Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 293 Don't Talk About Me, Most of the Time I'm Smart

Before summoning Uncle Jiu and Bao'er, Xu Ming checked the attributes of the character card one last time.

Name: character card
Category: Rare treasures, item consumption.

Attribute: Summons real characters, who inherit the perfect strength of the original characters at their peak.

Note [-]: The character card is a one-time consumable item, which cannot be recovered after use, nor can the real character become a character card again.

Note [-]: The character card is bound to the number of energy, and the host is permanently vassalized and never betrayed.

Note [-]: Character cards are uncertain treasures. The summoned characters may not obey the orders of the host honestly. The more advanced the character card, the more uncertain factors. Please be cautious with the host.

Affix: The right person should appear in the right age.

Xu Ming looked at the last three precautions of the character card, and had to say that the service capability of the Silver Mall was a world above that of the Bronze Mall, and he introduced these things clearly.

Xu Ming opened his left hand, and two character cards with strong light appeared between his fingers.

SSS, Zombie Daoist, Nine Uncles, Lin Zhengying.

SSR, under one person, sister Baoer.

Xu Ming played lightly with his fingers.

The two character cards rotated in Nuo Da's Hall of Eternal Life, and when they intersected and flickered, the light and shadow shone brightly on the entire Hall of Eternal Life. Gently swaying, like shining against the stars.

Outside the Hall of Eternal Life, Zhang Xiaozhuan and Wu Sansheng were chatting, but they suddenly saw the celestial light shining brightly.

Wu Sansheng was very excited, "The master is awake! Haha! I have to report to the master!"

Zhang Xiaozhuan grabbed Wu Sanxing, "What are you in a hurry for? My lord wakes up, can the lord not know what's going on outside? Do you think so many immortal species are reserved for watching the show? The experience of the immortal species The Lord will know all the things about you, do you need to repeat them?"

Wu Sanxing said, "Then shall I go or not?"

"Don't go now." Zhang Xiaozhuan said with great experience, "Every immortal person, or someone with great ability, will more or less get up. When they just wake up, they are the most awake and comfortable time. Whoever interrupts their beautiful moment will be beaten, please don’t go there, I believe the Lord will call us after the Lord wakes up for a while.”

Wu Sansheng nodded, thinking about it, what Zhang Sanye said was not unreasonable.

It has to be said that in terms of serving people and currying favor with others, Zhang Xiaozhun can surpass himself by eight blocks, and Zhang Xiaozhuan really deserves to be the existence who climbed up to Zuogong in the late Qing Dynasty and became a quasi-second-rank Dayuan.

In the Palace of Eternal Life, Xu Ming leaned on his wrist and looked down quietly.

After the white holy light dissipated, a Daoist Hu Daoist dressed in an apricot zodiac robe, carrying a mahogany sword, and a compass with five emperors' coins on his waist, with his brows erect and his pupils tight, stared at his hand, seemingly unbelievable I actually resurrected myself.

Beside the Taoist priest, a long-haired girl wearing Nike sneakers and wearing blue and white casual clothes, looked around with a decadent look, and murmured, "He's alive again!" .”

The long-haired girl looked up, and her decadent and rotten eyes were like dead seas rekindling instantly, burning with terrifying flames. She stared at the general's huge body, mighty armor, huge throne, and the girl's cheeks were stained with blood. There was a layer of crimson, "What a big melon, how big a hole would it take to bury this idiot!"

Xu Ming opened his mouth, wanting to speak, but was interrupted by this idiot.

How to take this!

Now the atmosphere in the Hall of Eternal Life is very weird, as if Tang Seng is sitting in the main seat, the next one is Mr. Clown, an enthusiastic citizen of Gotham, and the other is Thanos, the savior of the universe.

The three were obviously not in the same system, and they were forcibly pulled together. At this time, it is difficult to describe the mystery in words.

If you don't know what to say, don't talk at all.

Xu Ming remained silent, quietly looking at the two guys in front of him.

Bao'er's words quickly caught Uncle Jiu's attention. Lin Zhengying raised his head to look at Xu Ming, his eyes fell on Xu Ming's towering horns, where his heart was like an abyss, and his eyes were restrained. Uncle Jiu took a few steps back, "Zombie The originator, the legendary general of the zombie king!"

Uncle Jiu's shocking words caught Bao'er's attention, and Bao'er scratched his head, "This is the zombie king and general who the old master once mentioned, who has disappeared in the long river of history? This idiot looks really ordinary, haha Zombies are different, this size, this strength, I feel he can kill me easily——oooh!"

Uncle Jiu covered Bao'er's mouth, "Gua Wazi, don't talk about it anymore, if you continue talking, it will really kill us both."

"Friend Daoist Lin, don't be so nervous."

Xu Ming's voice came from all directions, "I have no ill intentions towards you."

Lin Zhengying was slightly taken aback, and the faster Bao'er exerted all his strength, and Lin Zhengying flew upside down. Fortunately, Uncle Jiu was agile, flipped a few somersaults in mid-air, and landed gracefully on the ground.

Lin Zhengying looked at the girl in front of her in surprise, she had so much strength.

But Bao'er just said, "Don't talk about me, most of the time I am witty. I have already seen that the general will not kill us, and he will kill us after saving us. Do something for him."

Lin Zhengying hesitated, "Help him with something? He is a general, a zombie, I..."

Bao'er looked at Uncle Jiu, "What are you? Do you think that zombies are inferior to others? In my opinion, it doesn't matter if you are a human or a zombie, as long as you pay me wages, don't communicate with my previous ones. I can accept wage arrears everywhere."

Lin Zhengying said, "No, little friend, I think you have misunderstood. I have never felt that zombies are inferior to others. In my eyes, whether zombies or humans, they are all the same. Human hearts are sinister, ghosts are ferocious, and nothing in the world is better than With a kind heart and an evil heart, he lived a life of poverty, and was revived by the power of the Zombie King tonight. Although he is grateful to the Zombie King, he must abide by his own rules and never do anything deviant."

Lin Zhengying's jargon was said to Bao'er on the surface, but it was actually said to Xu Ming.

Xu Ming is not too cold, because Xu Ming has passed the stage of dark accumulation, and now both Bai Yujing and Xu Ming have turned into normal operations. There is no need for Lin Zhengying to do it for a cruel and black master like Wu Sansheng and Zhang Xiaozhuan.

Xu Mingdao, "Fellow Lin Zhengying, I am the general of the Zombie King. He is of noble birth and ancient blood. He is definitely not a simple thing like a vampire zombie flying corpse, and he will not let the two of you do something ungrateful, deviant, and destroy humanity. "

Lin Zhengying felt relieved, saying this, the Zombie King seems to be pretty good.

Bao'er said, "Then what do you want us to do!"

Xu Ming thought for a while and said, "Send the express delivery."

Hearing this, Bao'er was very excited, "Express delivery, I am very good at this. I was a temporary worker for the express company Everywhere very early on. I have been doing this for many years, and I have survived several times in my working life." boss……"

"Ahem!" Lin Zhengying coughed, interrupting Baoer's words.

Sister Bao'er scratched her head, "It's easy to say, those I survived to death were ordinary people, you are such a big man, it may be very difficult to survive."

Lin Zhengying coughed even worse, "Ahem!"

The devil's cheeks were as cold as ice. At this moment Xu Ming didn't know whether to call her honest or a melon.

Forget it, what is the comparison between my dignified general and a melon skin!

Xu Mingdao, "I brought the two of you back to life, and I have no other ideas. I just want to set up a courier company to deliver food to various places. I have already thought of the name of the company, and it will be called Huangquan Express."

Bao'er said, "Huang, Quan Express, it sounds so frustrating, it feels like sending someone to the end."

end?Xu Ming is going to die.

Set up a Huangquan Express, and in the future, it will specialize in Bai Yujing's white gloves to eliminate all evil immortals and immortal species in Yangjian.

Lin Zhengying said, "His Royal Highness Zombie King, what year is it now, I have never delivered a courier, I don't know how it works, do you have any arrangements for this?"

Bao'er also hurriedly said, "Yes, general, you said you want me to deliver the courier, but you have to find me a driver. Zhang Chulan drove me before, and Zhang Chulan is still alive. You have to find me a driver." A place where you can eat, you can take a car, and it’s better to pack snacks..."

Xu Ming interrupted Bao'er, and said to the outside, "Wu Sansheng! Zhang Xiaozhui! Enter the palace!"

The two people who had been waiting outside the door for a long time hurried into the hall.

Inside the Hall of Eternal Life, the third uncle and the third master looked at Lin Zhengying and Bao'er.

Bao'er and Lin Zhengying looked at Third Uncle and Third Master.

After the four people looked at each other, Zhang Xiaozhuan reacted quickly, "My lord, what are your orders?"

Xu Ming pointed to Lin Zhengying and Bao'er, "These two are new members of Bai Yujing, and their positions are Bai Yujing's middle management. They are only under the three of you. They have just woken up and are not very clear about the current world. If you don't know any reliable mortal forces, arrange the two of them out."

Zhang Xiaozhuan and Wu Sansheng examined Bao'er and Lin Zhengying again.

Bai Yujing's new member?Where did the master come from?

But the two old foxes are very smart, they know what to ask, and they don't ask what they shouldn't. They will never break the casserole like Hu Bayi and ask the end.

Judging from the positions given to these two middle-level managers at the beginning of the master, the achievements of these two in the future are at least at the level of executives, that is, Zhang Xiaozhu's position before he was promoted to a giant. sequence.

If the opportunity is good, you can even fight for the giant position.

These two people must be treated as their own.

Zhang Xiaozhuan said, "Uncle San, can Nine Gates arrange it?"

Wu Sanxing said with a bitter face, "Jiumen, don't mention it, since I left Jiumen, Wu Erbai has been away from Jiumen all day, Wu Xie betrayed Jiumen, the whole Jiumen is no longer a place where I have the final say, go That's no different from going into a fire pit, why don't you arrange to go to Xu Ling's fishing party."

Zhang Xiaozhuan shook his head straight, "That's not okay. The swineherd at the fishing club is not dead yet. The swineherd is now alive and kicking around doing things, and the Great Sleeping Buddha Temple is behind the knife. These two go to the fishing club to really fall into the fire pit."

Where are we going? ,

Bao'er looked at the two of them and read a sentence, "You two old men, if I had a choice, I would like to be a regular worker, that is, the iron rice bowl, the kind with a staff, so that the backing is strong, and if something goes wrong, there will be someone behind Help me withstand the falling sky."

Zhang Xiaozhuo said with a tiger face, "Do I look very old?"

Wu Sansheng was also very displeased, "I'm only in my 30s now..."

"Shouldn't you be ashamed!" Bao'er said, "One is over 100 years old and the other is almost 70 years old. They also say they are not old. They just rely on qigong to achieve eternal youth and re-activate the vitality of the cells. It is not true. Very small, two hypocritical guys, even less reliable than Zhang Chulan."

Bao'er's words made the two of them look embarrassed, and at the same time they also understood that this chick can directly see your real age through the disguise.

Zhang Xiaozhu patted the corner of his clothes, turned around and said, "My lord, why not arrange the two of them to the Public Security Department!"

Xu Ming opened his eyes wide, "Public Security Department? Aren't you sending the two of them to the fire pit?"

"This is indeed a fire pit." Zhang Xiaozhu rubbed his hands and analyzed, "But there is a saying that the most dangerous place is the safest place. Is it dark under the lights! It's relatively safe for them to go there!"

Wu Sanxing also said, "My lord, I think it is a proper arrangement to arrange to enter the Public Security Bureau. Among other things, we have Shi Qiang in Bai Yujing. Shi Qiang is still in Bai Yujing. Although he is mediocre, he is very stable. Reliable, he is a master with shallow knowledge and strong execution ability. We can hand these two to Shi Qiang now, and let Shi Qiang bring him into the Public Security Department. The Western World encircled and suppressed the three districts. Although General Tiger appears to be strong, but after a long time, the tiger will take a nap again. Once the Public Security Bureau is instigated, our situation will be unfavorable. We must support General Tiger, not to say that he will completely lean towards us. , at least don’t let us suffer from the enemy.”

Wu Sansheng's words gave Xu Ming a lot of room for imagination.

It was dark under the lamp.

The most dangerous is the safest.

While breaking into the Public Security Bureau, it can also deal with forces such as the Western God Sect and the Onmyoji in the [-]th District.

This possibility is really great.

Lin Zhengying said, "Both of you, does this Public Security Department have a lot to do with Xuanmen?"

Zhang Xiaozhui said, "It's related, but it doesn't matter much. The Public Security Bureau is the only government-level organization in this world, and it can control Taoism."

Lin Zhengying said, "That's it, that's okay, I don't like dealing with people from the Taoist sect very much, and I have a slight phobia of fellowship in the Taoist sect."

Zhang Xiaozhu laughed and said, "Don't worry, Xuanmen has nothing to do with you!"

Lin Zhengying still wanted to talk, but Bao'er interrupted, "Does the Public Security Bureau you two talk about manage food? How many dishes are there for rice? Is there any roast duck?"

Wu Sansheng smiled and said, "It's not just food, clothing, food, housing, and transportation! I also pay you pension insurance, five social insurances and eight gold, and meals are free. Let alone roast duck, it's no problem to roast a whole cow every day!"

Bao'er hugged Lin Zhengying's shoulders excitedly, "We're going to the Public Security Department! Go now, hurry up to go through the entry procedures, issue uniforms, and arrange meals! I want to eat a cow!"

"Hahaha! The little girl has a big appetite! Can you really eat a cow?"

"Really, if I can eat it, how about you paying me three thousand roasted whole cows!"

"Okay! I admire you, little girl! By the way, let me introduce you, this is Wu Sansheng..."

Xu Ming looked at the four people who were full of laughter, and silently mourned for Zhang Xiaozhuan in his heart. This Bao'er can really eat a cow, you should prepare three thousand roasted whole cows earlier, and don't cry for help when the time comes .

(End of this chapter)