I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 278
In the second year of Chongzhen, in winter, Jiangmen rebelled in western Liaoning.

Zu Dashou, Wu Xiang and other seven or eight general soldiers, without the court's order, raised two 10,000+ troops to attack Shengjing with all their strength, suddenly turned against the water, slapped Mao Wenlong severely, and killed [-] of his elite soldiers Swallow seven or eight thousand.

Mao Wenlong suffered a big loss and returned to Dongjiang Town without saying a word.

Jiannu Emperor Mang Gurtai led the harem concubines and ministers of civil and military affairs to greet him personally out of the city. He led horses and pedals for Zu Dashou, Wu Xiang and other Ming generals, and rewarded four princes and seven or eight soldiers in front of the three armies. Baylor and dozens of Jiala Ezhen.

Zu Dashou, Zu Dale, Zu Dachun and Wu Xiang are the four princes.

Granted the Han Army Zhenghuang Banner General Bing.

Zu Dashou's three brothers were granted the title of Prince, five of his sons and nephews were given the title of Baylor, and all the generals under his command were given the title of Baylor; Wu Xiang was given the title of Prince, and his son Wu Sangui was given the title of Baylor.

Jiannu originally had only 10,000 to 30 cavalry, but after swallowing the Liaoxi Corridor in one gulp, there were [-]+ elite soldiers, and no less than [-] domestic slave cavalry. With the Ming army's firearm manufacturing technology, it instantly became a giant .

So far, the imperial court has just received the urgent report.

Shanhaiguan is in a hurry...

……

For a time, the whole country was shocked and panicked.

Many people began to lament that Daming was so unfortunate that there was such an idle, ignorant, brazen, dissolute... idiot emperor Zhu Youjian!

Ministers of civil and military affairs cried blood one after another, asking for an increase in Liao's salary, and mobilizing heavy troops to rush to the front line of Shanhaiguan.

Scholars all over the world began to write articles, denouncing Jiannu's cruelty and inhumanity, and at the same time sarcastically satirizing the corruption and incompetence of the Ming Dynasty and the sinful nature of the idiot emperor.

Rich families from all over the world are ready to move.

In the land of nine borders, the morale of the army is scattered...

……

After hanging out with civil and military officials, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor who got drunk for a while, was rushed to the 'Royal Garden' by Wei Zhongxian and other "treacherous ministers", where he continued to live in drunkenness and lust.

This scene made the bigwigs of the Ming Dynasty lament endlessly.

Many people's minds began to come alive.

Of course, more ministers stepped forward one after another, at the risk of death, and began calling friends and old department students, flocking to the "Royal Garden" opposite the imperial city, intending to have an endless "audience" .

For a time, the capital was in chaos.

Chaos in the south of the Yangtze River.

There was chaos in the north and the south of the river.

Rumors abounded, the crowd was excited, and more than [-] reckless forces in the rivers and lakes rose up one after another, and a dozen "chuang kings" emerged at once, and began to recruit troops.

Even after Zhang Xianzhong broke through Xi'an Mansion, he ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, calling himself the Son of Heaven.

He also issued a call to action, denouncing the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian for appointing a traitor, listening to slander, and allowing the eunuch Wei Zhongxian to harm Zhongliang, harm the country and harm the people...

The idiot emperor knew this well, but he ignored it. He just passed a secret decree to Xu Yunzhen, the king of Zhongshan, and ordered the Shenji Battalion, one of the three major capital camps, to enter the capital and cooperate with Jinyiwei to block the nine gates.

Everything is in the meaning of the title.

"Young master, Mr. Cao sent a secret letter."

"My lord, there is an urgent report from Mao Wenlong."

"Young master, Cao Wenzhao urgently reports."

"Son..."

……

"Okay, okay, isn't it the Liaoxi general who rebelled?" Seeing the anxious look of Hongliu girl, Zhu Youjian laughed, and said indifferently: "Tell Cao Gong, since it is a pustule, it is best to let it go first." Let it rot.

I did it on purpose. "

Red Willow Girl: "..."

This young master has always kept a low profile, hiding a lot of his sharpness. It seems absurd to live, but in fact he can control the Ming Dynasty quite well. However, how did the promised land of Liaodong become like this?
This is not the path planned by Mr. Cao at all.

"Young master, Mr. Cao has repeatedly reminded us that we must hold on to the Liaoxi generals and not force them to defect to the Jiannu side..." Miss Hongliu hesitated to speak.

But Zhu Youjian said with a smile: "It's a matter of time before the generals of Liaoxi will rebel. If they are forced to rebel earlier, I still have a way to save them. If the Ming Dynasty is really terminally ill and there is no cure for it, those beasts, aren't they?" The last straw that broke the camel's back?

Hongliu, you tell Cao Gong to manage the south of the Yangtze River. There is Zhen in the north, and Mao Yuanyi with Mao Shaved on his shoulders. The sky will not fall. "

Miss Hongliu wanted to say something, but Zhu Youjian stretched out a finger and pressed it lightly on the warm and plump lips.

"Okay, this matter will be done according to what I want," Zhu Youjian pondered a few times, and then said: "You send a report to Cao Wenzhao, and you can close the door and beat the dog."

"In addition, send an order to Shen Bulan to prepare dry food for several months, and prepare to drive away the wolves."

"Send Mao Yuanyi a decree to order him... Forget it, Mao Yuanyi's telegram, I will write it myself, you go and pass a secret decree to Mao Wenlong, ordering him to guard Dongjiang Town no matter what!"

"In addition, send a telegram to Shen Bulan, asking him to send a sentence to Mao Wenlong, telling him to pay attention to the movements of several generals under his command, and don't train a few princes, Baylor, and generals for Jiannu."

Miss Hongliu wrote down one by one, and turned to send the report.

Zhu Youjian sat down, held a brush in his hand, thought hard for a while, and then wrote a sentence crookedly: "Mao Shatou, you old boy came up with a bad idea, you watch it and clean it up!"

After pondering for a few moments, he added a few exclamation points before throwing down the brush and letting out a long breath.

"This Mao Yuanyi insisted on making the pustule rot in advance. Now that it's healed, there's no way to clean it up? Then let him clean it up!"

The idiot emperor lamented for a while, but there was really nothing he could do.

In the warm pavilion of the Qianqing Palace, when the monarch and his ministers were discussing secretly, the Liaoxi generals and the gang of later generations surrendered and became slaves, and became the bullshit vassal kings and generals who killed the Han people in the Ming Dynasty. For Mao Yuanyi.

Therefore, this is the "national policy" of "one pot stew".

It sounds plump.

In fact, it is very skinny...

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When Mao Yuanyi received the "telegram", he was squatting on Gulou Street eating mutton steamed buns. He took a bite and sighed: "God, in times of famine, I can have a bowl of hot mutton steamed buns to eat. I am alive." Fairy."

The old shopkeeper of the mutton restaurant was squatting opposite, squinting his eyes to watch the sunset. A man in his fifties had a hideous and terrifying scar on his face amidst the dense wrinkles.

From the brow to the chin, it can be seen that the knife was cut from the front, and the white stubble should have been exposed.

"Your skills are good. The shepherds around Liucheng eat like this, right?" Mao Yuanyi suddenly asked casually.

"Yes, the Turpan shepherds in Huozhou and Liucheng like this kind of mutton with salt and pepper the most. It is not bad for the fat and tenderness of the mutton." The old shopkeeper sighed, and the scar on his face seemed to turn red for a moment , "Unfortunately, the brothers who ate food together were all chopped into pieces and fed to the steppenwolves."

Mao Yuanyi tapped the edge of the large coarse porcelain bowl with chopsticks, pondered a few times, and said, "You are the only one left?"

"I'm the only one left."

"How's the scenery over there?"

"Very good, but the wind and sand is a bit big."

"It doesn't matter if there is a lot of wind and sand. If you have mutton, women, and shochu, you should have a good business opening an inn."

The old shopkeeper thought for a while, then grinned, showing his sparse teeth, and said, "Okay, I'll set off now."

After Mao Yuanyi finished eating the mutton silently, he asked the old shopkeeper to add two tablespoons of boiling hot mutton soup, sprinkled a handful of coriander and green onion, and began to drink soup and eat steamed buns casually.

"Marshal Mao, you are eating the wrong way, you should make steamed buns first and then eat meat and soup." The old shopkeeper stood up, lightly patted his bent old waist, and said calmly: "Besides, your eating appearance is also ugly. "

Mao Yuanyi waved his hand and said, "Pack up your things and get out of here!"

The old shopkeeper sighed, without saying a word, walked slowly into the back hall of the restaurant, and started to tidy up.

In fact, the things to take away are very simple, nothing more than a sheep slaughtering knife, a butcher knife, a bag of Ming gold coins, and two large black iron boxes.

"There are a lot of wolves over there, give me some nimble ones." Suddenly, the old shopkeeper thought of something, opened the dark door curtain, poked his head out and muttered, "At least seven or eight assistants and a handsome proprietress are needed, right? "

Mao Yuanyi, who had eaten and drank enough, belched comfortably, and in the cold air, spewed out a few mouthfuls of white hot air, and hummed comfortably.

"It's okay for the shop assistant. How about giving you seven or eight masters, and sending you three thousand musketeers nearby?"

"Where's the handsome lady boss?"

"The proprietress? More handsome ones?"

"Well, it's better to be coquettish, just the kind that is baishengsheng, juicy, bulging..."

"Go to dream, there is everything in the dream."

"..."

The old shopkeeper and two shop assistants moved two large iron boxes and a roll of luggage onto a donkey cart, and without coming out to say hello, they went straight out of the west gate, heading west all the way, and never looked back.

Mao Yuanyi squatted under the setting sun for a long time, then took out a roll of "telegraph" from his cuff, read it several times, then got up, and walked slowly towards Ximen Street.

With his "assistance", Zhang Xianzhong successfully broke through the Xi'an Mansion, and proclaimed himself emperor in the original Shaanxi Trilateral Governor's Mansion.

The country name is Daxi.

As Zhang Xianzhong's most heroic "dog head army division", Mao Yuanyi didn't show his mountains and dews. After presenting Zhang Xianzhong with a "list of meritorious officials", he quietly bought a house on Ximen Street in Xi'an Prefecture, where he read and wrote every day , go out once in a while to eat a meal of steamed mutton...

In the reward list of the Daxi Emperor, Zhang Xianzhong's original big and small bosses in the cottage, almost everyone was awarded an official title.

As for the generals who led troops to fight, they were all mobilized by Mao Yuanyi from Yan'an Mansion, Qingyang Mansion and Pingliang Mansion, and no rewards were required...

"Sir, here is a letter from you."

As soon as she entered the door, Li Sanniang came up to greet her, her eyebrows were lowered and she looked like a spoiled daughter-in-law, and she said softly: "Emperor Zhang sent someone here, please go over to discuss important military affairs."

Mao Yuanyi nodded and smiled, "Longwangshu?"

Li Sanniang covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "Mr. has a clever plan, Emperor Zhang really meant that."

Mao Yuanyi took off his boots, sat comfortably on the kang, picked up a volume of books on the table, and said calmly: "Reply to him, just say that I want to bathe in fragrant soup for a few days, and give it to him, the emperor of Daxi." Divination, let him not bother you;

In addition, I sent him a word, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so don't think about it beforehand, but think about how to help the victims, so that the people in Guanzhong can have a hot meal. "

Li Sanniang responded, and went out obediently.

Mao Yuanyi flipped through a few pages of the book, took a sip of tea, her eyes flickered, and she fell into deep thought.

The idiot emperor's vision of seeing people is really poisonous. This Zhang Xianzhong not only has a cruel mood, but also has a violent temper, and he is not very open-minded.

Such a character can only be regarded as a hero in troubled times.

"Come here." Mao Yuanyi pondered for a long time before speaking suddenly.

A figure slowly appeared in the corner of the room, bowed to salute, and said, "What orders does Marshal Mao have?"

Mao Yuanyi pondered and said: "Reply to His Majesty, the war in Liaodong is nothing to worry about, just let him rest easy."

"As for how to arrange the troops, after tonight, I will draw up a detailed test book and send it over."

"Also...forget it, I'd better write a letter to him personally. You send a letter to Mr. Cao first, and ask him to make plans for Jinling and Jiangnan. Around the Chinese New Year, I will ask Zhang Xianzhong to send troops south."

The figure silently cupped its hands and slowly dispersed.

Mao Yuanyi spread out the pen and paper, gently rubbed his hands that were a little stiff from the cold, pondered for a while, and then began to sink his head into writing.

"... There are three ways to use troops in Liaodong. First, order Cao Wenzhao to close the door and beat dogs, trying to eliminate seven or eight of the [-] elite cavalry of Jiannu; second, order General Qin Liangyu to drive away the wolves and follow them After establishing slaves and defeating the army, enter Tsarist Russia to launch guerrilla warfare and expand the strategic space in the direction of Kuwu Island;

Thirdly, Sun Chengzong, governor of Jiliao, was ordered to guard Shanhaiguan to the death, at all costs, to block Jiannu and Liaoxi generals to the north of the Great Wall, to order Mao Wenlong to guard Dongjiang town, and to order Zheng Zhilong to blockade the Wa Kingdom, Goryeo, Jiannu, Donghai Jurchen, and even the Tianjin Wei area. All coastal ports are not allowed to flow into Liaoxi and Liaodong.

In addition, Your Majesty is requested to send a decree to reward the chieftains and tribal leaders of Beiman, Turpan, Ordos, Waikalka, Tumed, Yongshao, Chahar Grassland, etc., and send people to send a batch of grain, porcelain, tea, Fine wine waits in the depths of the grassland, and establishes a superficial relationship with the royal court of the grassland...

As for what His Majesty said last time, it must be counted, I will wait for His Majesty to reward you with a large house, marry hundreds of wives and concubines of different races, and enjoy the boundless beauty and tenderness..."

Spending one or two thousand words in eloquence caused headaches for the few Ming students who were in charge of sending the "telegram".

How can there be such a telegram?

Fingers can be shortened...

……

In the middle of the night, the idiot emperor received a telegram from Mao Yuanyi, so excited that he rushed to Miss Hongliu overnight.

Mao Yuanyi's idea coincided with his idea.

As for whether they can win the battle, it doesn't matter, anyway, nearly 20 billion points of "prodigal value" have already been credited to the account. How to raise food, prepare troops, and transport artillery to the front line is up to Wei Zhongxian, Qian Qianyi and others to handle.

"Hongliu, immediately send an order to Zheng Zhilong and Li Zicheng to rebel in three days!"

(End of this chapter)