommendations, it must be stable."

Seeing the writers in the group say this, Tian Yunxiao felt a little confused again.

Is it true or false?

Uncle Tian next door: "Huh? I hear you guys mean this is fake?"

Nanmu refill: "It's hard to say about this matter. God God needs to judge this for yourself. Anyway, I just know one thing. Xinxinxinxinxinxin has used this excuse not once or twice."

Youying Yeshen: "And what day is it today? Wednesday~ The recommended day is arranged according to follow-up reading, and the day to decide whether this book can smoothly advance to the next round of recommendation."

Youying Yeshen: "That's all I can say, who knows if the specific thing is true or not?"

Cute one-two Shuai Bubu: "I've learned it. I have a reason to ask for leave next time. My friends in the author group made his sister's belly bigger. I asked for leave to raise money for him to help with abortion."

Handicapped and strong Xiaoyan brother: "Learned, this month's points are not enough for leave, next month's reason for leave, the friends of the author group thought he made his sister's stomach big.

In fact, what he doesn't know is that the child in his sister's womb is mine, and now his sister tells me that her brother has gone out and asked me to go and see her, and take a leave to see her~"

Tian Yunxiao saw that the writers in this group were getting more and more outrageous, so he quickly typed and said.

Uncle Tian next door: "The more you talk, the more outrageous you are, I really can't stand it~"

Uncle Tian next door: "Anyway, next time I ask for leave, I will write 'My friend's sister has a miscarriage. I am a doctor. I want to operate on her~'"

At this time, Pei Pei, who was behind Tian Yunxiao, saw the chat content of the writers in Tian Yunxiao's group, and laughed out loud.

Clutching his stomach, he said:

"Old Tian, ​​you web writers are too funny, aren't you?"

At this moment, Tian Yunxiao smiled hehehe, but did not speak.

After Tian Yunxiao and the others chatted for a long time, the author with the screen name Xinxinxinxinxinxin still didn't bubble up.

The meat of steamed buns: ""Starting Sister is Pregnant, I Write Books to Earn Money to Abort!""

When Tian Yunxiao saw the title of the book posted by the author in the group, he immediately became interested.

Uncle Tian next door: "I want to see it, sketch it, I can't sleep at night!"

　Don't ask Lao Tian whether this matter is true or not. Everything Lao Tian knows is mentioned in today's chapter. This matter needs to be judged by the readers themselves.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)