The Super Dimension Pirates in One Piece

"Oh?" Seeing that the saber in Joan's hand was ignited with magic flames, Arturia showed the holy sword expressionlessly: "It seems that the two of us haven't fought each other for a long time..."

"I feel the same way. It makes me feel a little sick to make people think that we have a good relationship." Joan of Arc changed into a set of jet-black armor in an instant, and waved the flag in her hand: "Let me pierce you, zombie girl!"

"Very well, I also want you to be the rust on my holy sword."

Arturia held a sword in both hands, and the casual clothes on her body turned into armor. The scarlet pattern made this armor look extremely evil.

"Blood"

The phone bug left on the locomotive gave the two parties who were about to break out a meal.

"...You should answer the phone first." Joan of Arc decided to take a step back and take back her sword.

"Are you worried about being sent to the frontier to fish for sardines?" Artoria mocked, "After all, you can't do anything but release explosive flames."

"Huh?!" Joan retorted: "Your leadership ability is not very good either? Didn't you get tricked by the enemy?"

"I will convey your words to Esdesh intact."

"You bastard!" Jeanne's eyes widened in disbelief: "You actually learned to make small reports?!"

"Use off-court factors flexibly, idiot." Arturia smiled mocking Joan's IQ.

"You bastard..." The veins on Joan's cheeks bulged.

The beeping of the "Blu-Bru" phone bug is still going on.

"..."

The fiery atmosphere continued to decay, and Joan curled her lips and said, "You should answer the phone first."

"That's right." Artoria inserted the holy sword into the ground casually, and reached out to pick up the phone.

"Why so slow?" The phone bug imitated Esdeth's cold voice: "Could you two have found an uninhabited island to fight each other?"

"How, how is it possible!" Arturia denied it flatly: "I was riding a motorcycle in the sea just now, so it's inconvenient to answer the phone."

"Oh?" Joan raised her eyebrows, and said with a volume that only Arturia could hear: "The respected Lord Knight King can actually tell lies... Oh, I forgot, now you are the filthy Lord Knight King of Britain , such a trivial matter as lying is naturally easy to handle."

"..." Arturia glanced at Joan coldly.

"This is the best." Estes continued: "Come back quickly, the next battle plan is about to start, you also want to make those bastards look good, right?"

"Ah."

After the call ended, Artoria hung up the phone, and she turned to Joan of Arc: "Do you want to continue?"

"Continue?" Joan of Arc discouraged: "We didn't even fight, forget it..."

"Recently, the group of rats fleeing here and there made me so angry that I didn't know how to release the accumulated pressure." Joan of Arc changed back to her casual clothes, obviously not planning to fight Arturia.

Arturia pointed to the black dress on Joan of Arc: "You just wear this one back?"

"Huh?" Joan of Arc looked down at her attire. After losing her coat, this slim dress... seemed a bit short.

She reached out and grabbed the hem of the skirt, and pulled it down, but the overall length of the clothes was limited, covering her thighs, leaving more exposed parts of her chest.

Joan said with some shame: "...I was wearing a coat before, but I didn't think this skirt was short."

"..." Artoria felt a little upset, but she didn't know where the upset came from.

Jeanne held the hem of the skirt with one hand, and covered her chest with the other: "There is no store in this place, go back and change it..."

Arturia shrugged: "You might as well take off your clothes."

"why?"

Artoria said directly: "Your outfit reminds me of the wandering warblers on the street."

The slim dress was still made of leather, exposing the entire thigh and highlighting the charming figure.

"Huh?" Jeanne glared at her coldly: "You really want to fight with me?"

"You're wearing a swimsuit anyway."

"...How did you know?" Joan crossed her arms and looked at Arturia warily: "When I was changing clothes, you should have turned around."

Arturia pointed at the motorcycle behind her with her thumb: "I saw it by accident in the rearview mirror."

Joan was obviously relieved: "I thought you were interested in me, I'm disgusted to death."

"Interested in you? I'd rather gouge my eyes out."

"..."

"..."

The atmosphere at the scene was a little cold.

"It's fine for me to go back in my bathing suit, but you're wearing casual clothes, isn't it appropriate?"

"I don't want to show it casually..." Before Artoria could finish speaking, Joan who sneaked close to her tore off her coat.

"..." Artoria only felt a chill all over her body.

"...You're wearing a swimsuit too."

"...there is sea water everywhere, just in case." Arturia closed her eyes and then opened them, glaring at Joan with murderous intent: "Have you thought about how to die?"

"We're even." Joan stepped onto the back seat of the motorcycle and sat down.

"..." Seeing Joan of Arc's appearance, Artoria resisted the thought of splitting her and the car in half, and said, "That's not where your seat is."

"what?"

Arturia took out a rope out of nowhere: "I should tie you behind the armored cavalry Alter and ride all the way back."

"unacceptable!"

"Ha..." Arturia picked up the broken clothes with a headache, and then stepped on the motorcycle: "Sit down for me."

Joan put her arms around Artoria's waist.

"Don't touch me casually."

"You think I'm willing?" Joan curled her lips, "I'm worried that you will brake and throw me off."

"Tsk" Artoria smacked her mouth.

"You really want to do this?!"

"Boom!" Artoria ignored Joan of Arc, twisted the handle, and the motorcycle rushed out.

"...Fortunately, I hugged you." The corners of Jeanne's eyes twitched, "You don't want to throw me out so that I can stay on that deserted island, do you?"

"..." Artoria didn't make a sound.

"Speaking of..." Joan of Arc, who hugged Artoria's waist, squeezed it casually, and said, "Your body is actually hot."

"I thought you would be as cold as a corpse~"

Artoria on the motorcycle said coldly: "If you try again, I will throw you off."

Joan snickered from behind: "You really want to do this, right? But you just can't get rid of it!"

"...I'll make you look good sooner or later!"

"crash"

The calm sea was run over by the tires, the waves splashed, and the cool water fell on the bare skin.

Jeanne suddenly said: "...It's quite interesting to ride a motorcycle on the sea."

"Cold-blooded girl, I want to try too."

"What are you talking about without thinking?" Artoria said without looking back, "I am the only one who can make this locomotive fly on the sea."

"...I always feel that you are showing off on purpose." Joan curled her lips in displeasure.

"Also, keep that fat piece of yours away from me."

"Fat meat?" Joan lowered her head in confusion, and then smiled maliciously: "Sorry, it seems that I am better as a woman."

"..." Arturia's face became more and more gloomy.

Joan moved her ten fingers and touched Artoria's barren chest.

"crunch"

The speeding motorcycle stopped suddenly, and Joan of Arc, who left Arturia's waist with her hands, flew out again.

"Bang" fell hard on the ice.

"Bastard!" Joan pulled her face out of the ice, her eyes filled with anger: "This is the second time!"

"It has nothing to do with me." Artoria pointed down: "Didn't you notice?"

"..." Jeanne looked down, and the blue sea turned into a white ice field, and the cold wind blew by, making her shiver.

"How is this going?"

"Those two people are the only ones who can do this kind of thing..." Artoria glanced at the frozen tires.

Joan rubbed her bare arms with both hands, and ran back quickly.

"It's so cold!" Arturia, who was contemplating, had a piece of ice stuffed around her neck by Joan of Arc.

Facing Artoria's cold gaze, Joan said, "Hurry up and go back! I don't want to wear a swimsuit in the snow and ice!"

The two wore swimsuits and returned to the base on a motorcycle.

Estes asked in surprise, "...what are you two dressed up for?"

"...things happen for a reason."

"...something happened on the road."

The two turned their heads to the sides.

Estes asked with interest: "Are you two in love?"

"...This joke is not funny at all."

"Even if it's you, you can't just make such a disgusting joke."

The two men answered in a very aggressive tone.

Estes said regretfully, "What a pity."

"Speaking of..." Jeanne's face was full of disgust: "What's the matter with this guy?"

Kuzan said eloquently, "Ah la la, two beautiful ladies, are you free tonight?"

Joan of Arc said disgustedly: "Huh? You smell too bad, don't come close to me casually."

"..."

Arturia stared at Aokiji coldly: "How dare you compare me with this woman?"

"..." Kuzan scratched his hair and chose to keep his mouth shut.

Artoria turned to look at Esdeth: "Have the reinforcements arrived yet?"

Estes explained: "The big troops are still behind, and Kuzan arrived here one step ahead."

Arturia asked: "What is the battle plan?"

Estes pointed at the two of them: "...Before that, why don't you go back and change your clothes?"

Half an hour later, Joan of Arc and Arturia returned to the meeting room.

Artoria asked: "Do you want to freeze the sea to deter the enemy?"

"That's right, I let you see it." Estes nodded and said, "Kuzan and I used our abilities to freeze the sea from two directions, reduce the gap in the defense line, and prevent the enemies outside from entering. Enemies inside cannot escape."

"Eric, Wendy, Ajin, and Zhongyuan Zhong also moved the islands, so that most of the islands are concentrated into a few places, which is convenient for management and reduces administrative expenses."

"What about the enemies inside the line of defense?"

"Encirclement and suppression, the only way is to gradually reduce the scope of the enemy's activities and continue to suppress their living space."

"Unfortunately, the new weapon developed by Da Vinci has not yet been mass-produced. If it can be put into use, the speed of discovering and annihilating the enemy will be much faster."

"New weapons?"

"I heard it's called an aircraft carrier, and there are also carrier-based drones." Esdeath shrugged: "The advancement of technology has changed the form of warfare."

"Artoria, Jeanne, guard here when I leave the base."

"Hi~" Joan of Arc replied without interest.

……

"Lucci!" Kalifa reported on the phone: "The sea is frozen, and our boat cannot cross it!"

Lu Qi asked in a low voice: "Ice?"

"That's right, Aokiji and Estes should have done it! Your retreat has also been cut off!"

Lu Qi said lightly: "It seems that the Dawn Pirates have already figured out a strategy to deal with us."

"In this case..." Kalifa hesitated to speak.

"Make good use of these cannon fodder before they are consumed."

Kalifa's tone became heavier: "Lucci!"

"Kalifa, there is no need to persuade, the success or failure of the mission depends on it." Lu Qi hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

"..." Hearing the busy tone, Kalifa let go of her hands in a daze, dropped the microphone, and bumped it back and forth on the table while being dragged by the phone line.

"Lu Qi..." Kaku's facial features twisted into a ball.

"Mission failure is death, why not give it a go." Lu Qi glanced at him.

"...You're right." Kaku sighed, sorted out his mood, and asked, "When are you going to do it?"

Lu Qi looked at the posters of Meijiu and Uta, and said, "Two days later."

"Hands off at a concert?"

"Ah."

……

"Report, there are pirates attacking Port Williams!"

"Report, several unknown sailboats have appeared outside Rhodes Town!"

"Hey, hey, what's going on?" Jeanne frowned: "Why are there so many attacks all of a sudden? Are they targeting me?"

"How can you have such a big face?" Artoria sneered at this.

"Huh? Then tell me, what's going on?"

"Don't make noise." Artoria marked the attack that happened just now on the map, and pondered for a while: "The enemy's target may be Miku and Uta."

"Huh? The two of them can't do anything but sing, right?"

"Aren't you the same? You don't know anything except fire suppression."

"...Are you trying to quarrel?"

Arturia ignored Joan's provocation, and picked up the phone bug: "I'll tell them to be more vigilant, or——to do whatever they want."

……

At the backstage of the concert, Meijiu looked at Uta with a dignified expression, and asked with a smile, "Wuta, are you worried?"

"...Well." Uta nodded, and said, "I don't know if anyone will be injured because of this."

"Uta is so kind!" Meijiu hugged her.

Uta drooped his eyes: "...you just want to hug me?"

"Don't worry!" Mei Jiu patted her chest and assured, "They are all my fans after all, so we must protect them no matter what."

"Are you right, Miss Erza, Mr. Chiron?"

"Of course." Both of them nodded at the same time.

Chiron said: "Elusha, according to the plan, you mix into the backup dance team, and I will monitor the audience from a high place."

"Stage performance..." Erza said enthusiastically, "I've wanted to go on stage for a long time."

Meijiu clasped her hands together: "If not, Miss Erza will be my backup dancer in the future."

The corners of Ersha's mouth twitched: "Meijiu, wipe the corners of your mouth first..."

"Ahem..." Meijiu coughed, and said, "Just wait until the villains fall into the trap."

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