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Chapter 162 The child after that must let him practice martial arts
After Tian Yunxiao and Pei Pei walked out of the restaurant, Tian Yunxiao said to Pei Pei:

"Thank you for pretending to be my girlfriend and helping me out! By the way, what are you doing in Beizhen? What's the matter?"

After Pei Pei heard Tian Yunxiao's words, he glanced at Tian Yunxiao with a bit of resentment and said:

"What do you think I'm here for? Of course I'm here to find you! You're going to attend the Galaxy Awards ceremony soon.

Although this is not an awards ceremony in the entertainment industry, it is also a cultural feast. How can you do without a female companion? "

After hearing Pei Pei's words, Tian Yunxiao said helplessly:
"Well, what you said makes sense..."

Unexpectedly, Tian Yunxiao's phone rang suddenly at this time. He picked up the phone and found that it was his mother calling.

So he said helplessly to Pei Pei:

"Oh, trouble is coming!"

Then he picked up the phone. Just as Tian Yunxiao picked up the phone, he heard his mother shouting on the phone:

"Tian Yunxiao, what did you do? Your Aunt Jia found me here, saying that a girl from another family went back to sue, saying that you have a date!

If you really have one, quickly bring your partner home and show me and your dad, if you are lying to me, let me see how I deal with you! "

Tian Yunxiao was instantly dumbfounded when he heard his mother's words, and thought to himself: "It's bad, this is a momentary pleasure in refusing a blind date, and dealing with the parents' crematorium!"

Pei Pei, who was standing beside Tian Yunxiao at this moment, thought happily after hearing the conversation between Tian Yunxiao and his mother:

"Hahaha, let's see what you want from me, Old Tian?"

But what she didn't expect was that at this time Tian Yunxiao stood there and sighed helplessly:

"Oh, forget it, let's tell the truth to my mother after I go back, admit my mistakes honestly, communicate with my parents, and let them stop caring about my personal problems so early."

When Pei Pei heard this, he became impatient for a moment, and thought anxiously in his heart: "Look for me, look for me, why don't I just be your girlfriend?"

But he still pretended to be reserved on the surface and didn't make a sound.

Until Tian Yunxiao said to her: "Okay, Xiao Pei, where do you live now? I'll take you there."

Only then did Pei Pei come to his senses, and thought to himself: "It's broken, if you don't make a sound, Lao Tian won't be able to open his mouth!"

So he quickly said: "Old Tian, ​​I can be your girlfriend!"

After Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's words, he looked Pei Pei up and down, then touched his chin with his hand, and said:

"Your idea seems to be okay! That's it, you go back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend and fool my parents!"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei thought happily and depressedly:

"Who wants to impersonate? She really wants to be your girlfriend!

This matter is really a bit difficult, and it needs a long-term plan. Alas, this damn old Tian just doesn't know how to live and die!
But forget it, it's not bad to be a fake for now, maybe when the fake will become real? "

Thinking of this, the depression in Pei Pei's heart was swept away, and he said happily: "Okay, let's go home now!"

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"Mom, let me introduce you, this is Pei Pei..."

After Tian Yunxiao brought Pei Pei to his parents, he introduced him to his mother.

"Get up! Xiao Pei, hurry up and come in. I've heard Yun Xiao talk about you a long time ago, and I've been asking him to bring you back for us to see, but he just doesn't act, and now I finally see you.

This kid is so handsome~ Come in, come in, don't stand outside, it's cold outside, don't freeze! "

After seeing Pei Pei, Tian Yunxiao's mother directly ignored Tian Yunxiao, his own son, and only knew that Pei Pei's daughter-in-law (false) came in and left Tian Yunxiao outside the door.

Tian Yunxiao was confused by what his mother said, and thought to himself:

"When did I mention Pei Pei at home? Why didn't I know?"

But he knew that talking back to his mother would definitely not end well, so he followed into the door without saying a word.

After entering the door, he heard his mother asking Pei Pei a question.

"Xiao Pei, I can see you as a real person. I have heard our Yunxiao talk about you many times, but I have never seen you. This is great. Tian Yunxiao finally brought you came back!"

After hearing Mama Tian's words, Pei Pei believed it was true, and said happily:

"Auntie, is it true? Does Yunxiao really mention me often at home?"

Mama Tian immediately said in a serious manner: "Son, can I still lie to you, your aunt?"

After hearing the conversation between the two, Tian Yunxiao held his forehead helplessly and said to Pei Pei:

"Don't believe my mother, my mother lied to you, I never told you at home!"

After Tian's mother was exposed by Tian Yunxiao's lies, she said with a calm face and heartbeat:

"See, Xiao Pei, our Yunxiao is still shy!"

Compensating Pei to make him giggle.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao's mother started to interrogate again:
"Little Pei, what do you do? How many people are there in the family? How long have you known Yunxiao from our family?"

After Tian Yunxiao heard his mother's question, he said to his mother:
"Mom, are you checking your household registration? Why do you have so many questions?"

Unexpectedly, Pei Pei not only did not agree with Tian Yunxiao's words, but said to Tian Yunxiao:
"How do you talk to your aunt?"

Then he said to Tian Yunxiao's mother:
"Auntie, I have just graduated and haven't looked for a job yet. I have an older brother at home. I have known Yunxiao for more than a month!"

After Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's words, he couldn't help saying: "Pei Pei, what else do you need to find a job..."

Originally, I wanted to say: "Can't you just work in the company at home? Why do you need to go outside to find a job?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence was misunderstood by Tian Yunxiao's mother, thinking that Tian Yunxiao was saying that he could support Pei Pei and not need Pei Pei to work, so he quickly interrupted Tian Yunxiao's words and said:

"That's right, Xiao Pei, what Yunxiao said is right, you don't need to look for a job now, our family Yunxiao's income is enough to support the family, I just hope that the two of you will get married soon, and then give me a big hug." The fat grandson asked me to bring it!"

After hearing what his mother said, Tian Yunxiao was dumbfounded, and quickly wanted to say that he didn't mean that, but Pei Pei reacted faster and said immediately:
"Okay, Auntie! I listen to you!"

Tian Yunxiao saw that Pei Pei and his mother were talking more and more lively, and he wanted to interrupt several times, but was ignored by the two of them, so he had no choice but to take out his phone and start a short video.

"Good guy, when I have a child in the future, I must let him practice martial arts well.

You must let him develop his dark energy, otherwise, it will be bad for a child to be hammered to death someday! "

Tian Yunxiao said such a sentence after seeing a trending search while watching the video, but he did not expect to be heard by Pei Pei and his mother.

Pei Pei repeatedly nodded and said:

"Yes, yes, our future child must let him go to a famous teacher and practice martial arts well, so that he will not be hammered to death by a 14-year-old child!"

When Tian Yunxiao heard this, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and he said quickly:
"When did I say I was going to have a baby with you?"

When Tian Yunxiao's mother heard Tian Yunxiao's words, she immediately became impatient, and said to Tian Yunxiao:
"You bastard, you don't want to have a grandson with Pei, do you still want to have a grandson? You turned against you!"

When Tian Yunxiao heard his mother's domineering words, the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and thought to himself:
"It can't be done. After passing the level of my mother, I have to send Pei Pei away immediately, otherwise the feeling will be faked!"

At this time, the door of his house rang, and his father came back.There were still a lot of dishes in her hand, his mother quickly took the dishes from his father, and said to Tian Yunxiao and Pei Pei.

"You two go play in the house first, and his father and I will cook for you!"

When Tian Yunxiao heard it, he immediately dragged Pei Pei to his parents' room as if he had received an amnesty.

As soon as he entered the room, he said to Pei Pei:

"Let me tell you, just pretend you didn't hear what my mother said to you just now!
Don't pay attention to her, I feel like she is crazy about wanting to hold a grandson! "

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei smiled and said:

"Okay, I know!"

At the same time, I thought to myself: "But I'm serious! But sooner or later I will make this come true!"

After Tian Yunxiao played with Pei Pei in the room for a long time, he heard his mother shouting outside.

"Hurry up and eat!"

I saw that the coffee table in the living room was full of all kinds of big dishes that would only be served during the Chinese New Year.

Hard dishes include "Braised Carp", "Dezhou Grilled Chicken", "Cold Pork Face", "Fried Lotus Root Box", "Pig Skin Jelly", "Steamed Fungus with Pork Ribs", "Qingyang Fried Chicken", "Cold Beef with Sauce" Etc., etc.

Seafood includes "steamed prawns", "steamed swimming crab", "scallion sea cucumber", "steamed abalone", "steamed pipa shrimp" and so on.

These dishes made Pei Pei, the rich lady who was used to delicacies from mountains and seas since she was a child, quietly ask Tian Yunxiao:
"Old Tian, ​​so much seafood isn't cheap, is it?"

After Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's question, he smiled and said:
"Because of the coast here, seafood is really not expensive. Large prawns cost more than 20 yuan a catty, and a bunch of long swimming crabs cost more than 30 yuan a catty. Just eat with confidence!"

After Pei Pei heard Tian Yunxiao's words, he quickly acted very happy and said:
"That's what you said, Lao Tian, ​​you have to accompany me to eat all over Beizhen these few days!"

After hearing Pei Pei's words, Tian Yunxiao shouted in his heart that he was fooled, "Fuck, I was tricked by this little girl's film, what good things can't afford to eat with Pei Pei's family conditions since childhood?
Are you still asking me if these things are expensive?And I actually really fell for it!Originally, I was thinking of going to Chengdu early tomorrow, forget it, and play with her for a few more days?When will we be able to leave!Fortunately, the blind date has passed! "

While Tian Yunxiao's parents were still bringing out all kinds of cold dishes one after another, Pei Pei, who was watching enthusiastically, shouted:
"Uncle, aunt, enough, enough, I can't eat these dishes, such a big plate, if I can't eat it, it will be wasted!"

Tian's father smiled and served the last cold dish "Canned Yellow Peach and Red Bean".

Said: "It's okay, Xiao Pei, this is your first time here, I must give you some good noodles!"

When Tian Yunxiao saw his father brought up all the canned fruits, he thought to himself:
"My good fellow, even the canned fruit is served. This is really treating Pei Pei like a serious guest! This is too meticulous!"

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"Xiao Pei, come and eat a shrimp!"

"Thank you, Auntie, I'll do it myself!"

"Come on, Xiao Pei, eat a crab!"

"Thank you Uncle, I'll do it myself!"

Tian Yunxiao saw that at the dinner table, his parents continued to add food to Pei Pei, and said with gusto:
"Don't peel it for others. Southerners are very particular about eating. They have to wear gloves when peeling shrimps. They also have special tools for grilling crabs. You make people think it's unhygienic. Why don't you give it to me?" Woolen cloth……"

As soon as Tian Yunxiao said this, Pei Pei quit and said:

"Who said that, I like the ones peeled by my uncles and aunts!"

After finishing speaking, she immediately put the shrimp that Tian Yunxiao's mother peeled for her just now and started to chew.

Although Pei Pei did this, Tian Yunxiao's parents were also very embarrassed and stopped peeling shrimp and crabs for Pei Pei.

And Pei Pei saw that Tian Yunxiao's parents seemed a little embarrassed by what Tian Yunxiao said, so he peeled the shrimp and crab with his bare hands, and put them in bowls for Tian Yunxiao's parents.

At the same time, he said to his parents:
"Uncle, aunt, you two don't listen to Tian Yunxiao's nonsense, come to uncle and aunt, you can eat the shrimp and crab I peeled for you!

And I'm not a southerner, my family is from Handong Province, Jingzhou City, so I don't have so many particulars! "

As soon as Pei Pei's words came out, Tian Yunxiao's parents were instantly coaxed to the point of joy, and said to Tian Yunxiao:
"Tian Yunxiao, learn from Pei Pei, how sensible, you have to treat Pei Pei better in the future, if you do something wrong to him, see how I will deal with you!"

After Tian Yunxiao heard the conversation between her parents and Pei Pei, she immediately felt that she was a villain in vain.

I had no choice but to turn grief and indignation into appetite, and began to sweep the dishes on the table!

Finally, the meal was finished in a "happy" atmosphere.

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"Where do you live? I'll send you back!"

After Tian Yunxiao and Pei Pei left from his parents, Tian Yunxiao asked Pei Pei in the co-pilot.

"I just came here today, and I don't have a place to live yet. Can't you show your style and take in the beautiful homeless girls?"

When Tian Yunxiao heard that Pei Pei was actually going to sleep at his house, he said, "Okay!"

As soon as Pei Pei said it casually, Tian Yunxiao actually agreed, and said instantly: "This is what you said, don't go back on it! Going back on it is a puppy!"

Tian Yunxiao said: "There's nothing to regret!"

So he took Pei Pei to his home, and Pei Pei said as soon as he entered the door:
"I'm going to take a shower first!"

……

"I love to take a bath, my skin is good, oh, oh, oh, put on a shower cap, sing and dance, the mermaid wants to escape..."

After Pei Pei got out of the shower, she found that the huge house was empty except for her. At this time, she found a message on her phone.

"Xiao Pei, I'm going to the hotel first, you go to bed early, and I'll buy breakfast and come to you tomorrow morning.

——Tian Yunxiao"

"hateful……"

　The [-]-word chapter, there will be more later, but it may be a little late. If you can’t bear it, you can read it tomorrow. Lao Tian took a nap this afternoon, so that he can stay up for a while tonight!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)