If reality is gamified
Chapter 170 [Advanced Nunchaku Technique]
Chapter 170 [Advanced Nunchaku Technique]
"Damn it, Brother Lang!"
"What kind of monsters are these?"
"Compared to them, we are so weak!"
The three shouted loudly.
"..."
The corner of Chen Yilang's mouth twitched slightly.
The three were right.
Their base camp is indeed weak.
The problem is that he never imagined that a new recruiting conference could be involved to such an extent...
Clubs are things that attract birds of a feather.
Let's lie down together and compete fairly. It all depends on the new volunteers taking the bait. Isn't it delicious?
It's a pity that others don't think so.
Especially for some relatively large associations, they are very particular at first glance. The base camp is both grand and stylish, and it looks like a fucking thief at first sight.
After about half an hour.
The surrounding clubs are basically all arranged.
On the originally empty Mingshu Square, all kinds of colorful flags fluttered for a while, and there was a lot of people's voices, so it was very lively.
At this time, the pointer gradually pointed to eight o'clock.
On normal weekends at Nantah University, it is usually at this point that students start to step out of the dormitory one after another.
I can tell.
These experienced old clubs all set the time exactly right, and they are very experienced.
As for Chen Yilang and the others, they came here early and waited for a long time. They are just a bunch of ignorant Tie Hanhan...
But it's good to come early.
For example.
Because they came earlier, they now occupy a particularly good position.
They are just at the junction of two school roads, and all the students passing by here can see the headquarters of their [weird] club at first sight.
Then he said in doubt: "What kind of strange society is this? Why does it look so low?"
and go away...
Occasionally, once or twice, I don't feel anything.
At the beginning, Chen Yilang greeted passers-by enthusiastically.
Later, more and more students chose to ignore and pass by.
Brother Lang gradually became numb.
"What am I expecting?" Chen Yilang complained silently.
He slumped on the chair, watching the people coming and going outside, and gradually lost his dreams...
"Brother Lang, what should we do?" Li Zixian scratched his head, a little at a loss.
Both Feng Tian and Zhang Jian have already gone to their favorite associations.
Only [Salted Fish Elite] Li Zixian, who had no idea about clubs and organizations, stayed beside Chen Yilang.
He really felt from the bottom of his heart that it would be good to sit here and stay.
Playing with mobile phones, touching fish, and not being able to bask in the sun under the umbrellas, it can be said to be quite flattering.
It's just that I always feel that Brother Lang's base camp is a bit frighteningly deserted.
Cool, whizzing, creepy...
Look at other societies around you.
Every member is desperately distributing leaflets and attracting people, wishing to bring all the canteen aunts who have just got off work over to talk about life.
The atmosphere was absolutely amazing, comparable to a war in Iraq.
【Ding! 】
【Danger! 】
【[Introduction Breath] is coming, please pay attention...】
【HP-10】
【HP-10】
……
I pay attention to the fart.
Chen Yilang, who had long been accustomed to the existence of this thing, directly filtered out this notification in his brain.
"Start Plan B." Chen Yilang lay down on the chair and began to collapse.
Li Zixian: "If you don't understand, just ask, what is Plan B."
Chen Yilang said casually: "Buddhism is a new method."
The so-called "Buddhist recruiting method".
That is to say, "wait for the new law".
It is also known as the "Wishers take the bait to recruit new methods".
That is to follow the arrangement of fate, passively wait for the new students to come to the door, instead of taking the initiative to attack.
The saying goes well.
Searching for a city is worse than waiting for a predestined person.
Those who should come will always come, and those who don't come can't come in a hurry.
One man and one fish, just collapsed in the base camp of [Monster] in such a neat way.
Like a father and son who love each other very much.
Soon, the students around him looked sideways.
"What's the matter with this society? Why are there not many living people?"
"It's really miserable. I just finished visiting the entire Mingshu Square, and I really haven't seen a club worse than this..."
"Which old man created this club? I'll order him a song "Cool"..."
Not only the passing students looked sideways.
Even the students of the school media association who happened to be taking photos around them were attracted.
"Hello, everyone, this is the campus newsletter, and I am the host Xiaoxi."
"Early this morning, the annual club recruiting conference was held again in Mingshu Square, the old place. The atmosphere was very warm and full of enthusiasm."
"And a very interesting society has caught our attention."
"Its decoration is completely incompatible with the base camps of other clubs. After a whole morning, it seems that no student is willing to stay here..."
While the anchor Xiaoxi was talking, the cameraman brother picked up the camera on his shoulders and started recording madly at Chen Yilang and Li Zixian.
Li Zixian: "..."
Chen Yilang: "..."
Hey, hey, that anchor senior sister, that's a bit too much.
Is the dish my fault?
"What should I do, Brother Lang?" Li Zixian felt a little overwhelmed, so he asked Chen Yilang tentatively, "Isn't this too embarrassing?"
"Just pretend you didn't see it." Chen Yilang said lightly, "As long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."
"it is good!!"
So the two continued to paralyze...
【Ding! 】
【You activated the skill [Ruthless Smash] and successfully resisted the attack of [Breath of Involution]! 】
[You have formed a [bond] with [lv10 Salted Fish Elite] and obtained a new skill: [Lie flat]! 】
【You are [Lie flat! ]]
【HP-8】
【HP-6】
【HP-4】
……
Chen Yilang squinted his eyes, lying comfortably.
But of course.
Lying down in place does not mean that he has given up.
He is giving himself a buffer.
Take advantage of this moment to imagine what to do next.
[Phase goal] still has to be completed.
[Strange] He has thought about running this club well, so naturally he can't give up easily.
"Hello, classmate."
A voice interrupted Chen Yilang's thoughts.
He opened his eyes and looked.
standing in front of.
It was a few boys wearing loose white clothes, which looked a bit like exercise clothes.
And they all held the same thing in their hands.
nunchuck.
With this attire, it can be seen that the members of the Nunchuck Association have not escaped.
However, in Nantah University, the popularity of the Shuangxie is not too high, so Chen Yilang rarely hears about the Shuangxie.
So when he suddenly saw a few boys from the Double Association standing in front of him, Chen Yilang was still a little confused.
"I'm sorry, I didn't disturb your sleep, did I?" said the boy in the lead, "It feels like you guys... seem to be sleeping soundly."
"no, what happened."
Chen Yilang glanced at him.
[Information: A scar left on the forehead, with traces of stitches left on it, was mercilessly hit by some hard objects. 】
[Information: A well-defined and muscular arm. 】
...feels like a ruthless person.
Chen Yilang reckoned that this old man might be a bit good at playing nunchuck, and then he beat himself up when he became crazy.
And the logo on the top of this old man's head is "Nunchuck Brother".
Good guy, it looks like a little monster at the level of a dragon suit...but he also has a domineering temperament like a boss.
"Actually nothing."
"I just saw that you put the base camp here, and then did nothing. After half a day, I didn't see a few freshmen coming."
"So I want to ask you, are you still planning to recruit new people?"
"If you don't recruit, can you give up this position to our Shuangxie?"
"Your position is so good, if you don't use it, it feels like a waste..."
"Why not."
"Our brothers invite you two to have a meal."
"In today's position, let us Shuangxie sit for a day."
The old man with the nunchuck said with a smile, "Brother, what do you think?"
while talking.
This old man seemed to be dangling the nunchuck in his hand intentionally or unintentionally.
It always feels like it's implying something...
But Chen Yilang didn't even think about it: "No."
[Nunchaku Brother]'s face immediately changed:
"Senior, you are not interesting."
"I'm a straightforward person, so don't blame me."
"If you want me to say, your behavior is just occupying the latrine and not shitting!"
"Don't you feel guilty for wasting such good campus resources for nothing?"
"Why should I feel guilty?" Chen Yilang took out the license with the seal from his pocket, and threw it lightly on the table.
"The latrine I bought with money can't be occupied anymore? Do I have to shit for 24 hours to call it not a waste of resources?"
Chen Yilang looked directly at [Nunchuck Brother], and said loudly:
"And did I tell you that I don't plan to recruit new ones?"
"Now please touch your conscience and tell me, who is unreasonable?"
"I..." [Nunchuck Brother] was speechless for a moment.
The hand swinging the nunchaku also suddenly became obedient.
The other younger brothers who followed behind him also didn't say a word, they only dared to sneak up and whisper to him: "Look, I'll just say that the seniors are all old fritters, and they are not afraid of new students like us... "
However, the sound was still too loud, and it still vaguely passed into Chen Yilang's ears.
"By the way, I'm also a freshman. You called me the wrong senior."
Chen Yilang lay back on the chair and closed his eyes, "If there is nothing else, you can go back."
"what?"
Several [nunchaku boys] were stunned.
I go?
This person is actually a freshman just like them?
They are still working for others in other associations, so this person becomes the president?
Although this club is indeed cool enough, compared to their younger brothers, it is already more than a little bit better...
"Why, is there any question?" Chen Yilang glanced at these people.
"It's gone, it's gone, I'm bothering the senior... Uh, classmate, you."
A few [nunchaku boys] walked away in despair.
The few of them were actually sent by the president, and their main task was to test Chen Yilang.
If Chen Yilang was a little more dazed.
Then try to trick him or drive him away, and then take his prime spot.
But after a short fight and trial, they came to a conclusion.
Chen Yilang was someone they couldn't afford to mess with, nor could they scare him.
I have tried my best, but I can only give up.
【Ding! 】
【You used [Ruthless Rejection], caused a lot of mental damage, and killed [Nunchuck Brother x3]! 】
[You got: gold coins +3021, experience +1643! 】
[Drop item: [Skill Book x1], blue advanced quality! 】
【Is it picked up? 】
Of course Chen Yilang chose yes, and used it immediately.
【Ding! 】
[You have mastered a new skill: [lv1 high-level nunchaku technique]! 】
(End of this chapter)
"Damn it, Brother Lang!"
"What kind of monsters are these?"
"Compared to them, we are so weak!"
The three shouted loudly.
"..."
The corner of Chen Yilang's mouth twitched slightly.
The three were right.
Their base camp is indeed weak.
The problem is that he never imagined that a new recruiting conference could be involved to such an extent...
Clubs are things that attract birds of a feather.
Let's lie down together and compete fairly. It all depends on the new volunteers taking the bait. Isn't it delicious?
It's a pity that others don't think so.
Especially for some relatively large associations, they are very particular at first glance. The base camp is both grand and stylish, and it looks like a fucking thief at first sight.
After about half an hour.
The surrounding clubs are basically all arranged.
On the originally empty Mingshu Square, all kinds of colorful flags fluttered for a while, and there was a lot of people's voices, so it was very lively.
At this time, the pointer gradually pointed to eight o'clock.
On normal weekends at Nantah University, it is usually at this point that students start to step out of the dormitory one after another.
I can tell.
These experienced old clubs all set the time exactly right, and they are very experienced.
As for Chen Yilang and the others, they came here early and waited for a long time. They are just a bunch of ignorant Tie Hanhan...
But it's good to come early.
For example.
Because they came earlier, they now occupy a particularly good position.
They are just at the junction of two school roads, and all the students passing by here can see the headquarters of their [weird] club at first sight.
Then he said in doubt: "What kind of strange society is this? Why does it look so low?"
and go away...
Occasionally, once or twice, I don't feel anything.
At the beginning, Chen Yilang greeted passers-by enthusiastically.
Later, more and more students chose to ignore and pass by.
Brother Lang gradually became numb.
"What am I expecting?" Chen Yilang complained silently.
He slumped on the chair, watching the people coming and going outside, and gradually lost his dreams...
"Brother Lang, what should we do?" Li Zixian scratched his head, a little at a loss.
Both Feng Tian and Zhang Jian have already gone to their favorite associations.
Only [Salted Fish Elite] Li Zixian, who had no idea about clubs and organizations, stayed beside Chen Yilang.
He really felt from the bottom of his heart that it would be good to sit here and stay.
Playing with mobile phones, touching fish, and not being able to bask in the sun under the umbrellas, it can be said to be quite flattering.
It's just that I always feel that Brother Lang's base camp is a bit frighteningly deserted.
Cool, whizzing, creepy...
Look at other societies around you.
Every member is desperately distributing leaflets and attracting people, wishing to bring all the canteen aunts who have just got off work over to talk about life.
The atmosphere was absolutely amazing, comparable to a war in Iraq.
【Ding! 】
【Danger! 】
【[Introduction Breath] is coming, please pay attention...】
【HP-10】
【HP-10】
……
I pay attention to the fart.
Chen Yilang, who had long been accustomed to the existence of this thing, directly filtered out this notification in his brain.
"Start Plan B." Chen Yilang lay down on the chair and began to collapse.
Li Zixian: "If you don't understand, just ask, what is Plan B."
Chen Yilang said casually: "Buddhism is a new method."
The so-called "Buddhist recruiting method".
That is to say, "wait for the new law".
It is also known as the "Wishers take the bait to recruit new methods".
That is to follow the arrangement of fate, passively wait for the new students to come to the door, instead of taking the initiative to attack.
The saying goes well.
Searching for a city is worse than waiting for a predestined person.
Those who should come will always come, and those who don't come can't come in a hurry.
One man and one fish, just collapsed in the base camp of [Monster] in such a neat way.
Like a father and son who love each other very much.
Soon, the students around him looked sideways.
"What's the matter with this society? Why are there not many living people?"
"It's really miserable. I just finished visiting the entire Mingshu Square, and I really haven't seen a club worse than this..."
"Which old man created this club? I'll order him a song "Cool"..."
Not only the passing students looked sideways.
Even the students of the school media association who happened to be taking photos around them were attracted.
"Hello, everyone, this is the campus newsletter, and I am the host Xiaoxi."
"Early this morning, the annual club recruiting conference was held again in Mingshu Square, the old place. The atmosphere was very warm and full of enthusiasm."
"And a very interesting society has caught our attention."
"Its decoration is completely incompatible with the base camps of other clubs. After a whole morning, it seems that no student is willing to stay here..."
While the anchor Xiaoxi was talking, the cameraman brother picked up the camera on his shoulders and started recording madly at Chen Yilang and Li Zixian.
Li Zixian: "..."
Chen Yilang: "..."
Hey, hey, that anchor senior sister, that's a bit too much.
Is the dish my fault?
"What should I do, Brother Lang?" Li Zixian felt a little overwhelmed, so he asked Chen Yilang tentatively, "Isn't this too embarrassing?"
"Just pretend you didn't see it." Chen Yilang said lightly, "As long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."
"it is good!!"
So the two continued to paralyze...
【Ding! 】
【You activated the skill [Ruthless Smash] and successfully resisted the attack of [Breath of Involution]! 】
[You have formed a [bond] with [lv10 Salted Fish Elite] and obtained a new skill: [Lie flat]! 】
【You are [Lie flat! ]]
【HP-8】
【HP-6】
【HP-4】
……
Chen Yilang squinted his eyes, lying comfortably.
But of course.
Lying down in place does not mean that he has given up.
He is giving himself a buffer.
Take advantage of this moment to imagine what to do next.
[Phase goal] still has to be completed.
[Strange] He has thought about running this club well, so naturally he can't give up easily.
"Hello, classmate."
A voice interrupted Chen Yilang's thoughts.
He opened his eyes and looked.
standing in front of.
It was a few boys wearing loose white clothes, which looked a bit like exercise clothes.
And they all held the same thing in their hands.
nunchuck.
With this attire, it can be seen that the members of the Nunchuck Association have not escaped.
However, in Nantah University, the popularity of the Shuangxie is not too high, so Chen Yilang rarely hears about the Shuangxie.
So when he suddenly saw a few boys from the Double Association standing in front of him, Chen Yilang was still a little confused.
"I'm sorry, I didn't disturb your sleep, did I?" said the boy in the lead, "It feels like you guys... seem to be sleeping soundly."
"no, what happened."
Chen Yilang glanced at him.
[Information: A scar left on the forehead, with traces of stitches left on it, was mercilessly hit by some hard objects. 】
[Information: A well-defined and muscular arm. 】
...feels like a ruthless person.
Chen Yilang reckoned that this old man might be a bit good at playing nunchuck, and then he beat himself up when he became crazy.
And the logo on the top of this old man's head is "Nunchuck Brother".
Good guy, it looks like a little monster at the level of a dragon suit...but he also has a domineering temperament like a boss.
"Actually nothing."
"I just saw that you put the base camp here, and then did nothing. After half a day, I didn't see a few freshmen coming."
"So I want to ask you, are you still planning to recruit new people?"
"If you don't recruit, can you give up this position to our Shuangxie?"
"Your position is so good, if you don't use it, it feels like a waste..."
"Why not."
"Our brothers invite you two to have a meal."
"In today's position, let us Shuangxie sit for a day."
The old man with the nunchuck said with a smile, "Brother, what do you think?"
while talking.
This old man seemed to be dangling the nunchuck in his hand intentionally or unintentionally.
It always feels like it's implying something...
But Chen Yilang didn't even think about it: "No."
[Nunchaku Brother]'s face immediately changed:
"Senior, you are not interesting."
"I'm a straightforward person, so don't blame me."
"If you want me to say, your behavior is just occupying the latrine and not shitting!"
"Don't you feel guilty for wasting such good campus resources for nothing?"
"Why should I feel guilty?" Chen Yilang took out the license with the seal from his pocket, and threw it lightly on the table.
"The latrine I bought with money can't be occupied anymore? Do I have to shit for 24 hours to call it not a waste of resources?"
Chen Yilang looked directly at [Nunchuck Brother], and said loudly:
"And did I tell you that I don't plan to recruit new ones?"
"Now please touch your conscience and tell me, who is unreasonable?"
"I..." [Nunchuck Brother] was speechless for a moment.
The hand swinging the nunchaku also suddenly became obedient.
The other younger brothers who followed behind him also didn't say a word, they only dared to sneak up and whisper to him: "Look, I'll just say that the seniors are all old fritters, and they are not afraid of new students like us... "
However, the sound was still too loud, and it still vaguely passed into Chen Yilang's ears.
"By the way, I'm also a freshman. You called me the wrong senior."
Chen Yilang lay back on the chair and closed his eyes, "If there is nothing else, you can go back."
"what?"
Several [nunchaku boys] were stunned.
I go?
This person is actually a freshman just like them?
They are still working for others in other associations, so this person becomes the president?
Although this club is indeed cool enough, compared to their younger brothers, it is already more than a little bit better...
"Why, is there any question?" Chen Yilang glanced at these people.
"It's gone, it's gone, I'm bothering the senior... Uh, classmate, you."
A few [nunchaku boys] walked away in despair.
The few of them were actually sent by the president, and their main task was to test Chen Yilang.
If Chen Yilang was a little more dazed.
Then try to trick him or drive him away, and then take his prime spot.
But after a short fight and trial, they came to a conclusion.
Chen Yilang was someone they couldn't afford to mess with, nor could they scare him.
I have tried my best, but I can only give up.
【Ding! 】
【You used [Ruthless Rejection], caused a lot of mental damage, and killed [Nunchuck Brother x3]! 】
[You got: gold coins +3021, experience +1643! 】
[Drop item: [Skill Book x1], blue advanced quality! 】
【Is it picked up? 】
Of course Chen Yilang chose yes, and used it immediately.
【Ding! 】
[You have mastered a new skill: [lv1 high-level nunchaku technique]! 】
(End of this chapter)
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