I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 76
The first year of Chongzhen was destined to be extraordinary.

In the middle and late October of this year, before entering winter, there were three consecutive heavy snowfalls in the vast area north of the Yangtze River.

To the north of the Great Wall, there was even a blizzard that was rare in a thousand years.

For more than ten days in a row, heavy snow fell, the cold wind howled, and the biting cold air from the extreme north killed countless cattle and sheep. After many remote tribes were covered by a blizzard, no one came out again.

The Khans in the northern desert originally thought of leading their troops to the south and nibbling a few mouthfuls of fat on that big fat pig in Daming to survive the damn cold winter.

They had made an appointment with Jiannu Dahan, and when Huang Taiji's iron cavalry knocked over the Great Wall of Ming Dynasty, everyone would rush forward.

Even the camel caravans for transporting food, silk, and gold and silver were prepared, and they waited for the soldiers to plunder before returning to their old lair in the north, quietly waiting for next year's spring to bloom.

Unexpectedly, a series of news came, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Huang Taiji, dead?
Dabeile Daishan committed suicide in defeat, and nearly [-] Jiannu's most elite cavalry were wiped out?

Erbeile Amin was captured and escorted to the capital of the Ming Dynasty?

It was Mao Yuanyi, the principal of the Daming Martial Arts Hall, who killed Jiannu Great Khan Huang Taiji and Da Bei Le Daishan. While talking and laughing, the person who wiped out twenty thousand iron riders in ashes?
Because of the tight news blockade, the news that the Xifengkou area of ​​the North Great Wall of the Ming Dynasty had turned into a large reservoir after an unprecedented flood, those northern powerhouses did not know.

Of course, their bowlegged grasslands don't care about this kind of news.

They only care about how to survive this winter.

Even Huang Taiji was killed, the Ming Dynasty was too powerful.

That fabled idiot emperor is simply inhuman!

Immediately afterwards, another shocking news spread from the grasslands, deserts, and vast forests north of the Great Wall——

Sanbeile Manggurtai, enthroned in Shengjing...

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The land of the great Ming capital, in the warm pavilion of Qianqing Palace, it is as warm as spring, and the fragrance of flowers is overflowing.

A white iron stove was burning red, and an exquisite barbecue grill was set up on it. It seemed that the emperor was about to make skewers.

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian was wearing a white silk singlet, leaning on the dragon couch, moaning comfortably under the kneading of the great eunuch Wei Zhongxian.

"Long Live Lord, Mao Yuanyi's class teacher returns to the court, so it's time to give him a reward." Wei Zhongxian said cautiously.

Ever since Wei Zhongxian found out that the idiot emperor turned out to be a hidden martial arts master, he couldn't help but be secretly frightened and dared not act rashly.

No matter how big the eunuch is, he is only a shadow of the emperor after all.

Wei Zhongxian actually understands this truth very well.

Especially when he found out that the emperor whom he had always thought to be a fool had unknowingly become the "Sage King of Ming Dynasty" whom he admired sincerely, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.

What kind of virtue is Wei Zhongxian, does Long Live God really not know?

Just kidding, people can solve the famine in the north, the rebellion of refugees, restart the shipyard, open up wasteland overseas, and manage Pengbao Island in Taiwan...

The most important thing is that Huang Taiji was killed by a single bombardment!

My goodness, Jiannu Khan Huang Taiji, together with his Dabeile Daishan and [-] elite cavalry, were killed by a group of student soldiers.

By the way, Erbeile Amin was also captured alive.

This Long Live Lord, is he still human?
"Long Live Lord, Mao Yuanyi is returning to court today..." After not hearing Zhu Youjian's echo for a long time, Wei Zhongxian couldn't help asking again in detail.

"What a fart, I didn't intend to kill Huang Taiji," the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian said lazily: "I just want to build water conservancy, divert the water from the Luan River to irrigate the fields in Zhili, and let the common people have a living." eat;
If you want to die, that yin and yang head, there is a good Shanhaiguan not to attack, so why did you go to Xifengkou?Is there a hot bubble over there?
It's really a dog who can't change eating shit, and deserves to be beaten to death. "

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

Long live Lord, there are only two of us, the monarch and his ministers, in the Qianqing Palace, please stop pretending to be forceful, okay?

During this period of time, you have issued seventeen or eighteen secret decrees, most of which were drafted by your slaves for you...

"Long Live Lord, even if it's...cough, Long Live Lord, those who should be rewarded should still be rewarded." Wei Zhongxian said with a smile on his face.

"It's just killing a Huang Taiji, no reward."

Moaning, Zhu Youjian turned over, and let Wei Zhongxian knead his other thigh, and said calmly: "However, what should be punished should still be punished."

"What do you say, nine thousand nine hundred years old?"

Hearing the words, Wei Zhongxian slapped him fiercely, and knelt down on the ground with a 'plop': "Long live, you should be... punished, punished!"

"If you want to punish, start with the slaves first, Long Live!"

Zhu Youjian looked at Wei Zhongxian with a smile that was not a smile, and asked gently: "Nine thousand and nine hundred years old, what is your crime?"

Nine thousand nine hundred years old!
This idiot emperor is really here waiting to deal with Wei Zhongxian!
Wei Zhongxian knelt down on the ground and poked his head on the ground with a dozen bang bang bang bangs.

Then, he raised his head slowly, and said in a harsh voice: "Long Live Lord, since the Wanli Dynasty, the slaves have colluded with the Hakka Baba, greedy for more than ten thousand hectares of land, and millions of gold and silver, and framed the Donglin Party members. Kill Yang Lian, Zuo Guangdou and other loyal ministers and generals...

In addition, in the past few days, refugees from Shaanxi, Gansu, Shanxi, Shandong and other places were resold to Zheng Zhilong for more than [-] gold coins! "

Zhu Youjian was silent for a while, then said calmly: "Forget it, you really don't want to tell the truth, so don't tell me any more."

Wei Zhongxian slumped on the ground, as if mourning his concubine, muttering to himself: "In addition to being greedy for land, gold and silver, the slaves also had bad intentions, and kept sending beautiful women, good wine, and world treasures to the Long Live Lord, in order to make the Long Live Lord addicted to wine and sex. Abandoned government...

The slaves are simply insane, they deserve to die for their crimes, long live God! "

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian sighed slightly, shook his head and smiled wryly.

This treacherous official doesn't even know what crime he has committed?
"Zhongxian, have you been busy recently?" Zhu Youjian asked casually, "I'm so busy that I forgot, whose servant are you, Wei Zhongxian?"

"Oh, nine thousand nine hundred years old, you are really busy!"

"Wei Zhongxian, do you know why there are several secret decrees in the ambush against Huang Taiji that I didn't ask you to draft, but I wrote them myself and let Jin Yiwei send them out?"

Zhu Youjian's face gradually turned cold.

The temperature in the main hall of Qianqing Palace seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant.

Wei Zhongxian was shaking like a sieve, and the bright red splendid boa robe was wet to the naked eye.

"Look at this secret memorial first." Zhu Youjian picked up an inscription book from the case table and threw it on the ground.

"Look, Wei Zhongxian, it's time to wash your panties!"

Wei Zhongxian climbed over tremblingly, his hands trembling, he picked up the question book after several times, opened it and only glanced at it, his expression changed drastically.

"Long live my lord, slaves deserve death!"

"Long Live Lord, please make a decree to tear the slaves into pieces!"

(End of this chapter)