If reality is gamified

Chapter 215 [Magic Conch]

"Damn it!!!"

In the live broadcast room.

Suddenly, there was a shocking howl of weeping ghosts and gods.

They could hear what Huang Zhenzhen said to Chen Yilang clearly.

this moment.

All the [monsters] had their mentality exploded on the spot.

[Back Tire Monster]: "Brother Lang... is actually the real winner."

[Fish Monster]: "I really lost...but where did I lose? Is it really because I'm not half as handsome as Brother Lang?"

[Fat Fish Monster]: "Damn it! Could it be... Am I really just a fish?!"

【Ding! 】

【You have caused tons of mental damage to the [spare tire monster] and [fish monster]...】

The system prompts that popped up constantly in the consciousness space made Chen Yilang's head buzz.

But he doesn't have time for that right now.

He is confused now.

Damn it, what the hell?
So the current [Hai Hou], are they all so blatant?
This is straight to the point, and even the step of playing hard to get can be omitted?
"What should we do, classmate Chen?"

Huang Zhenzhen blinked her watery eyes, her big talking eyes looked at Chen Yilang eagerly.

Her hint was quite obvious.

Not to mention a straight steel man like Brother Lang, even a Transformer would probably be able to guess what these words meant after hearing it.

Chen Yilang looked into Huang Zhenzhen's eyes sincerely, and said with a smile: "In that case, shall we go out to live tonight?"

"Okay!" Huang Zhenzhen nodded immediately, almost instantly answering.

【boom! ! 】

[You used [Mind Detonation], which caused a huge amount of mental damage to a large number of [Spare Tire Monster] and [Fish Monster]! 】

……

[Backup Monster]: "Mom, is this the love you said?"

[Backup Monster]: "That buddy upstairs, are you free? Come out for a drink?"

[Back Tire Monster]: "Me too, add me."

[Fish Monster]: "Why do you drink alcohol? Isn't this something to be happy about? We should thank Brother Lang for letting us see Huang Zhenzhen's true colors."

[Fish Monster]: "That's right, that's right! We have been deceived by her all this time!"

[Fish Monster]: "That's right, what Brother Lang said is absolutely right, she never gave us a chance at all, we've been wasting our feelings all this time!"

[Fish Monster]: "That's right, that's right!"

[Fat Fish Monster]: "[The user has exited the live broadcast room]."

[Fat Fish Monster]: "[The user has exited the live broadcast room]."

……

The pot has exploded in the live broadcast room.

the other side.

Chen Yilang and Huang Zhenzhen have arrived at the school gate.

A middle-aged female aunt security guard in the security booth at the school gate raised her head to look at the two of them, and instantly showed a knowing look in her eyes, and didn't ask any more questions when they let them go.

At this point in the evening, the young couples who have stepped out of the school gate, ready to go out and do something, are basically things that they understand.

"Then where are we going, classmate Chen?"

Huang Zhenzhen showed star-like eyes again.

"Just follow me."

"I know a good place, I'll take you there."

Chen Yilang laughed.

"Okay~"

Huang Zhenzhen's face flushed, and she smiled happily.

[Spare Tire Monster]: "Damn it, brothers, the paid plot seems to be coming! @All Members"

[Fish Monster]: "Brothers, I want to open up, accept this fact! It's just a woman, what's the big deal!"

[Fish Monster]: "Tonight, let Brother Lang completely wake me up with a stick!"

[Fat Fish Monster]: "[The user has re-entered the live broadcast room]"

[Fat Fish Monster]: "[The user has re-entered the live broadcast room]"

……

Everyone in the live broadcast room.

They all began to concentrate on watching the picture in front of them.

I saw Chen Yilang with Huang Zhenzhen.

Soon they came to a Vienna Hotel not far from the main entrance of NTU.

"Hey."

"We're here."

Chen Yilang laughed.

"Okay, okay." Huang Zhenzhen nodded obediently.

Chen Yilang smiled slightly.

Then he brought Huang Zhenzhen to the nearest Vienna Hotel... Feilang Internet Cafe next to it.

Chen Yilang: "Network administrator, two seats, all night."

Huang Zhenzhen: "???"

[Monsters]: "???"

……

【boom! ! 】

[You used [Killing and Killing Heart], causing tons of fatal damage to [Spare Tire Monster] and [Fish Monster]! 】

[You have killed all the [spare tire monster] and [fish monster]! 】

[You got: gold coins +8665, experience +2254! 】

[You have obtained a new title: Fish Pond Terminator! 】

……

Everyone in the live broadcast room.

all at this moment.

Simultaneously... the mentality exploded.

what is this?
Don't understand the style?

wrong.

Their brother Lang is obviously not such an idiot.

Brother Lang is...refusing!
In other words.

Huang Zhenzhen, the goddess recognized by all of them, was ruthlessly rejected by Chen Yilang!
What they are trying their best to pursue and long to have... In Brother Lang's view, it is nothing at all.

——This wave, Bengbu is living!
this moment.

They also deeply understood a truth.

Brother Lang was right.

Huang Zhenzhen really got them all right.

And they are just a bunch of clowns after all...

*
*
late at night.

Feilang Internet Cafe.

"This is the good place you said?"

Sitting next to Chen Yilang, Huang Zhenzhen watched Chen Yilang, who was wearing earphones, concentrate on shooting the gun on the G port container, and said in a bewildered expression.

"Yes, yes."

Chen Yilang nodded seriously, "This Internet cafe not only has a very good environment, but also has top-notch configuration and hardware. The all-night package is considered a boneless duck paw and nutrition express."

Huang Zhenzhen: "???"

【Ding! 】

[You used [Left and Right Jump] and successfully dodged the [LV12 Queen of the Sea]'s [Fishing Net]! ! 】

[You caused a lot of mental damage to [lv12 Haihou]! 】

[Gold coins +1578, experience +879! 】

……

then.

[lv12 Queen of the Seas] Huang Zhenzhen.

Just like that, in Feilang Internet Cafe, I spent the whole night thinking about my life...

So, is she not pretty enough?
Or is she not protruding enough?
This shouldn't be!
After all, what she is most proud of is her warm and broad mind...

Still a real 36D!
Huang Zhenzhen wanted to die, but she couldn't figure out where she lost compared to this game...

Ah!
Smelly man!
Huang Zhenzhen couldn't help snorting arrogantly in her heart, turned her back, and didn't bother to talk to Chen Yilang anymore.

What a big deal!

Originally, I wanted to raise you to be the fattest fish in the pond... but you failed my mother's expectations!
"That's all."

"After all, there are so many fish in Miss Ben's fish pond that I can't count them with two hands~"

"If you don't play with Miss Ben, some Xiaoyu want to play with you!"

Huang Zhenzhen murmured softly in her heart, and immediately felt much better.

She turned on her penguin.

In the list [A-level fish], I randomly selected a boy and sent a message:
"Baby~"

"I'm insomnia, I can't sleep~"

After sending the message.

Huang Zhenzhen randomly chose a cuter emoji and sent it.

You're done!

This is the [feeding] method she usually uses.

It can be said to be tried and tested to deal with this group of cute and well-behaved little idiot fish.

as predicted.

After the little fat fish tasted the sweetness of being [fed], he immediately wagged his little tail cheerfully, and responded to the message in seconds: "What's the matter, baby, who bullied you~"

"No one is bullying me, I'm just an emo~" Huang Zhenzhen said, "Baby, I'm so emo, now, do you have time to chat with me now?"

At the same time, it is still accompanied by a cute expression pack.

Little Fat Fish: "No, get lost."

[System message: The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not his/her friend yet...]
Huang Zhenzhen: "???"

【Ding! 】

[You caused a lot of mental damage to [lv12 Haihou]! 】

[You got: gold coins +1566, experience +786! 】

……

"I'll go, what's wrong with this man tonight? Is he insane?"

Huang Zhenzhen was dumbfounded.

I got bored...

To know.

Put it in the usual time.

Don't talk about taking the initiative to chat with him.

Even if Huang Zhenzhen casually sent him an emoji, this guy would still be happy for ten days and half a month.

As a result, tonight, she was directly blocked for a disagreement?

"I took the wrong medicine..."

After Huang Zhenzhen muttered in her heart, she also deleted him.

"Forget it."

"Anyway, I don't need you alone..."

Huang Zhenzhen continued to open the list of [A-level fish], chose another boy and sent a message.

Huang Zhenzhen: "Whoa, I was bullied just now~"

No. [-] Little Fat Fish: "?"

Huang Zhenzhen: "?"

You fucking meow, dare to send question marks to my old lady! ?

Huang Zhenzhen: "I said I was bullied!"

No. [-] Little Fat Fish: "Who is it?"

Huang Zhenzhen: "A man! I talked to him nicely just now, but he blocked me without saying a word!"

No. [-] Little Fat Fish: "Nice job!"

[System prompt: The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not his/her friend yet...]
Huang Zhenzhen: "????"

Not right.

something is wrong tonight...

She, a large group of little fat fish that has been cared for carefully, doesn't play cards according to the routine at all?
"I don't believe in this evil..."

Huang Zhenzhen felt that she was a little over the top.

Zhenzhen is very angry, and the consequences are serious!
There are not many people left in the [A-level fish] list.

So she opened the list of [B-level fish], and opened four or five chat boxes at the same time.

——It's time to show [lv12 Haihou]'s true skills!

As a qualified [sea empress].

[Feeding] a large group of [fish] at the same time is an advanced skill that must be mastered...

Do you think [Hai Hou] is really easy to be?
My old lady has to take charge of such a big fish pond, and take care of so many little stupid fishes, and even [Avengers 4] has to watch eight episodes... very tiring!
However tonight.

[Hai Hou] Huang Zhenzhen found that the situation seemed to be a little abnormal.

All the fish she worked so hard to fatten up were all genetically mutated tonight...

Little Fat Fish No. [-]: "Drink more hot water."

[The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not his/her friend yet...]
Little Fat Fish No. [-]: "Drink more magma."

[The other party has turned on friend verification...]
Little Fat Fish No. [-]: "Oh."

[The other party has turned on...]
Little Fat Fish No. [-]: "Okay."

[other side……]
Little Fat Fish No. [-]: "Hehe."

[......]
Huang Zhenzhen: "???"

Go crazy, these stinking men!
It's simply outrageous that the mother opened the door for outrageous!
As if overnight, the large fish pond she was in charge of was blown up on the spot!

"delete……"

"delete……"

"delete……"

Huang Zhenzhen gritted her teeth and deleted the friends of these fish one by one.

till the end……

All lists related to [fish].

They were all deleted by her.

At first glance, it is a magnanimous blank space.

It was as if no fish had ever swam in her huge fish pond.

"..."

Huang Zhenzhen was a little confused.

It seemed that the temple, which was bustling and bustling with people, suddenly no one came to burn incense.

Somewhere in my heart suddenly collapsed...

【Ding! 】

[You successfully bombed the [Fish Pond] of [lv12 Haihou], causing hundreds of millions of tons of damage to it! 】

[You got: gold coins +1546, experience +878! 】

[You have obtained rare equipment: [Magic Conch]! 】

[Magic Conch: You can spend a certain amount of gold coins to ask a question to [Magic Conch] and get an answer from [Magic Conch]! 】

……

"what?"

"There is such a good thing!"

After hearing the sound of the system, Chen Yilang suddenly felt relieved in the middle of the night.

He glanced at Huang Zhenzhen sitting next to him again.

I saw her staring at the screen of her mobile phone with a serious face, as if she was thinking about life...

"She probably should understand."

Chen Yilang thought to himself, put on the earphones, and continued to fight.

no way.

After all, a woman only affects the speed of drawing a gun...

Unconsciously.

The sky was also dimly lit.

Chen Yilang yawned long.

I haven't survived such a long night for a long time, and I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable and sleepy.

【Ding! 】

【Congratulations! 】

【You have successfully completed [Cultivation of Immortals] once! 】

[You got: gold coins +444, experience +444! 】

[Intelligence: Frequent [Cultivation of Immortals] will help improve the player's spiritual attributes, please continue to work hard! 】

Chen Yilang "..."

Having said that, Mao always feels that your string of values ​​seems to imply something...

"Let's go, classmate Huang Zhenzhen."

Chen Yilang woke up Huang Zhenzhen, who was half asleep and half awake, and said with a smile: "It's dawn, classmate Huang~ It's time for us to go back to the dormitory!"

Huang Zhenzhen also smiled and said:

"Okay."

"Thank you, classmate Chen, I'm really happy tonight~"

……

【Dangerous! 】

[[lv12 Queen of the Sea] has entered the state of [Rampage]! 】

[Rampage: In this state, the target's aggressiveness is greatly increased, the anger value is greatly increased, the strength value is increased, and the intelligence value is decreased! 】

[Please pay attention to protect your own life safety, and dodge in time! 】

(End of this chapter)