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Chapter 97 Is this the setting of Shenma?
Chapter 97 Is this the setting of Shenma?
In the picture, the burly man seemed to be aggrieved, with his eyes slightly closed.
"Daddy! Forgive me for speaking bluntly! It's not a child's skill to pick up a sword with bare hands!"
As soon as this remark came out, all the audience were stunned for a moment. If it's not your skill, then you should put down the white blade in your hand!
I saw the burly man in the picture suddenly opened his eyes: "It's Daddy, your setting is!!"
"100% caught empty-handed!!!!"
……
These big characters hit the hearts of countless people like a thunderbolt!
100% being caught empty-handed? !
In the world of Dragon Ball, Beerus and Weiss are still seriously studying what to eat to give birth to such a burly child, and this sentence confused them again...
I can't understand what the setting is at all, what the hell is 100% being caught empty-handed?
"Wes, what do you think?"
Weiss on the side was stunned for a moment, and took a bite of pudding: "Master Beerus, I will sit and watch!"
Beerus: "?? Even Weiss has become weird now?"
And far away on the earth, in a small town!
A little girl was poking the pink poop on the ground with a small stick with a smile on her face, but her eyes were already attracted by Nezha's appearance in the video in front of her!
"Hee hee (˙︶˙) what a magical setting"
Ala Lei was stunned~
And in the picture at this time, Li Jing was obviously stunned for a moment... From his reaction, it is not difficult to see that he doesn't know what the setting is!
"A bunch of nonsense!!" Li Jing suddenly withdrew the long sword in his hand: "Even so, I, Li, have a handsome appearance! My wife is beautiful!"
"How could you give birth to a wild man like you?!"
As soon as this statement came out, countless strong men in the dimensions of the heavens all nodded secretly. This statement is true!
Li Jing in the video does have a rare demeanor, and the sword aura surrounding him also shows that he is not a weak person!
And his wife, Mrs. Yin, is even more rare and beautiful, and her graceful posture is even more rare!There is nothing wrong with it except being a little boring and perverted!
And look at the burly man in front of him? ... The son's pectoralis major is somewhat exaggerated!
But at this time, in the video, the muscular child seemed to understand something, and said while doing various bodybuilding poses!
"I see! Daddy doesn't like the baby's appearance? That's easy!"
"Although I think my current appearance is perfect! In every sense of the brackets..." I saw the burly man raised his right arm, and the thick hair under his arm was exposed: "Since Daddy doesn't like it, then forget it!"
"Actually, after I was born, there is another chance to redefine my image! Bracket laugh~"
And this slightly heroic movement made countless people feel that their chests are tight and they can't breathe!
Even someone as strong as Frieza has a thorn in his throat at this moment, wanting to madly massacre 100 bald heads to vent his anger!
Moreover, in the picture, Li Jing's painting style directly changed...
The last time I saw a big guy who changed his painting style at will was Saitama~
"That's it, that's great." As soon as the words finished, Li Jing suddenly lost control of his emotions: "What a fart! Where did you come from a copycat online game? What the hell is a bracket smile? Don't add settings to yourself indiscriminately." Hey!!"
The world of full-time masters.
Ye Xiu held back a mouthful of blood from his chest, and felt that there was endless vomit all over his body!
As a top game player, words that are difficult to understand in other worlds are easy for him!
"The problem is!! Your background is the Shang Dynasty!! Are you worthy of being a god?!"
A world of [-] cold jokes.
"Unlike other worlds, the multiple parallel worlds here are already used to it! Oh, of course, we have to rule out some idiot who destroyed multiple universes because of his complaints."
I saw an extremely handsome guy with an accent in his voice, slowly acting as the narrator!
And at this moment, there was an earth-shattering roar from afar!
"Why is there a new setting of pinching the face!!!" With this roar, the entire multiverse trembled violently, and countless parallel worlds were reduced to nothingness in the blink of an eye!
"Tucao's energy has risen again...Really, just increase the workload for me." I saw Fu Lu's face sank, and he restarted the destroyed universes with a wave of his hand.
This level of randomness is like restarting the computer!
"Why did the universe restart again?!!!"
Seeing that the multiverse began to tremble again, King Kong finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart!
"Time Chicken! You'd better shut this kid's mouth!!"
"Why me?" A fat free-range chicken beside him expressed his confusion.
But as soon as the words fell, Little King Kong's eyes were full of murderous intent: "After all, these things happened because of you, right? Isn't it because of you that Nezha became like this?"
"Pinocchio, isn't Snow White all because of you?"
"Ahahaha~ I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you! After all, not all chickens are called time chickens~"
During the speech, the energy of complaining about the report once again increased the workload of Fu Lu Xiaojingang!
On the other side, a certain parallel universe.
Chen Tang Guan Li Mansion.
Li Jing's family and Taier Daoist held KFC, Fat Boy Happy Water, and special popcorn in their hands, watching the video in front of them happily!
For them, this is more like a scene to record the good things of that year!
"Little Zha Zha really jumped for his father back then!" Li Jing said with a warm smile on his lips.
Not yet, waited for the others to reply, only to see the muscular Nezha slapped him with a blushing face!
"I hate Daddy~ Even if you praise him, he won't be happy~"
And this slap of course also severely injured Li Jing, who spit out blood and flew out without knowing how many laps!
And this horrifying scene has become accustomed to the Li family!
"Oh~ not bad"
Master Tai Er said subconsciously, and what greeted him was a blushing face and a devastating palm! !
And at this time in the video.
Accompanied by Li Jing's roar, the burly man in front of him emitted a pink light!And this scene made many people in the world feel uncomfortable!
which worlds?
For example, what kind of magical girl, dancing goddess, Balala little magic fairy, and the parallel world of League of Legends Star Guardian!
And for the parallel universe of the Star Guardian, the last time the Star Guardian was so hot-eyed was Urgot?
I saw the screen turn in the video!
A very low-quality dress-up game page appeared in front of countless viewers!
"Please choose the image you like"
Accompanied by the voice-over, cute girls' heads appeared in the video.
And Li Jing silently wiped the blood off his mouth, sat on the chair and picked up the mouse!
"Is this a game to develop a horse? It also has an avatar, dammit, she's a girl! I've never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger before."
I saw that Li Jing's eyes in the screen at this time were already infatuated, like some big guys who pick their feet and play a girl's development game!
As everyone knows, Ten Cold World has caused a series of bombings in the multiverse due to the appearance of this game!
Soon, the avatar that Li Jing chose was a very cute girl's avatar, with two ball heads tied on the head, very kawaii!
With the click of the mouse, the avatar is determined directly.
And the clothing selection page appeared in the next second!Those sexy and revealing clothes made countless people swallow their saliva!
Among them is Li Jing who is playing a game: "Hey, this costume is not right! But I like it ~ hehe"
Randomly clicked on a purple cloth strip...
"The setting is complete, the character is being generated!"
Li Jing on the screen was slightly taken aback: "So fast? What about your body shape? Don't you need to set it up?"
As soon as the words fell, a pair of breathtaking eyes appeared in the eyes of countless audiences accompanied by infinite flashes!
Even Li Jing's cheeks were flushed, looking forward to watching this scene!
As the light gradually dissipated, a head with a ball was pierced, and its very kawaii appearance was exposed!
And this appearance made Sanji, who had already recovered, spurt a lot of nosebleeds!
But the next second! ! !
With the disappearance of the gorgeous flash, a giant man with a kawaii head appeared on the screen! ! ! !
"Hehehe~ Daddy, this new image looks quite refreshing~" The voice is very sweet, which is the best in everyone's heart!
Of course, ignore the parts below the head!
And Li Jing, who had recovered from his strength, suddenly had another big mouthful of blood!
The long sword that had just fallen not long ago was raised again! !
"Clear your brother-in-law!!!!!!"
(End of this chapter)
In the picture, the burly man seemed to be aggrieved, with his eyes slightly closed.
"Daddy! Forgive me for speaking bluntly! It's not a child's skill to pick up a sword with bare hands!"
As soon as this remark came out, all the audience were stunned for a moment. If it's not your skill, then you should put down the white blade in your hand!
I saw the burly man in the picture suddenly opened his eyes: "It's Daddy, your setting is!!"
"100% caught empty-handed!!!!"
……
These big characters hit the hearts of countless people like a thunderbolt!
100% being caught empty-handed? !
In the world of Dragon Ball, Beerus and Weiss are still seriously studying what to eat to give birth to such a burly child, and this sentence confused them again...
I can't understand what the setting is at all, what the hell is 100% being caught empty-handed?
"Wes, what do you think?"
Weiss on the side was stunned for a moment, and took a bite of pudding: "Master Beerus, I will sit and watch!"
Beerus: "?? Even Weiss has become weird now?"
And far away on the earth, in a small town!
A little girl was poking the pink poop on the ground with a small stick with a smile on her face, but her eyes were already attracted by Nezha's appearance in the video in front of her!
"Hee hee (˙︶˙) what a magical setting"
Ala Lei was stunned~
And in the picture at this time, Li Jing was obviously stunned for a moment... From his reaction, it is not difficult to see that he doesn't know what the setting is!
"A bunch of nonsense!!" Li Jing suddenly withdrew the long sword in his hand: "Even so, I, Li, have a handsome appearance! My wife is beautiful!"
"How could you give birth to a wild man like you?!"
As soon as this statement came out, countless strong men in the dimensions of the heavens all nodded secretly. This statement is true!
Li Jing in the video does have a rare demeanor, and the sword aura surrounding him also shows that he is not a weak person!
And his wife, Mrs. Yin, is even more rare and beautiful, and her graceful posture is even more rare!There is nothing wrong with it except being a little boring and perverted!
And look at the burly man in front of him? ... The son's pectoralis major is somewhat exaggerated!
But at this time, in the video, the muscular child seemed to understand something, and said while doing various bodybuilding poses!
"I see! Daddy doesn't like the baby's appearance? That's easy!"
"Although I think my current appearance is perfect! In every sense of the brackets..." I saw the burly man raised his right arm, and the thick hair under his arm was exposed: "Since Daddy doesn't like it, then forget it!"
"Actually, after I was born, there is another chance to redefine my image! Bracket laugh~"
And this slightly heroic movement made countless people feel that their chests are tight and they can't breathe!
Even someone as strong as Frieza has a thorn in his throat at this moment, wanting to madly massacre 100 bald heads to vent his anger!
Moreover, in the picture, Li Jing's painting style directly changed...
The last time I saw a big guy who changed his painting style at will was Saitama~
"That's it, that's great." As soon as the words finished, Li Jing suddenly lost control of his emotions: "What a fart! Where did you come from a copycat online game? What the hell is a bracket smile? Don't add settings to yourself indiscriminately." Hey!!"
The world of full-time masters.
Ye Xiu held back a mouthful of blood from his chest, and felt that there was endless vomit all over his body!
As a top game player, words that are difficult to understand in other worlds are easy for him!
"The problem is!! Your background is the Shang Dynasty!! Are you worthy of being a god?!"
A world of [-] cold jokes.
"Unlike other worlds, the multiple parallel worlds here are already used to it! Oh, of course, we have to rule out some idiot who destroyed multiple universes because of his complaints."
I saw an extremely handsome guy with an accent in his voice, slowly acting as the narrator!
And at this moment, there was an earth-shattering roar from afar!
"Why is there a new setting of pinching the face!!!" With this roar, the entire multiverse trembled violently, and countless parallel worlds were reduced to nothingness in the blink of an eye!
"Tucao's energy has risen again...Really, just increase the workload for me." I saw Fu Lu's face sank, and he restarted the destroyed universes with a wave of his hand.
This level of randomness is like restarting the computer!
"Why did the universe restart again?!!!"
Seeing that the multiverse began to tremble again, King Kong finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart!
"Time Chicken! You'd better shut this kid's mouth!!"
"Why me?" A fat free-range chicken beside him expressed his confusion.
But as soon as the words fell, Little King Kong's eyes were full of murderous intent: "After all, these things happened because of you, right? Isn't it because of you that Nezha became like this?"
"Pinocchio, isn't Snow White all because of you?"
"Ahahaha~ I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you! After all, not all chickens are called time chickens~"
During the speech, the energy of complaining about the report once again increased the workload of Fu Lu Xiaojingang!
On the other side, a certain parallel universe.
Chen Tang Guan Li Mansion.
Li Jing's family and Taier Daoist held KFC, Fat Boy Happy Water, and special popcorn in their hands, watching the video in front of them happily!
For them, this is more like a scene to record the good things of that year!
"Little Zha Zha really jumped for his father back then!" Li Jing said with a warm smile on his lips.
Not yet, waited for the others to reply, only to see the muscular Nezha slapped him with a blushing face!
"I hate Daddy~ Even if you praise him, he won't be happy~"
And this slap of course also severely injured Li Jing, who spit out blood and flew out without knowing how many laps!
And this horrifying scene has become accustomed to the Li family!
"Oh~ not bad"
Master Tai Er said subconsciously, and what greeted him was a blushing face and a devastating palm! !
And at this time in the video.
Accompanied by Li Jing's roar, the burly man in front of him emitted a pink light!And this scene made many people in the world feel uncomfortable!
which worlds?
For example, what kind of magical girl, dancing goddess, Balala little magic fairy, and the parallel world of League of Legends Star Guardian!
And for the parallel universe of the Star Guardian, the last time the Star Guardian was so hot-eyed was Urgot?
I saw the screen turn in the video!
A very low-quality dress-up game page appeared in front of countless viewers!
"Please choose the image you like"
Accompanied by the voice-over, cute girls' heads appeared in the video.
And Li Jing silently wiped the blood off his mouth, sat on the chair and picked up the mouse!
"Is this a game to develop a horse? It also has an avatar, dammit, she's a girl! I've never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger before."
I saw that Li Jing's eyes in the screen at this time were already infatuated, like some big guys who pick their feet and play a girl's development game!
As everyone knows, Ten Cold World has caused a series of bombings in the multiverse due to the appearance of this game!
Soon, the avatar that Li Jing chose was a very cute girl's avatar, with two ball heads tied on the head, very kawaii!
With the click of the mouse, the avatar is determined directly.
And the clothing selection page appeared in the next second!Those sexy and revealing clothes made countless people swallow their saliva!
Among them is Li Jing who is playing a game: "Hey, this costume is not right! But I like it ~ hehe"
Randomly clicked on a purple cloth strip...
"The setting is complete, the character is being generated!"
Li Jing on the screen was slightly taken aback: "So fast? What about your body shape? Don't you need to set it up?"
As soon as the words fell, a pair of breathtaking eyes appeared in the eyes of countless audiences accompanied by infinite flashes!
Even Li Jing's cheeks were flushed, looking forward to watching this scene!
As the light gradually dissipated, a head with a ball was pierced, and its very kawaii appearance was exposed!
And this appearance made Sanji, who had already recovered, spurt a lot of nosebleeds!
But the next second! ! !
With the disappearance of the gorgeous flash, a giant man with a kawaii head appeared on the screen! ! ! !
"Hehehe~ Daddy, this new image looks quite refreshing~" The voice is very sweet, which is the best in everyone's heart!
Of course, ignore the parts below the head!
And Li Jing, who had recovered from his strength, suddenly had another big mouthful of blood!
The long sword that had just fallen not long ago was raised again! !
"Clear your brother-in-law!!!!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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