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Chapter 5
Chapter 5
It's too unstable!
Seeing that the message had been sent successfully, Meng Fan regretted that it was useless, and stared nervously at the phone screen.
Nourishing.
The first reply came, and it was very fast: "Brother, did you send the wrong message!"
Immediately afterwards, the second one also came: "Don't be kidding, be good."
The third one: "Is today April Fool's Day?"
The fourth: "It's a mistake."
Fifth: "Punishment for losing the game?"
……
Seven replies in a row, all with similar content.
After taking a look at the progress, it was impossible for anyone to refuse the price increase. Meng Fan was very helpless.
Fight.
For the sake of progress, Meng Fan felt that his skin must be thicker.
"No mistake, no joke, be my girlfriend!"
After replying to these people one by one, he couldn't believe that they were all like this and still didn't reject him.
Sure enough, the rejection came.
Some were more tactful: "We haven't seen each other for a long time, you must not know my situation, in fact, I already have a boyfriend, so... Thank you for your liking."
There are more direct: "I'm afraid we are not suitable. (bye bye emoji)"
There are also very direct: "You are so fat, you can't catch up with me!"
If you refuse, just refuse, why do you say I am fat!
Meng Fan was very... happy. Seeing that the progress had risen to 15 in an instant, this efficiency is fine!
Of course, there are also those who don't reply directly, or more.
sizzle.
There were new replies. Like the first wave, they basically suspected that Meng Fan was joking or sent the wrong message, and one or two of them were directly rejected.
For those who were skeptical, Meng Fan brazenly told the other party that there was no mistake or joking, in order to cheat a rejection.
"We're not a good fit."
"I have a favorite person."
"You're a good guy, but we can't be together."
"I've always considered you a friend."
"Stop making trouble, can you give me a happy future?"
"Um, I don't like men."
"I don't want to be in a relationship yet."
"We have no fate."
"I have no feelings for you."
"What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
"I think women don't necessarily look for a handsome guy when they look for a boyfriend, they must look for someone they like... Well, I like handsome guys."
.......
These rejections were all quite gentle.
There is tenderness, and naturally cruelty is indispensable.
"I'm sorry, I want to have a beautiful child in the future."
"Sorry, no matter how hungry I am, I don't want to eat shit."
"Sorry, I'm afraid."
"You are too fat, I am afraid of being crushed to death."
"I'm not good enough for you, your ambition is too lofty... The toad actually wants to eat swan meat!"
"You know, I'm a Virgo, and I'm more strict. You look too loose."
"Ancient vines, old trees, faint crows, you are ugly but I am not blind."
"I have received your confession, but I don't want to talk about it now. There are so many boys out there, I want to try more, you go home and wait for the notice."
"roll!"
.......
If it wasn't for seeing the soaring progress, Meng Fan felt that his heart would definitely be broken.
and also.
"Fatty Meng, have you taken the wrong medicine? Feifei is right next to me. You confessed to two people at once, and you gave him back? You said with certainty that you were not joking! Fatty, you have changed. What an honest child you were before, now You actually know that you are spreading the net hahahaha University is really a reformation center, look what you have been reformed into." — This is a girl with a good relationship in high school.
"I used to think you must be coquettish, but I didn't expect you to be so coquettish. The four girls in our dormitory have all received your confession. Are you poisoned on your mobile phone or your machine? Do you need so many girls to detoxify you?" She is a domineering female classmate in the class.
"Although the law does not stipulate that close relatives cannot fall in love, my sister, I still think this is a bit too exciting! Brother, do uncles and grandma know that you are so flirtatious?" This is Meng Fan's cousin Meng Caitang.
"I go!"
This has to be admitted as a mistake.
"I sent it wrong? So I have someone I like! Oh, yo, I confessed, is this the clarion call of victory or the charge of attack? Where is my sister-in-law? Is it a classmate? What does it look like?" Send a photo and I'll check it out for you..."
Then, this cousin started to gossip out of control.
.......
Regardless of the confession, other people's replies and rejections, no matter what, Meng Fan still gave a reply: "I'm sorry for causing trouble to you."
sizzle.
Soon, a call came in.
"I heard from Tangtang that you are looking for a girlfriend?"
An excited female voice came from the other end of the phone.
Meng Fan's head suddenly grew bigger: "Why is this girl's mouth so big!"
"Is that true?"
"fake."
"real or fake?"
"real."
"Really?"
"What I say is false is true."
"Is that true or not?"
"Can you forgive me, Mom? I really don't have a girlfriend."
"Okay... Then do you have enough money? Mom will give you some money?"
"It's enough. Mom, I'm in the library, so let's just say that."
"Is it enough?"
"It's really enough."
"Hey, the money is enough, it seems that I really don't have a girlfriend."
Meng Fan's mother on the other end hung up the phone in great disappointment.
Meng Fan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Just after finishing the call with my mother, another call came in, from around Zhang.
"Don't you want to live anymore? Wang Yanan is my girlfriend, what do you mean by confessing your love to her? Brother, don't do it, right?"
As soon as the phone came up, there was a burst of anger, and Meng Fan could feel the hot air coming out of his nose through the screen.
"Wang Yanan?"
Meng Fan slapped his head, and quickly said: "Wrong post, wrong post! Hey, wait, when did you two get on good terms? Just now you said you were dating, did you confess your love?"
"Of course, I'm not sure who will confess my love! Uh, no, don't change the subject! You said you sent it by mistake, and you won't withdraw it if you send it by mistake?"
Zhang's surroundings were obviously not distracted.
"I didn't find out until a long time after I sent it, so I can't withdraw it!" Meng Fan forcefully explained again.
After recalling it for a while, I was sure that Wang Yanan didn't reply to me, so I didn't say "I didn't make a mistake and I wasn't joking".
Phew, breathe a sigh of relief.
"It must have been sent by mistake. Xiaobai said that he received his confession. Maybe he wanted to send it to Xiaobai."
Meng Fan heard a female voice coming from the other end of the phone, it should be Wang Yanan without a doubt.
Then, Wang Yanan's voice appeared again, very puzzled: "Huh? Che Che also received Meng Fan's confession?"
"Fatty, what's going on?" It was the voices around Zhang, "There's something wrong with you, boy, where are you, I'll look for you!"
After hanging up the phone, Meng Fan scratched his head.
When sending group messages, he had foreseen the possible consequences. After all, the girls in the address book were all acquainted with each other in groups, so he would start talking about whoever he was not sure about.
How to do?
Salad.
At most, it is the reputation of being a prankster, pervert, promiscuous or even a scumbag.
Thinking of this, Meng Fan couldn't be free and easy again.
What I want most when I am reborn is to fall in love, but now that Nima is here, who will be with me in the future!
What is backfired, this is it.
But seeing that the total progress had reached 55, Meng Fan felt it was worth it again.
More than half of the group messages didn't even give a reply, which made Meng Fan a little sad. Is it because he is usually too good that they are reluctant to refuse?
(End of this chapter)
It's too unstable!
Seeing that the message had been sent successfully, Meng Fan regretted that it was useless, and stared nervously at the phone screen.
Nourishing.
The first reply came, and it was very fast: "Brother, did you send the wrong message!"
Immediately afterwards, the second one also came: "Don't be kidding, be good."
The third one: "Is today April Fool's Day?"
The fourth: "It's a mistake."
Fifth: "Punishment for losing the game?"
……
Seven replies in a row, all with similar content.
After taking a look at the progress, it was impossible for anyone to refuse the price increase. Meng Fan was very helpless.
Fight.
For the sake of progress, Meng Fan felt that his skin must be thicker.
"No mistake, no joke, be my girlfriend!"
After replying to these people one by one, he couldn't believe that they were all like this and still didn't reject him.
Sure enough, the rejection came.
Some were more tactful: "We haven't seen each other for a long time, you must not know my situation, in fact, I already have a boyfriend, so... Thank you for your liking."
There are more direct: "I'm afraid we are not suitable. (bye bye emoji)"
There are also very direct: "You are so fat, you can't catch up with me!"
If you refuse, just refuse, why do you say I am fat!
Meng Fan was very... happy. Seeing that the progress had risen to 15 in an instant, this efficiency is fine!
Of course, there are also those who don't reply directly, or more.
sizzle.
There were new replies. Like the first wave, they basically suspected that Meng Fan was joking or sent the wrong message, and one or two of them were directly rejected.
For those who were skeptical, Meng Fan brazenly told the other party that there was no mistake or joking, in order to cheat a rejection.
"We're not a good fit."
"I have a favorite person."
"You're a good guy, but we can't be together."
"I've always considered you a friend."
"Stop making trouble, can you give me a happy future?"
"Um, I don't like men."
"I don't want to be in a relationship yet."
"We have no fate."
"I have no feelings for you."
"What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
"I think women don't necessarily look for a handsome guy when they look for a boyfriend, they must look for someone they like... Well, I like handsome guys."
.......
These rejections were all quite gentle.
There is tenderness, and naturally cruelty is indispensable.
"I'm sorry, I want to have a beautiful child in the future."
"Sorry, no matter how hungry I am, I don't want to eat shit."
"Sorry, I'm afraid."
"You are too fat, I am afraid of being crushed to death."
"I'm not good enough for you, your ambition is too lofty... The toad actually wants to eat swan meat!"
"You know, I'm a Virgo, and I'm more strict. You look too loose."
"Ancient vines, old trees, faint crows, you are ugly but I am not blind."
"I have received your confession, but I don't want to talk about it now. There are so many boys out there, I want to try more, you go home and wait for the notice."
"roll!"
.......
If it wasn't for seeing the soaring progress, Meng Fan felt that his heart would definitely be broken.
and also.
"Fatty Meng, have you taken the wrong medicine? Feifei is right next to me. You confessed to two people at once, and you gave him back? You said with certainty that you were not joking! Fatty, you have changed. What an honest child you were before, now You actually know that you are spreading the net hahahaha University is really a reformation center, look what you have been reformed into." — This is a girl with a good relationship in high school.
"I used to think you must be coquettish, but I didn't expect you to be so coquettish. The four girls in our dormitory have all received your confession. Are you poisoned on your mobile phone or your machine? Do you need so many girls to detoxify you?" She is a domineering female classmate in the class.
"Although the law does not stipulate that close relatives cannot fall in love, my sister, I still think this is a bit too exciting! Brother, do uncles and grandma know that you are so flirtatious?" This is Meng Fan's cousin Meng Caitang.
"I go!"
This has to be admitted as a mistake.
"I sent it wrong? So I have someone I like! Oh, yo, I confessed, is this the clarion call of victory or the charge of attack? Where is my sister-in-law? Is it a classmate? What does it look like?" Send a photo and I'll check it out for you..."
Then, this cousin started to gossip out of control.
.......
Regardless of the confession, other people's replies and rejections, no matter what, Meng Fan still gave a reply: "I'm sorry for causing trouble to you."
sizzle.
Soon, a call came in.
"I heard from Tangtang that you are looking for a girlfriend?"
An excited female voice came from the other end of the phone.
Meng Fan's head suddenly grew bigger: "Why is this girl's mouth so big!"
"Is that true?"
"fake."
"real or fake?"
"real."
"Really?"
"What I say is false is true."
"Is that true or not?"
"Can you forgive me, Mom? I really don't have a girlfriend."
"Okay... Then do you have enough money? Mom will give you some money?"
"It's enough. Mom, I'm in the library, so let's just say that."
"Is it enough?"
"It's really enough."
"Hey, the money is enough, it seems that I really don't have a girlfriend."
Meng Fan's mother on the other end hung up the phone in great disappointment.
Meng Fan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Just after finishing the call with my mother, another call came in, from around Zhang.
"Don't you want to live anymore? Wang Yanan is my girlfriend, what do you mean by confessing your love to her? Brother, don't do it, right?"
As soon as the phone came up, there was a burst of anger, and Meng Fan could feel the hot air coming out of his nose through the screen.
"Wang Yanan?"
Meng Fan slapped his head, and quickly said: "Wrong post, wrong post! Hey, wait, when did you two get on good terms? Just now you said you were dating, did you confess your love?"
"Of course, I'm not sure who will confess my love! Uh, no, don't change the subject! You said you sent it by mistake, and you won't withdraw it if you send it by mistake?"
Zhang's surroundings were obviously not distracted.
"I didn't find out until a long time after I sent it, so I can't withdraw it!" Meng Fan forcefully explained again.
After recalling it for a while, I was sure that Wang Yanan didn't reply to me, so I didn't say "I didn't make a mistake and I wasn't joking".
Phew, breathe a sigh of relief.
"It must have been sent by mistake. Xiaobai said that he received his confession. Maybe he wanted to send it to Xiaobai."
Meng Fan heard a female voice coming from the other end of the phone, it should be Wang Yanan without a doubt.
Then, Wang Yanan's voice appeared again, very puzzled: "Huh? Che Che also received Meng Fan's confession?"
"Fatty, what's going on?" It was the voices around Zhang, "There's something wrong with you, boy, where are you, I'll look for you!"
After hanging up the phone, Meng Fan scratched his head.
When sending group messages, he had foreseen the possible consequences. After all, the girls in the address book were all acquainted with each other in groups, so he would start talking about whoever he was not sure about.
How to do?
Salad.
At most, it is the reputation of being a prankster, pervert, promiscuous or even a scumbag.
Thinking of this, Meng Fan couldn't be free and easy again.
What I want most when I am reborn is to fall in love, but now that Nima is here, who will be with me in the future!
What is backfired, this is it.
But seeing that the total progress had reached 55, Meng Fan felt it was worth it again.
More than half of the group messages didn't even give a reply, which made Meng Fan a little sad. Is it because he is usually too good that they are reluctant to refuse?
(End of this chapter)
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