I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty
Chapter 273 Mao Wenlong rebelled?
Chapter 273 Mao Wenlong rebelled?
A not very fierce siege battle broke out suddenly at dusk.
The sound of killing shook the sky, and the sky was dark.
Thousands of Jiannu cavalry held cowhide soft shields and wore woolen dustpans as protection. They galloped all the way, and rushed to the position thirty or forty steps below the city wall in one breath.
After some careful preparations, the Ming army's muskets seemed to be greatly reduced in power.
Many people were shot two or three times, but there were only a few scratches and nothing serious. It seems that what Master Jialaerzhen said is correct, the sharpest things in the world are not swords and bullets.
But the courage of the steppe cavalry.
Immediately behind the cavalry were warriors from various tribes.
Pushing heavy and strong siege equipment, they quickly advanced behind the cavalry, and at a small price, they came to the edge of the ditch more than [-] steps away from the city wall.
The trench, which is more than several feet deep, has already been filled with soil bags by Jiannu cavalry.
Ahead, Yimapingchuan.
With a shout, the warriors pushed the siege equipment under the city wall with the cover of hard wooden boards, sheepskin felt and other things.
boom boom boom
A thunderbolt grenade exploded, and two of the siege equipment were blown into pieces. Twenty or thirty warriors from the wildling tribe around them died immediately, and they were blown into pieces of rotten meat and flew into the sky.
Crackling and falling to the ground.
Such a tragic scene not only did not frighten those warriors.
On the contrary, the barbaric blood in everyone's bones was activated instead. Everyone screamed, punched their chests, and yelled 'ahhhhhh' a few times, and opened the siege equipment in one breath.
Bite the scimitar in the mouth.
Cling to the ants!
The muskets of the Ming army rang out intensively, but it seemed that it was a step too late after all.
In the blink of an eye, dozens of people climbed onto the city wall...
……
At the same time, in the Houye Mansion on Kuwu Island, Cao Wenzhao stood in front of a huge battle map with a blank expression.
Several Daming students around me are busy.
Drop drop drop.
Da da da……
"Master Hou, there is news from City 3 that Jiannu and the Savage tribe have joined forces to attack the city, and someone has already climbed to the top of the city."
"Master Hou, do you want to carry out the love plan?"
The corners of Cao Wenzhao's mouth twitched undetectably.
His Majesty the Emperor has so many new terms that he, the Marquis of Liaodong, is almost "out of step with the times"...
"Order the defenders, execute the love plan, and then retreat in an orderly manner according to the force plan!"
"Follow the order!"
Drop drop drop drop...
An order was passed on immediately...
……
In Youjian No. 3 city, in a tall light gray building, general Li Sen observed the battle situation in the direction of the west gate through the long-sighted glasses, with a cold expression on his face.
He couldn't understand why Lord Hou gave himself a strange retreat order.
What a shit love plan.
In war, isn't it all about fighting the enemy with all one's strength and courage?
Recently, under the command of a series of secret orders, he has lost three castles in a row, and he is completely a 'defeated general'.
Don't say it's him.
Even the soldiers under his command had long complained, and they all came to him to complain, saying why they didn't use the guns and cannons in their hands, and they ran around all day, their flesh was almost exhausted, but they didn't kill them. How many slave cavalry...
The military merits of the Ming Dynasty are determined by the number of beheads.
Seeing the monstrous military exploits at hand, but can only miss it in vain, every soldier feels uncomfortable.
"General, the secret order of Lord Hou's Mansion!"
Just when Li Sen was depressed, a soldier walked in quickly, bowed and handed over a page.
"The Love Project..."
Li Sen sighed, and said in a shy voice: "Send the order, all enter the secret path and retreat!"
"Before the last wave of retreat, trigger landmines and blow up the city walls!"
The messenger was taken aback, and asked involuntarily, "General, blow up... blow up the city wall?"
Li Sen nodded slightly and said, "Let's pass the order."
Before, he had already made detailed arrangements for the so-called 'love plan' and 'force plan', but saying it now still made him feel uncomfortable.
This battle was fought, useless!
……
Half an hour later, outside the city.
Master Jiala Ezhen held the long-sighted glasses and watched another group of warriors climb up the tall city wall, brandishing the scimitar in his hand, and planting dog-tooth flags one after another on the top of the city.
A smile finally appeared on his face.
"Pass down the order and speed up the siege!"
"The first person to break into this city will be rewarded with a thousand taels!"
"After the massacre of the city, regardless of soldiers and civilians, as long as it is the head of a Han in the Ming Dynasty, everyone can be rewarded for their merits!"
The order was passed on quickly, and for a while, there were thunderous cheers and excitement, and all the slave cavalry and warriors of the savage tribe rushed forward screaming as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
Even the leaders and patriarchs of some savage tribes couldn't help but galloped towards the city wall.
It has to be said that it is a good idea to build slaves to judge heroes based on their military exploits...
……
Suddenly, the earth trembled slightly.
The sound of shouting and killing all over the sky seemed to freeze for a moment.
Everyone's hearts tightened, and their faces showed a momentary look of bewilderment and innocence.
Especially the thousands of people who were struggling to attack the city suddenly felt their heart beat faster. For a moment, they felt that their bodies were as light as a feather, and they couldn't breathe in after exhaling in one breath.
what happened?
Everyone didn't realize that this question in their hearts would be their last thoughts and regrets.
Rumble!
The ground trembled slightly again, and immediately, an earth-shattering explosion resounded.
The earth was silent.
On the city wall, those warriors who were eager to make contributions felt some kind of extremely uncomfortable heart palpitations again, which suddenly struck without any warning.
Of course, you can't refuse.
Amidst an earth-shattering loud noise, a large cloud of light blue smoke billowed up, like an ancient giant slowly turning over in the ice and snow under the astonished gaze of all the warriors.
As the north wind whistled, he slowly raised his head.
Showing his terrifying and ferocious forehead...
……
Rumble!
Rumble!
Before everyone could react, loud noises came out one after another, the ground convulsed, and the air seemed to be emptied in an instant.
Flying sand and rocks, the flames are soaring!
The tall gray city wall suddenly turned into stones the size of a millstone, scattered all over the sky, mixed with the corpse fragments of some warriors, and fragments of sheepskin robes.
The blood had long been dried by the terrible high temperature.
More than 300 warriors who attacked the city wall and were looking for the heads of the Han people everywhere, were blown to pieces before they realized what happened, and not even a sliver of soul was left behind.
Since then, it has disappeared between heaven and earth.
In addition, the most severely damaged were the warriors of the savage tribe. They had just arrived within a few dozen steps of the city wall when they faced a wave of rocks piercing through the air, and hundreds of them were crushed to death on the spot.
As for the wounded, there are countless.
"We fell for it!"
Master Jiala Ezhen, who was supervising the battle in the distance, had a pale face, and he held the reins of the horse tightly with one hand, so that the frightened horse could not run out, and cursed the Ming army for being shameless, for using such a big killer...
However, he reacted quickly.
The city wall... collapsed?
The Ming army is simply a pig's brain. If it relies on its extremely hard cement concrete shell, coupled with its extremely sharp muskets and artillery, it will pose too much threat to the cavalry and warriors who attacked the city.
According to his initial estimate, he would pay a very heavy price to break through the city in front of him, sacrificing at least [-] elite soldiers...
However, it took only half an hour to attack the city, and the Ming army couldn't hold it anymore?
Sure enough, a coward!
They actually used the attack method of killing each other to blow up a section of the city wall that was twenty or thirty feet long, together with the siege warriors?
"Pass my order!"
"Cavalry, charge!"
On the battlefield, the opportunity to fight is fleeting, and the Ming army resorted to such stupid tricks. How could he, a battle-tested veteran, miss this opportunity!
So, an order was given.
Thousands of Jiannu iron cavalry regrouped, gathered the frightened war horses, and quickly formed a charging queue, like a sharp and cold knife, stabbing fiercely into the gap in Youjian No. 3 city...
……
"no one?"
"None of the common people found one?"
"impossible!"
"A few hours ago, I saw them walking around the city..."
Hearing the news from various warriors and warriors, Mr. Jiala Ezhen showed a strange look on his face, and he was a little surprised and uncertain.
Could it be that the city guards and civilians, seeing that the city was about to be breached, detonated the gunpowder and were killed along with the city wall?
People are in the city.
City destroyed?
"I think it must have been blown to ashes together with the city wall. They only had three to five hundred guards. Many people ran away early. There should not be many people in the city..."
A Niu Lu Ezhen said in a low voice.
Jia La Ezhen nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Send two thousand cavalry to patrol the city to prevent this isolated city from being besieged."
"Others, massacre the city!"
Knowing that there was no one in the city, Lord Jialaerzhen still gave the order to 'slaughter the city'.
Without him, get used to it.
Every time Jiannu broke through a Han city, without exception, they would massacre the city, kill all the men and old people, and rob all the women and children, and turn them into their military exploits and property.
"Pass down the order to order a thousand-man cavalry to quickly occupy the cross-sea bridge, and not let any Han people out!"
"Send a letter to Lord Zierhalangbeile to report the battle situation here!"
After all this was settled, Master Jiala Ezhen let out a deep breath, turned his horse's head, and walked along a rather wide concrete slope to the east city wall.
Great view.
Under the shadow of night, on the other side of the strait, Kuwu Island is like a deserted land.
That's the territory of the Ming army.
However, as soon as the [-] troops of Lord Jierhalangbeile arrive and launch a surprise attack, they can quickly break through its cowardly defense line.
By that time, not only will the Ming army's "little actions" behind the scenes be put down, but they will also completely conquer the Jurchen tribes in the East China Sea.
In Master Jialaerzhen's heart, a surge of pride suddenly surged.
Han pigs, you just wait to die...
……
In the second year of Chongzhen, early winter.
Check out City No. 3.
The Ming army retreated to Kuwu Island, and nearly a million farmers reclaimed tens of millions of mu of fertile land, dozens of cement and concrete castles, and a large amount of grain, farm tools, livestock, etc., all fell into the hands of Jiannu.
Lord Jierhalangbeile became famous in the first battle, and Emperor Mangurtai issued a decree to reward him as Prince Heshuo, and to manage Luding Mountain in Eastern Liaodong.
In the land of the capital of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, worked day and night, day and night.
The blood of the Ming emperor's relatives has a long history and has been deeply cultivated.
On this day, the warm winter sun had just risen to three poles, and Wei Zhongxian walked quickly to a 'Royal Garden', sweat was all over his head and face, and several large areas of his crimson python robe were wet.
"Long live is not up yet?"
"No."
"It's already high in the sun..."
"Four poles in the sun are normal. The bones of our Long Live Lord are like King Kong, and we are worthy of being the Son of Dragon!"
Standing in the yard, Wei Zhongxian chatted with the eunuch accompanying him without saying a word, although he didn't say anything, the anxious expression on his face still couldn't be concealed, mixed with a look of tiredness.
"Eunuch Wei, do you have something urgent to report?" the old eunuch who was accompanying him asked with a smile.
Wei Zhongxian shook his head, smiled wryly and said, "Forget it, let's talk about it after the Lord Long Live gets up."
"Hehe, then I'll make a pot of good tea for Eunuch Wei." The old eunuch was an attendant eunuch who was deeply trusted by Zhu Youjian, and even Wei Zhongxian didn't dare to neglect him.
Therefore, Wei Zhongxian quickly said: "No, our house is just enjoying the sun."
At this moment, someone in the room suddenly cleared his throat loudly, sneezed several times, and shouted loudly: "Where is that so-and-so, where did he die? Why don't you get me a basin of washing water! "
The faces of Wei Zhongxian and the old eunuch changed slightly.
When the emperor wanted to get up, he often washed his face first, dipped a toothbrush of his own design in green salt, washed it carefully, and then rinsed his mouth with good Longjing tea before going out to pass meals.
"I'm coming!"
The old eunuch hurriedly agreed, and was about to run in to serve the emperor, but Wei Zhongxian grabbed his long sleeve.
"This morning, let our family serve the Lord Long Live."
While talking, Wei Zhongxian took small steps, walked quickly, and entered the luxurious and low-key big room in a blink of an eye.
The furnishings in the room are completely arranged according to the specifications of the Qianqing Palace and the Nuan Pavilion. The only difference is that the big white iron stove here has been transformed into a fireplace, and it is burning red.
In front of the fireplace, a large Persian carpet was laid, and a large pile of clothing was randomly scattered on it...
It's just, very messy.
The idiot emperor was reclining on the carpet. Behind him was a stunning woman who was shy and half-pushed as a pillow. Her loose hair flowed down like a blue waterfall, covering most of her white shoulders and breasts.
"Hiss, you bastard, after reading so many volumes, I still thought that my stomach is full of ink, who knows..."
"Hahaha, are you still shy? I don't know everything... Cough cough, it's Wei Zhongxian, you old eunuch, you don't sit in Qianqing Palace and help me rule the country and the world, why are you here?"
Zhu Youjian retracted his salty pig's hand without showing any signs, and began to "get up" cursing.
"I just like this tone..." Zhu Youjian let Wei Zhongxian serve him, and he was full of emotion:
"In a year or two, I will personally go to Europe, America, etc., and bring over a dozen boats of concubines to show you, old eunuch, what is five-star... no, eight-star enjoyment.
Sir, I think back then, only those court officials could enjoy such a beautiful blessing..."
Hearing the emperor's nonsense, Wei Zhongxian only dared to laugh and agree a few times, but he didn't dare to say anything more.
The idiot emperor has turned into a dragon.
He, Wei Zhongxian, dare not do anything wrong...
……
"By the way, Zhongxian, you came here early in the morning, do you have something to report?" The idiot emperor asked suddenly.
Wei Zhongxian hesitated for a breath or two, and said, "Long live, Mao Wenlong... rebelled..."
(End of this chapter)
A not very fierce siege battle broke out suddenly at dusk.
The sound of killing shook the sky, and the sky was dark.
Thousands of Jiannu cavalry held cowhide soft shields and wore woolen dustpans as protection. They galloped all the way, and rushed to the position thirty or forty steps below the city wall in one breath.
After some careful preparations, the Ming army's muskets seemed to be greatly reduced in power.
Many people were shot two or three times, but there were only a few scratches and nothing serious. It seems that what Master Jialaerzhen said is correct, the sharpest things in the world are not swords and bullets.
But the courage of the steppe cavalry.
Immediately behind the cavalry were warriors from various tribes.
Pushing heavy and strong siege equipment, they quickly advanced behind the cavalry, and at a small price, they came to the edge of the ditch more than [-] steps away from the city wall.
The trench, which is more than several feet deep, has already been filled with soil bags by Jiannu cavalry.
Ahead, Yimapingchuan.
With a shout, the warriors pushed the siege equipment under the city wall with the cover of hard wooden boards, sheepskin felt and other things.
boom boom boom
A thunderbolt grenade exploded, and two of the siege equipment were blown into pieces. Twenty or thirty warriors from the wildling tribe around them died immediately, and they were blown into pieces of rotten meat and flew into the sky.
Crackling and falling to the ground.
Such a tragic scene not only did not frighten those warriors.
On the contrary, the barbaric blood in everyone's bones was activated instead. Everyone screamed, punched their chests, and yelled 'ahhhhhh' a few times, and opened the siege equipment in one breath.
Bite the scimitar in the mouth.
Cling to the ants!
The muskets of the Ming army rang out intensively, but it seemed that it was a step too late after all.
In the blink of an eye, dozens of people climbed onto the city wall...
……
At the same time, in the Houye Mansion on Kuwu Island, Cao Wenzhao stood in front of a huge battle map with a blank expression.
Several Daming students around me are busy.
Drop drop drop.
Da da da……
"Master Hou, there is news from City 3 that Jiannu and the Savage tribe have joined forces to attack the city, and someone has already climbed to the top of the city."
"Master Hou, do you want to carry out the love plan?"
The corners of Cao Wenzhao's mouth twitched undetectably.
His Majesty the Emperor has so many new terms that he, the Marquis of Liaodong, is almost "out of step with the times"...
"Order the defenders, execute the love plan, and then retreat in an orderly manner according to the force plan!"
"Follow the order!"
Drop drop drop drop...
An order was passed on immediately...
……
In Youjian No. 3 city, in a tall light gray building, general Li Sen observed the battle situation in the direction of the west gate through the long-sighted glasses, with a cold expression on his face.
He couldn't understand why Lord Hou gave himself a strange retreat order.
What a shit love plan.
In war, isn't it all about fighting the enemy with all one's strength and courage?
Recently, under the command of a series of secret orders, he has lost three castles in a row, and he is completely a 'defeated general'.
Don't say it's him.
Even the soldiers under his command had long complained, and they all came to him to complain, saying why they didn't use the guns and cannons in their hands, and they ran around all day, their flesh was almost exhausted, but they didn't kill them. How many slave cavalry...
The military merits of the Ming Dynasty are determined by the number of beheads.
Seeing the monstrous military exploits at hand, but can only miss it in vain, every soldier feels uncomfortable.
"General, the secret order of Lord Hou's Mansion!"
Just when Li Sen was depressed, a soldier walked in quickly, bowed and handed over a page.
"The Love Project..."
Li Sen sighed, and said in a shy voice: "Send the order, all enter the secret path and retreat!"
"Before the last wave of retreat, trigger landmines and blow up the city walls!"
The messenger was taken aback, and asked involuntarily, "General, blow up... blow up the city wall?"
Li Sen nodded slightly and said, "Let's pass the order."
Before, he had already made detailed arrangements for the so-called 'love plan' and 'force plan', but saying it now still made him feel uncomfortable.
This battle was fought, useless!
……
Half an hour later, outside the city.
Master Jiala Ezhen held the long-sighted glasses and watched another group of warriors climb up the tall city wall, brandishing the scimitar in his hand, and planting dog-tooth flags one after another on the top of the city.
A smile finally appeared on his face.
"Pass down the order and speed up the siege!"
"The first person to break into this city will be rewarded with a thousand taels!"
"After the massacre of the city, regardless of soldiers and civilians, as long as it is the head of a Han in the Ming Dynasty, everyone can be rewarded for their merits!"
The order was passed on quickly, and for a while, there were thunderous cheers and excitement, and all the slave cavalry and warriors of the savage tribe rushed forward screaming as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
Even the leaders and patriarchs of some savage tribes couldn't help but galloped towards the city wall.
It has to be said that it is a good idea to build slaves to judge heroes based on their military exploits...
……
Suddenly, the earth trembled slightly.
The sound of shouting and killing all over the sky seemed to freeze for a moment.
Everyone's hearts tightened, and their faces showed a momentary look of bewilderment and innocence.
Especially the thousands of people who were struggling to attack the city suddenly felt their heart beat faster. For a moment, they felt that their bodies were as light as a feather, and they couldn't breathe in after exhaling in one breath.
what happened?
Everyone didn't realize that this question in their hearts would be their last thoughts and regrets.
Rumble!
The ground trembled slightly again, and immediately, an earth-shattering explosion resounded.
The earth was silent.
On the city wall, those warriors who were eager to make contributions felt some kind of extremely uncomfortable heart palpitations again, which suddenly struck without any warning.
Of course, you can't refuse.
Amidst an earth-shattering loud noise, a large cloud of light blue smoke billowed up, like an ancient giant slowly turning over in the ice and snow under the astonished gaze of all the warriors.
As the north wind whistled, he slowly raised his head.
Showing his terrifying and ferocious forehead...
……
Rumble!
Rumble!
Before everyone could react, loud noises came out one after another, the ground convulsed, and the air seemed to be emptied in an instant.
Flying sand and rocks, the flames are soaring!
The tall gray city wall suddenly turned into stones the size of a millstone, scattered all over the sky, mixed with the corpse fragments of some warriors, and fragments of sheepskin robes.
The blood had long been dried by the terrible high temperature.
More than 300 warriors who attacked the city wall and were looking for the heads of the Han people everywhere, were blown to pieces before they realized what happened, and not even a sliver of soul was left behind.
Since then, it has disappeared between heaven and earth.
In addition, the most severely damaged were the warriors of the savage tribe. They had just arrived within a few dozen steps of the city wall when they faced a wave of rocks piercing through the air, and hundreds of them were crushed to death on the spot.
As for the wounded, there are countless.
"We fell for it!"
Master Jiala Ezhen, who was supervising the battle in the distance, had a pale face, and he held the reins of the horse tightly with one hand, so that the frightened horse could not run out, and cursed the Ming army for being shameless, for using such a big killer...
However, he reacted quickly.
The city wall... collapsed?
The Ming army is simply a pig's brain. If it relies on its extremely hard cement concrete shell, coupled with its extremely sharp muskets and artillery, it will pose too much threat to the cavalry and warriors who attacked the city.
According to his initial estimate, he would pay a very heavy price to break through the city in front of him, sacrificing at least [-] elite soldiers...
However, it took only half an hour to attack the city, and the Ming army couldn't hold it anymore?
Sure enough, a coward!
They actually used the attack method of killing each other to blow up a section of the city wall that was twenty or thirty feet long, together with the siege warriors?
"Pass my order!"
"Cavalry, charge!"
On the battlefield, the opportunity to fight is fleeting, and the Ming army resorted to such stupid tricks. How could he, a battle-tested veteran, miss this opportunity!
So, an order was given.
Thousands of Jiannu iron cavalry regrouped, gathered the frightened war horses, and quickly formed a charging queue, like a sharp and cold knife, stabbing fiercely into the gap in Youjian No. 3 city...
……
"no one?"
"None of the common people found one?"
"impossible!"
"A few hours ago, I saw them walking around the city..."
Hearing the news from various warriors and warriors, Mr. Jiala Ezhen showed a strange look on his face, and he was a little surprised and uncertain.
Could it be that the city guards and civilians, seeing that the city was about to be breached, detonated the gunpowder and were killed along with the city wall?
People are in the city.
City destroyed?
"I think it must have been blown to ashes together with the city wall. They only had three to five hundred guards. Many people ran away early. There should not be many people in the city..."
A Niu Lu Ezhen said in a low voice.
Jia La Ezhen nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Send two thousand cavalry to patrol the city to prevent this isolated city from being besieged."
"Others, massacre the city!"
Knowing that there was no one in the city, Lord Jialaerzhen still gave the order to 'slaughter the city'.
Without him, get used to it.
Every time Jiannu broke through a Han city, without exception, they would massacre the city, kill all the men and old people, and rob all the women and children, and turn them into their military exploits and property.
"Pass down the order to order a thousand-man cavalry to quickly occupy the cross-sea bridge, and not let any Han people out!"
"Send a letter to Lord Zierhalangbeile to report the battle situation here!"
After all this was settled, Master Jiala Ezhen let out a deep breath, turned his horse's head, and walked along a rather wide concrete slope to the east city wall.
Great view.
Under the shadow of night, on the other side of the strait, Kuwu Island is like a deserted land.
That's the territory of the Ming army.
However, as soon as the [-] troops of Lord Jierhalangbeile arrive and launch a surprise attack, they can quickly break through its cowardly defense line.
By that time, not only will the Ming army's "little actions" behind the scenes be put down, but they will also completely conquer the Jurchen tribes in the East China Sea.
In Master Jialaerzhen's heart, a surge of pride suddenly surged.
Han pigs, you just wait to die...
……
In the second year of Chongzhen, early winter.
Check out City No. 3.
The Ming army retreated to Kuwu Island, and nearly a million farmers reclaimed tens of millions of mu of fertile land, dozens of cement and concrete castles, and a large amount of grain, farm tools, livestock, etc., all fell into the hands of Jiannu.
Lord Jierhalangbeile became famous in the first battle, and Emperor Mangurtai issued a decree to reward him as Prince Heshuo, and to manage Luding Mountain in Eastern Liaodong.
In the land of the capital of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, worked day and night, day and night.
The blood of the Ming emperor's relatives has a long history and has been deeply cultivated.
On this day, the warm winter sun had just risen to three poles, and Wei Zhongxian walked quickly to a 'Royal Garden', sweat was all over his head and face, and several large areas of his crimson python robe were wet.
"Long live is not up yet?"
"No."
"It's already high in the sun..."
"Four poles in the sun are normal. The bones of our Long Live Lord are like King Kong, and we are worthy of being the Son of Dragon!"
Standing in the yard, Wei Zhongxian chatted with the eunuch accompanying him without saying a word, although he didn't say anything, the anxious expression on his face still couldn't be concealed, mixed with a look of tiredness.
"Eunuch Wei, do you have something urgent to report?" the old eunuch who was accompanying him asked with a smile.
Wei Zhongxian shook his head, smiled wryly and said, "Forget it, let's talk about it after the Lord Long Live gets up."
"Hehe, then I'll make a pot of good tea for Eunuch Wei." The old eunuch was an attendant eunuch who was deeply trusted by Zhu Youjian, and even Wei Zhongxian didn't dare to neglect him.
Therefore, Wei Zhongxian quickly said: "No, our house is just enjoying the sun."
At this moment, someone in the room suddenly cleared his throat loudly, sneezed several times, and shouted loudly: "Where is that so-and-so, where did he die? Why don't you get me a basin of washing water! "
The faces of Wei Zhongxian and the old eunuch changed slightly.
When the emperor wanted to get up, he often washed his face first, dipped a toothbrush of his own design in green salt, washed it carefully, and then rinsed his mouth with good Longjing tea before going out to pass meals.
"I'm coming!"
The old eunuch hurriedly agreed, and was about to run in to serve the emperor, but Wei Zhongxian grabbed his long sleeve.
"This morning, let our family serve the Lord Long Live."
While talking, Wei Zhongxian took small steps, walked quickly, and entered the luxurious and low-key big room in a blink of an eye.
The furnishings in the room are completely arranged according to the specifications of the Qianqing Palace and the Nuan Pavilion. The only difference is that the big white iron stove here has been transformed into a fireplace, and it is burning red.
In front of the fireplace, a large Persian carpet was laid, and a large pile of clothing was randomly scattered on it...
It's just, very messy.
The idiot emperor was reclining on the carpet. Behind him was a stunning woman who was shy and half-pushed as a pillow. Her loose hair flowed down like a blue waterfall, covering most of her white shoulders and breasts.
"Hiss, you bastard, after reading so many volumes, I still thought that my stomach is full of ink, who knows..."
"Hahaha, are you still shy? I don't know everything... Cough cough, it's Wei Zhongxian, you old eunuch, you don't sit in Qianqing Palace and help me rule the country and the world, why are you here?"
Zhu Youjian retracted his salty pig's hand without showing any signs, and began to "get up" cursing.
"I just like this tone..." Zhu Youjian let Wei Zhongxian serve him, and he was full of emotion:
"In a year or two, I will personally go to Europe, America, etc., and bring over a dozen boats of concubines to show you, old eunuch, what is five-star... no, eight-star enjoyment.
Sir, I think back then, only those court officials could enjoy such a beautiful blessing..."
Hearing the emperor's nonsense, Wei Zhongxian only dared to laugh and agree a few times, but he didn't dare to say anything more.
The idiot emperor has turned into a dragon.
He, Wei Zhongxian, dare not do anything wrong...
……
"By the way, Zhongxian, you came here early in the morning, do you have something to report?" The idiot emperor asked suddenly.
Wei Zhongxian hesitated for a breath or two, and said, "Long live, Mao Wenlong... rebelled..."
(End of this chapter)
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