The Three-Body Problem: The Most Competent Wallfacer of All Time
Chapter 247 Donkey Shit
Chapter 247 Donkey Shit
Through the car window, Shi Qiang often sees people carrying what looks like an umbrella, passing between tall buildings.
Jiang Yu explained: "The government will distribute this stuff to those who have a formal job.
"You can apply for one in the future, after all, you are still an active member of the Asian Fleet.
"The Department of Star Defense was later divided into two, and your Operations Department was later assigned to the Space Force sequence, so you are now a citizen of the Asian Fleet.
"But I guess with your figure, you have to apply for a '[-] big bar'... Eh? Is that the name of that big bike?"
Shi Qiang smiled and said: "Yes, it's a big bar, I remember my old man has one, it's not good for a baby.
"But what does a bicycle have to do with a propeller flying machine?"
Jiang Yu said: "You don't have to think too much about this thing, it's just a means of transportation, it's no different from bicycles and electric cars in our era.
"Nowadays, luxury sports cars are still popular in the wealthy circle."
"That's not bad!" Shi Qiang said with emotion: "At least in our time, we didn't need this kind of thing.
"And I heard that the government is allocating houses now!
"Fuck! I just paid off my mortgage before hibernating!"
Jiang Yu sighed, "Donkey shit is so smooth!
"I've been learning the details of Earth society for a while, and now families are fragmented without a new basic unit of society emerging.
"The government has lost control of the grassroots, the global economic system has already begun to form a new monopoly, and a cultural disaster is in sight.
"Modern people are proud of receiving government benefits and ashamed of working.
"Pride in unfettered freedom, ashamed in responsibility.
"You ask why everyone's life is still so good? It's just eating the dividends of technology. In theory, it has reached the ceiling. At most 30 years, all technologies will stagnate.
"I'm curious what will they eat then?"
Da Shi was taken aback: "There are so many problems hidden behind the glamor?"
"Da Shi, get ready, as an adult, be ready to take care of these children!" Jiang Yu suddenly smiled when he said this: "But before they catch them blind, we still have to enjoy life."
Jiang Yu pointed to the front: "Look, that's my property, buddy. Well, to be precise, it's the property of the forces I established. No matter when I go to eat, it's all free!"
Shi Qiang saw a busy hotel in front of him. Although he didn't know what luxury cars look like today, the cars parked in front of the hotel looked grand and beautiful.
And the hotel is even more magnificent, the big signboard is as high as five or six floors, there is a fountain and garden in front of the door, it looks magnificent.
Shi Qiang smiled and said, "Okay! Did you do well!"
"So-so, I was just forced to go out of the field by the current new generation, and now, like you, I started to live in retirement ahead of schedule."
However, Shi Qiang shook his head: "Based on what I know about you, you will definitely take revenge if you have a grudge. If you don't report it now, it's just that it's not the time yet."
Jiang Yu patted Shi Qiang on the shoulder with a smile, instead of continuing the topic, he said: "The biggest feature here is that it is the chef who cooks, not the robot.
“The dishes are also cut and fried right away, instead of being prepared long ago, put them in the microwave and serve them on the table as soon as they are heated.
"You may never imagine how high a chef's salary is now!"
The car stopped at the entrance of the hotel, and the two got out of the car together, and entered under the guidance of the robot waiter.
People dining in the hall all looked at Jiang Yu and Shi Qiang. This restaurant is notoriously expensive, and the half-year subsidy given by the government to ordinary people is not enough to pay for a meal here.
Generally, the people who come here to eat are the so-called high-end people, and they are very particular about their clothes.
But look at Shi Qiang, that outfit looks cheap at first glance.
And the one next to him was dressed a little strangely, it looked comfortable, but it wasn't high-end stuff either.
Jiang Yu's fancy clothes in the eyes of the people around him are actually just sportswear, but no one wears them anymore.
Then look at the entourage behind the two of them, all dressed better than them.
Many people have guessed that this should be the old hat who just woke up from hibernation.
Looking at the back, everyone's eyeballs are about to pop out!
Unexpectedly, these three people are not good-looking, but they have armed robots as guards, and they are not just one, but a team!
Many took out their laptops to take pictures and show off on social platforms.
After entering the private room, Jiang Yu said to Shi Qiang: "Did you feel everyone's eyes just now? What kind of people were they before, and what kind of people are they now!
"After eating artificial starch for a few days, I don't know my last name."
After the two were seated, the exclusive service robot in the private room first poured tea for the three of them, and Jiang Yu talked about what happened after Shi Qiang hibernated.
You Ze also listened very carefully. He had only read some materials about what happened in that mysterious era in the early years of the crisis, and this was the first time he heard the people involved talk about it.
When Jiang Yu mentioned that he had easily resolved the two wall-breaking attacks against him, You Ze was very excited. In the battle that took place in the early years of the crisis, Jiang Yu, the wall-facer, has always been invincible.
This is a topic that everyone talks about.
The food and wine were brought to the table one after another, and Jiang Yu and Shi Qiang followed this topic to discuss the meaning of the wall-facing plan and the wall-breaker.
Shi Qiang said: "The existence of the Wall Breaker is his greatest significance. Just like the existence of the Wallface Project is its greatest significance."
Jiang Yu smiled and said, "Da Shi, you are a philosopher!
"Most of these children don't understand the meaning of wall-breaking people, and one kid even told me that this is two children playing house.
"In fact, their thinking is too superficial. Before the Normandy landing, if a German soldier told the Allied Command about their landing plan, would the landing still happen?
"As modern people, we have the perspective of God and know that the Germans were empty shells at that time. At that time, did Eisenhower have such courage to continue this plan?
"There are no ifs in history, but it can be assumed that Eisenhower was prepared to sacrifice tens of thousands of innocent British civilians to attract the attention of the German army. Only he himself knew about this matter.
"However, this matter was also confessed by the German soldiers, and it was widely reported. Under such circumstances, who else would be willing to support this landing operation."
Shi Qiang glanced at Jiang Yu: "It seems that you have suffered a lot in this matter!"
Jiang Yu handed Shi Qiang a cigarette: "Hey, your eyes are still so poisonous!"
The two lit cigarettes, and Jiang Yu continued to talk. When talking about the Zero Plan, You Ze knew that Jiang Yu had started to arrange the plan several years before the implementation of the plan!
This is an exclusive revelation that is not found in textbooks and materials!
Moreover, this plan is of great significance. Guanghan City took the opportunity to obtain autonomy, and in the next two centuries, it extended the largest space force of mankind.
Now there are still people who call Jiang Yu a conspirator, who directed and acted in a big drama by himself.
But people in the solar system countries all praised Jiang Yu for his extraordinary strategy, and he is the main driving force behind human beings' achievements today!
After all, it was Jiang Yu's Project Zero back then, which pushed humans into space.
What happened 20 years after the crisis, Jiang Yu almost mentioned it in one word.
However, he spoke in detail about ETO's final counterattack and the heroic deeds of Bai Xiao and others.
In the end, Jiang Yu said: "Actually, ETO has a wrong policy. Their thinking should start from the self-destructive tendency of human beings.
"After all, the abilities that humans master are becoming more and more devastating, but their self-control has not improved.
"But they keep talking about 'human nature is evil' and 'species communism'. It's only natural that they can't develop members. After all, few people are willing to point their noses and call themselves villains!"
Shi Qiang said with a smile: "If you are the commander in chief of ETO, not only will this organization flourish, but the current rotating chairman of the PDC is probably yours!"
Because there was no ashtray, Jiang Yu pressed the cigarette butts on a plate: "If Kong Xiang is in power, he can do it too.
"Hey, that's the same sentence, there are no ifs in history."
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket.
(End of this chapter)
Through the car window, Shi Qiang often sees people carrying what looks like an umbrella, passing between tall buildings.
Jiang Yu explained: "The government will distribute this stuff to those who have a formal job.
"You can apply for one in the future, after all, you are still an active member of the Asian Fleet.
"The Department of Star Defense was later divided into two, and your Operations Department was later assigned to the Space Force sequence, so you are now a citizen of the Asian Fleet.
"But I guess with your figure, you have to apply for a '[-] big bar'... Eh? Is that the name of that big bike?"
Shi Qiang smiled and said: "Yes, it's a big bar, I remember my old man has one, it's not good for a baby.
"But what does a bicycle have to do with a propeller flying machine?"
Jiang Yu said: "You don't have to think too much about this thing, it's just a means of transportation, it's no different from bicycles and electric cars in our era.
"Nowadays, luxury sports cars are still popular in the wealthy circle."
"That's not bad!" Shi Qiang said with emotion: "At least in our time, we didn't need this kind of thing.
"And I heard that the government is allocating houses now!
"Fuck! I just paid off my mortgage before hibernating!"
Jiang Yu sighed, "Donkey shit is so smooth!
"I've been learning the details of Earth society for a while, and now families are fragmented without a new basic unit of society emerging.
"The government has lost control of the grassroots, the global economic system has already begun to form a new monopoly, and a cultural disaster is in sight.
"Modern people are proud of receiving government benefits and ashamed of working.
"Pride in unfettered freedom, ashamed in responsibility.
"You ask why everyone's life is still so good? It's just eating the dividends of technology. In theory, it has reached the ceiling. At most 30 years, all technologies will stagnate.
"I'm curious what will they eat then?"
Da Shi was taken aback: "There are so many problems hidden behind the glamor?"
"Da Shi, get ready, as an adult, be ready to take care of these children!" Jiang Yu suddenly smiled when he said this: "But before they catch them blind, we still have to enjoy life."
Jiang Yu pointed to the front: "Look, that's my property, buddy. Well, to be precise, it's the property of the forces I established. No matter when I go to eat, it's all free!"
Shi Qiang saw a busy hotel in front of him. Although he didn't know what luxury cars look like today, the cars parked in front of the hotel looked grand and beautiful.
And the hotel is even more magnificent, the big signboard is as high as five or six floors, there is a fountain and garden in front of the door, it looks magnificent.
Shi Qiang smiled and said, "Okay! Did you do well!"
"So-so, I was just forced to go out of the field by the current new generation, and now, like you, I started to live in retirement ahead of schedule."
However, Shi Qiang shook his head: "Based on what I know about you, you will definitely take revenge if you have a grudge. If you don't report it now, it's just that it's not the time yet."
Jiang Yu patted Shi Qiang on the shoulder with a smile, instead of continuing the topic, he said: "The biggest feature here is that it is the chef who cooks, not the robot.
“The dishes are also cut and fried right away, instead of being prepared long ago, put them in the microwave and serve them on the table as soon as they are heated.
"You may never imagine how high a chef's salary is now!"
The car stopped at the entrance of the hotel, and the two got out of the car together, and entered under the guidance of the robot waiter.
People dining in the hall all looked at Jiang Yu and Shi Qiang. This restaurant is notoriously expensive, and the half-year subsidy given by the government to ordinary people is not enough to pay for a meal here.
Generally, the people who come here to eat are the so-called high-end people, and they are very particular about their clothes.
But look at Shi Qiang, that outfit looks cheap at first glance.
And the one next to him was dressed a little strangely, it looked comfortable, but it wasn't high-end stuff either.
Jiang Yu's fancy clothes in the eyes of the people around him are actually just sportswear, but no one wears them anymore.
Then look at the entourage behind the two of them, all dressed better than them.
Many people have guessed that this should be the old hat who just woke up from hibernation.
Looking at the back, everyone's eyeballs are about to pop out!
Unexpectedly, these three people are not good-looking, but they have armed robots as guards, and they are not just one, but a team!
Many took out their laptops to take pictures and show off on social platforms.
After entering the private room, Jiang Yu said to Shi Qiang: "Did you feel everyone's eyes just now? What kind of people were they before, and what kind of people are they now!
"After eating artificial starch for a few days, I don't know my last name."
After the two were seated, the exclusive service robot in the private room first poured tea for the three of them, and Jiang Yu talked about what happened after Shi Qiang hibernated.
You Ze also listened very carefully. He had only read some materials about what happened in that mysterious era in the early years of the crisis, and this was the first time he heard the people involved talk about it.
When Jiang Yu mentioned that he had easily resolved the two wall-breaking attacks against him, You Ze was very excited. In the battle that took place in the early years of the crisis, Jiang Yu, the wall-facer, has always been invincible.
This is a topic that everyone talks about.
The food and wine were brought to the table one after another, and Jiang Yu and Shi Qiang followed this topic to discuss the meaning of the wall-facing plan and the wall-breaker.
Shi Qiang said: "The existence of the Wall Breaker is his greatest significance. Just like the existence of the Wallface Project is its greatest significance."
Jiang Yu smiled and said, "Da Shi, you are a philosopher!
"Most of these children don't understand the meaning of wall-breaking people, and one kid even told me that this is two children playing house.
"In fact, their thinking is too superficial. Before the Normandy landing, if a German soldier told the Allied Command about their landing plan, would the landing still happen?
"As modern people, we have the perspective of God and know that the Germans were empty shells at that time. At that time, did Eisenhower have such courage to continue this plan?
"There are no ifs in history, but it can be assumed that Eisenhower was prepared to sacrifice tens of thousands of innocent British civilians to attract the attention of the German army. Only he himself knew about this matter.
"However, this matter was also confessed by the German soldiers, and it was widely reported. Under such circumstances, who else would be willing to support this landing operation."
Shi Qiang glanced at Jiang Yu: "It seems that you have suffered a lot in this matter!"
Jiang Yu handed Shi Qiang a cigarette: "Hey, your eyes are still so poisonous!"
The two lit cigarettes, and Jiang Yu continued to talk. When talking about the Zero Plan, You Ze knew that Jiang Yu had started to arrange the plan several years before the implementation of the plan!
This is an exclusive revelation that is not found in textbooks and materials!
Moreover, this plan is of great significance. Guanghan City took the opportunity to obtain autonomy, and in the next two centuries, it extended the largest space force of mankind.
Now there are still people who call Jiang Yu a conspirator, who directed and acted in a big drama by himself.
But people in the solar system countries all praised Jiang Yu for his extraordinary strategy, and he is the main driving force behind human beings' achievements today!
After all, it was Jiang Yu's Project Zero back then, which pushed humans into space.
What happened 20 years after the crisis, Jiang Yu almost mentioned it in one word.
However, he spoke in detail about ETO's final counterattack and the heroic deeds of Bai Xiao and others.
In the end, Jiang Yu said: "Actually, ETO has a wrong policy. Their thinking should start from the self-destructive tendency of human beings.
"After all, the abilities that humans master are becoming more and more devastating, but their self-control has not improved.
"But they keep talking about 'human nature is evil' and 'species communism'. It's only natural that they can't develop members. After all, few people are willing to point their noses and call themselves villains!"
Shi Qiang said with a smile: "If you are the commander in chief of ETO, not only will this organization flourish, but the current rotating chairman of the PDC is probably yours!"
Because there was no ashtray, Jiang Yu pressed the cigarette butts on a plate: "If Kong Xiang is in power, he can do it too.
"Hey, that's the same sentence, there are no ifs in history."
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket.
(End of this chapter)
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