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Chapter 139 Star Neptune's Favorite
Chapter 139 Star Neptune's Favorite
Yingguo Xincun City, at the entrance of an incomparably luxurious star hotel.
The hip-hop superstar Drake got out of the car, followed by a beautiful woman.
The two quickly hugged each other and walked in like Siamese twins.
The male duck has a signature beard, a high nose bridge, and a burly figure. He never leaves his female partner's body with one hand, and looks like a gluey couple in love.
The two went straight to the upstairs suite of the hotel, and as soon as they entered, they were passionately affectionate.
It is about to shift positions and continue the fierce battle with dry wood and fire.
Drake suddenly stopped, took two steps back, took out his phone, and opened the camera interface.
Then he pointed at the disheveled female companion with flaming eyes and asked very politely.
"Honey, before I go to the next step, I have to get your confirmation and take a photo as proof."
"The agent said this is a necessary process, otherwise I will be in big trouble, I hope you can understand."
The female companion nodded while twisting her seductive body.
The drake just started to shoot: "Dear Joanna, would you like to sleep with me?"
"I am very willing to."
"Excuse me, are you voluntary? Did you not act against your will?"
"Yes, I am voluntary, and I am completely willing to sleep with you."
Drake put away the phone in satisfaction, and then he was relieved.
As a rap superstar with a net worth of more than $2 million and sales of more than 500 million records worldwide, he is still very cautious.
As we all know, the relationship between men and women in Eagle Country is very open.
However, in such an open environment, there are a group of frightening female huntresses.
Specialized in fairy jumping, cheating celebrities' money.
Obviously it was you who wanted me to applaud for love, but afterwards the woman bit back, saying that she was raped, and turned around and sued the other party to court.
Many celebrities have been scammed and paid a heavy price. Not only did they pay a large amount of reconciliation fees, but their reputations were also greatly damaged.
As a golden bachelor, Drake is a bit unrestrained and loves freedom in life.
Naturally, it has a very good awareness of risk prevention and effective prevention methods.
Seeing that the two reached an agreement and left a video as evidence, they are not afraid of the other party turning their backs.
So he didn't waste time and started directly.
Finally he got up very satisfied, and went to the bathroom very consciously again.
After taking a shower, I felt refreshed.
At this time, the female companion also got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
It's just that, where the drake didn't notice, she quietly took out the used penis from the trash can.
After a series of coquettish operations were completed, the female companion sat for a few more minutes before shyly coming out.
After coming out, he immediately left in a hurry under the pretext of having something to do.
The drake didn't care, and sent off his female companion in a very gentlemanly manner.
After a while, he went to the bathroom and saw that the condoms in the trash can were empty. He immediately showed a smug smile on his face, like a child who had succeeded in a prank.
He immediately called the agent to report: "Hey, you are right, that damn bitch stole my children and grandchildren."
"Fortunately, I listened to your arrangement and was well prepared. Hehe, don't worry. I've been taking male contraceptive pills for a while, so I'm not afraid of her playing tricks."
"This woman with evil intentions can't take advantage of me."
After hanging up the phone, he excitedly turned on the music and played a rap.
As a Merry Neptune, he also has his own worries, that is, too many women are staring at him.
In fact, if a woman wants to flirt with him, he still welcomes it very much, the more the better.
But most of the women who come to your door automatically have another real purpose.
That is to conceive his child.
They might want to bring their children into the palace and become his legal wives. Even if they don't succeed, they can enjoy the benefits of celebrity alimony.
Because Eagle Country is very particular about human rights, especially for children.
Texas has even introduced anti-abortion laws, and children are protected by law before birth and after birth.
When a father either raises the child himself, or bears huge child support.
As for child support, it is calculated according to the father's income and is paid until the child reaches the age of 21.
This is not a small sum for celebrities.
After the celebrity Pitt and his wife divorced, the man was required to pay hundreds of millions of alimony every year.
The male duck lives alone, and if a few illegitimate children suddenly appear, the sky-high child support will be uncomfortable.
At that time, I will work as hard as I can, and I will all work for the children and their mothers.
If there were more, he might be bankrupt.
This, of course, was intolerable to him.
Moreover, he has a criminal record in this area, suffered a big loss, and paid a heavy price.
He has a 4-year-old son, who was an accident after being calculated by a woman.
At the time, he had two dates with a hot porn star.
Then the other party secretly became pregnant without telling him.
By the time the scandal broke, their children had already been born.
Later, the male duck was so angry that he went for a paternity test, but he didn't expect that it was really his own baby.
After confirming that Xi became a father, although the two have no love relationship.
But from the beginning of pregnancy, he must support the woman financially.
After the child is born, he also has to bear the responsibility of raising the child, which is also a considerable expense.
So now he is very cautious when going out on dates. Last time, he did the embarrassing thing of pouring chili sauce into a condom to kill sperm, which became the laughing stock of the whole Internet.
However, he doesn't regret it at all, being ridiculed by netizens is nothing, as long as there are no children.
After all, there are lessons learned from the past. He doesn't want to be any woman's reproductive tool or a ruthless ATM machine anymore.
It's a pity that after the chili sauce incident broke out, he couldn't continue working.
But you have to be on guard, the ghost knows what kind of tricks the woman will make.
Before or after he gets married, this matter will definitely continue to emerge in endlessly.
Therefore, in order to avoid becoming a father again, he also thought hard and tried his best.
It's a pity that there is no good way to solve the pain points of this kind of star for a while.
Until not long ago, when he went to see his family doctor, he was recommended a new male oral contraceptive pill.
Although it is still in the clinical stage, the effect is very good, the side effects are very small, it is convenient to carry and take, and the fertility can be restored immediately as long as the drug is stopped for two weeks.
Those who have used it are good. It is said that if they are not celebrities, ordinary men have to queue up to apply for clinical places.
Drake was overjoyed immediately, this oriental pharmaceutical company named Sanqing was simply the messenger of God.
To be able to hear the voices of men and develop such a miraculous drug.
It was just tailor-made for him.
Soon he took part in the test drug and did several tests to confirm that the sperm had temporarily lost their fertility.
Then he went out happily.
No, the female internet celebrity I'm dating tonight is a terrifying female hunter.
He quietly stole his essence and left.
Unfortunately, she was doomed to return home disappointed.
Thinking of this, the drake couldn't help laughing.
He couldn't help it, and posted a tweet showing off.
"Thanks to the male contraceptive pill for a wonderful night and precious reproductive freedom."
"You can have and enjoy 15 minutes of fame, but the remaining 23 hours and 45 minutes are mine."
As soon as it was posted, many fans liked and commented.
"Is Drake going to give up his favorite chili sauce so soon?"
"Chili sauce lost its spokesperson."
"Let me guess, the drake has escaped another creepy female spider's web?"
"What is this male oral contraceptive? Please explain."
"Brother, tell me quickly, I need it as much as you do."
"I'm only 35 years old, and I already have 4 illegitimate children. I can't breathe because of the maintenance fee, and I'm about to go bankrupt. God, please help me."
"Brother, God can't save you. He can only give you the best gift for a middle-aged man—impotence."
Drake looked at these fans' comments and laughed happily.
Suddenly, he received a text message from Joanna.
"What do you mean?"
He couldn't help laughing: "Honey, I saw your empty xx after you stole xx."
"You won't succeed this time. I didn't expect it. I took the male contraceptive pill and recently lost my fertility."
After speaking, he also took a few photos of the contraceptive pills he carried with him to show her.
The other side was instantly furious, and all kinds of dirty words were thrown around.
Later, Joanna became more and more angry, so she exposed the incident on the Internet.
"Damn drake, he is simply a devil. He not only played with my feelings, but also deceived my trust. I thought he was a gentleman worth spending life with, but I didn't expect that he didn't tell me when he took the contraceptive pill."
As soon as this incident came out, overseas netizens were instantly excited.
Drake, as expected of you.
For contraception, really do everything.
Before, there was chili sauce poured into xx spermicide for contraception, and after that, male oral contraceptives were taken.
This imagination and innovative spirit are simply bursting, and he is worthy of being the idol superstar of the Eagle Country men.
But this time, in order to avoid the tragedy of being a father, the male duck even resorted to a high-tech means of male oral contraceptives.
There was an invisible fight with a female Internet celebrity with impure motives.
He even tore it apart in the air.
Netizens all over the world were overjoyed and ate this refreshing and delicious melon one after another.
Of course, this strange incident, in the final analysis, is due to the impure motives of female Internet celebrities.
Ruyi's plan was clattering, she wanted to steal her sperm and conceive, and took the opportunity to take the position.
Unexpectedly, the other party had been on guard for a long time, but the bamboo basket fetched water in vain, and even exposed himself.
The promiscuity of male ducks is not only risky, but it has always caused the death of their own society and the entire network.
However, this time he seems to have pulled the plug.
He wasn't ridiculed by the entire network like the chili sauce incident last time, nor was he accused by his girlfriend.
Netizens keenly discovered the existence of this male oral contraceptive.
"Fuck, Drake really found something good this time."
"Damn it, is it some sky-high drug for celebrities? I'm going to protest! Ordinary men should also have the freedom to reproduce."
"Drake, hurry up, your fans are already hungry and thirsty, tell me what it is?"
Drake triumphantly sent out the photo of the contraceptive pill.
"A mysterious pharmaceutical company from the East, a newly developed male oral contraceptive."
"It was specially made for elite men like me, and I will no longer be afraid of being hunted by women."
On the plastic box containing the pills, a label clearly marked the letters "SANQING".
Netizens instantly boiled over.
"Wow, that's great, this is exactly what I've been waiting for."
"Men, rejoice, you too can have reproductive freedom."
"I don't have to be happy to be a father anymore, I just wept with joy."
"I saved my wallet. From now on, I will take this medicine, and then find a beautiful woman to have a haircut every day. I don't have to worry about a brat showing up one day to ask for money. I'm so happy."
"I checked the information on this drug on the FDA's official website, and it is currently in clinical trials. The link is as follows: xxx, brothers in need can apply for registration."
(End of this chapter)
Yingguo Xincun City, at the entrance of an incomparably luxurious star hotel.
The hip-hop superstar Drake got out of the car, followed by a beautiful woman.
The two quickly hugged each other and walked in like Siamese twins.
The male duck has a signature beard, a high nose bridge, and a burly figure. He never leaves his female partner's body with one hand, and looks like a gluey couple in love.
The two went straight to the upstairs suite of the hotel, and as soon as they entered, they were passionately affectionate.
It is about to shift positions and continue the fierce battle with dry wood and fire.
Drake suddenly stopped, took two steps back, took out his phone, and opened the camera interface.
Then he pointed at the disheveled female companion with flaming eyes and asked very politely.
"Honey, before I go to the next step, I have to get your confirmation and take a photo as proof."
"The agent said this is a necessary process, otherwise I will be in big trouble, I hope you can understand."
The female companion nodded while twisting her seductive body.
The drake just started to shoot: "Dear Joanna, would you like to sleep with me?"
"I am very willing to."
"Excuse me, are you voluntary? Did you not act against your will?"
"Yes, I am voluntary, and I am completely willing to sleep with you."
Drake put away the phone in satisfaction, and then he was relieved.
As a rap superstar with a net worth of more than $2 million and sales of more than 500 million records worldwide, he is still very cautious.
As we all know, the relationship between men and women in Eagle Country is very open.
However, in such an open environment, there are a group of frightening female huntresses.
Specialized in fairy jumping, cheating celebrities' money.
Obviously it was you who wanted me to applaud for love, but afterwards the woman bit back, saying that she was raped, and turned around and sued the other party to court.
Many celebrities have been scammed and paid a heavy price. Not only did they pay a large amount of reconciliation fees, but their reputations were also greatly damaged.
As a golden bachelor, Drake is a bit unrestrained and loves freedom in life.
Naturally, it has a very good awareness of risk prevention and effective prevention methods.
Seeing that the two reached an agreement and left a video as evidence, they are not afraid of the other party turning their backs.
So he didn't waste time and started directly.
Finally he got up very satisfied, and went to the bathroom very consciously again.
After taking a shower, I felt refreshed.
At this time, the female companion also got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
It's just that, where the drake didn't notice, she quietly took out the used penis from the trash can.
After a series of coquettish operations were completed, the female companion sat for a few more minutes before shyly coming out.
After coming out, he immediately left in a hurry under the pretext of having something to do.
The drake didn't care, and sent off his female companion in a very gentlemanly manner.
After a while, he went to the bathroom and saw that the condoms in the trash can were empty. He immediately showed a smug smile on his face, like a child who had succeeded in a prank.
He immediately called the agent to report: "Hey, you are right, that damn bitch stole my children and grandchildren."
"Fortunately, I listened to your arrangement and was well prepared. Hehe, don't worry. I've been taking male contraceptive pills for a while, so I'm not afraid of her playing tricks."
"This woman with evil intentions can't take advantage of me."
After hanging up the phone, he excitedly turned on the music and played a rap.
As a Merry Neptune, he also has his own worries, that is, too many women are staring at him.
In fact, if a woman wants to flirt with him, he still welcomes it very much, the more the better.
But most of the women who come to your door automatically have another real purpose.
That is to conceive his child.
They might want to bring their children into the palace and become his legal wives. Even if they don't succeed, they can enjoy the benefits of celebrity alimony.
Because Eagle Country is very particular about human rights, especially for children.
Texas has even introduced anti-abortion laws, and children are protected by law before birth and after birth.
When a father either raises the child himself, or bears huge child support.
As for child support, it is calculated according to the father's income and is paid until the child reaches the age of 21.
This is not a small sum for celebrities.
After the celebrity Pitt and his wife divorced, the man was required to pay hundreds of millions of alimony every year.
The male duck lives alone, and if a few illegitimate children suddenly appear, the sky-high child support will be uncomfortable.
At that time, I will work as hard as I can, and I will all work for the children and their mothers.
If there were more, he might be bankrupt.
This, of course, was intolerable to him.
Moreover, he has a criminal record in this area, suffered a big loss, and paid a heavy price.
He has a 4-year-old son, who was an accident after being calculated by a woman.
At the time, he had two dates with a hot porn star.
Then the other party secretly became pregnant without telling him.
By the time the scandal broke, their children had already been born.
Later, the male duck was so angry that he went for a paternity test, but he didn't expect that it was really his own baby.
After confirming that Xi became a father, although the two have no love relationship.
But from the beginning of pregnancy, he must support the woman financially.
After the child is born, he also has to bear the responsibility of raising the child, which is also a considerable expense.
So now he is very cautious when going out on dates. Last time, he did the embarrassing thing of pouring chili sauce into a condom to kill sperm, which became the laughing stock of the whole Internet.
However, he doesn't regret it at all, being ridiculed by netizens is nothing, as long as there are no children.
After all, there are lessons learned from the past. He doesn't want to be any woman's reproductive tool or a ruthless ATM machine anymore.
It's a pity that after the chili sauce incident broke out, he couldn't continue working.
But you have to be on guard, the ghost knows what kind of tricks the woman will make.
Before or after he gets married, this matter will definitely continue to emerge in endlessly.
Therefore, in order to avoid becoming a father again, he also thought hard and tried his best.
It's a pity that there is no good way to solve the pain points of this kind of star for a while.
Until not long ago, when he went to see his family doctor, he was recommended a new male oral contraceptive pill.
Although it is still in the clinical stage, the effect is very good, the side effects are very small, it is convenient to carry and take, and the fertility can be restored immediately as long as the drug is stopped for two weeks.
Those who have used it are good. It is said that if they are not celebrities, ordinary men have to queue up to apply for clinical places.
Drake was overjoyed immediately, this oriental pharmaceutical company named Sanqing was simply the messenger of God.
To be able to hear the voices of men and develop such a miraculous drug.
It was just tailor-made for him.
Soon he took part in the test drug and did several tests to confirm that the sperm had temporarily lost their fertility.
Then he went out happily.
No, the female internet celebrity I'm dating tonight is a terrifying female hunter.
He quietly stole his essence and left.
Unfortunately, she was doomed to return home disappointed.
Thinking of this, the drake couldn't help laughing.
He couldn't help it, and posted a tweet showing off.
"Thanks to the male contraceptive pill for a wonderful night and precious reproductive freedom."
"You can have and enjoy 15 minutes of fame, but the remaining 23 hours and 45 minutes are mine."
As soon as it was posted, many fans liked and commented.
"Is Drake going to give up his favorite chili sauce so soon?"
"Chili sauce lost its spokesperson."
"Let me guess, the drake has escaped another creepy female spider's web?"
"What is this male oral contraceptive? Please explain."
"Brother, tell me quickly, I need it as much as you do."
"I'm only 35 years old, and I already have 4 illegitimate children. I can't breathe because of the maintenance fee, and I'm about to go bankrupt. God, please help me."
"Brother, God can't save you. He can only give you the best gift for a middle-aged man—impotence."
Drake looked at these fans' comments and laughed happily.
Suddenly, he received a text message from Joanna.
"What do you mean?"
He couldn't help laughing: "Honey, I saw your empty xx after you stole xx."
"You won't succeed this time. I didn't expect it. I took the male contraceptive pill and recently lost my fertility."
After speaking, he also took a few photos of the contraceptive pills he carried with him to show her.
The other side was instantly furious, and all kinds of dirty words were thrown around.
Later, Joanna became more and more angry, so she exposed the incident on the Internet.
"Damn drake, he is simply a devil. He not only played with my feelings, but also deceived my trust. I thought he was a gentleman worth spending life with, but I didn't expect that he didn't tell me when he took the contraceptive pill."
As soon as this incident came out, overseas netizens were instantly excited.
Drake, as expected of you.
For contraception, really do everything.
Before, there was chili sauce poured into xx spermicide for contraception, and after that, male oral contraceptives were taken.
This imagination and innovative spirit are simply bursting, and he is worthy of being the idol superstar of the Eagle Country men.
But this time, in order to avoid the tragedy of being a father, the male duck even resorted to a high-tech means of male oral contraceptives.
There was an invisible fight with a female Internet celebrity with impure motives.
He even tore it apart in the air.
Netizens all over the world were overjoyed and ate this refreshing and delicious melon one after another.
Of course, this strange incident, in the final analysis, is due to the impure motives of female Internet celebrities.
Ruyi's plan was clattering, she wanted to steal her sperm and conceive, and took the opportunity to take the position.
Unexpectedly, the other party had been on guard for a long time, but the bamboo basket fetched water in vain, and even exposed himself.
The promiscuity of male ducks is not only risky, but it has always caused the death of their own society and the entire network.
However, this time he seems to have pulled the plug.
He wasn't ridiculed by the entire network like the chili sauce incident last time, nor was he accused by his girlfriend.
Netizens keenly discovered the existence of this male oral contraceptive.
"Fuck, Drake really found something good this time."
"Damn it, is it some sky-high drug for celebrities? I'm going to protest! Ordinary men should also have the freedom to reproduce."
"Drake, hurry up, your fans are already hungry and thirsty, tell me what it is?"
Drake triumphantly sent out the photo of the contraceptive pill.
"A mysterious pharmaceutical company from the East, a newly developed male oral contraceptive."
"It was specially made for elite men like me, and I will no longer be afraid of being hunted by women."
On the plastic box containing the pills, a label clearly marked the letters "SANQING".
Netizens instantly boiled over.
"Wow, that's great, this is exactly what I've been waiting for."
"Men, rejoice, you too can have reproductive freedom."
"I don't have to be happy to be a father anymore, I just wept with joy."
"I saved my wallet. From now on, I will take this medicine, and then find a beautiful woman to have a haircut every day. I don't have to worry about a brat showing up one day to ask for money. I'm so happy."
"I checked the information on this drug on the FDA's official website, and it is currently in clinical trials. The link is as follows: xxx, brothers in need can apply for registration."
(End of this chapter)
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