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Chapter 448

Wu Yong ran to Xue Xiuzhu's house early in the morning.

Xue Xiuzhu has connections with publishing houses and distributors, so he doesn't have to queue up at the door of the bookstore like other book friends.

Wu Yong came here with breakfast, and after the two of them ate a few mouthfuls, someone brought over a dozen volumes of the first volume of "The Deer and Ding Tale".

While eating, the two picked up the book and read it.

The two of them originally planned to go further along the new martial arts novels of Meow Xingren.

Xue Xiuzhu, in particular, has even put it into practice, and the outline has already been written.

It's just that he didn't expect that the details of "The Eight Parts of the Dragon" are full of the talents of cats, which made him lose all energy and despair for a while.

I just feel that the new martial arts has reached its peak, and there is no way to advance!
If Xue Xiuzhu and Wu Yong's writing skills were changed, they would be able to stop writing "The Eight Parts of the Dragon".

If you go on to write down, if you can't surpass the previous work and bring forth the new, then the final ending will inevitably not be very good.

And the cats didn't mean to stop there, they just released "The Deer and Ding Tale" immediately after "Tianlong" came out, and regarded it as a seal!

It can be seen how confident the cats are.

Therefore, the two of them, as people who have a deep understanding of the new martial arts and think that this path has reached a dead end, can be said to have the strongest expectations for this new book.

They have to take a good look at how the cats are so clever that they squeeze oil out of stones! ! !
……

The whole day flies by quickly, and even if you read the 20 words word by word, it is only a little bit of effort.

Wu Yong put down the book, and looked at Xue Xiuzhu with some confusion in his eyes: "Old Xue, what do you think?"

Xue Xiuzhu patted the table and exclaimed, "It's amazing."

Wu Yong also said with a sigh of relief: "To think of such an angle to cut in is simply a subversion of martial arts!"

Xue Xiuzhu nodded in agreement and said: "I originally thought he would write a hero who stands out from the past, but I didn't expect to use such a 'villain' to break the game. This kind of courage to jump out of the chess game is really extraordinary."

In Xue Xiuzhu's opinion, the book "The Deer and Ding Tale" really subverts common sense!
Overthrowing too many habitual settings in the past, it is not too much to say that he jumped out of the chess game and set up a new family.

Wu Yongdao: "The Meow Star completely broke the new martial arts system he had established this time. It can be called breaking and then building!"

Xue Xiuzhu smiled wryly: "It feels like we old guys were slapped in the face by him, and now we are still a little dazed."

Before Xue Xiuzhu read this book, he was somewhat ashamed and angry.

After all, I wrote the outline before, and even though I tore it up, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart.

I always feel that the new works of Mew Stars probably cannot be surpassed.

Unexpectedly, people simply ignored the rules established by the previous dozen works, and directly turned the table!
What kind of courage is this?
"Where is this a slap?"

Wu Yong imitated Wei Xiaobao's tone and joked: "The cats are talented, even if they hit the face, they are ups and downs, fascinating and continuous!"

Xue Xiuzhu was amused by being teased: "You are being slapped and you are showing your experience?"

"I really got a little bit of experience from him."

Wu Yongdao: "The cats used all the conventional elements in reverse this time. Not only is it handy, but they also created a unique trick - ten slaps in the face!"

Xue Xiuzhu heard that there was something in Wu Yong's words, so he asked back: "Ten slaps in the face?"

Wu Yong was obviously a little excited, stood up and walked a few steps and said: "From the halo of the protagonist to the martial arts, from the gangsters to the heroes, from the sword and the horse to the master-student school, from the brotherly loyalty to the love between children, from personal grievances When it comes to national hatred and family hatred, the meow star lifts his wrist, covers the key points of the whole book, and slaps it down, making us ordinary people black, blue, red and swollen all over!"

After finishing speaking, he patted Xue Xiuzhu and urged: "Come on, you are good at computers, I have some ideas, I will borrow your hand to help me write one or two!"

Xue Xiuzhu knew that he was interested, so he led Wu Yong to the computer.

He also wanted to hear Wu Yong's opinion!

……

Wang Jin had already finished reading the novel when he was in the bookstore.

At this time, after eating with Huang Mao and returning home, he went straight into his room.

I turned on the computer as soon as I dropped my schoolbag!
As a loyal member of the "Miao Miao Book Club", he knew that with the release of "The Deer and Ding Tale", there would inevitably be an upsurge of discussions today.

He is very fond of "The Deer and Ding Tale"!

Because he faintly saw the shadows of himself and Huang Mao in Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi.

The innocent friendship that arose when I was a half-grown child.

Combat friendship established by advancing and retreating together.

The laughter and cursing one after another made Wang Jinze unconsciously think of every detail of how he got along with Huang Mao.

There is no great hero in this book, but it is full of cunning and life wisdom, and Wang Jin feels kind!
That's right!

Kindness from the heart!
He didn't know where this feeling came from, and he didn't know why "The Deer and Ding Tale" would give him such an experience.

Whenever I think deeply, I always feel that my high school Chinese level cannot explain the mystery in detail.

At this time, he is eager to find someone to confirm his feelings, and the Miaomiao Book Club is undoubtedly the most suitable place to do so!
Clicking on the book club interface, Wang Jinze found that many netizens had already asked the same questions as him.

Followed by a few discussions, but did not get any clear answer.

Just as Wang Jinze was bragging enthusiastically with others, suddenly a link file popped up.

Look carefully, it is a long review from Wu Yong!

As soon as this long comment appeared, it caused crazy reposts from book friends.

There are many masters in the book friend group, and Xue Xiuzhu and Wu Yong are undoubtedly the top among them.

Generally, Master Xue sends more book reviews. After all, he is a university professor and likes to study.

Wu Yong has a hot temper, and he mostly speaks in debates in the group, but rarely posts long articles.

This time, I don't know which nerve of Master Wu's new work touched Master Wu, so he personally sent a long article.

The title brings Wu Yongyi's usual cynical jokes: "Borrowing the best song of the world, "The Deer and Ding Tale", jokingly talking about the unique skills of cats - ten slaps in the face!!!"

Ten slaps to the face is obviously a homophonic stalk, corresponding to the martial arts masterpiece "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon".

Wang Jin clicked on the link curiously.

The opening chapter is Wu Yong's carefree writing style.

"I, Wu Yong, am a common man, whether I write books or speak, I can't make much sense.

But after reading the first volume of "The Deer and Ding Tale" by the cats this time, I really have something to say!
Originally, I always felt that I had been cultivating in the martial arts circle all my life, and I was somewhat self-reliant and famous for my talent.

I never thought about it, but this time, I was slapped all over the place by the cats, and my mouth and eyes were crooked!
However, although this slap was harsh, it also completely woke up a mediocre person like me! ! ! "

Although Wang Jinze didn't understand what Wu Yong's so-called "ten slaps" were, he vaguely felt that he should be able to find the answer he was looking for from here!
Since it is called "ten slaps", it is naturally not groundless.

He looked down, and saw Master Wu Yong's statement and analysis one by one!

In Wu Yong's analysis, the cat's first palm hit the protagonist's halo hard.

Wei Xiaobao's character is clearly putting the cart before the horse.

The more talented Chen Jialuo is, the more illiterate Xiaobao is, the more loyal Guo Jing is, the more hypocritical Xiaobao is, the more dedicated Yang Guo is, the more promiscuous Xiaobao is, the more heroic Linghu Chong is, the more selfish Xiaobao is, and the more virtuous Xiao Feng is. Xiaobao has no bones.

It seems that they are everywhere, but every time they save themselves from danger, they are bought with many lies, flattery, compromise and speculation.

In terms of the overall direction, the protagonists in the previous works of cats often dominate the fate, at least they must deal with fate to the end!
But every step of Wei Xiaobao's development is really passive.

He has only made one choice on his own initiative so far, and that was from Yangzhou to the capital at the beginning.

What happened next was involuntary.

Going to the palace to pretend to be Xiaoguizi was forced by Hai Dafu, and Kangxi coerced Oboi to be killed, and even joining the Tiandihui was carried away in a jujube bucket!
Other actions were either appointed by Kangxi or forced by the crisis.

But it's Wei Xiaobao's submissive, bully and aggressive character, who is aggressive and pushy, who is able to hold important positions no matter which power he is in!

This makes people can't help shouting, what happened to this world? !

Is it a system problem? !
That's right, the forehand slaps the protagonist on the face, and the backhand slashes the fairy-tale-like world that the meow star himself built!

Therefore, the name of this first palm is called "The Rogue is in power, the world is going downhill"!
In the second slap to the face, the bruised and swollen one is the master of all-purpose martial arts.

The "martial arts" Xiaobao is best at is the tricks that people in the world despise most-surreptitiously attacking, throwing lime, and pouring sweat medicine.

At the beginning, Mao Shiba understood it, and Xiaobao didn't care about it, the more he got used to it, the more he became familiar with it, he captured Oboi, rescued the master, tried and tested repeatedly, and was invincible!
With practical actions, it hints the position of the famous and decent in this book-minutiae, no status! ! !

Moreover, Wei Xiaobao himself did not possess the basic qualities of a martial artist, let alone his loyalty to his master.

Whether it is Hai Dafu, who is called the old turtle, or Chen Zongzhuo later, they can all be called his masters.

There are many top experts among these people, but it's a pity that Wei Xiaobao's ambition is not here, and the blind people are thrown to the blind by winking eyes.

Moreover, the description of the martial arts duel with a full sense of picture is a great trick in the martial arts novels of cats!
However, there are almost none in "The Deer and Ding Tale"!

There are Xiaobao's three-inch tongue and rascals.

Xiao Longnv fought against five masters with two swords at Zhongnan Mountain, Zhang Wuji fought against six sects at Guangmingding, Yuan Ziyi single-handedly won the heads of nine sects, Xiao Daxia's pair of fleshy palms shocked thousands of troops...

And Wei Xiaobao's slick tongue and snobbish eyes coaxed all over the inner courtyard of the palace, ministers of civil and military affairs, empress Zhongliang, righteous men of the rivers and lakes...

So this second slap is called "Reality is useless, flattery comes true"!
Immediately afterwards, the cat's third slap and fourth slap, the two moves complement each other!
The powerful Jianghu gangs are portrayed falling apart, and the heroes and heroes who used to roam the world are all betrayed.

The Tiandihui headed by Chen Jinnan has a solid foundation and a wide range of forces, including the Honghuahui, the Beggars' Gang, the Mingjiao and even the Five Sacred Sword Sect!

However, as soon as he appeared on the stage, there was a mess of internal fighting, and the method of electing a new incense master was extremely pedantic.

"It's useless to be called a hero if you don't know Chen Jinnan in your life" The big-character slogan seems to lift Chen Zongruo to the height of Huashan's five wonders, "North Qiaofeng, and South Murong". spirit.

As a result, Mr. Chen made very few appearances, which makes people sigh, "I worship you as my teacher, and it's useless to join your big gang!"

This is true for decency, but even more so for cults.

Although the good and evil sides are powerful, they have no chance to confront each other. Wei Xiaobao can deal with both sides with ease.

In short, the name of these two tricks is "Weak heroes, weak gangs, great achievements, only bad things."

The fifth slap and the sixth slap are a satire on Baosword Kuaima and the master-disciple sect, more like a false move.

The invulnerable soft armor, the fast horse, the sharp blade that cuts iron like mud, the invincible cheats (and the medicine to heal the wound and save life) are all common methods that cats like to cheat on the protagonist and the protagonist's beloved supporting role.

Of course, the protagonists usually use these equipments on the right path, saving lives, helping the wounded, robbing the rich and helping the poor, and enhancing their relationship with girls. One character is enough.

But for Wei Xiaobao, the guy whose experience value is always 0 must be fully equipped!
Therefore, the protagonist's halo has become the protagonist's stainless steel bucket, and it is very majestic when armed!

Another characteristic of the protagonists in the novels of Meow Stars is the pleasure of intimidating the enemy when they declare themselves.

Wei Xiaobao's family is not any martial arts gang, but "Eunuch Gui who captured and killed Obai"!
Coupled with Xiaobao's face, it's a bit funny. This name is enough to buy countless people who share the same hatred, help each other, share the same bed with different dreams, and share the heart of treasure.

These five or six slaps are two false moves, "Hold a treasure in your hand, and you will be famous all over the world." Slapping the face does not hurt, and the purpose is to elicit a second slap from time to time, "Practice and learning are useless, and flattery comes true."

The description of martial arts is the backbone of cat novels, and the emotional line is the soul!

But the emotions in "The Deer and Ding Tale" were slapped away by the seventh and eighth slaps.

Speaking of brotherhood, we have to mention the dead spot of "worship"!
Wei Xiaobao's sworn brotherhood in the book is driven by interests, without sincerity, and there is no burden to betray him.

As for women, although there are no eye-catching characters on the stage, the introduction clearly states that there are seven of them!
It can be seen that it is not a single-minded affectionate, and naturally it cannot be said to be attentive and touching.

In short, the title of the seventh and eighth slaps is "All hands and feet can be broken, but clothes cannot be thrown away".

As far as the clues are given now, Wei Xiaobao himself was not involved in any vendettas, and the national grievances are like a joke.

Anti-Qing and Fuming is just an introduction!
Wei Xiaobao also said in the book that the three massacres in Yangzhou on the tenth day of Jiading were repeated by people, and he himself did not feel any bereavement pain, let alone the distinction between Manchu and Han.

Therefore, he is not a master of righteousness at all.

It is extremely hard to get promoted and collect money to do things for the little emperor, and to scatter incense and ashes to capture Oboi wisely and help the little emperor right now. In the long run, he will win a lot of money. Enough to buy the hearts of the world.

Therefore, the ninth and tenth slaps of cats can be called "forget about the national feud, and don't worry about the deer and the tripod."

The slap in the face is really painful!
The whole world of martial arts has been turned upside down by the cat's slap!

However, cats are hateful and hateful, but they can be regarded as a sense of current affairs, and they understand what it means to be angry with others!
It will not let you see despair nakedly, so you have to give two candies for a few slaps.

No matter how limitless Wei Xiaobao is, he still understands the basics of human beings, good and evil, and genuine care, so he will save Xiaoxuanzi without hesitation, and will never drive the Heaven and Earth Society to extinction under coercion!
There will always be some truth revealed in the details, with a little compassion.

In this way, Wei Xiaobao has become a real person, a mediocre little hooligan who is closer to reality than any outstanding hero.

You have seen many protagonists like this, they are around you, in your daily life.

Looking closely at the opening chapter, Wei Xiaobao doesn't even have a definite parentage.

He can be anyone!
The chivalrous dream no longer exists, and this is the final fatal trick of "disillusionment of chivalry"!
This trick is not a face...

Just kill your heart! ! !
It is not the palm technique, but the most honest internal force.

Looking at the past novels of cats, the most popular reason is not only emotional description, but also character creation.

However, "The Deer and Ding Tale" is a masterpiece, and the characters who appear on the stage are not flattering officials, or bold and flamboyant men or arrogant and incompetent little boys, plus female characters with blank personalities!
There is almost no one who is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

There is no infatuated lover, no heroic knight, no confidante who understands righteousness, no enchanting and secretive old woman, no generous and steady eminent monk, no widow who lives in bitter resentment, no sinister and vicious villain, and no The unlucky one who has no hard to tell...

So far, Meow Star has published a total of [-] novels, depicting dozens of love stories and creating a century-old martial arts turmoil.

In the end, it ended with a lukewarm absurd drama, which really exceeded the expectations of too many people!

But it is also this nonchalant work that turned the table of martial arts!

After this book was published, I sighed that there is no "martial arts" in China anymore! ! !

I don't have the knowledge of brother Xue, and I am far inferior to the literary talent of the meow star. I was slapped ten times in the face, and I made a crooked poem with a few Hu Zou's tricks.

The rogue is in power, and the world is in decline.

Real talent is useless, flattery comes true.

Heroes are weak and gangs are weak.

Great achievements can only cause bad things.

Holding the treasure in your hand, it is famous all over the world.

Hands and feet can be broken, clothes can not be lost.

The national feud is forgotten, and Lu Ding need not worry.

The chivalrous love ends here, and the rivers and lakes stay in the dream! ! !
(End of this chapter)