I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 244

When Jiang Bagang heard Zhang Xianzhong's words, his knees went limp and he almost fell to the ground.

The words of the big boss are too terrifying.

"Do you want to be emperor..."

Such words, such things, as a qualified bandit, I never dared to think about it in my heart.

"Big boss... the petty crime deserves death!"

"Boss, no, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Jiang Bagang has never read a book, but he likes to listen to operas the most. Juggling, Guzi Ci, and various legendary operas in the Ming Dynasty were quite popular. Legends of Heroes and legendary novels of the Tang and Song Dynasties, after being transformed by Jianghu entertainers, are very prosperous.

Therefore, some outrageous words can be uttered through the mouths of the ancients.

This is the case with words like long live my emperor.

Jiang Bagang did it unintentionally, he couldn't turn his head around for a while, and didn't know how to face his 'big boss'.

But these words were indescribably strange and comfortable to Zhang Xianzhong's ears.

"Long live my emperor, long live..."

Zhang Xianzhong's restless heart suddenly calmed down, and he instantly felt that he was in a good mood, and there seemed to be an intoxicating aura of wealth permeating from the crevices of his bones.

"Jiang Aiqing, flat body."

Zhang Xianzhong slowly sat back on the tiger skin, picked up a bowl of bad wine, took a sip, his eyes were like lightning, he looked at Jiang Bagang meaningfully, and suddenly had an idea in his heart:

"Jiang Aiqing, what you just said is very pleasant to my ears, so let me say a few more words."

Jiang Bagang looked up in astonishment.

This, really became the Emperor Long Live?

This is the death penalty for exterminating the nine clans, treason, skinning, bone and ashes... ah!
You know, in the Ming Dynasty, because of the Taizu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperors of the past dynasties were very generous to some common people who rebelled. Even if they were captured by the government, they would beheaded at most to show the public.

There are very few people who were exterminated by the nine clans and dragged their families down because they were bandits.

However, once this is called the emperor...

hiss!
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" Jiang Bagang shouted loudly, imitating the appearance in the opera, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times, shouted long live, and got up decently, stepped back three or five steps, and knelt down again Locally:
"Minister, Jiang Bagang, congratulations to the real dragon emperor, long live the big boss's enthronement!"

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

Zhang Xianzhong groaned comfortably, couldn't help but waved his hands, and said with a gentle smile, "Jiang Aiqing, get flat, get flat."

This feeling is simply too sour.

Compared with the old days in the land of the northern barbarians, selling, buying, dumping, stealing and sleeping with other people's wives is much more enjoyable!
Since you want to be an emperor, you have to look like an emperor. At least, you have to get 72 concubines, [-] concubines in the Sixth Court of Sangong first, right?
In addition, at least a group of loyal courtiers are needed...

Zhang Xianzhong squinted his eyes slightly, looked down at Jiang Bagang who was kneeling on the ground and did not dare to raise his head, his heart slowly became alive: "Jiang Aiqing, you should get up first;

From now on, I will ascend to the throne and dominate the world...

Cough cough, we want to unify the country, it is unavoidable that when the time comes, you will reward the officials and amnesty the world. At that time, you Jiang Bagang will be the number one hero in the founding of the country, and you will be nailed to the pillar of Lingyan Pavilion! "

Jiang Bagang shrank his neck, and his heart tightened suddenly.

Being nailed to...the pillars of Lingyan Pavilion...

It sounds a little creepy.

However, just thinking about it makes me so excited, I can't help but kowtow a few more times.

Looking at Jiang Bagang who kowtowed again and again, Huang Hu and Zhang Xianzhong laughed heartily, in a good mood, picked up a bowl of bad wine, and drank it down: "Okay, good wine, really good wine!"

However, he was really uneducated, and originally wanted to say a few bold words, but when the words came to his lips, they turned into a series of rude words.

This does not affect the mood of Zhang Xianzhong, Jiang Bagang and his ministers.

"Come here, Jiang Aiqing, I will give you a bowl of wine, and you can figure out how to get everyone to act and do their best for my... country and serve the country faithfully!"

Jiang Bagang repeatedly said yes.

Some of the words that were too powerful, the two of them had only heard in dramas, so they could only pick out some familiar words and say them over and over again.

But not too annoying...

……

The mountain road is rugged for dozens of miles.

Mao Yuanyi and Li Sanniang stopped and walked, talked and laughed, and stopped from time to time to look far away, like tourists watching the scenery, very casual and freehand.

Therefore, it was not until evening that they arrived at Erlong Mountain.

"Strange, why is there no sentry post on the outskirts of this cottage? This Zhang Xianzhong is simply outrageous. How can there be such a king of the mountain? It's just nonsense!"

Mao Yuanyi walked slowly into the cottage with his hands behind his back.

He walked leisurely, looking at it carefully, as if returning to his own barracks, sometimes nodding and smiling, sometimes shaking his head and smiling wryly, sometimes frowning slightly, cursing in his mouth, nothing more than 'the military discipline is abolished, it's too shameful'...

Li Sanniang followed behind Mao Yuanyi without saying a word.

Her two hands were hidden in her sleeves, tightly clutching two short guns that could be fired repeatedly, and her heart was almost in her throat.

This Mao Yuanyi is too courageous.

Where is Erlong Mountain?
It's called Shanzhai, but in fact, there are so many experts in it, there are at least three to five hundred strong men, and even ordinary prefectural and county government offices dare not look directly at them.

Breaking in so carelessly is clearly a moth to the flame.

"Miss Li, tell me, this Erlong Mountain is too outrageous. There should be some crossbowmen, lookouts, etc. on many passes, arrow towers, and hanging towers;
In addition, those rocks and dense forests need to arrange some secret sentries to guard against sneak attacks.

At the same time, in the place where the army is stationed, it is also necessary to consider drinking water, retreat routes, and secret passages that can bypass the enemy to poke chrysanthemums.

This Zhang Xianzhong is so disappointing..."

Li Sanniang: "..."

Well, this nerd is a bit stupid, especially when he thinks about marching and fighting, he is confident that he has a million soldiers in his chest, which is really...

It's outrageous.

"Hey, is there anyone alive?"

The two of them passed through two or three passes, all the way unimpeded, and after a cup of tea, they came to a village within a village.

On the tall and steep stone pass, there was no one there, but the gate of the village was tightly closed.

Standing in front of the mountain gate, Mao Yuanyi yelled, then looked for a clean stone, sat down, took off the bag from his shoulders, took out two pieces of Roe Rabbit roast meat tightly wrapped in oil paper, and handed one to Li Sanniang.

In addition, he untied the purple gourd, unplugged it and handed it to Li Sanniang: "Come on, walk so many mountain roads on a hot day, drink a few sips of wine, and quench your thirst."

Li Sanniang hesitated for a moment, took the purple gourd, took a few sips, and said, "Thank you sir."

"Oh, you girl, why don't you change your mind, Xiaosheng has such vicissitudes? Really!" Muttering, Mao Shatou took the purple gourd, and began to eat meat and drink slowly.

"The location of this village is good, it is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and there are three small roads in the back mountain that lead to the depths of the remaining veins of the Qinling Mountains. If we can make good use of it, it can be used as an important military location.

Advance to attack Qingyang Mansion and Xi'an Mansion, and directly take the land of Guanzhong and Longdong.

If you retreat, you can attack Hanzhong, Longnan and even the Central Shu Plain, which is enough to protect yourself. "

Li Sanniang gnawed on the barbecue silently, without responding.

"Bah! Who is coming?"

"A daring lunatic, how dare he trespass on Erlong Mountain!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, go and tell the Lord Long Live that someone is attacking the cottage!"

Mao Yuanyi and Li Sanniang: "..."

What is this all about?

Especially Mao Yuanyi, when he suddenly heard the words 'Long Live Lord', he couldn't help but think of Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor.

but……

After a dozen or so breaths, Zhang Xianzhong, supported by a group of young people, slowly climbed up the high stone wall, looked down at Mao Yuanyi and Li Sanniang, who were drinking and eating meat all day long, with sullen faces and silent.

Not long after he 'ascended the throne' just now, Zhang Xianzhong hadn't figured out how to speak and act when an emperor, for fear of being laughed at.

"Hey, who are you?"

A 'minister' shouted loudly and waved the big hammer in his hand, which was a bit majestic.

"Let your emperor come out and speak," Mao Yuanyi took a sip of wine, carefully washed the grease off his hands, and said calmly, "I am an expert. I watched the sky last night and found that there is a golden light shining here, and a yellow dragon turning over;
The mountain man made calculations with his fingers, and it was predicted that the real dragon emperor should show up in this place within one or two days.

Therefore, I came here with my little wife, and I wanted to help the emperor of the real dragon to build the foundation for thousands of years, the country of the ages, sweep the world, the world of Xianning, and the power of the universe, and achieve the great feat of immortality! "

Zhang Xianzhong: "..."

Li Sanniang: "..."

The other gangsters in the cottage were even more stunned, not knowing how to respond.

The other party looked like an expert at first glance, so he couldn't talk to him.

"This, sir, may I ask Gao's name?" Zhang Xianzhong cupped his hands, pretending to be calm and asked: "Mr. said that there is a true dragon emperor here, but... the truth?"

Zhang Xianzhong couldn't say a few words.

At the beginning, when I was hanging out with Mr. Li Li Yan in the capital, I mostly beat people, played hard, drank a few cups of flower wine, forcibly occupied a few big girls, and kicked a few widows in the middle of the night.

It can only be said that he is a gangster in the capital.

Now that he is suddenly 'ascending the throne and proclaiming himself emperor', Zhang Xianzhong doesn't even know what to say...

Especially in the face of this mysterious origin, he looked like a master among the masters, his heart was surging, and he was so excited that he didn't know what to do.

"Your Majesty is enthroned without a military adviser, what kind of dignity!"

Mao Yuanyi glanced at Zhang Xianzhong casually, and understood in his heart that the black-faced man in front of him should be Zhang Xianzhong, who is known as Huang Hu in the world, right?

Such a fool also wants to be emperor?
Forget it, first fool around with a bowl of wine and drink, turn around and give some pointers, so that he can taste some sweetness, so that he can become his good helper in the rebellion.

Of course, in the final analysis, it is to become the little helper of the idiot emperor.

Tsk tsk, thinking about creating an opponent for the idiot emperor to "compete" for the world, Mao Yuanyi was overjoyed, couldn't help but smile, and said calmly, "This is very kind!"

Zhang Xianzhong: "..."

Is the expert talking in such a cloudy way?
"Sir...no, military advisor, please enter the village!" Zhang Xianzhong respectfully bowed and clasped his fists, and ordered several minions to open the gate of the village to welcome Mao Yuanyi and Li Sanniang into the village.

"Master, please!"

"Military division, please sit down!"

"Military division, please take your seat!"

Mao Yuanyi walked in calmly, looked around, frowned slightly, and seemed to be sighing for something.

"Military division... what's wrong with this cottage?" Zhang Xianzhong asked with a dry laugh.

"It's more than wrong!"

Mao Yuanyi pointed to several passes, shook his head and sighed: "If this cottage is the residence of the real dragon emperor, it will need to be suppressed with a large formation, and the yin and yang qi that welcome the heaven and the earth will gather here to nourish your majesty's dragon vein qi.

But take a look, this place was originally a place of Sunda, when the breath of the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter comes in, but there is a pile of chaotic rocks, how can it raise the luck of a country?

And over there, a latrine was dug out at the place between Kan and Li, and the filthy atmosphere of the entire village gathers here, and there can only be evil winds everywhere, and many bloody disasters befall the people in the village..."

A lot of mysterious rhetoric, let alone Zhang Xianzhong, who is almost illiterate, even Li Sanniang, who is familiar with Yi Li, secretly nodded in praise.

"Military Master, are you serious?" Zhang Xianzhong asked in a shy voice, his eyes twitching.

"Before I came to the cottage, on the way, I observed the feng shui here from a distance, and I suddenly found that there was a group of blue dragon veins mixed with two groups of scarlet blood gas, and some inexplicable black gas mixed in between;

Your Majesty, this is a bad omen. "

Mao Yuanyi arched his hands decently, and then stopped talking, just stood with his hands behind his back, facing the sky, as if he was watching the clouds in the sky being gradually dyed red by the setting sun...

"Master, save me!"

Finally, Zhang Xianzhong was overwhelmed, bowed deeply, and said: "I...cough cough, I can't read or write, and if I want to achieve a great cause, I need the help of a military advisor.

Don't worry, my old Zhang... I am willing to worship you as a military adviser, and we will join in the grand feat. After winning the great tomorrow, I will make you a side-by-side king, and share this million-mile beautiful country with me! "

Gradually, Zhang Xianzhong entered the state, his expression and imposing manner, etc., unexpectedly changed quietly, which is really a bit of a reckless emperor.

This made Mao Yuanyi very pleased.

"I, Mao Shatou, rebelled by myself. I am too tired. Now I have finally supported a mountain king. I don't know how the idiot emperor will be furious and helpless when he finds out..."

Mao Yuanyi chuckled, and said: "Since you want to ascend the throne, you must have guns, money, and land, and at the same time, you must have your own set of rhetoric to buy people's hearts.

Otherwise, who is full and panicking, and follows you, a poor emperor, to rebel and conquer the world? "

After speaking, Mao Yuanyi turned around and wanted to go down the mountain.

Zhang Xianzhong was very panicked, he hurried forward, took Mao Yuanyi's hand, grinned and said: "I understand what the military division means, I understand, hahaha..."

Mao Yuanyi sighed, and asked back, "What did your majesty understand?"

Zhang Xianzhong: "I want to make three chapters with the people of Guanzhong!"

Mao Yuanyi nodded and said, "You can teach a child."

(End of this chapter)