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Chapter 120 Isn't this better than Bo Ran? (seeking subscription)
Chapter 120 Isn't this better than Bo Ran? (seeking subscription)
Early the next morning, when Tian Yunxiao woke up and washed up, he went out to exercise.
"That little brother is so handsome? Sister, sister, do you want to go up and ask for a WeChat?"
"Okay! Okay! Let's go together, we are a perfect match, and there is no contact information we can't get!"
When Tian Yunxiao was running, he actually heard two very handsome twin sisters who had been watching him exercising, and they looked exactly the same.
He was a little puzzled, when did his hearing get so good?But he figured it out in a blink of an eye, this must be his system's reward "Super Hearing" arrived!
"Little brother, can you add a WeChat account? Can you make a friend?"
Tian Yunxiao saw that the two twin sisters actually came forward to strike up a conversation with him, so he asked:
"Then I will ask you two a very difficult question to answer. If you can answer it, I will tell you the contact information."
At this time, after the two twin sisters heard Tian Yunxiao's words, Jiao Didi said:
"Little brother, are you so annoying? What question do you want to ask? Hurry up and ask!"
Tian Yunxiao then asked: "Then what do you think about the situation in Russia and Ukraine?"
After the twin sisters heard Tian Yunxiao's question, they were dumbfounded. Seeing that the two of them couldn't answer, Tian Yunxiao wanted to leave.
Unexpectedly, he was stopped by the twins again, and said, "Little brother, it doesn't count, it doesn't count, we are two people, you have to ask us two questions, and can you ask a simpler question? Little brother please!"
At this time, I don't know whether it was the elder sister or the younger sister who said such words.
Tian Yunxiao thought about it, and felt that what the two of them said made sense.
Then he said, "Okay, let me ask a simple question, junior high school students will know it, you know the "Communist Manifesto", right?"
At this time, the twins quickly jumped up with their hands raised.
"I know, I know, the authors are Max and Engels, right? (To prevent harmony, so the typo was typed.)"
Tian Yunxiao heard that the twins knew it, so he said: "That's right, but my question is not this, my question is what does the ghost in the "Communist Manifesto" say? How is it very simple? "
Now the pair of sisters are dumbfounded.
Seeing that the twins couldn't answer, Tian Yunxiao said, "The hair is really long."
Then it's time for breakfast!
What Tian Yunxiao didn't expect was that all this was recorded by a brother on the side of the road who was taking videos with his mobile phone.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect there to be such a straight man? This is simply a titanium alloy straight man!"
Then he walked forward and said to the twin sisters:
"Two young ladies, it's okay, it's okay, I'm a UP host with hundreds of thousands of fans on Xiaobo, after I go back, I will post the conversation of this titanium alloy straight man on the Internet, saying that he is gay , Let him die! Can you give me a contact information? Miss sister!"
At this time, the twins, after hearing what the little brother said, looked him up and down, and said, "Hmph, you think so beautifully!"
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After Tian Yunxiao returned home after having breakfast, he turned on the computer and continued to write "Crossing the World Alone" which he is currently serializing.
"Oh, I'm going. I'm exhausted. It's already past one o'clock in the afternoon. It's really fucked up. The day has passed. Hurry up and get an alliance!"
Tian Yunxiao looked at the prompt on the computer that the orange melon spelling had been completed.
Then I looked at the [-] words I just wrote.
Suddenly, I heard my computer start beeping.
He quickly opened it.
It was found that someone in the author group was in Aite him.
Ferocious male hamster: "@从局田大ye, Tian God, is this you? http://a string of links"
Tian Yunxiao thought this was the video he posted yesterday from the Writers Association.
After all, no one will remember such a long list of links.
Then he clicked on the video and typed on the keyboard to answer.
Uncle Tian next door: "Let me see, if it's the video from the Writers' Association, then it is!"
At this time, Hu Jianren and Zheng Qi touched the back of his head after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words.
Ferocious male hamster: "What writer's association? Have you joined the writer's association? Tian Shen?"
At this time, Tian Yunxiao had already opened the link and found that it was a video that had just been released for less than two hours.
The video is short, but the title is very long【Is this a titanium alloy straight man or a gay?Grandma, please judge for yourself]
The video begins with Tian Yunxiao's handsome face while running.
At this time, there are a lot of bullet screens on the video.
"Oh, husband! Mother, he seduced me!"
"The little bitch in front, get lost, that's my husband."
……
……
Continue to read down, the video gradually came to the time when the twin sisters Hua came to ask for Tian Yunxiao's contact information.
The barrage began to be swiped in unison.
"High Energy Ahead"
……
Then when Tian Yunxiao asked a question.
The barrage increased again.
"What the hell do you think of the situation in Russia and Ukraine? I'll just sit and watch!"
"When I saw this video, I was on a date with my girlfriend in Kaifeng. I drank Coke and sprayed it on my girlfriend's face. Now my girlfriend wants to break up with me, what should I do?"
"Wake up upstairs, you don't have a girlfriend!"
……
Soon came the second question, when the twins replied "Max and Engels wrote it!"
It's all talking on the bullet screen.
"Miss is right!"
……
Then Tian Yunxiao asked the real question.
The bullet screen appeared again.
"I, a junior high school student, said I don't know!"
……
……
Tian Yunxiao didn't want to read it when he saw this, thinking that the current junior high school students don't even know who the ghost in the "Communist Manifesto" refers to?
When he felt sad.
At this time, another barrage floated across the screen.
"Is this little brother the writer on this link? The link is in the comment area."
Tian Yunxiao opened the comment section of this video.
Found that link.
I clicked in and took a look, and found that it was indeed the long video posted by the unknown writer from the Writers Association yesterday.
He clicked on it again.
Tian Yunxiao discovered that such a long video actually had a lot of barrage.
When Liu Aidang asked about Tian Yunxia's works, and when Tian Yunxiao talked about "Zhu Xian", the full screen began to be filled with barrage.
"Give me back Baguio!"
"Zhu Xian was actually written by such a handsome little brother? Then let him forgive him for writing such a miserable story."
"The author is so handsome!"
……
Tian Yunxiao continued to look down, and when those writers and collaborators looked down on writers who wrote web articles, several unharmonious voices appeared in the condemnation bullet screen full of screens.
"Are there any representative works handed down by these writers of traditional literature? With all due respect,"
"Internet novels are not literary, are they?"
"It doesn't matter if you haven't seen Zhu Xian before, you can go and read on."
……
Soon it will be time for Tian Yunxiao to show his manuscript fee.
"Nuclear energy ahead!"
"My mother asked me why I watched the video on my knees!"
And when Tian Yunxiao showed off the manuscript fee.
"Mist grass, fog grass, husband!!! Love me!!!"
"Brother! Look at me, I am your long-lost brother!"
"Father! I am your biological son who has been lost for many years!"
……
Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao directly skipped the process of his coding in the middle, and dragged it to the end. When he said that sentence
"I am ashamed to be with you".
The screen full of bullet screens began to flash.
"It's on fire!"
"Isn't this Bibo Ran?"
Then, looking at the number of views of this video, it has already exceeded [-] times.
And the number of retweets has also exceeded [-].
At this time, the computer started beeping again.
He quickly clicked on it and found that this time it was someone from his book friend group who was posting to him.
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning, when Tian Yunxiao woke up and washed up, he went out to exercise.
"That little brother is so handsome? Sister, sister, do you want to go up and ask for a WeChat?"
"Okay! Okay! Let's go together, we are a perfect match, and there is no contact information we can't get!"
When Tian Yunxiao was running, he actually heard two very handsome twin sisters who had been watching him exercising, and they looked exactly the same.
He was a little puzzled, when did his hearing get so good?But he figured it out in a blink of an eye, this must be his system's reward "Super Hearing" arrived!
"Little brother, can you add a WeChat account? Can you make a friend?"
Tian Yunxiao saw that the two twin sisters actually came forward to strike up a conversation with him, so he asked:
"Then I will ask you two a very difficult question to answer. If you can answer it, I will tell you the contact information."
At this time, after the two twin sisters heard Tian Yunxiao's words, Jiao Didi said:
"Little brother, are you so annoying? What question do you want to ask? Hurry up and ask!"
Tian Yunxiao then asked: "Then what do you think about the situation in Russia and Ukraine?"
After the twin sisters heard Tian Yunxiao's question, they were dumbfounded. Seeing that the two of them couldn't answer, Tian Yunxiao wanted to leave.
Unexpectedly, he was stopped by the twins again, and said, "Little brother, it doesn't count, it doesn't count, we are two people, you have to ask us two questions, and can you ask a simpler question? Little brother please!"
At this time, I don't know whether it was the elder sister or the younger sister who said such words.
Tian Yunxiao thought about it, and felt that what the two of them said made sense.
Then he said, "Okay, let me ask a simple question, junior high school students will know it, you know the "Communist Manifesto", right?"
At this time, the twins quickly jumped up with their hands raised.
"I know, I know, the authors are Max and Engels, right? (To prevent harmony, so the typo was typed.)"
Tian Yunxiao heard that the twins knew it, so he said: "That's right, but my question is not this, my question is what does the ghost in the "Communist Manifesto" say? How is it very simple? "
Now the pair of sisters are dumbfounded.
Seeing that the twins couldn't answer, Tian Yunxiao said, "The hair is really long."
Then it's time for breakfast!
What Tian Yunxiao didn't expect was that all this was recorded by a brother on the side of the road who was taking videos with his mobile phone.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect there to be such a straight man? This is simply a titanium alloy straight man!"
Then he walked forward and said to the twin sisters:
"Two young ladies, it's okay, it's okay, I'm a UP host with hundreds of thousands of fans on Xiaobo, after I go back, I will post the conversation of this titanium alloy straight man on the Internet, saying that he is gay , Let him die! Can you give me a contact information? Miss sister!"
At this time, the twins, after hearing what the little brother said, looked him up and down, and said, "Hmph, you think so beautifully!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
After Tian Yunxiao returned home after having breakfast, he turned on the computer and continued to write "Crossing the World Alone" which he is currently serializing.
"Oh, I'm going. I'm exhausted. It's already past one o'clock in the afternoon. It's really fucked up. The day has passed. Hurry up and get an alliance!"
Tian Yunxiao looked at the prompt on the computer that the orange melon spelling had been completed.
Then I looked at the [-] words I just wrote.
Suddenly, I heard my computer start beeping.
He quickly opened it.
It was found that someone in the author group was in Aite him.
Ferocious male hamster: "@从局田大ye, Tian God, is this you? http://a string of links"
Tian Yunxiao thought this was the video he posted yesterday from the Writers Association.
After all, no one will remember such a long list of links.
Then he clicked on the video and typed on the keyboard to answer.
Uncle Tian next door: "Let me see, if it's the video from the Writers' Association, then it is!"
At this time, Hu Jianren and Zheng Qi touched the back of his head after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words.
Ferocious male hamster: "What writer's association? Have you joined the writer's association? Tian Shen?"
At this time, Tian Yunxiao had already opened the link and found that it was a video that had just been released for less than two hours.
The video is short, but the title is very long【Is this a titanium alloy straight man or a gay?Grandma, please judge for yourself]
The video begins with Tian Yunxiao's handsome face while running.
At this time, there are a lot of bullet screens on the video.
"Oh, husband! Mother, he seduced me!"
"The little bitch in front, get lost, that's my husband."
……
……
Continue to read down, the video gradually came to the time when the twin sisters Hua came to ask for Tian Yunxiao's contact information.
The barrage began to be swiped in unison.
"High Energy Ahead"
……
Then when Tian Yunxiao asked a question.
The barrage increased again.
"What the hell do you think of the situation in Russia and Ukraine? I'll just sit and watch!"
"When I saw this video, I was on a date with my girlfriend in Kaifeng. I drank Coke and sprayed it on my girlfriend's face. Now my girlfriend wants to break up with me, what should I do?"
"Wake up upstairs, you don't have a girlfriend!"
……
Soon came the second question, when the twins replied "Max and Engels wrote it!"
It's all talking on the bullet screen.
"Miss is right!"
……
Then Tian Yunxiao asked the real question.
The bullet screen appeared again.
"I, a junior high school student, said I don't know!"
……
……
Tian Yunxiao didn't want to read it when he saw this, thinking that the current junior high school students don't even know who the ghost in the "Communist Manifesto" refers to?
When he felt sad.
At this time, another barrage floated across the screen.
"Is this little brother the writer on this link? The link is in the comment area."
Tian Yunxiao opened the comment section of this video.
Found that link.
I clicked in and took a look, and found that it was indeed the long video posted by the unknown writer from the Writers Association yesterday.
He clicked on it again.
Tian Yunxiao discovered that such a long video actually had a lot of barrage.
When Liu Aidang asked about Tian Yunxia's works, and when Tian Yunxiao talked about "Zhu Xian", the full screen began to be filled with barrage.
"Give me back Baguio!"
"Zhu Xian was actually written by such a handsome little brother? Then let him forgive him for writing such a miserable story."
"The author is so handsome!"
……
Tian Yunxiao continued to look down, and when those writers and collaborators looked down on writers who wrote web articles, several unharmonious voices appeared in the condemnation bullet screen full of screens.
"Are there any representative works handed down by these writers of traditional literature? With all due respect,"
"Internet novels are not literary, are they?"
"It doesn't matter if you haven't seen Zhu Xian before, you can go and read on."
……
Soon it will be time for Tian Yunxiao to show his manuscript fee.
"Nuclear energy ahead!"
"My mother asked me why I watched the video on my knees!"
And when Tian Yunxiao showed off the manuscript fee.
"Mist grass, fog grass, husband!!! Love me!!!"
"Brother! Look at me, I am your long-lost brother!"
"Father! I am your biological son who has been lost for many years!"
……
Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao directly skipped the process of his coding in the middle, and dragged it to the end. When he said that sentence
"I am ashamed to be with you".
The screen full of bullet screens began to flash.
"It's on fire!"
"Isn't this Bibo Ran?"
Then, looking at the number of views of this video, it has already exceeded [-] times.
And the number of retweets has also exceeded [-].
At this time, the computer started beeping again.
He quickly clicked on it and found that this time it was someone from his book friend group who was posting to him.
(End of this chapter)
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