Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 284 About the whole society being dreamed by grandpa
Tomeng, there is nothing wrong with this matter.

Day thinking, night dreaming.

But Newton said that once any accidental factors gather a terrible amount, they will form a qualitative change!
It is not news for a person to have a dream.

It is not news that a hundred people entrusted their dreams.

But what if tens of thousands of people are entrusted with a dream together, and these tens of thousands of people are the top elites of society, and each of them is the kind who has a great voice, and the kind of guy who usually publishes the newspaper when he is upset about trivial matters.

Woke up from the dream the next day, and the news of the dream spread throughout society in an instant.

The whole society is terrified.

"Grandmaster."

"Is it reliable to say that the dream is true? Is the soul of the grandfather who PUAed me all night last night really my grandfather?"

"Even if it's a dream, but my grandfather has passed away for more than 20 years, why is it only now?"

"I was PUAed by my grandfather all night, and now I am trembling when I walk. Master, please show me the way!"

If the speaker is seen by the media, he might exclaim, this is not the boss of the famous Shenzhou Group, who is known as the legend of contemporary business. The godfather of business with clean underwear on the big guys on the street, the grandfather of the flicker world, the tiger of the NASDAQ, the mudslide in the coffee world, the nuclear-powered American leek harvester, the contemporary gold medal story king-Lu Shihao.

In front of Lu Shihao was a highly respected old monk with a white beard. The old monk held a Buddhist bead and said in a warm voice, "Blesser Lu, Buddhism emphasizes inner tranquility and the present moment, and you should cherish the human body. You must understand it from the heart and from the outside. All the Buddhas, World Honored Ones, have come out of the human world! Do you understand?"

Lu Shihao listened to the master's words, thoughtful, "The master means that it is better to believe what is there than not to believe what is not."

The old monk folded his hands together, "Amitabha, you are so good."

Hearing this, Lu Shihao got up and said, "Thank you, master, for your enlightenment. I have enlightened. I will go to worship the ancestors now."

Seeing that Lu Shihao turned to leave, the old monk said again, "Benefactor Lu, remember, only by exchanging sincerity for filial piety can the two hearts be complete. Remember not to engage in favoritism, cheat the ancestors, let alone tell stories to the ancestors."

Hearing this, Lu Shihao smiled, "Master, don't worry, outsiders say that I am a story king, but my storytelling is limited to those guys in Hua'er Street who love to listen to stories. For my own people, I don't tell stories." , let alone offering sacrifices to the ancestors, I will definitely not tell stories to my own grandfather!"

The old monk put his hands together, "Benefactor Lu, walk slowly."

Lu Shihao calmly left the temple. In the Daxiong Palace, the little novice said curiously, "Master, you don't seem to be in a good condition today! Usually, you chat with Master Lu for hours..."

The old monk rubbed his temples and said, "After I fell asleep last night, I dreamed of my master. I was hanged and beaten by my master PUA all night, and we chatted for seven or eight hours. My master learned from the Diamond Sutra to compassion. Curse, I have been hammered in all directions for a whole night, the old monk is very depressed now, let alone a few hours of chatting, I don't want to say a word, if it is not because the benefactor Lu is an acquaintance, I will not pick up the guests today. "

The little novice asked in surprise, "Patriarch? Hasn't the Patriarch been sitting for more than 50 years? Could it be that some expert is doing something?"

The old monk said, "Yes! It's been more than 50 years! But that's really my master. He knows me very well. He manipulated the old monk to death. He said he didn't want to satisfy him, so he came to me every night. Forget it. Distribute wealth and eliminate disasters, you go to benefactor Liu and buy a decent sacrifice, or my master will come to me tonight."

The little novice said, "Master, Mr. Liu's offerings are not cheap!"

The old monk said, "Isn't it cheap? Then go sell the mansion in the center of the city."

The little novice hurriedly said, "Master, that is the real estate of our temple! We spent a lot of money on it! You promised me..."

"I said it's sold!" The old monk's eyes were cold, "Don't you understand? Because of the dilapidated real estate, how many people are now pointing at the old monk behind his back and yelling, saying that the Emperor Wudi in history should appear! You understand I don’t know what it means to make a fortune in silence! If you use the old monk’s name to go out to engage in real estate, you are roasting the old monk on the fire! Remember, in any era, monks should not get involved in land annexation, understand? "

The little novice knelt on the ground, trembling, "Yes, it's Master, I sold the land right away, and someone sent a message saying that this matter has nothing to do with us..."

"get out!"

The old monk waved, "The old monk wants to rest for a while, and no one will be seen."

"Yes!"

The little novice left in fear.

When the whole society was in a hurry to burn sacrifices to the ancestors, the Abnormal Human Research Center was very entangled.

Because this time, it was the big boss of the fishing club who passed on the dream on a large scale.

The content of the dreams received by ordinary people from fishing club bosses is nothing more than burn the sacrifices quickly, kowtow more when there is nothing to do, and don't set a table for Laozi's village entrance.

For regular members of the Fishing Club, this large-scale dream transmission announced one thing.

Earlier, Chairman Zhao said that he would lead everyone to search for immortals collectively. This time, passing the dream marks that the search for immortals has been successful!
If it doesn't work, it's too cold, and if it's too cold, don't mention this kind of dream of jumping feet in a dream.

It is hard to imagine the impact of this news on the Fishing Club, the Old Beipai, Lao Jiumen, Lao Chao Feng and other mortal organizations.

Especially for those in the fishing club who were originally invited by Zhao Pingchuan, but did not go for an excuse, it is a kind of cruel PUA deep in the soul.

Think about it, once there was an opportunity to become a fairy in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until everyone else became a fairy.

Seeing other people make money is more painful than losing it yourself, and watching others become immortals is more painful than dying yourself, so many people from the fishing club went to the Abnormal Human Research Center for treatment that night.

While receiving treatment, the Fishing Club also had a big problem on the surface, that is - the next chairman.

The swineherd president is a vegetable.

Chairman Zhao succeeded in seeking immortality, and he didn't even bother to pass on the dream. Obviously, if he succeeded in running away, he would not come back.

So who is the next president?

Someone said, doesn't President Zhao have a female apprentice?You can invite her to be the president.

Just when everyone was planning to recommend Xu Ling as the new president, news came from the ICU that the vegetative swineherd had come back to life, and immediately became a Buddhist monk after being alive, and announced that he was still the president of the fishing club.

This puts the fishing society at a disadvantage.

Pigherd revived?Are you still a monk?
Although many people know that the swineherd was a monk before his death, but entering the fishing club means saying goodbye to the past, why return to the past?Then, do you recognize Swineherd as the president again?
Do not!Xu Ling from the Abnormal Human Research Center published an official document that the current president of the fishing club is still Zhao Pingchuan, president Zhao. Before the return of president Zhao, the swineherd is only the vice president and has no right to direct the fishing club.

There are many big bosses who are loyal swineherds in the fishing club who are displeased. The swineherd is the old president, and Zhao is the vice president. Why do you Xu Ling say that Zhao Pingchuan is the current president?

But more people favor Zhao Pingchuan. The first Zhao Pingchuan is elected by everyone. Everyone kowtows and recognizes the third-generation president of the Eight Classics. Moreover, the ability of President Zhao is obvious to all. The search for immortals was successful!Although President Zhao may not come back now, it has nothing to do with the second-generation president, the swineherd. The fishing club has to move forward, and the fourth-generation president should be elected, and it should be Xu Ling's generation. , rather than going back.

For a while, there were many discussions in the fishing meeting.

"Well, there must be something tricky behind the pigherd's resurrection! If there is no such thing as a god-slaying shot by the immortal, I, King Lu Shang, will twist my head and serve you wine!"

In the tomb with three rooms and two halls in the depths of the Abnormal Human Research Institute, the one-horned zombie king Lu Shang, who was more than ten feet tall, was furious, and his yin energy was extinguished under his helmet, making no secret of his dislike and hatred for the swineherd.

Opposite King Lu Shang, Tie Miansheng was sitting on the sofa combing his long hair, "What can I do if I am tricky? I am also a master of immortality if I am tricky, and we will definitely not be able to deal with it! I have to ask the Lord, the Lord is now They are retreating to recuperate again, and we can't do anything to the forces behind the swineherd."

The bone-skeleton King Dian, who was watching TV on one side, said while watching TV, "If you think about what to do so much, it will be over if you mess it up. The fishing club will do whatever it wants, and we don't care!"

Sternly said, "It's bad, it's bad, why do you have the same temperament as Haihunhou! Don't you worry that we will be marginalized by Bai Yujing in the future?"

"Speaking of marginalization." King Lu Shang said worriedly, "This time, we were really too self-assertive. We came out privately to catch the snake god. Now the snake god has not been caught, and we have missed Baiyujing's expansion of the territory. In the crucial battle, when we go to the Baiyujing base from now on, we are not hard-nosed at all. Compared with Qingtu, Wu Laosan, and Zhang Xiaozhu, who are fighting in the country, we are instantly lowered by a level, just like this time, the three There is no place for us if the giants are divided, and the three of us have been marginalized by Bai Yujing!"

Dian Wang said: "So what if it's a lower level? And I don't call it bad, I call it quitting! I am very aware of my ability. I have no ambitions, and I don't have any ambitions The ability is also limited, just like the two of you, the three of us have actually reached this level, if we continue to work hard, we will be very painful, if we don’t have the ability and want to sit in the position of a giant, it’s our own PUA, why don’t we abdicate as soon as possible and enter the pension At this stage, we can still enjoy the benefits of Bai Yujing, isn't it delicious?"

Tie Miansheng said, "Retirement is very good, but what kind of good is it in the underground? I want to go to the beach, I want to sunbathe, go surfing..."

"That's enough, you calm down, you look like surfing! It's the headlines! The master wants to keep a low profile now, aren't you looking for excitement?"

"But I really want to surf! Brother Lu..."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a young girl's voice came, "Open the door!"

Tie Miansheng flicked his tail, and the door opened.

Xu Ling walked in front in a white research coat, followed by a tall and thin young man in sunglasses with a handsome face.

The man took off his sunglasses and smiled all over his face, "King Lu Shang, military advisor, we meet again. Is this the King of Dian? His bones are really pretty!"

King Lu Shang, King Dian, and King Dian Qiqi looked at the young man and sat up together.

"I'll go! Wu Xie!"

"Wu Xie, you're back! Has Third Uncle come back yet?"

"Little Sanye, how is Bai Yujing! Is the Lord alright?"

Wu Xie walked in, and enthusiastically chatted with a skeleton, a zombie, and a snake demon, and briefly talked about the process of the sixth-order life body Feng Shiqi's battle. Hearing the three guys' eyes widened, their hearts Regret like a dog, so exciting, I didn't keep up!
Wu Xie said, "I came to the Abnormal Human Research Center this time to invite the three of you to perform a Bai Yujing mission with me."

Tie Miansheng excitedly said, "What mission?"

Wu Xie said, "Go to the thirteenth district, set fire to it, the bigger the fire, the better!"

Lu Shang said kingly, "Gonghuo, isn't this just causing trouble and sabotage? I'm good at this!"

Tie Miansheng said, "The thirteenth district, sunshine, beach, sushi fairy, wow! I want to go! Take me!"

"I'll go too!" King Dian got up, "Take me!"

Wu Xie looked at King Dian, "Senior King Dian, don't you want to show off?"

"Broken a hammer!" Dian Wang couldn't wait to say, "There is no way to be a rotten thing. Now I have the opportunity to travel at public expense, ah bah! To work for Bai Yujing, one must be aggressive, and Bai Yujing doesn't need a rotten waste! "

Wu Xie wondered how to persuade the three of them, but Wu Xie was surprised that the three of them were so active for a while.

Wu Xie simply said, "Okay, then let's get ready and set off."

Xu Ling said from behind, "Third young master, I'm going to upgrade Qingtu's fourth-generation entropy-based life metal. You should rest for a few days. You can go after I finish upgrading."

"Okay!" Wu Xie smiled, "Miss Linger, please."

Xu Ling walked out, and the three guys behind him talked one after another.

"Little Sanye, I heard that the Lord took a concubine? Is it true? Xu Ling was very angry when he found out!"

"Fake!" Wu Xie said, "Who did you hear that the Lord took concubines?"

"Listen to those fishing guys who tell their dreams. They say that there is a very beautiful princess who is madly pursuing the Lord and wants to be Bai Yujing's mistress..."

Wu Xie said with a disdainful smile, "Fart! Dogs don't believe in such things as love! Such a wise existence, the Lord, has long since lost the low-level substance of the hormone dopamine in his body, let alone becoming a concubine because of her beauty. That Wangyou The princess is wishful thinking, and I, Bai Yujing Baidi, want to do great things, how can I be addicted to female sex!"

PS: Ask for a double monthly ticket, three changes today, more than [-] words!

(End of this chapter)