In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group
Chapter 154 Too Many Fools, Not Enough Liars
Chapter 154 Too Many Fools, Not Enough Liars
After Tian Yunxiao finished reading the article written by Qiuye, he felt very helpless and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"
After Akiba saw Tian Yunxiao's reply, she didn't know where to put her hand, and quickly tapped on the keyboard when she saw it.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, it's okay, of course you are listening to the truth, just tell me! I don't mind!"
Tian Yunxiao saw Qiu Ye say this, but was still afraid of hitting him, so he tapped the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "The writing is not bad."
At this moment, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, Qiuye immediately tapped the keyboard in ecstasy.
Akiba: "Really? Tian Da?"
Tian Yunxiao seemed to really believe it when he saw Qiuye, and secretly complained:
"No way? No way? No one really thinks that it's good to write something casually, right? After all, not everyone is as talented as me. )of."
So he hit the keyboard and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "Of course it's fake. Who gave you the courage to be so confident? The courage that Liang Jingru alone gave you is probably not enough!"
At this time, Qiuye and Tian Yunxiao are fellow Qilu manors, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, she blushed with anger!
Then hit the keyboard to reply.
Qiu Ye: "Then Tian Da, can you tell me what's wrong? I show my friends that my writing is good!"
Tian Yunxiao also felt a bit embarrassed at this time, and didn't know whether he should tell the truth, but he really couldn't stand the beginning of the letter written by Qiu Ye.
I thought to myself: "No, this must be a blow to him, otherwise, does he really think that his writing is good?"
So he tapped the keyboard horizontally and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "It is basically impossible for you to sign a contract at the beginning!
Just like the seasons in your description book at the beginning, it can be done with two words 'summer'.
You stunned and wrote "Summer, it is a name that makes people's heartbeat, exuberant and sunny with a little moisture."
It is the place where all youth, memories, romance and dreams start.
The white shirts of the boys and girls reflected the golden sunlight, and the sweet and slightly waxy fragrance of flowers in the air surrounded one dreamlike murmur after another.
The cold air in the morning, with dewdrops, rushes towards the face, shuttling through the wide sleeves of the school uniform, like a girl's faint melancholy, causing poetic sadness.
The clouds in the sky are clear, suddenly like a dream, dizzy and dyed, setting off a dense romance.
This summer without edges and corners but full of temptations is brewing and fermenting, one after another, sweet, complete, and boundless dreams and love. '
More than 200 characters are just to write that it is summer now, if you say this passage can echo with the rest of the text, that's fine too?
But after I watched it for a long time, you simply described the current season. You have been so watery since Chapter 1?
Do you feel that if you write such a long paragraph describing the season, it seems that your writing is particularly good?
Do you still feel that your writing is very beautiful?It’s not like that. If you write like this, it’s just pure rhetoric.
Then I endured it, and I looked at your writing, which is close to [-] words. I was stunned to see what the main plot line of your novel is?
Let me give you a few words, writing and plot are one, writing novels is not writing, and writing is not those exaggerated rhetoric.
The writing style of writing a novel is a person's personality and the integrity of a story.
Paving the way for the rhythm, pretending to be aggressive, these are the correct writing styles for a novel.
If the plot of a novel is excellent, then its writing must be very good, and the second situation will not occur.
The more concise the text can tell a touching and complete story.
The more it can reflect the excellence of a human writing, remember!Don't use rhetoric indiscriminately when writing novels, rhetoric is not writing! "
Tian Yunxiao typed on the keyboard for a long time before finally finishing writing this long paragraph and sending it out.
At this time, Qiu Ye on the other side of the computer saw such a long piece of advice sent to him by Tian Yunxiao, after reading it carefully, he tapped the keyboard and replied with a sneer.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, I learned this from you. Is this the style of your Zhu Xian?"
When Tian Yunxiao saw Qiuye's reply, he sneered angrily, and typed on the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "My "Zhu Xian" is not the same as what you wrote, the [-]-character plot doesn't advance at all?
And your writing skills are not enough to support you to the point where readers love to read it!
Moreover, my way of writing is wrong in this era. Nowadays, Internet articles require a fast pace, and most of people's fragmented time is occupied by short videos. Now articles are becoming more and more fast-food.
My way of writing is outdated long ago. If I hadn't submitted the follow-up plot outline to the editor, I might not even be able to sign the contract! "
At this time, Qiuye seemed to have grasped some key words, and hurriedly typed on the keyboard.
Qiu Ye: "Inside cast? How do you cast inside? Tian Da? Teach me!"
Seeing Qiu Ye, Tian Yunxiao still did not give up, so he thought to himself:
"Since you don't listen to the advice, let you run into a wall with the editor and try!"
So he sent the contact information of all the editors of Yuewen Group to Qiuye.
Then hit the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "This is the contact information of all the editors of Yuewen Group, I sent it to you, you can try it yourself.
Remember not to submit more than one manuscript, and you can submit another editor only when an editor rejects the manuscript.
Friendly reminder: 'New editors generally lack manuscripts, and the chances of passing manuscripts are higher! '"
When Qiu Ye saw the thing Tian Yunxiao sent him, although he felt very annoyed at this time, and felt that Tian Yunxiao was underestimating him, he still tapped the keyboard and typed to reply.
Akiba: "Thank you Tian Da, who are the new editors?"
After Tian Yunxiao saw Qiuye's question, he pointed out to Qiuye which editors were newly recruited.
……
After writing his outline, Akiba said: "Old Tian actually asked me to apply for a new editor? Do you think I don't know? The general recommendation resources of new editors are not as good as those of old editors."
So he first sent his manuscript together with the outline to Ye Hui, an old editor who was famous for his quick response.
As a result, within 10 minutes, a reply came from his mailbox:
So he was overjoyed and said: "It must be that my draft has passed. After the draft is passed, I will let Lao Tian have a look, so that he can look down on others?"
Then he quickly opened the inbox and found that the email said.
"Your manuscript cannot be internally signed temporarily. You can choose to upload it yourself. There will be multiple editors cross-reviewing the manuscript in the background. Thank you for your submission!"
After Qiuye saw the old editor Ye Hui's reply, she was dumbfounded.
At this time, he said: "This should be because the old editor has a higher vision. Forget it, I'd better listen to Lao Tian and vote for the new editor."
So he submitted the manuscript to Lemon, a newly recruited beauty editor marked by Ueda Tian Yunxiao on this table.
At this time, Lemon, who was scanning manuscripts in the background, was bored in the Yuewen Group of Shanghai.
"Hey, these manuscripts on the backstage are really picking sand in the shit. You can't pick any big ones. It's been a day since I've just joined the editor, and no one has sent me an email to vote in!"
At this time, a reminder popped up on her mailbox, indicating that she had received a new email.
"Hahaha, finally someone is willing to vote for me, let me see what kind of cutie is going to submit for me?"
So she clicked on the mailbox and looked it up.
"If I am guilty, please let the law torture me instead of reading such a tortured manuscript!
What kind of mess is this written by this author named Akiba?Dare to vote? "
……
At this time, Qiu Ye, who was waiting for the editor's reply in front of the computer, saw that the reply came in less than 10 minutes, so she said happily again:
"It seems that my manuscript is so good that the new editor couldn't wait to pass it as soon as he saw it!"
So he quickly clicked on the email and looked at it.
"Your manuscript cannot be signed internally at the moment, you can choose to upload it yourself, there are several editors cross-reviewing the manuscript in the background, thank you for your submission.
What kind of nonsense you wrote! ! ! "
As soon as Qiuye saw the editor's standard reply, he added a comment that made him explode.
So he said very angrily: "Grass is a kind of plant, and these editors don't know anything!"
So I clicked into the writer's background.
Then I passed the book I just wrote to the writer's background, and then I became more and more angry.
So I posted a post on the writer's background.
autumn leaves:
"Many people like to shoot inside, and I, Akiba, also thought about shooting inside, but now I declare that I will never shoot inside.
Internal casting is worshiping the master, listening to the beeping of the master, just like in Xiuxian novels, the principle of apprenticeship is similar, and editing is like the elders of the sect.
See if you have the qualifications, if you are a talent to create, if you are happy or not, I will sneak you out and give you a beep.
Straight hair is like the protagonist in a novel, talented, proud and unassuming, never takes the elders seriously, and when he is upset, he will say something, and if he is upset, he will defect directly, yay!
There is no master here, but you are free to stay at the master's place. When the protagonist's halo shines, the dog-licking elders will line up to curry favor with you.
No way, who told you that you are awesome?Being awesome has privileges!
With a bad temper like mine, I can't stand the birdishness. The reality is already cruel enough. How can I be wronged when I write a novel?
In ancient times, there were soldiers who fought against mountains and rivers for ten years, and today there are autumn leaves who draw pens and fight for ten years. "
I received the first reply shortly after I sent it.
Binghuo: "Is that why you couldn't find the reason why you couldn't sign the contract for yourself... It's a bit embarrassing."
……
That's right, this reply was from Binghuo, Tian Yunxiao's apprentice.
Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, saw this post immediately when he was looking for inspiration in Water Writer's Assistant.
So he said: "Nowadays, new writers, why are all of them stunned? I don't know what they are thinking in their minds? This even more brings out the power of my master, and the book is platinum!"
So he replied with this message.
Then I took a screenshot of Qiuye's post and sent it to the author group. At this time, a group of salted fish authors in the author group were idle and bored. After seeing this post, each one's interest was seduced.
They were all asking: "God of Binghuo, where did this Le Ziren come from?"
Binghuo: "I found it on the assistant, I'm so happy, I wanted to go to Shuishui Writer's Assistant to find inspiration, but I found such a bewildered person/sneaking smile"
In an instant, the three groups of salted fish who usually don't code very much during the day, and only start full-time coding at the speed of life and death at ten o'clock in the evening, seem to have found a place to have fun.
……
After seeing Binghuo's reply, Qiuye seemed to have found an outlet for the anger he received from Tian Yunxiao today.
Shout out: "Come on!"
Then tap the keyboard to reply, "What you said seems to make sense? I wonder if your income is enough to spend?"
When Binghuo saw Qiuye at this time, he dared to ask him such a question, and thought to himself,
"Under Master's guidance, I have just written a book of ten thousand books, and I am wondering where to pretend to be such a jerk? This is what you gave me to fight!
Alas, no, I can’t expose my real income all at once, that would probably scare him away and dare not match up with me, forget it, let’s talk about the income of the old book that was blocked before me. "
Then he replied: "More than 1 yuan a month, barely enough."
At this time, Qiuye saw that Binghuo's income had exceeded ten thousand, thinking of her monthly salary of three thousand and five thousand, she thought to herself.
"Grass is a kind of plant, don't let him underestimate it!"
Then replied.
"It's not bad? It's really barely enough to make ends meet, but I earn [-] to [-] yuan a month, so I don't lack that bit of royalties. Writing novels is just a hobby for me.
As for the signing you said, it's true that you haven't signed it now. It's embarrassing to say it, but don't worry, it will happen sooner or later because of some guys who look down on others.
Of course you don't mind, I didn't talk about you/sneak. "
At this time, Binghuo's good friend Gouzi was about to laugh silly when he saw the conversation between the two, so he replied to Binghuo.
Protect your dog: "Classic dogs look down on people, right? Look down on people, right? 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, don't bully the middle-aged and poor!
Sit and wait for the follow-up, defeat the Ice and Fire Demon King, the three-year agreement has been made, you are finished for Binghuo! "
After Pu Jie saw the words of Gouzi, the playwright, he instantly felt that he and Qiuye had no interest in the clues, so he replied helplessly.
Binghuo: "Forget it, as long as you live in your own world, you'll be happy!"
Then the other authors of the three groups saw that Binghuo wanted to die down, so they started to match up with Qiuye one after another.
In the end, they all gave up one by one, because facing a person who doesn't want to reason with you, it's useless to talk to him no matter how much reason you have!
When Qiu Ye saw this group of contracted authors at this time, he was stunned by him and said very proudly:
"There are 3000 million key immortals in the world, and you have to lower your eyebrows when you see me! What's wrong with the contracted author? Isn't he speechless because of what I said? Hahahaha!"
At this time, a new reply popped up on his writer assistant.
"Brother, don't listen to those authors who are blind. I just read what you wrote. The writing is really good. Come to our author group. There are great gods here to guide you, and you can sign a contract!
The group number is XXXXXXXX"
At this time, Qiuye saw that someone was willing to admit that his writing was good, so he copied the group number very happily, and after searching, a group name popped up [Qidian Novels Newcomer Guidance Group]
When Qiu Ye saw the name of this group, she immediately felt very happy, and then applied to join the group chat.
This group put him in almost instantly. Just after joining this group, I saw the group owner and was sending a message.
Initiation author Nine Brothers - Bao signed the contract: "Wan Ding is really not qualified to pretend to be like me!"
Initiation author Nine Brothers—— Bao signed a contract: "[-] to [-] subscriptions, to be honest, they are all my buddies!"
Initiation Author Nine Brothers——Package signing: "photo.jpg"
Initiation author Nine Brothers - Bao signed the contract: "Do you know the person in the photo?"
The author of Qidian, Brother Nine, signed a contract: "How many tens of thousands of subscriptions?"
When Qiu Ye saw that this person said that he was so powerful, but he didn't know the person in the photo, he just felt that he didn't know what he heard.
At this time, a person in the group spoke.
Lai Shengping: "Ah, master, isn't this the nose root of the platinum god? Master, it's amazing that you can take a photo with him!"
The author of Qidian, Brother Nine, signed a contract: "So it's really not expensive for me to charge you 3000 yuan to sign a wallet, and it's definitely worth it!"
At this time, Qiuye saw this Brother Nine saying this, and felt a sense of admiration instantly, but he hadn't completely lost his mind.
So he copied this photo and sent it to Tian Yunxiao.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, do you know the person in this photo?"
Tian Yunxiao took a look, good guy, isn't this the root of the nose?So he replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "I know, isn't this the root of the nose? What's the matter?"
When Qiu Ye saw Tian Yunxiao's certification, she thought to herself that the group leader really wasn't lying.
Then I switched back to the [Qidian Novel Guidance Group for Newcomers] I just joined.
I saw the members of this group talking there.
Dong Yunkong has been banned by the administrator for 24 hours...
The stars are bright and the moon is like frost: "If you don't give out red envelopes, what qualifications do you have to hate the group leader?"
So Qiuye sent a message to ask.
Qiu Ye: "What's wrong with this person? Why was he banned?"
At this time, a member of the group said.
Yun Heyin: "As soon as this person came in, he pretended to be coercive, saying that he knew tens of thousands of subscribers, and then he didn't even know how to send out a red envelope, so he just pissed off the group leader, saying that the group leader didn't deserve to accept 3000 yuan, saying that the group leader Misunderstanding my son."
When Qiuye saw that there was still a fee in this group, she felt a little dumbfounded, so she sent the chat records in this group to Tian Yunxiao.
Qiu Ye: "Da Tian, didn't you say you knew the person in the photo? Do you think the group leader's fee is worth it?"
As soon as Tian Yunxiao saw this chat record, he immediately gave him a hard time.
I thought to myself: "This is too many fools? Not enough liars? How come so many people are still fooled by this kind of thing?"
Then he quickly replied to Akiba.
Uncle Tian next door: "Those who teach and write books for a fee are either bad or bad! Don't be fooled!"
At this time, when Qiu Ye was told by Tian Yunxiao, she didn't believe it for the first time, and then typed back.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, doesn't this person have a photo with Bi Gen? How could he be fooled?"
After Tian Yunxiao saw Qiu Ye's words, he thought to himself: "Is this Qiu Ye young? Why are you so childish?"
So I typed back.
Uncle Tian next door: "What is a group photo worth? If you were in Qilu Mansion, I would still be able to take a photo with you? I really didn't expect that a fool would be fooled?"
Seeing what Tian Yunxiao said, Qiu Ye thought to herself, "Oh, fortunately, I asked Lao Tian first, otherwise, I would be a fool!"
Then replied.
Qiu Ye: "Thank you! Tian Da! Didn't expect you to belong to Qilu? I'm from Quancheng! Where are you from?"
It's just that Tian Yunxiao has no time to pay attention to him now, because the system in his mind has issued another task at this time.
"The system detects that someone is bluffing and defrauding in the name of contract signing, but his behavior does not constitute a crime of fraud. However, the existence of such a person purely pollutes the network environment of flower growers."
"Task content: Expose the true face of Qidian author Nine Brothers - Bao Signing in front of many victims, so that he can disband the group and stop bluffing and deceiving."
"Mission Reward: Bronze Treasure Chest."
When Tian Yunxiao saw this matter, the system actually sent him a task, and he immediately paid attention to it, thinking:
"Isn't this system a reminder system? How did it become an anti-fraud system? Does it have anything to do with writing a book?"
At this time, the sound of the system came out.
"Master, don't you like this mission? Then cancel the system?"
Tian Yunxiao immediately said: "Don't don't don't, what do you like or not? The main thing is my field, being honest and trustworthy, helping others, Yushu facing the wind, being romantic and unrestrained, Yunxiao.
The worst thing to see this kind of bluffing liar exist, wait for me to teach him a lesson! "
Thank you Da Da Da Da Yu for the [-] rewards, thank you for the [-] rewards that she has not married and wait for me, thank you for the [-] rewards for the miracle of [-], and thank you for the [-] rewards of Mingzhan and Minzai Rewards, thank you for the rewards that move forward with the speed of light on the wheel of history.
Lao Tian is going to queue up to do nucleic acid now, and he still hasn't finished writing. If he comes back early, Lao Tian will finish writing and send it tonight, and if he comes back late, he will finish writing and send it tomorrow morning.
In addition, it is a double monthly pass now. Laotian is asking for a monthly pass. Readers, please feel sorry for the poor child. Let’s vote for a monthly pass for the child. Laotian has never had a monthly ticket draw. Laotian really wants to try this double monthly pass. Can it reach the number of one thousand monthly tickets, which Lao Tian didn't even dare to think about before.
(End of this chapter)
After Tian Yunxiao finished reading the article written by Qiuye, he felt very helpless and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"
After Akiba saw Tian Yunxiao's reply, she didn't know where to put her hand, and quickly tapped on the keyboard when she saw it.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, it's okay, of course you are listening to the truth, just tell me! I don't mind!"
Tian Yunxiao saw Qiu Ye say this, but was still afraid of hitting him, so he tapped the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "The writing is not bad."
At this moment, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, Qiuye immediately tapped the keyboard in ecstasy.
Akiba: "Really? Tian Da?"
Tian Yunxiao seemed to really believe it when he saw Qiuye, and secretly complained:
"No way? No way? No one really thinks that it's good to write something casually, right? After all, not everyone is as talented as me. )of."
So he hit the keyboard and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "Of course it's fake. Who gave you the courage to be so confident? The courage that Liang Jingru alone gave you is probably not enough!"
At this time, Qiuye and Tian Yunxiao are fellow Qilu manors, after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply, she blushed with anger!
Then hit the keyboard to reply.
Qiu Ye: "Then Tian Da, can you tell me what's wrong? I show my friends that my writing is good!"
Tian Yunxiao also felt a bit embarrassed at this time, and didn't know whether he should tell the truth, but he really couldn't stand the beginning of the letter written by Qiu Ye.
I thought to myself: "No, this must be a blow to him, otherwise, does he really think that his writing is good?"
So he tapped the keyboard horizontally and replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "It is basically impossible for you to sign a contract at the beginning!
Just like the seasons in your description book at the beginning, it can be done with two words 'summer'.
You stunned and wrote "Summer, it is a name that makes people's heartbeat, exuberant and sunny with a little moisture."
It is the place where all youth, memories, romance and dreams start.
The white shirts of the boys and girls reflected the golden sunlight, and the sweet and slightly waxy fragrance of flowers in the air surrounded one dreamlike murmur after another.
The cold air in the morning, with dewdrops, rushes towards the face, shuttling through the wide sleeves of the school uniform, like a girl's faint melancholy, causing poetic sadness.
The clouds in the sky are clear, suddenly like a dream, dizzy and dyed, setting off a dense romance.
This summer without edges and corners but full of temptations is brewing and fermenting, one after another, sweet, complete, and boundless dreams and love. '
More than 200 characters are just to write that it is summer now, if you say this passage can echo with the rest of the text, that's fine too?
But after I watched it for a long time, you simply described the current season. You have been so watery since Chapter 1?
Do you feel that if you write such a long paragraph describing the season, it seems that your writing is particularly good?
Do you still feel that your writing is very beautiful?It’s not like that. If you write like this, it’s just pure rhetoric.
Then I endured it, and I looked at your writing, which is close to [-] words. I was stunned to see what the main plot line of your novel is?
Let me give you a few words, writing and plot are one, writing novels is not writing, and writing is not those exaggerated rhetoric.
The writing style of writing a novel is a person's personality and the integrity of a story.
Paving the way for the rhythm, pretending to be aggressive, these are the correct writing styles for a novel.
If the plot of a novel is excellent, then its writing must be very good, and the second situation will not occur.
The more concise the text can tell a touching and complete story.
The more it can reflect the excellence of a human writing, remember!Don't use rhetoric indiscriminately when writing novels, rhetoric is not writing! "
Tian Yunxiao typed on the keyboard for a long time before finally finishing writing this long paragraph and sending it out.
At this time, Qiu Ye on the other side of the computer saw such a long piece of advice sent to him by Tian Yunxiao, after reading it carefully, he tapped the keyboard and replied with a sneer.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, I learned this from you. Is this the style of your Zhu Xian?"
When Tian Yunxiao saw Qiuye's reply, he sneered angrily, and typed on the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "My "Zhu Xian" is not the same as what you wrote, the [-]-character plot doesn't advance at all?
And your writing skills are not enough to support you to the point where readers love to read it!
Moreover, my way of writing is wrong in this era. Nowadays, Internet articles require a fast pace, and most of people's fragmented time is occupied by short videos. Now articles are becoming more and more fast-food.
My way of writing is outdated long ago. If I hadn't submitted the follow-up plot outline to the editor, I might not even be able to sign the contract! "
At this time, Qiuye seemed to have grasped some key words, and hurriedly typed on the keyboard.
Qiu Ye: "Inside cast? How do you cast inside? Tian Da? Teach me!"
Seeing Qiu Ye, Tian Yunxiao still did not give up, so he thought to himself:
"Since you don't listen to the advice, let you run into a wall with the editor and try!"
So he sent the contact information of all the editors of Yuewen Group to Qiuye.
Then hit the keyboard to reply.
Uncle Tian next door: "This is the contact information of all the editors of Yuewen Group, I sent it to you, you can try it yourself.
Remember not to submit more than one manuscript, and you can submit another editor only when an editor rejects the manuscript.
Friendly reminder: 'New editors generally lack manuscripts, and the chances of passing manuscripts are higher! '"
When Qiu Ye saw the thing Tian Yunxiao sent him, although he felt very annoyed at this time, and felt that Tian Yunxiao was underestimating him, he still tapped the keyboard and typed to reply.
Akiba: "Thank you Tian Da, who are the new editors?"
After Tian Yunxiao saw Qiuye's question, he pointed out to Qiuye which editors were newly recruited.
……
After writing his outline, Akiba said: "Old Tian actually asked me to apply for a new editor? Do you think I don't know? The general recommendation resources of new editors are not as good as those of old editors."
So he first sent his manuscript together with the outline to Ye Hui, an old editor who was famous for his quick response.
As a result, within 10 minutes, a reply came from his mailbox:
So he was overjoyed and said: "It must be that my draft has passed. After the draft is passed, I will let Lao Tian have a look, so that he can look down on others?"
Then he quickly opened the inbox and found that the email said.
"Your manuscript cannot be internally signed temporarily. You can choose to upload it yourself. There will be multiple editors cross-reviewing the manuscript in the background. Thank you for your submission!"
After Qiuye saw the old editor Ye Hui's reply, she was dumbfounded.
At this time, he said: "This should be because the old editor has a higher vision. Forget it, I'd better listen to Lao Tian and vote for the new editor."
So he submitted the manuscript to Lemon, a newly recruited beauty editor marked by Ueda Tian Yunxiao on this table.
At this time, Lemon, who was scanning manuscripts in the background, was bored in the Yuewen Group of Shanghai.
"Hey, these manuscripts on the backstage are really picking sand in the shit. You can't pick any big ones. It's been a day since I've just joined the editor, and no one has sent me an email to vote in!"
At this time, a reminder popped up on her mailbox, indicating that she had received a new email.
"Hahaha, finally someone is willing to vote for me, let me see what kind of cutie is going to submit for me?"
So she clicked on the mailbox and looked it up.
"If I am guilty, please let the law torture me instead of reading such a tortured manuscript!
What kind of mess is this written by this author named Akiba?Dare to vote? "
……
At this time, Qiu Ye, who was waiting for the editor's reply in front of the computer, saw that the reply came in less than 10 minutes, so she said happily again:
"It seems that my manuscript is so good that the new editor couldn't wait to pass it as soon as he saw it!"
So he quickly clicked on the email and looked at it.
"Your manuscript cannot be signed internally at the moment, you can choose to upload it yourself, there are several editors cross-reviewing the manuscript in the background, thank you for your submission.
What kind of nonsense you wrote! ! ! "
As soon as Qiuye saw the editor's standard reply, he added a comment that made him explode.
So he said very angrily: "Grass is a kind of plant, and these editors don't know anything!"
So I clicked into the writer's background.
Then I passed the book I just wrote to the writer's background, and then I became more and more angry.
So I posted a post on the writer's background.
autumn leaves:
"Many people like to shoot inside, and I, Akiba, also thought about shooting inside, but now I declare that I will never shoot inside.
Internal casting is worshiping the master, listening to the beeping of the master, just like in Xiuxian novels, the principle of apprenticeship is similar, and editing is like the elders of the sect.
See if you have the qualifications, if you are a talent to create, if you are happy or not, I will sneak you out and give you a beep.
Straight hair is like the protagonist in a novel, talented, proud and unassuming, never takes the elders seriously, and when he is upset, he will say something, and if he is upset, he will defect directly, yay!
There is no master here, but you are free to stay at the master's place. When the protagonist's halo shines, the dog-licking elders will line up to curry favor with you.
No way, who told you that you are awesome?Being awesome has privileges!
With a bad temper like mine, I can't stand the birdishness. The reality is already cruel enough. How can I be wronged when I write a novel?
In ancient times, there were soldiers who fought against mountains and rivers for ten years, and today there are autumn leaves who draw pens and fight for ten years. "
I received the first reply shortly after I sent it.
Binghuo: "Is that why you couldn't find the reason why you couldn't sign the contract for yourself... It's a bit embarrassing."
……
That's right, this reply was from Binghuo, Tian Yunxiao's apprentice.
Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, saw this post immediately when he was looking for inspiration in Water Writer's Assistant.
So he said: "Nowadays, new writers, why are all of them stunned? I don't know what they are thinking in their minds? This even more brings out the power of my master, and the book is platinum!"
So he replied with this message.
Then I took a screenshot of Qiuye's post and sent it to the author group. At this time, a group of salted fish authors in the author group were idle and bored. After seeing this post, each one's interest was seduced.
They were all asking: "God of Binghuo, where did this Le Ziren come from?"
Binghuo: "I found it on the assistant, I'm so happy, I wanted to go to Shuishui Writer's Assistant to find inspiration, but I found such a bewildered person/sneaking smile"
In an instant, the three groups of salted fish who usually don't code very much during the day, and only start full-time coding at the speed of life and death at ten o'clock in the evening, seem to have found a place to have fun.
……
After seeing Binghuo's reply, Qiuye seemed to have found an outlet for the anger he received from Tian Yunxiao today.
Shout out: "Come on!"
Then tap the keyboard to reply, "What you said seems to make sense? I wonder if your income is enough to spend?"
When Binghuo saw Qiuye at this time, he dared to ask him such a question, and thought to himself,
"Under Master's guidance, I have just written a book of ten thousand books, and I am wondering where to pretend to be such a jerk? This is what you gave me to fight!
Alas, no, I can’t expose my real income all at once, that would probably scare him away and dare not match up with me, forget it, let’s talk about the income of the old book that was blocked before me. "
Then he replied: "More than 1 yuan a month, barely enough."
At this time, Qiuye saw that Binghuo's income had exceeded ten thousand, thinking of her monthly salary of three thousand and five thousand, she thought to herself.
"Grass is a kind of plant, don't let him underestimate it!"
Then replied.
"It's not bad? It's really barely enough to make ends meet, but I earn [-] to [-] yuan a month, so I don't lack that bit of royalties. Writing novels is just a hobby for me.
As for the signing you said, it's true that you haven't signed it now. It's embarrassing to say it, but don't worry, it will happen sooner or later because of some guys who look down on others.
Of course you don't mind, I didn't talk about you/sneak. "
At this time, Binghuo's good friend Gouzi was about to laugh silly when he saw the conversation between the two, so he replied to Binghuo.
Protect your dog: "Classic dogs look down on people, right? Look down on people, right? 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, don't bully the middle-aged and poor!
Sit and wait for the follow-up, defeat the Ice and Fire Demon King, the three-year agreement has been made, you are finished for Binghuo! "
After Pu Jie saw the words of Gouzi, the playwright, he instantly felt that he and Qiuye had no interest in the clues, so he replied helplessly.
Binghuo: "Forget it, as long as you live in your own world, you'll be happy!"
Then the other authors of the three groups saw that Binghuo wanted to die down, so they started to match up with Qiuye one after another.
In the end, they all gave up one by one, because facing a person who doesn't want to reason with you, it's useless to talk to him no matter how much reason you have!
When Qiu Ye saw this group of contracted authors at this time, he was stunned by him and said very proudly:
"There are 3000 million key immortals in the world, and you have to lower your eyebrows when you see me! What's wrong with the contracted author? Isn't he speechless because of what I said? Hahahaha!"
At this time, a new reply popped up on his writer assistant.
"Brother, don't listen to those authors who are blind. I just read what you wrote. The writing is really good. Come to our author group. There are great gods here to guide you, and you can sign a contract!
The group number is XXXXXXXX"
At this time, Qiuye saw that someone was willing to admit that his writing was good, so he copied the group number very happily, and after searching, a group name popped up [Qidian Novels Newcomer Guidance Group]
When Qiu Ye saw the name of this group, she immediately felt very happy, and then applied to join the group chat.
This group put him in almost instantly. Just after joining this group, I saw the group owner and was sending a message.
Initiation author Nine Brothers - Bao signed the contract: "Wan Ding is really not qualified to pretend to be like me!"
Initiation author Nine Brothers—— Bao signed a contract: "[-] to [-] subscriptions, to be honest, they are all my buddies!"
Initiation Author Nine Brothers——Package signing: "photo.jpg"
Initiation author Nine Brothers - Bao signed the contract: "Do you know the person in the photo?"
The author of Qidian, Brother Nine, signed a contract: "How many tens of thousands of subscriptions?"
When Qiu Ye saw that this person said that he was so powerful, but he didn't know the person in the photo, he just felt that he didn't know what he heard.
At this time, a person in the group spoke.
Lai Shengping: "Ah, master, isn't this the nose root of the platinum god? Master, it's amazing that you can take a photo with him!"
The author of Qidian, Brother Nine, signed a contract: "So it's really not expensive for me to charge you 3000 yuan to sign a wallet, and it's definitely worth it!"
At this time, Qiuye saw this Brother Nine saying this, and felt a sense of admiration instantly, but he hadn't completely lost his mind.
So he copied this photo and sent it to Tian Yunxiao.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, do you know the person in this photo?"
Tian Yunxiao took a look, good guy, isn't this the root of the nose?So he replied.
Uncle Tian next door: "I know, isn't this the root of the nose? What's the matter?"
When Qiu Ye saw Tian Yunxiao's certification, she thought to herself that the group leader really wasn't lying.
Then I switched back to the [Qidian Novel Guidance Group for Newcomers] I just joined.
I saw the members of this group talking there.
Dong Yunkong has been banned by the administrator for 24 hours...
The stars are bright and the moon is like frost: "If you don't give out red envelopes, what qualifications do you have to hate the group leader?"
So Qiuye sent a message to ask.
Qiu Ye: "What's wrong with this person? Why was he banned?"
At this time, a member of the group said.
Yun Heyin: "As soon as this person came in, he pretended to be coercive, saying that he knew tens of thousands of subscribers, and then he didn't even know how to send out a red envelope, so he just pissed off the group leader, saying that the group leader didn't deserve to accept 3000 yuan, saying that the group leader Misunderstanding my son."
When Qiuye saw that there was still a fee in this group, she felt a little dumbfounded, so she sent the chat records in this group to Tian Yunxiao.
Qiu Ye: "Da Tian, didn't you say you knew the person in the photo? Do you think the group leader's fee is worth it?"
As soon as Tian Yunxiao saw this chat record, he immediately gave him a hard time.
I thought to myself: "This is too many fools? Not enough liars? How come so many people are still fooled by this kind of thing?"
Then he quickly replied to Akiba.
Uncle Tian next door: "Those who teach and write books for a fee are either bad or bad! Don't be fooled!"
At this time, when Qiu Ye was told by Tian Yunxiao, she didn't believe it for the first time, and then typed back.
Qiu Ye: "Tian Da, doesn't this person have a photo with Bi Gen? How could he be fooled?"
After Tian Yunxiao saw Qiu Ye's words, he thought to himself: "Is this Qiu Ye young? Why are you so childish?"
So I typed back.
Uncle Tian next door: "What is a group photo worth? If you were in Qilu Mansion, I would still be able to take a photo with you? I really didn't expect that a fool would be fooled?"
Seeing what Tian Yunxiao said, Qiu Ye thought to herself, "Oh, fortunately, I asked Lao Tian first, otherwise, I would be a fool!"
Then replied.
Qiu Ye: "Thank you! Tian Da! Didn't expect you to belong to Qilu? I'm from Quancheng! Where are you from?"
It's just that Tian Yunxiao has no time to pay attention to him now, because the system in his mind has issued another task at this time.
"The system detects that someone is bluffing and defrauding in the name of contract signing, but his behavior does not constitute a crime of fraud. However, the existence of such a person purely pollutes the network environment of flower growers."
"Task content: Expose the true face of Qidian author Nine Brothers - Bao Signing in front of many victims, so that he can disband the group and stop bluffing and deceiving."
"Mission Reward: Bronze Treasure Chest."
When Tian Yunxiao saw this matter, the system actually sent him a task, and he immediately paid attention to it, thinking:
"Isn't this system a reminder system? How did it become an anti-fraud system? Does it have anything to do with writing a book?"
At this time, the sound of the system came out.
"Master, don't you like this mission? Then cancel the system?"
Tian Yunxiao immediately said: "Don't don't don't, what do you like or not? The main thing is my field, being honest and trustworthy, helping others, Yushu facing the wind, being romantic and unrestrained, Yunxiao.
The worst thing to see this kind of bluffing liar exist, wait for me to teach him a lesson! "
Thank you Da Da Da Da Yu for the [-] rewards, thank you for the [-] rewards that she has not married and wait for me, thank you for the [-] rewards for the miracle of [-], and thank you for the [-] rewards of Mingzhan and Minzai Rewards, thank you for the rewards that move forward with the speed of light on the wheel of history.
Lao Tian is going to queue up to do nucleic acid now, and he still hasn't finished writing. If he comes back early, Lao Tian will finish writing and send it tonight, and if he comes back late, he will finish writing and send it tomorrow morning.
In addition, it is a double monthly pass now. Laotian is asking for a monthly pass. Readers, please feel sorry for the poor child. Let’s vote for a monthly pass for the child. Laotian has never had a monthly ticket draw. Laotian really wants to try this double monthly pass. Can it reach the number of one thousand monthly tickets, which Lao Tian didn't even dare to think about before.
(End of this chapter)
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