I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 291 Order: Go to war!
In the noisy atmosphere, the "imperial seal activity" of the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian finally came to an end.

Awarding four dukes, thirty marquises, and nearly a hundred earl titles at one time made the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty excited, but also murmured in their hearts: "This title of the Ming Dynasty is too cheap, isn't it?" '

However, when they think about their titles and fiefs.

Almost everyone is a little messy.

Marquis of France, beautiful sister-in-law, Count of England, Duke of Victoria, Third Count of Siberia...

In the "Parade Picture of the Great Heavenly Son" re-drawn by Wei Zhongxian, everyone has found their own "fief" and signed their names in a decent manner, just like small merchants in the cattle and sheep market , after each business is completed, a 'discussion agreement' will be simply signed.

Although it is only a group of unreachable princes and uncles and barons.

However, the treatment in the Ming Dynasty was real. Zhu Youjian was not a master who was reluctant to spend money. Before these princes "before taking office", the money and food for each title were naturally paid by Zhu Youjian himself...

……

A big court meeting was held inexplicably and ended inexplicably. After awarding a large number of "lords", they naturally went back to their respective homes and looked for their respective mothers.

As a result, the already changing Ming Dynasty became even more dangerous.

Rumors abounded.

"The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian is not worthy of his position, and he even wantonly rewarded the duke and earl to win over the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs."

"It's really a big idiot. Wen can't recite poems to fight against, and Wu can't raise a gun to mount a horse and charge to kill the enemy. It's a shame for the scum of the Ming Dynasty and the old Zhu family!"

"Idiot emperor, die a terrible death!"

"..."

……

Regarding the rumors and rumors from the outside world, the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian didn't care at all.

Satirizing the imperial court and cursing the emperor are part of the daily life of ordinary people, so why compete with those people?You must know that Zhu Youjian, who has experienced the information explosion, has long been immune to some words of dissatisfaction.

He is the Son of Heaven, the Emperor.

What he needs is lining, not some messy face.

The former Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian was too concerned about face, and he was easily limped when he was fooled by the civil servant Qingliu. A good deck of cards was beaten into a pile of shit forcibly, and it stinks.

He deserved to be forced to go to Coal Mountain.

He deserved to hang himself on the southeast branch, on the old tree with crooked neck, cover his face with his hair, and say without hesitation, 'The emperor guards the gate of the country, and the king dies in the country', 'Don't hurt my people'...

Wait, wait, and so on.

It's just the top of my head confused.

"Wei Zhongxian, for the recent court meeting, you guys just act in camera. I am tired recently and need to exercise a lot in the Royal Garden." The idiot emperor said without changing his expression.

"Long live, mighty and majestic!"

Wei Zhongxian's old face was slightly red, he didn't know what he thought of, he squeezed his throat and said: "Long Live God nourishes his body with peace of mind, there is actually nothing serious in the court recently, but it is the land of Liaodong and Liaoxi, where there is a war.

On the front line of Shanhaiguan, Master Sun Chuanting is mobilizing troops, and at the same time..."

"Okay, I know all about it, you should just keep an eye on your wife's mess." What Zhu Youjian couldn't hear the most was someone whispering about Liaodong in his ears.

Tired of thinking about it.

You are all the pillars of the Ming court, my shoulders, and the hope of the people of the world. Since the war in Liaodong is tense, you should quickly find a way to get it done. I don’t know what to say here!
With a wave of his sleeves and a cold snort, the idiot emperor went to the Royal Garden to 'exercise'.

Wei Zhongxian walked towards the gate of the palace, hesitated for two or three breaths, then sighed, turned and returned to Qianqing Palace.

The idiot emperor made him feel like a smiling ancient ferocious beast, harmless to humans and animals, but whenever Wei Zhongxian thought of it, his heart trembled violently, and he couldn't help it, and wanted to fight a cold war.

'Long Live Lord really doesn't care about the Liaodong War? '

"I'm afraid it's another big pit, let's see which unlucky person will fall into it this time..."

……

Not to mention how diligent Wei Zhongxian, Qian Qianyi, Zhang Ruitu, Yang He and others were in the court, they would handle everything by themselves, the official atmosphere of the Ming Dynasty was shocked.

Let's say that after the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian left the palace, he first played in the royal garden for seven or eight days and nights, and then came to the painting boat in the Beihai area again.

"Hongliu, have you missed me recently?"

"Ah."

"Thinking a little tight?"

"Hate!"

Zhu Youjian teased Miss Hongliu for a few words, then sat down and asked casually, "Is there any news from Maoshatou?"

"Yes, but it was all three days ago." Miss Hongliu took out a secret letter from Mao Yuanyi from a stack of letterheads, "My lord, this is a secret letter from Mao Yuanyi. He has secretly arrived at Shanhaiguan."

"So slow?" Zhu Youjian took the secret letter and said rather disgustingly: "I thought he would arrive at Shanhaiguan half a month ago. Did the girls empty out the journey along the way?"

Talking, he laughed.

"My lord, he didn't go directly to Shanhaiguan, but went to Tianjin Wei first." Hongliu girl frowned and said, "There is a letter from Mr. Cao, Jin Yiwei of Tianjin Wei followed Mao Yuanyi secretly, and found that he and King Zhenhai's people were in Tianjin. Wei secretly met..."

"That's what I meant," Zhu Youjian said with a smile, "I sent an order to Zheng Zhilong, ordering him to send a few ironclad warships to cooperate with Mao Yuanyi to win the battle of Liaodong.

In this battle, I must wipe out Mang Gurtai's iron cavalry.

Especially the beasts Zu Dashou and Wu Xiang, we can't let them go, I'm still thinking about the land of Liaodong and Liaoxi slowly, to see if they have a chance not to rebel.

Unexpectedly, that litter of beasts!
Can't wait for me to make up my mind, so I hurriedly go to that pig-tailed head of Mang Gurtai, who is simply a stupid pig, a hot chicken, a good-for-nothing, and a traitor who is not as good as shit! "

The idiot emperor suddenly got angry, stood up abruptly, opened the curtain of the painting boat, pointed to the northeast direction and said in a cold voice: "There are two kinds of people I hate the most. Those who are civil servants, wealthy families and royal relatives and nobles are this kind of people;

The second type is traitors.

No matter what the reason is, it is absolutely unforgivable to go to Mangurtai, or go to Koryo, Japan, France, Miss Meili and other bullshit.

I didn't want to kill someone.

I have always felt that in this country, my surname Zhu can sit, and those surnamed Li, Yang, and Zhao can all sit. You might as well take turns to sit on the dragon chair in the palace. Whether it is a mule or a horse, pull it You'll know when you come out.

This time, I thought it through thoroughly.

In this country, I still have to sit down. If anyone refuses to accept it, I can just kill him. The red willow doesn't take much effort at all..."

The resentment that the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian had held back finally burst out.

He also pointed and cursed.

On the handsome and elegant little white face, there was faint purple aura shining, and the coldness in his eyes seemed to cause a large area of ​​the world to freeze and rupture in an instant, falling to the ground and turning into a pile of waste.

"Decree to Mao Yuanyi: Order, let's go to war!"

(End of this chapter)