Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 9 I became Wu Tianzhen's golden finger
King Lu Shang's words were very broken, with many repetitions in the middle. After Xu Ming polished it up, his story is roughly as follows.

What is the difference between a car coming over and a person coming over?
Hit the car, it was a disaster.

Hitting someone is love.

If you had a choice, would you crash a car or a person?
That year, I was 56 years old.

I hold the ghost seal in my hand, and hundreds of thousands of Yin soldiers. Wherever I go, the enemy will scatter when they hear the wind. They are as powerful as Wei Wuzu and Qin Tiejun, a famous army in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period. Like Jun Baiqi, he became the No. 5 general in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period.

Later, I met her. She was 16 years old that year. Everyone called her Chu Yuxuan, because she was the ninth child in her family, so some people called her Jiumei.

Before I met her, I never thought that love existed.

In my impression, love is the faltering tearful eyes of the insane, and suddenly weeping with ecstasy.

And I think at my age, it is unlikely that I will meet love. After all, I am older and have seen more life and death, and my heart will grow old. Love is real!
"When it comes to love, timing is critical. It doesn't work if it's too early or too late."

"From eight years old to ten years old."

"From the age of 28, it is a lifetime."

"When you're young and ignorant, you want to try everything."

"When you understand everything, you are submissive again. This is love."

"The year I died, I sent someone to snatch her back. She was twenty young and magnificent. For love, she chose to be buried with me. Her and my tombs are in a row. We will always protect each other. Forget the turmoil of war and return to peace and beauty..."

Speaking of this, King Lu Shang asked Xu Ming affectionately, "Do you understand love?"

Xu Ming thought about it, he didn't even have a partner in his whole life, so he knew what love is.

Xu Ming said, "I don't understand."

King Lu Shang sighed, "You are very lucky, you have never experienced love, you are a clean person."

When Xu Ming heard this, he was a little puzzled and said, "Then what's the relationship with the iron face?"

"Are you born with an iron face?" King Lu Shang said, "He is my capable subordinate, and also the one who brought me to this point. He took away my dream of longevity, took away my golden jade clothes, and dragged me to this tomb. Watching his coffin at the door is a great shame!"

Xu Ming said, "Then why don't you kill Tie Miansheng? Based on my investigation of your condition, you can obviously climb out of the coffin by yourself now. If you can't, I can help you out! Let's join hands Get rid of Tie Mian Sheng and help you regain your old love."

King Lu Shang said, "You don't understand, we are not tough opponents, and there are strict levels of grading among zombies, purple zombie, white zombie, green zombie, hairy zombie, flying zombie, wandering corpse, lying corpse, No bone, you are the lowest level of purple zombies, I am just white zombies, hairy stiffs with iron faces, do you understand hairy stiffs? Copper skin and iron bones, not afraid of water and fire, extremely fast, the real one can beat us both !"

Hearing what King Lu Shang said, Xu Ming couldn't help but open his eyes, there are so many ways inside the zombie!

Xu Ming said again, "According to your opinion, why didn't Tie Miansheng kill you at that time, but spared your life?"

"Because of Jiumei." King Lu Shang said, "Jiumei begged Tie Miansheng to spare my life, and she is willing to continue to accompany Tie Miansheng. Jiumei's fate is the rare fate of Yuehua, which can stabilize the feng shui of the tomb. My existence is all due to Jiumei, but what a pity that what I pursued all my life ended up like this, what a pity—”

After listening to King Lu Shang's words, Xu Ming had a clear understanding of King Lu Shang.

To put it bluntly, this King Lu Shang is a kind of love, love infatuation.

It's not easy to say, it's just a dog licking, wrong, licking the corpse, licking the dead, you are dead, and you still want to lick it. You can use your licking energy in other places, I'm afraid it's not a long time ago. I have already married your Jiumei Yangjian!
It's so useless now, still chattering here and there, which makes Xu Ming want to kill King Lu Shang.

If I kill King Lu Shang, will I achieve a leapfrog in strength, from purple zombie to white zombie?
At this time, a prompt appeared in the system.

"Yes! The answer is yes! As long as you can kill a purple zombie with your own hands, the blood of the general will be able to absorb the corpse energy in his body, and then you will become a white zombie!"

Xu Ming couldn't help but tremble in his heart, what the hell, it's really good!
The system prompts again.

"Please be quiet, the host. There is order among the zombies. A leapfrog challenge is an act of death. It is impossible for ten purple zombies like you to defeat one white zombie."

Xu Ming secretly said in his heart, nonsense, just now when he met King Lu Shang and killed his subordinates in one breath, he knew that he could not beat King Lu Shang, but Xu Ming was not in a hurry, anyway, Wu Laosan and the others would come here soon Fight, at that time, I can make a plan, use the iron-faced King Lu Shang as a trap to torture Wu Laosan and his tomb robbers, the two tigers fight, I am a fisherman, and I will benefit from fishing points and cultivation base promotion, why not do it !
Xu Ming had a perfect plan in his heart, but he also realized that it takes time to cultivate a relationship. Xu Ming said, "It's almost time, I'll go back to bed instead, Brother Lu, let's continue chatting at the party!"

While talking, Xu Ming wanted to leave, but at this moment, King Lu Shang said, "Wait, King Yan, can you pull away the coffin stone on my left, I can take a breath..."

"this?"

Xu Ming thought to himself, pull the corner of this sarcophagus away, what if you ran out and ate me?

People's hearts are separated by coffin boards, ghosts know what's on your mind!
Xu Mingdao, "Well, my strength is too weak, let's forget it, let's talk later."

Xu Ming swished away, and when he returned, the gate of the tomb was closed, and the underground palace was quiet again.

Xu Ming lay down in his coffin, and just closed his eyes, the next moment his consciousness appeared on Wu Tianzhen who was cursed by tattoos thousands of miles away.

Xu Ming's consciousness appeared on Wu Tianzhen's body, it was a very strange feeling, as if he was a camera, installed in Wu Tianzhen's eyes, Wu Tianzhen watched, thought, ate, and even felt , I can feel it intimately.

This is a very strange sense. Although it is not me, I can have the strange feeling of being able to feel with my real body, as if someone else is manipulating my body.

"Cough-cough-"

Wu Tianzhen coughed, and the third uncle next to him was frowning and kept smoking.

Soon the door was pushed open, and Wang Kaixuan rushed out exhausted and panting, he said, "Third Uncle, I took more than 20 excavators to the quicksand pile and dug the place tens of meters deep. I found it, but the main coffin was not there, there was a big hole under it, leading directly to the groundwater, I reckoned that the main coffin of the nobles of Yan Kingdom drifted away along the groundwater, and now I can’t find it.”

Hearing what Wang Kaixuan said, Xu Ming felt like he was running fast. If I ran slower, I would have been shot to death by more than 20 excavators on the spot.

Listening to Wang Kaixuan's words, Wu Laosan didn't answer, he just smoked the tobacco, as if the tobacco pot had a grudge against him.

A voice came from outside the door, "Third Uncle, can you let me see the little Third Master's tattoo?"

Wu Laosan raised his eyes, and a young man in a hooded jacket and black trousers walked outside the door. His skin was very pale, a pale color, and his cheeks were shaved, with only half of his face showing.

He is Wu Laosan's new recruit recently. He himself said that he is from Changbai Mountain, and his surname is Zhang. He didn't say anything else.

Wu Laosan said, "Come and see for yourself."

The young man walked in and took off Wu Tianzhen's shirt, revealing the tattoos of gods all over his back.

He looked at the tattoo with gleaming eyes, as if he had discovered something.

The third uncle saw his strange appearance, and asked curiously, "Bottle, what did you notice?"

Poker-Face said, "There are two pieces of news, one good news and one bad news, which one do you want third uncle to hear?"

The third uncle said, "Listen to the bad news first!"

Poker bottle said, "The bad news is that this cursed tattoo may not be able to get rid of, and its sequelae are unknown now."

Wang Kaixuan said, "Then, what about the good news?"

Pokerfing's fingers lightly brushed the Shenji tattoo on Wu Tianzhen's back, "Ju is an ancient divine beast. In terms of fierce name, it is stronger than Qilin, Zhonghu, Qinglong, and Suzaku. Most people who can get this kind of tattoo will be bestowed by someone." Some special powers, maybe they are invulnerable to water and fire, maybe they are not afraid of all kinds of poisons, or they are infinitely powerful and have auspicious eyes."

Wang Kaixuan heard this, "Really?"

Poker bottle said, "Really, I once saw with my own eyes a guy with tattoos of strange beasts, which is invulnerable to all poisons."

And hearing this, Xu Ming in the coffin yelled, what the hell DJ, have I become Wu Tianzhen's golden finger?
(End of this chapter)