If reality is gamified

Chapter 43 [Buttock Blasting]

"???"

Chen Yilang almost laughed out loud.

Dare to love this brat, he didn't even understand what the adults were talking about at the dinner table just now...

"What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at!?"

Seeing Chen Lang's grinning appearance, the little cousin was completely furious.

He retreated a few steps, and after finding the distance in the room, he came directly to a wave of run-up.

Then he flew up and kicked Chen Yilang's body.

However, how much strength can a six or seven-year-old kid have?
This kick fell on Chen Yilang's body, and it was completely painless.

But this kick caused Chen Yilang's body to sway violently, almost throwing his phone away.

Chen Yilang couldn't bear his temper.

He grabbed the **** cub's clothes and pinned him on the bed with his backhand.

"Didn't your mother tell you that if a child is not good, he will be beaten?"

Then,

A loud slap landed on his ass.

Snapped!
Transparent and loud.

It can be said to be extraordinarily comfortable.

"Ow!"

The little cousin put on a pain mask instantly.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Hip Blast] to cause a lot of real damage to [lv6 fur monster]! 】

[Get ① Gold Coin + 453 ② Experience + 125! 】

……

Despite the burning pain on his buttocks, the little cousin still yelled unrelentingly:

"You dare to hit me!"

"I'll ask my dad to deduct your salary for a year!"

"No, deduct ten years!"

"I will deduct all the wages you will use to marry your wife in the future!"

"Oh, isn't it, isn't it? Are you so cruel, little brother? Don't you know how to feel sorry for your brother?" Chen Yilang said aggrievedly, and then slapped his little cousin's ass again.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Serial Hip Explosion], which caused a lot of real damage to [lv6 Furbolg]! 】

[Get ① Gold Coin + 466 ② Experience + 132! 】

……

"Woooo! Don't hit me, don't hit me, my cousin is wrong!"

The little cousin completely gave up his resistance and cried loudly.

"What are you doing?!"

At this time.

The relatives who were alarmed by the big movement in the room gathered around the room one after another.

Seeing Chen Yilang pressing her son on the bed, Yang Mei became furious:
"Chen Yilang!!"

"what are you doing!?"

Seeing Yang Mei appear.

The little cousin suddenly cried louder.

He jumped off the bed, ran to Yang Mei, and hugged her thigh tightly.

"Mummy!"

"Cousin, if he doesn't give me a mobile phone to play with, he still hits me!"

"You said, you said that Dad can deduct his salary!"

"I want to show him some color!"

"Deduct his salary for ten years!"

……

Chen Yilang noticed.

When Yang Mei appeared.

A new state appeared on the little cousin's head.

[[lv6 fur monster] has entered the state of [Saying Wild]! 】

[Saye: A bond effect between [Bear Monster] and [Bear Mama], this effect is obtained when the distance between the two is relatively close.In this state, [Furbolg]'s aggressiveness is greatly improved, its strength attribute is increased, and its agility attribute is increased. 】

[Remarks: When [Bear Monster] is far away from [Bear Mama], this state will be automatically released and the bond effect will disappear. 】

"..." Chen Yilang was speechless.

Wonderful!

It's amazing to have your mother backing you up, isn't it?

Yes, it's really amazing.

At least when Yang Mei appeared, the little cousin instantly became stiff.

There is no trace of submissiveness when being pressed on the bed and spanking.

But when she heard her little cousin say that she would "deduct wages", Yang Mei showed a hint of embarrassment on her face.

This was a joke she secretly made in private before, but she didn't expect her silly son to really take it seriously.

What a hell of a salary deduction, other people Chen Yilang has 666, he has a lot of good schools to choose from, how could he still work in their factory?

So Yang Mei simply ignored her little cousin's words, but changed the topic:
"Chen Yilang!"

"I didn't tell you."

"Aren't you ashamed to bully your cousin like this when you're such a big man?"

"Auntie, I suggest you find out the situation first." Chen Yilang said, "He was disobedient and kept grabbing my mobile phone, and then kicked me first."

"I didn't!" The little cousin said loudly, "I didn't do anything, but my cousin bullied me!"

【Boom! 】

[[lv6 Furbolg] activated the skill [Troubleshooting], which caused damage to you! 】

【HP-78】

……

day!
Chen Yilang was a little dumbfounded.

This brat looks small, but he didn't expect the damage to be so high?
Chen Yilang only felt a dull pain in his forehead, and his health had dropped by nearly 10% visibly.

Fortunately, he is now lv6.

If he was still at lv1, then the length of his health bar would not be able to withstand the two attacks of the [lv6 furbolg].

"Manly man, one person does things and one person is responsible. You don't even have the courage to admit your mistakes. What kind of brother? People can't do it. What's the use of taking the 666 exam? When you go out to the society, who will recognize you? SAT score?"

Yang Mei blamed endlessly.

【Boom! 】

[[lv5 bear mother] launched a [poisonous tongue attack], causing a lot of damage to you! 】

【HP-56】

……

Another wave of attacks made Chen Yilang's liver ache.

Looking at the information bar, my blood bar has been cut off by a large amount...

Wonderful!

Once the mother and child are of the same heart, they can break the gold together!
Chen Yilang even wanted to applaud these two monsters.

This mixed doubles technique is really skillful.

Chen Yilang couldn't talk to these two guys for a while.

This [lv6 bear monster] lied and didn't even write a draft. Anyway, [bear mother] will always trust her cub unconditionally.

resignedly.

Chen Yilang could only silently look at Liu Shiya who had been standing by the side and witnessed the whole process,

After the brothers and sisters quickly checked their eyes, Liu Shiya immediately stood up and said in front of all relatives:
"The situation just now is actually like this."

"It was my cousin who moved Chen Yilang's hand first."

"Chen Yilang was playing a game with me just now. My cousin has been trying to snatch the phone, but he doesn't listen to what he says. There is really no other way. Chen Yilang can only use this method to stop him."

【Ding! 】

[You used [Foreign Aid Attack], which caused a lot of damage to the lv5 bear mother! 】

[Get gold coins +124, experience +86]

……

This time, Yang Mei was choked and speechless.

She didn't have a good impression of Chen Yilang, but she had to trust Yaya.

What's more, Liu Shiya has always been smart and obedient in the eyes of relatives, the kind of existence like someone else's daughter.

"What's going on with these three kids?"

"That's right, it's not easy for the big guys to get together for a meal, and it's so noisy."

"Children, whoever did something wrong, come out and apologize!"

Three aunts and six wives gathered around the door, discussing in one go.

……

Seeing the strange gazes of the relatives around them towards their mother and daughter, under pressure, Yang Mei could only say softly to her little cousin:
"Honey, tell mom why you did it to your cousin?"

"Because my cousin won't let me play with my phone!"

Seeing that the people around him began to criticize him one after another, the little cousin cried even louder.

When Yang Mei heard this, she immediately became angry: "Isn't it just a mobile phone, why don't you play it for my cousin?!"

"No, auntie." Chen Yilang couldn't laugh or cry, "I was also using my mobile phone at the time."

After Yang Mei glared at Chen Yilang angrily, she took out her mobile phone and handed it to her little cousin, coaxing again softly:
"Okay, okay, mom will let you play on the phone, let's stop making trouble, okay?"

"I don't! This phone doesn't have games, I don't want to play this!"

The little cousin cried loudly, grabbed Yang Mei's cell phone, and smashed it to the ground forcefully.

Haw!

The phone shattered into pieces.

　Explain the plot about the score check of the college entrance examination.

　　When Fei Zhai wrote this paragraph, it has been quite a long time since my college entrance examination year...

　　So some related concepts are still stuck in the past, so the writing is a bit buggy.

　　So Fei Zhai checked some information in recent years overnight, and finally figured out a little bit about the situation.

　　I’m sorry to my brother Meng, I’m still a little busy at work after graduation, so I usually have very little time to catch up on manuscripts, and I haven’t had time to seriously check the information~QAQ
　　In addition, thank you for pointing out the BUG~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)