If reality is gamified
Chapter 235 [Hedong Lion Roar]!
Chapter 235 [Hedong Lion Roar]!
"The next interviewer, Gong Liang!"
The moment I heard my name.
[lv12 Peak Man]'s eyes lit up!
Immediately, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh shit."
"Brothers."
"It's my turn to play."
"You can go home and wait for my good news."
He habitually shook his bangs on his forehead, patted the hem of his clothes, swaggered, and walked into the conference room without haste.
This guy has an inside taste...
Chen Yilang couldn't help thinking.
This feeling is very Lan Jiabin, right?
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] has activated the skill [Domineering Side Leakage], and entered the state of [Social Bull]! 】
[In this state, the target's intelligence attribute will drop significantly, and other attributes will increase significantly! 】
……
Gong Liang's smooth operation instantly captured the eyes of a large group of onlookers around him.
Hey, who is this person...
A small sound of gasping for air came from nearby.
This guy is so oppressive!
Look at the nostrils that are almost upturned, and look at the steps that the six relatives don't recognize... It's hard for him not to reap the attention of everyone in the audience.
Chen Yilang naturally didn't take his words to heart...
Brother Lang, who is calm and calm, even wants to laugh a little bit.
——【Peak Man】Gong Liang's current wave probably made a little mistake.
Chen Yilang thought.
This guy probably doesn't know that the person interviewing him is Lu Shanshan, a big Buddha, right?
Is it amazing to know the minister of the student union?
That woman is the secretary-general of the student union, the immediate boss who rides on the head of your good friend...
Not long after Gong Liang entered.
The students who were sitting outside were very well-behaved, but couldn't hold back their curiosity. They rushed up and leaned against the door to try their best to find out what was going on inside.
however.
Doing so is completely redundant.
Because not long after Gong Liang walked in.
An exceptionally loud, imposing, and almost roaring voice came from the office:
"This classmate, I'm not talking about you, the interviewer should look like an interviewer, ok?"
"Please don't throw bangs and evil smiles at me for no reason during the interview, please?"
"I don't know what your background is, but if I'm here, please put away your aura of domineering president and that aura of middle school that blows over your face, can you?"
"What's more, just talk when you speak, what's the point of winking at our head of the logistics department? With your behavior, we have every reason to suspect that you have ulterior motives!"
Immediately afterwards came Gong Liang's nervous, weak voice: "I, I, I am not... I don't, don't talk nonsense..."
"Still arguing here! Get out, don't come again next time!" The loud female voice said angrily.
The source of this voice is a girl, but the voice is too deep and rough, but it has a huge lethality.
[[lv13 wild wild lioness] used [hedong lion roar] to cause huge mental and physical damage to [lv12 pinnacle man]! 】
soon.
Almost the next instant.
The door of the conference room was pushed open.
The one who came out of the classroom was naturally Gong Liang who was disheveled after being scolded.
And he just met it.
It was a large group of other interview students who happened to be standing outside the door and wanted to eavesdrop on the situation in the conference room.
Gong Liang: "..."
All students: "..."
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 peak man]'s [sheniu] status has been terminated! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] has entered the [embarrassed] state! 】
……
Gong Liang's face couldn't help twitching, and he walked out of the crowd calmly and expressionlessly.
"Yo."
"brother."
"Is this wave stable?"
When Gong Liang happened to pass by, Chen Yilang couldn't help laughing and joking.
"Ahem, well... something unexpected happened." Gong Liang said a little embarrassed, "This year's spring recruitment has an interviewer that I have never met before, which is a bit tricky.
"How tricky is it?" Chen Yilang, who had already seen through it, asked tentatively.
"I don't know, it's not an ordinary person anyway... My minister friend is obviously one of the interviewers, but sitting next to him has no right to speak at all, and it makes me mad."
Gong Liang angrily punched his thigh, but the result was too much force, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't help but yelled "Aw".
"Fuck, dad is so mad."
Gong Liang said annoyed, "Anyway, I'd better advise you to leave quickly."
"Such a perverted interviewer, I really don't believe anyone can pass her."
"Those who can pass must be more powerful than me!"
"So exaggerated?" Chen Yilang said.
"Of course, why should I lie to you?"
Gong Liang hugged Chen Yilang's shoulder again, and said very familiarly, "Brother, I think you are still a freshman, right?"
"Listen to my brother's advice, give up as soon as possible!"
"A weak country has no diplomacy, and a freshman has no human rights!"
"Even a little white dragon like me, who has been in school for several years, can't play, and you are even more impossible."
"Go back to the dormitory and turn on the air conditioner, doesn't it smell good? Don't bother, it's a waste of time..."
"..."
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] used [Confidence Bomb], causing a lot of mental damage to your spiritual defense! 】
[Confidence Bomb: An offensive skill often used by the monster [Pinnacle Man]. For targets with low psychological defense ability, there is a greater probability of directly causing the effect of [breaking defense] and making them fall into the state of [self-deprecating]! 】
……
Chen Yilang probably understood.
This pinnacle man is probably the natural enemy of all [Glass Monsters]...
[Glass Monster] Well!
It is normal to have a [glass heart], there is nothing wrong with it.
pity.
What Chen Yilang is most afraid of is this [Confidence Bomb].
From a small wave to a big brother Lang, what he lacks the most is self-confidence.
"The next interviewer - Chen Yilang!"
the staff announced.
"Let's talk when we have time." Chen Yilang stood up and said, "It's my turn."
"What, I've talked about this, but you still don't believe in evil?"
Gong Liang was exceptionally speechless, with an expression of resentment, "It's definitely useless, believe me, going back to the dormitory is the most correct choice!"
In his opinion.
This junior is really too young and doesn't understand the dangers of this society at all, so I plan to persuade him.
But on the other hand, Gong Liang himself has a little selfishness.
after all.
He is also a face-saving person.
What if Chen Yilang really had some shit luck and really succeeded in joining the student union of the school.
Isn't he the one who is embarrassed...
"I heard that your friend is the head of the logistics department, and not only did you fail the interview in the logistics department, but you were also robbed of your spot by a freshman?"
——Gong Liang didn't want to hear similar conversations.
"Thank you for reminding me."
Chen Yilang smiled lightly, and walked straight into the conference room.
After all, it is not a large interview site.
Therefore, the layout of the meeting room is quite simple.
Behind the interview table, there are about six or seven people sitting.
And Chen Yilang.
The two people in the middle seat were recognized at a glance.
——The head of the logistics department, Gong Liang's good brother.
And the real main coffee, [lv13 wild wild lioness], Lu Shanshan.
[Wild Plain Lioness: A monster with an exceptionally fierce temperament. It has a violent temper and is irritable. Its skill is [Hedong Lion's Roar], which can cause long-range physical and mental damage to the target, and even ignore most armors! 】
[Intelligence: Life advice, if you see [Wild Lioness], please immediately walk away and don't look back!Believe me, you don't want to go head-to-head with a monster like this! 】
……
And Lu Shanshan sitting on the main seat.
The appearance is indeed in line with her [Wild Plain Lioness] logo.
Frizzy and short hair.
Big pie face, big nose, and two small eyes that are very fierce at first glance.
Besides.
And that extraordinarily thick arm, comparable to Chen Yilang's two thighs...
——A fierce girl who is not easy to provoke no matter how you look at it.
And this moment.
Sitting next to her.
Logically speaking, he is actually the head of the logistics department who is also one of the main interviewers.
If it looks like this.
On the contrary, he is more like a soy sauce... let alone the group of members sitting in the back who are just here to gather numbers.
"This Lu Shanshan..."
"It does look really tricky..."
Chen Yilang couldn't help thinking.
"Hello, please take a seat."
The head of the logistics department politely extended his hand to signal Chen Yilang to sit down.
Chen Yilang nodded and followed suit.
Then he spoke.
It was the secretary general of the student union, Lu Shanshan.
"College of Business, a 2021 freshman majoring in marketing, Chen Yilang?"
Lu Shanshan flipped through the resumes on the table and asked without raising her head.
The deep and rough voice rumbled like a war drum.
"Well, yes." Chen Yilang nodded.
"The recommender is the president of the Social Association?...Sorry, I misunderstood, is the former president of the Social Association, Jiang Ningying?" Lu Shanshan asked.
"Ah, that's right." Chen Yilang nodded again.
"Jiang Ningying...Which one is it? Oh, that short, sweet-talking girl? I've long felt that she's not suitable to be the president. She's weak in writing, small in stature, and doesn't have any leadership qualities. .”
Lu Shanshan read in fragments, as if she was talking to herself.
Chen Yilang didn't know whether he should answer the conversation, after hesitating for a moment, he still nodded slightly...
"alright."
"Since you were recommended by the Social Federation, it means that you are at least a little bit better than others."
Lu Shanshan said, "Can you tell us where you are better than others?"
In Chen Yilang's mind, the answer template that he had been preparing before immediately popped up:
"I can't talk about being better than others, and now I still need to learn from more truly outstanding seniors."
"If I have to answer this question, then what makes me better than others is that I am more willing to learn than most other people, and I am more hardworking. I also hope that the seniors can give me more advice."
According to the strategy that Chen Yilang saw before.
Under normal conditions.
A first-year freshman with no grades, no matter how much he brags about himself, basically no one will believe what he says.
So the most perfect answer is to lower your posture and answer with humility!
By the way, you can also flatter your seniors without showing any traces.
Just finished speaking.
Chen Yilang saw a satisfied expression on the face of Gong Liang's good brother, the head of the logistics department.
however……
Lu Shanshan on the side had a completely different reaction.
"Ok."
"Does that mean it's useless?"
"Diligence, studiousness and hard work are not good qualities worth bragging about and bragging about. At best, they are some basic qualities that a normal student should possess."
Lu Shanshan kept writing comments on the paper while talking.
This time, Chen Yilang was directly stunned.
good guy...
Sure enough, her reputation is well-deserved, this Lu Shanshan's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people.
"Second question, why do you want to join our logistics department?" Lu Shanshan asked again.
Of course it's because you are the only ones recruiting...
Chen Yilang thought so in his heart, and said: "Because everyone said that the brothers and sisters in the logistics department are very beautiful and handsome, amiable and approachable!"
"So say..."
"The feeling of coming to work in the logistics department is like coming back home, very warm."
Chen Yilang made a serious rainbow fart speech, but it directly attracted the applause of all the members:
"it is good!"
"well said!"
"Our society needs talents like you!"
"Stop talking, come to work in the department tomorrow!"
……
The head of the logistics department was also amused by Chen Yilang, and when he was about to say something, Lu Shanshan gave him a step ahead.
She raised her upside-down eyebrows, her face was serious, and her sharp eyes, like a goshawk, were locked on Chen Yilang's face in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, the tone was cold and authentic:
"Ok."
"Then I would like to ask you, Junior Brother Chen Yilang."
"You mean what you say."
"Except for the logistics department, the brothers and sisters in other departments are not at all handsome, amiable, and approachable...Is it?"
Chen Yilang: "?"
……
(End of this chapter)
"The next interviewer, Gong Liang!"
The moment I heard my name.
[lv12 Peak Man]'s eyes lit up!
Immediately, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh shit."
"Brothers."
"It's my turn to play."
"You can go home and wait for my good news."
He habitually shook his bangs on his forehead, patted the hem of his clothes, swaggered, and walked into the conference room without haste.
This guy has an inside taste...
Chen Yilang couldn't help thinking.
This feeling is very Lan Jiabin, right?
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] has activated the skill [Domineering Side Leakage], and entered the state of [Social Bull]! 】
[In this state, the target's intelligence attribute will drop significantly, and other attributes will increase significantly! 】
……
Gong Liang's smooth operation instantly captured the eyes of a large group of onlookers around him.
Hey, who is this person...
A small sound of gasping for air came from nearby.
This guy is so oppressive!
Look at the nostrils that are almost upturned, and look at the steps that the six relatives don't recognize... It's hard for him not to reap the attention of everyone in the audience.
Chen Yilang naturally didn't take his words to heart...
Brother Lang, who is calm and calm, even wants to laugh a little bit.
——【Peak Man】Gong Liang's current wave probably made a little mistake.
Chen Yilang thought.
This guy probably doesn't know that the person interviewing him is Lu Shanshan, a big Buddha, right?
Is it amazing to know the minister of the student union?
That woman is the secretary-general of the student union, the immediate boss who rides on the head of your good friend...
Not long after Gong Liang entered.
The students who were sitting outside were very well-behaved, but couldn't hold back their curiosity. They rushed up and leaned against the door to try their best to find out what was going on inside.
however.
Doing so is completely redundant.
Because not long after Gong Liang walked in.
An exceptionally loud, imposing, and almost roaring voice came from the office:
"This classmate, I'm not talking about you, the interviewer should look like an interviewer, ok?"
"Please don't throw bangs and evil smiles at me for no reason during the interview, please?"
"I don't know what your background is, but if I'm here, please put away your aura of domineering president and that aura of middle school that blows over your face, can you?"
"What's more, just talk when you speak, what's the point of winking at our head of the logistics department? With your behavior, we have every reason to suspect that you have ulterior motives!"
Immediately afterwards came Gong Liang's nervous, weak voice: "I, I, I am not... I don't, don't talk nonsense..."
"Still arguing here! Get out, don't come again next time!" The loud female voice said angrily.
The source of this voice is a girl, but the voice is too deep and rough, but it has a huge lethality.
[[lv13 wild wild lioness] used [hedong lion roar] to cause huge mental and physical damage to [lv12 pinnacle man]! 】
soon.
Almost the next instant.
The door of the conference room was pushed open.
The one who came out of the classroom was naturally Gong Liang who was disheveled after being scolded.
And he just met it.
It was a large group of other interview students who happened to be standing outside the door and wanted to eavesdrop on the situation in the conference room.
Gong Liang: "..."
All students: "..."
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 peak man]'s [sheniu] status has been terminated! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] has entered the [embarrassed] state! 】
……
Gong Liang's face couldn't help twitching, and he walked out of the crowd calmly and expressionlessly.
"Yo."
"brother."
"Is this wave stable?"
When Gong Liang happened to pass by, Chen Yilang couldn't help laughing and joking.
"Ahem, well... something unexpected happened." Gong Liang said a little embarrassed, "This year's spring recruitment has an interviewer that I have never met before, which is a bit tricky.
"How tricky is it?" Chen Yilang, who had already seen through it, asked tentatively.
"I don't know, it's not an ordinary person anyway... My minister friend is obviously one of the interviewers, but sitting next to him has no right to speak at all, and it makes me mad."
Gong Liang angrily punched his thigh, but the result was too much force, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't help but yelled "Aw".
"Fuck, dad is so mad."
Gong Liang said annoyed, "Anyway, I'd better advise you to leave quickly."
"Such a perverted interviewer, I really don't believe anyone can pass her."
"Those who can pass must be more powerful than me!"
"So exaggerated?" Chen Yilang said.
"Of course, why should I lie to you?"
Gong Liang hugged Chen Yilang's shoulder again, and said very familiarly, "Brother, I think you are still a freshman, right?"
"Listen to my brother's advice, give up as soon as possible!"
"A weak country has no diplomacy, and a freshman has no human rights!"
"Even a little white dragon like me, who has been in school for several years, can't play, and you are even more impossible."
"Go back to the dormitory and turn on the air conditioner, doesn't it smell good? Don't bother, it's a waste of time..."
"..."
【Ding! 】
[[lv12 Peak Man] used [Confidence Bomb], causing a lot of mental damage to your spiritual defense! 】
[Confidence Bomb: An offensive skill often used by the monster [Pinnacle Man]. For targets with low psychological defense ability, there is a greater probability of directly causing the effect of [breaking defense] and making them fall into the state of [self-deprecating]! 】
……
Chen Yilang probably understood.
This pinnacle man is probably the natural enemy of all [Glass Monsters]...
[Glass Monster] Well!
It is normal to have a [glass heart], there is nothing wrong with it.
pity.
What Chen Yilang is most afraid of is this [Confidence Bomb].
From a small wave to a big brother Lang, what he lacks the most is self-confidence.
"The next interviewer - Chen Yilang!"
the staff announced.
"Let's talk when we have time." Chen Yilang stood up and said, "It's my turn."
"What, I've talked about this, but you still don't believe in evil?"
Gong Liang was exceptionally speechless, with an expression of resentment, "It's definitely useless, believe me, going back to the dormitory is the most correct choice!"
In his opinion.
This junior is really too young and doesn't understand the dangers of this society at all, so I plan to persuade him.
But on the other hand, Gong Liang himself has a little selfishness.
after all.
He is also a face-saving person.
What if Chen Yilang really had some shit luck and really succeeded in joining the student union of the school.
Isn't he the one who is embarrassed...
"I heard that your friend is the head of the logistics department, and not only did you fail the interview in the logistics department, but you were also robbed of your spot by a freshman?"
——Gong Liang didn't want to hear similar conversations.
"Thank you for reminding me."
Chen Yilang smiled lightly, and walked straight into the conference room.
After all, it is not a large interview site.
Therefore, the layout of the meeting room is quite simple.
Behind the interview table, there are about six or seven people sitting.
And Chen Yilang.
The two people in the middle seat were recognized at a glance.
——The head of the logistics department, Gong Liang's good brother.
And the real main coffee, [lv13 wild wild lioness], Lu Shanshan.
[Wild Plain Lioness: A monster with an exceptionally fierce temperament. It has a violent temper and is irritable. Its skill is [Hedong Lion's Roar], which can cause long-range physical and mental damage to the target, and even ignore most armors! 】
[Intelligence: Life advice, if you see [Wild Lioness], please immediately walk away and don't look back!Believe me, you don't want to go head-to-head with a monster like this! 】
……
And Lu Shanshan sitting on the main seat.
The appearance is indeed in line with her [Wild Plain Lioness] logo.
Frizzy and short hair.
Big pie face, big nose, and two small eyes that are very fierce at first glance.
Besides.
And that extraordinarily thick arm, comparable to Chen Yilang's two thighs...
——A fierce girl who is not easy to provoke no matter how you look at it.
And this moment.
Sitting next to her.
Logically speaking, he is actually the head of the logistics department who is also one of the main interviewers.
If it looks like this.
On the contrary, he is more like a soy sauce... let alone the group of members sitting in the back who are just here to gather numbers.
"This Lu Shanshan..."
"It does look really tricky..."
Chen Yilang couldn't help thinking.
"Hello, please take a seat."
The head of the logistics department politely extended his hand to signal Chen Yilang to sit down.
Chen Yilang nodded and followed suit.
Then he spoke.
It was the secretary general of the student union, Lu Shanshan.
"College of Business, a 2021 freshman majoring in marketing, Chen Yilang?"
Lu Shanshan flipped through the resumes on the table and asked without raising her head.
The deep and rough voice rumbled like a war drum.
"Well, yes." Chen Yilang nodded.
"The recommender is the president of the Social Association?...Sorry, I misunderstood, is the former president of the Social Association, Jiang Ningying?" Lu Shanshan asked.
"Ah, that's right." Chen Yilang nodded again.
"Jiang Ningying...Which one is it? Oh, that short, sweet-talking girl? I've long felt that she's not suitable to be the president. She's weak in writing, small in stature, and doesn't have any leadership qualities. .”
Lu Shanshan read in fragments, as if she was talking to herself.
Chen Yilang didn't know whether he should answer the conversation, after hesitating for a moment, he still nodded slightly...
"alright."
"Since you were recommended by the Social Federation, it means that you are at least a little bit better than others."
Lu Shanshan said, "Can you tell us where you are better than others?"
In Chen Yilang's mind, the answer template that he had been preparing before immediately popped up:
"I can't talk about being better than others, and now I still need to learn from more truly outstanding seniors."
"If I have to answer this question, then what makes me better than others is that I am more willing to learn than most other people, and I am more hardworking. I also hope that the seniors can give me more advice."
According to the strategy that Chen Yilang saw before.
Under normal conditions.
A first-year freshman with no grades, no matter how much he brags about himself, basically no one will believe what he says.
So the most perfect answer is to lower your posture and answer with humility!
By the way, you can also flatter your seniors without showing any traces.
Just finished speaking.
Chen Yilang saw a satisfied expression on the face of Gong Liang's good brother, the head of the logistics department.
however……
Lu Shanshan on the side had a completely different reaction.
"Ok."
"Does that mean it's useless?"
"Diligence, studiousness and hard work are not good qualities worth bragging about and bragging about. At best, they are some basic qualities that a normal student should possess."
Lu Shanshan kept writing comments on the paper while talking.
This time, Chen Yilang was directly stunned.
good guy...
Sure enough, her reputation is well-deserved, this Lu Shanshan's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people.
"Second question, why do you want to join our logistics department?" Lu Shanshan asked again.
Of course it's because you are the only ones recruiting...
Chen Yilang thought so in his heart, and said: "Because everyone said that the brothers and sisters in the logistics department are very beautiful and handsome, amiable and approachable!"
"So say..."
"The feeling of coming to work in the logistics department is like coming back home, very warm."
Chen Yilang made a serious rainbow fart speech, but it directly attracted the applause of all the members:
"it is good!"
"well said!"
"Our society needs talents like you!"
"Stop talking, come to work in the department tomorrow!"
……
The head of the logistics department was also amused by Chen Yilang, and when he was about to say something, Lu Shanshan gave him a step ahead.
She raised her upside-down eyebrows, her face was serious, and her sharp eyes, like a goshawk, were locked on Chen Yilang's face in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, the tone was cold and authentic:
"Ok."
"Then I would like to ask you, Junior Brother Chen Yilang."
"You mean what you say."
"Except for the logistics department, the brothers and sisters in other departments are not at all handsome, amiable, and approachable...Is it?"
Chen Yilang: "?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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