I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 310 Who is this, who doesn't learn well at a young age?
"Long live, help..."

Seeing Wei Zhongxian who was rushing towards him, the idiot emperor stretched out his foot in disgust, and stepped on the eunuch's shoulder: "Don't, you are full of snot and tears, trying to stain my dragon robe what?"

Wei Zhongxian was stunned, and quickly apologized: "Slaves deserve death!"

"Forget it, if you can die [-] times, you will probably become a peerless master." Zhu Youjian sighed, and looked around at the ministers who were busy cooking, "Look, everyone is listening, hoping to be How about you, a great eunuch, come down?"

Ministers: "..."

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

Well, he is the emperor, named the idiot emperor, but he is the son of the ruthless old Zhu family who holds real power. You are always right in everything you say!
"Long live God, there is news from Fujian that Hakka Baba is colluding with Japanese, Spanish, and Portuguese pirates, and they are attacking Taiwan Pengbao Island with all their strength..."

Wei Zhongxian said cautiously.

This kind of thing, big or small, is all at the whim of the idiot emperor.

If Zhu Youjian felt that it was a trivial matter, he, Wei Zhongxian, would naturally sit back and relax.However, if the young emperor was furious, he would naturally turn his eyes slowly to the great eunuch——

"Isn't this the husband of Keshi Baba..."

"Your wife is causing trouble along the coast of Fujian, does it have anything to do with you, a dead eunuch?" '

Therefore, even if Wei Zhongxian had a mouth all over, he probably couldn't tell clearly.

Therefore, he simply came first with a 'wicked man kneels first'...

"On the Daily Self-Preservation Fundamentals of Great Eunuchs 666" is nothing more.

Zhu Youjian is well aware of this.

"Zhongxian, is there something wrong with you?" The idiot emperor held a bowl of wine and took a sip slowly, "A mere Hakka baba scares you into such a state?"

Wei Zhongxian just kowtowed repeatedly, sweating profusely, his lips were trembling and he dared not speak.

The idiot emperor kicked him on the butt in disgust, and said with a smile: "Get up, the civil and military ministers are here, how decent are you like this!"

"Come on, tell me, what has your wife been up to lately?"

Wei Zhongxian quickly got up from the ground, leaned over to the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian, and whispered while pinching his legs: "Long live, that poisonous snake Hakshi Baba has colluded with Portuguese, Spanish pirates, and Japanese pirates to form a gang." The naval force, which cannot support more than [-] warships, is attacking Taiwan Pengbao Island."

"Did you beat it?" Zhu Youjian didn't wrinkle slightly.

At the beginning, when he neglected to observe for a while, he let Baba Hakka escape. Now thinking about it, he gets angry, and really wishes to kill the dead eunuch in front of him.

"Long live Lord Qizuo, the news came only the day before yesterday, and the slaves have sent people to Fujian as soon as possible." Wei Zhongxian said quickly.

Zhu Youjian nodded.

It would be a good idea to take advantage of Hakka's Baba to attack Taiwan Pengbao Island and wipe out the thieves along the coast of Fujian.

However, why does he feel that this matter is a bit weird...

"Kashi Baba is not an idiot. She knows that Zheng Zhilong has iron-clad warships, and there are a lot of forts on Taiwan Pengbao Island. Don't say three hundred pirate ships, even three hundred iron-clad warships will not be able to take them down for a while..."

Zhu Youjian pondered and continued: "Who did you send to Fujian? Did you check it? Don't send a musketeer team there."

Wei Zhongxian was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously said: "I have checked, the family background is clean..."

Immediately, his complexion changed drastically, and he fell to the ground with a thud, his face pale, and he muttered to himself: "Long live, slaves are punished, Hu Kuolong...

That guy was originally from the Wei Dynasty! "

Bang.

Zhu Youjian kicked it out, and Wei Zhongxian's fat body drew an arc in the air, fell heavily to the ground, and rolled seven or eight steps before stopping.

With blood foaming from his mouth, he got up with difficulty and knelt down on the ground: "Long Live Lord, you order to tear this slave into ten thousand pieces, slave deserves to die!"

The civil and military ministers didn't know what happened, they all turned their heads to look over, but none of them dared to speak.

Everyone can see clearly.

This time, the idiot emperor was really angry, his face was gloomy, and there was a strange smile in his eyes, which was the precursor of Zhu Youjian's intention to kill.

'Wei Zhongxian, it's finally over! '

'Dead eunuch, really deserves death! '

"Quickly kill him, if Wei Zhongxian is not dead, the Ming Dynasty will have no peace..."

……

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian sat still, and coldly glanced around at the nearly a hundred civil and military ministers present, naturally knowing what the big guy was thinking.

To be honest, this time, he really wanted to kill Wei Zhongxian.

However, when he saw the gloating eyes of those old yins in the court hall, he suddenly changed his mind.

Why did you kill Wei Zhongxian?

Such a good knife, the knife is held in the palm of my hand, I can stab whoever I want, see who doesn't like it, just close the door and let Zhongxian go, why do we have to cut off our left and right arms...

"Wei Zhongxian, you heard me clearly," Zhu Youjian said coldly, "If someone you send out to seek refuge with Hakka Baba, I don't blame you. After all, Hakka has been operating in the court for many years, it's not you Wei Zhongxian's disaster alone.

Rather, the whole Ming Dynasty, from the emperor to the ministers of civil and military affairs, I, you, we all failed together.

I won't punish you, and I won't reward you after Fujian is wiped out.

This is your own ass, please clean it up yourself, if I hear again that You Keshi Baba is colluding with the court ministers to plot something wrong, don't blame me for killing your ten clans. "

Those words made everyone present tremble slightly.

This idiot emperor is too murderous...

It was clearly the fault of the late emperor, the Wei Dynasty, and Wei Zhongxian, so why should he blame it on the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty?However, at this moment, no one dared to say anything, just buried their heads in eating meat and drinking silently, and even the "road to eye" and "look at each other and smile" that they are best at in normal days are gone.

Well, this is very comfortable.

Zhu Youjian picked up a bowl of wine, drank it slowly, and clicked on his "character panel" in a leisurely manner, secretly ordering an upgrade for himself.

Huh, the lifespan is close to five hundred years old.

Basic attributes such as strength, agility, and endurance can almost make two or three martial arts masters cry, right?
However, there is no chance to prove it. The idiot emperor just feels that he is quite capable of fighting now, and he does not feel sleepy at all day and night, but is alive and well...

"Qi Zuo Your Majesty, I have a copy of the memorandum."

Suddenly, a young official stood up, came to Zhu Youjian's table in a regular manner, knelt down and kowtowed obediently, then got up and said: "I heard that your majesty has a dragon body today. I'm sick, and I haven't been to court for three or four months.

The humble minister thought that, as the emperor, this was not good.

Your Majesty should follow the example of our Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, do everything personally every day, be diligent in government affairs, never indulge in female sex, get tired of government affairs, and abandon my country and society of millions of miles in the Ming Dynasty..."

Zhu Youjian was taken aback.

Who is this?
How dare you, who didn't learn well at such a young age, came here to teach me how to be a good emperor?
(End of this chapter)