If reality is gamified

Chapter 211 You killed the [Wolf Warrior]! !

"I'm sorry, brothers!"

"From today onwards, my old dog Feng will quit our army of single dogs!"

"I will fight in the gentle land of drunkenness, dreams and death, and I will turn into a moth, embracing the fire of love..."

"I will be reincarnated as a migratory bird, in this life, just to pursue her warm embrace..."

……

"It's over."

"Feng Gou is really crazy this time, who is going to wake him up?"

Zhang Jian asked.

"I come, I come, I have yellow urine..." Li Zixian volunteered.

Feng Tian was still writing his literary love poems in the dormitory group.

Chen Yilang has already taken out his [Crafting Camera], looking for the photos he took yesterday.

soon.

He found the one he wanted.

The heroine in the photo is on the bank of Biyun Lake under the night, having a romantic relationship with the hero, kissing and loving each other...

And that her face.

It's very similar to the girl in the group photo Feng Tian sent...

Not to mention the resemblance, at least it can reach 90% level...

Chen Yilang felt as if he had discovered some clues.

Didn't notice it before.

This time.

He dug out all the photos he took last night and looked at them again.

After careful observation, Chen Yilang found out.

Lakeside, grove, park bench, late night playground...

She was actually photographed at various dating spots in the school!

"... Good guy!"

At this moment, Chen Yilang couldn't think of any words to describe his mood.

He took another look at Feng Tian who was still writing poems in the group.

【Target status: full of spring】

[In this state, the [reproductive system] of the target has been greatly strengthened! 】

Chen Yilang: "..."

It seems that this [Wolf Warrior] has already arrived.

It's a long story.

The brave, fearless and indomitable Feng Tian.

After so many years of being in love for so many years.

Finally from a "licking dog" who can't get a house.

After training, he became a majestic [Wolf Warrior]!
however……

Except for these good brothers in the dormitory.

No one knows at all.

Feng Tian, ​​who is proficient in various methods of picking up girls and love theories, is still a single mother and fetus...

Yes.

From [Licking Dog] to [War Wolf], Feng Tian has never succeeded once...

Even [Salted Fish Elite] Li Zixian secretly held his female deskmate's hand in elementary school!
But Feng Tian couldn't be blamed for this.

Because of his flaws, it is too fatal for the campus stage.

When Feng Tianzeng was chatting late at night in the dormitory, he suddenly let out a desperate cry:
"Damn, why am I only 1.6 meters!"

Chen Yilang almost didn't expose him, good brother, how can you be 1.6 meters tall, you are only 1.5 meters nine on the medical examination form, and you even tiptoed secretly...

If you open the campus confession wall and take a look at the submissions in the "find someone" section.

It can be found that more than 90% of the posts posted by girls have a condition, that is, the ideal height is 180+...

"Pooh!"

"vulgar!"

"What age is this!"

"In the face of true love, race and gender are no longer issues. What is height?"

The young Feng Tian never took it seriously.

Until now...

"Damn, if I had Brother Lang's appearance, how could I look like this!?"

"I've been discussing with the goddess where to bury it in the future!"

Feng Tiantian said this angrily.

that's it.

Feng Tian, ​​who is proficient in dressing and dressing, earthy love stories, and female psychology...

He is still as lonely and widowed as the Tanabata toad.

Chen Yilang silently fell into deep thought...

Anyway, Feng Tian is also a good brother who lives under the same roof as them.

This kind of thing, of course, still needs to be informed.

"Then it's better to be a little more tactful..."

Chen Yilang took out his phone, edited a message and sent it:
Chen Yilang: "[Grass], [vegetable leaves], [cucumber], [green worm], [green apple], [avocado], [kiwi fruit]..."

Feng Tian: "?"

Feng Tian: "Brother Lang, why are you posting this big string of emoji expressions?"

Chen Yilang: "I can only help you so far, good brother."

Feng Tian: "???"

Feng Tian seemed to be in doubt.

After a few minutes, he probably came to his senses...

【Ding! 】

[You used [Crazy Hint], which caused a mental shock to [lv10 Warrior Wolf]! 】

[You got: gold coins +1233, experience +834! 】

……

[Affected by [Crazy Hint], [lv10 Wolf Warriors] has entered the state of [Enlightenment]! 】

[In this state, the target's intelligence has been greatly improved! 】

Feng Tian: "I understand, Brother Lang!"

Feng Tian: "Wait for me to come back and talk about it in detail!"

Chen Yilang said: "Okay."

……

This wait.

Just waited until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

"Brothers, I'm back!"

Feng Tian pushed open the door of the dormitory, and said with spring on his face.

"Fuck, I thought I didn't have to keep the door open for you tonight!"

Zhang Jian, who was in the state of "Cultivating Immortals", was startled, shook his hands, and gave away his head on the spot.

"What's the situation? Tell me in detail."

Li Zixian poked out half of his head from under the quilt and said.

"Actually, it's nothing. I just had dinner with her tonight, and then went for a walk by the river."

Feng Tian said, "It's loose, a cool evening wind blows over, and the moonlight is just right..."

Chen Yilang: "... Let's get to the point."

"...I held her hand, and she didn't shake it off. After walking a few steps forward, I confessed my love to her."

"Damn it! Let's get started right away?" Li Zixian was dumbfounded, "Don't you ask others if it's okay?"

"Ask about your size!" Feng Tian rolled his eyes, "Only a straight man would ask an idiot question like 'May I hold your hand'?"

"That's right, even I know, you're a straight man, you deserve to be single." Zhang Jian immediately added a knife.

"I'm sorry, brothers, for disturbing you." Li Zixian put the quilt back on.

【Ding! 】

[[lv10 Salted Fish Elite] suffered a lot of mental damage! 】

[Target has entered the state of [self-closing]. 】

……

Chen Yilang: "...you continue."

Feng Tian's eyes lit up: "Then she thought for a while, and then she nodded in agreement! That shy little expression, those big bright and charming eyes like a deer, can't help but remind people of the lilac-like girl in Dai Wangshu's "Rain Lane". girl……"

Chen Yilang helped his forehead: "Let's talk about the main point..."

Feng Tian: "Then I went for a walk with him, and later she said she wanted to watch "Widows 4", so I took her to see it, and finally came back after watching it."

Zhang Jian: "That's it?"

Feng Tian: "...otherwise."

Li Zixian: "I've taken off my trousers, this is where you are!?"

Chen Yilang raised his forehead and said, "Didn't I tell you to come back? Why did you go to the movies with her?"

Feng Tian: "She said she wanted to watch a movie, so she's my girlfriend. Girlfriend, can you not pamper me? By the way, having said that, the string of messages you sent, Brother Lang, could it be that you want to explain……"

Chen Yilang nodded: "Yes."

"Okay, I got it." Feng Tian grabbed Chen Yilang's shoulders with both hands, and said solemnly, "I'll give her a green bag tomorrow! By the way, Brother Lang, how do you know she likes green?"

"?" Chen Yilang's eyelids twitched.

Depend on!
Your [intelligence] improvement seems to be a bit small, it could be a reverse improvement!

Take another look at Feng Tian's state.

At this time, it has actually switched to [in love]...

[Intelligence: [man] in this state, intelligence will be greatly reduced! 】

[Information: [Licking Dog] and [War Wolf] in this state will stimulate their potential, and their attack speed will be increased to the limit state! 】

Chen Yilang: "...Brother Xian, it's too late to explain, hurry up and kiss him."

"Okay." Li Zixian immediately stood up and untied his belt.

Zhang Jian: "Confused, Feng Gou! Has your brain been caught?"

Feng Tian: "...What's the matter, you guys? Brother, I finally got out of the order, shouldn't you be happy for me?"

"Listen up." Reluctantly, Chen Yilang had no choice but to speak directly, "You've been green."

Feng Tian: "?"

Chen Yilang: "No, it seems that in a sense, you are the one who cheated on others... But that's not the point! The point is that the girl you met tonight has a little problem."

Feng Tian was stunned: "Small problem? Why is it so small? She is quite big..."

Everyone: "?"

Chen Yilang took out his mobile phone, and handed to Zhang Jian the picture taken yesterday with the [Crash Camera].

"Damn it?" Seeing the picture in front of him, Feng Tian was dumbfounded, "I really didn't expect..."

Chen Yilang looked relieved: "It's not too late to know now."

Feng Tian's eyes blazed: "I never thought you guys would be jealous of me getting out of the singles, and you would come up with the idea of ​​using PS photos to persuade me to break up? Damn it!"

Chen Yilang: "?"

Zhang Jian: "?"

Li Zixian: "?"

……

at last.

After two 10 minutes of self-isolation.

Feng Tian finally accepted the fact that he was being manipulated by a scheming whore girl.

Everyone knows.

According to Feng Tian's description, the "current girlfriend" is Huang Zhenzhen, a freshman in the School of Foreign Languages, with a sweet voice and a broad mind...

"How much did you spend tonight?" Chen Yilang asked.

Feng Tian raised his finger:

"When we first met, I brought her a cup of milk tea, 40 yuan..."

"I ate two hundred and four..."

"Watching a movie cost a hundred..."

"I took a taxi for more than 30 minutes when I came back, it seems..."

"By the way, after the confession was successful, I bought her a bouquet of flowers, more than 80..."

"hiss!"

Feng Tian's face suddenly turned pale, "It actually cost almost five hundred dollars!"

I don't know if I don't count, Feng Tian feels like his little heart is bleeding...

500 yuan!

His current monthly living expenses are less than 2000 yuan!
"Then what about her? Do you have any indication?" Chen Yilang asked again.

"She said thank you, and then said it was nice to meet me..."

"..." Chen Yilang said, "Did she say anything about asking you out next time, or treating her next time?"

"No." Feng Tian shook his head and said.

"Isn't that just prostitution for nothing? Take a look in the mirror, and you'll see the big characters 'humanoid ATM' written on your face now."

"……Seems to be."

"You usually know these things quite well, why did the car overturn tonight?" Chen Yilang asked.

"Because I believe that she is a good girl..."

Feng Tian was affectionate and affectionate, "She definitely loves me, she just doesn't know how to express it..."

"..." Chen Yilang.

Sure enough [men in love] are all brainless...

"She must have silently remembered my kindness to her in her heart, and then she was waiting for a chance to make a promise to me..." Feng Tian kept talking, without any intention of stopping.

【Ding! 】

[[lv10 Warrior Wolf] used the skill [Licking], causing a lot of damage to [lv12 Queen of the Sea]! 】

……

"really."

Seeing the name [Hai Hou] pop up, Chen Yilang immediately understood everything.

He slapped Feng Tian on the forehead, making the latter wake up: "You fucking wake up, you have been raised as a fish!"

"What did you say? Impossible!" Feng Tian looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, "Huh? I will be raised by women? Only I will raise them!"

Chen Yilang: "You raise a banana stick."

Feng Tian: "Fuck! I'm chasing ten goddesses at a time, doesn't this make them well-behaved?"

Chen Yilang: "...6"

Feng Tian covered his face, looked up to the sky and screamed: "She can't really raise my fish, can she? But why did she agree to me? Doesn't it smell good to play with me again? She hasn't grown fat yet, woo woo Woo..."

Chen Yilang: "Silly boy, because she said that to every fish."

"..." Feng Tian's expression darkened, he took out his phone and sent Huang Zhenzhen a message.

Feng Tian: "Zhen Zhenzi~ How about an official announcement from our circle of friends?"

Huang Zhenzhen: "Okay, baby~ what?"

soon.

On Huang Zhenzhen's circle of friends, a new post appeared on the circle of friends.

The copywriting is: "I finally waited for you, but luckily I didn't give up"

The accompanying picture is an intimate screenshot taken by her and Feng Tian.

"Damn it! Brother Lang, look, look, she made the official announcement, she made the official announcement!"

Feng Tian danced with excitement, "She loves me, she loves me!"

Chen Yilang remained expressionless: "Let her add me on WeChat."

Feng Tian was suddenly vigilant: "...what do you want to do?"

Chen Yilang: "If you add it, you will know."

Feng Tian shook his head: "She won't agree, she told me that she never adds other boys casually."

Chen Yilang: "...Then I'll add her."

Feng Tian: "Aren't they all the same? It's useless..."

"Ding dong!"

Chen Yilang: "Added."

Huang Zhenzhen: "Hello little brother, nice to meet you~"

Feng Tian "...?"

[[lv10 Warrior Wolf] received a lot of mental damage...]

"That's true." Chen Yilang smiled faintly, "Look at it."

He handed the phone to Feng Tian.

Huang Zhenzhen's circle of friends that he saw on his side.

The latest post is: "It's so boring, I really want someone to take me to watch "Widows 4"~"

As for the circle of friends announced by Feng Tianguan, there is not even a shadow...

"..." Feng Tian petrified.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Psychic Crit], [lv10 Wolf Warrior] received tons of mental damage! 】

"That is to say."

"She set the official circle of friends to be visible only to you, that's all."

【Ding! ! 】

[You used [Human Difficulty Return], which caused countless mental damage to [lv10 Warrior Wolf] that was almost nuclear! ! 】

"I'll just talk to you directly, you take care of it."

"Then I'll say hello to her first..."

"Hello, miss, I'm a freshman in the business school~"

"Do you want to see photos? I have them in my circle of friends..."

"How can you be so handsome, you won the prize..."

"Hey, do you also want to watch "Women's Federation 4"? Do you want to go together?"

"Okay, okay, are you free tomorrow night?"

"Hey, do you want to watch the early morning file? Well, it's not impossible..."

Click!

Chen Yilang suddenly heard a heartbroken voice beside him.

……

【boom! ! ! 】

[You used [Fatal Strike], which caused mental damage to [lv10 Warrior Wolf] that was close to a devastating dimension reduction blow! ! ! 】

【You killed [lv10 Wolf Warrior]! ! ! 】

(End of this chapter)