Football should be played like me

Chapter 412 The King of Penalties, Reaching the Top of the Premier League

"Emma, ​​you're late!"

Morici, who played one day later, excitedly told his sister the good news.

But in exchange for a Wuzhishan!

Moric covered his red and swollen face and looked at his girlfriend Tia: "Tia, are you crazy?"

Tia was filled with righteous indignation: "You are crazy! Emma is your sister, how do you talk?"

Emma was also a little baffled at the side, she was obviously wearing underwear today.

Morici pondered for a while, suddenly realized, and slapped himself.

What a strange homonym!

"You fans, don't you all call Lu Yang, 'I Lu'? Then when others call your idol, they say 'You Lu'." Moric explained, "It's like fans outside of Arsenal. When talking to Arsenal fans, they say you are the number one midfielder in the Premier League."

"Then the commentator just said that Newcastle United shouldn't be framed as a penalty kick. If you have to talk about penalty kicks, you can only say that Lu Yang's penalty kicks are too stable, so let's just call it Lu Dian!"

"So, adding it up, isn't it 'your land'?"

"Your family, Lu Yang, scored a penalty kick! Are you all right?"

Emma felt that what her brother said was quite reasonable.

Immediately opened his own social media, posted a photo of Lu Yang's punishment, and tweeted to Everton, with the text: "I've ordered it, are you convinced? If you don't accept me, you will cry when you click it!"

Morici immediately felt that it was not very good, and shook his head: "You are a girl, it is not good to play this kind of homophonic meme after all."

Emma nodded: "Yes, so I used your account just now."

Morici? ? ?
Are you really not worried about your brother's leg being kicked off by Everton players?

Brother's legs, not legs, but your little mouth that you smeared with honey for Lu Yang's happiness?
The major media immediately put their communication resources on the match between Newcastle and Everton, and spoke highly of Moric's speech.

"longlive friendship!Morici watched the Newcastle game at home and complained for Lu Yang! "

"What a land!Morici successfully coined words! "

"One point one brother!It means that after Lu Yang scored a penalty kick, he was cheered by his good brothers, which is the modern version of a friend in adversity! "

"Moric does not hesitate to show off to cheer for Lu Yang! "

"Moric watched the game on a large scale, and the picture was so dirty? "

"Moric's revealing behavior has ruined the reputation of the Premier League. Unexpectedly, he is such a person!" "

The dissemination of news is always accompanied by distortion.

Some unscrupulous tabloids made up things without knowing the situation.

In the end, Morici was involved.

From time to time, an English public welfare organization even attacked Morici, defining him as an exhibitionist.

But at the same time, the European "Shadow Showing" Mental Illness Center also regards Morici as their member, speaks for Morici, and hopes that the society will accept Morici. He is innocent, it is a disease, and he should not While bearing the harm caused by illness, he also has to bear the harm brought to him by society.

Morici was so moved that he wept bitterly.

I am on my horse, thank you for giving me the voice of the buff center.

I'm not going to run for president of the United States, so what's the point of stacking buffs?

……

Back to the game.

The second half of the game begins.

The Newcastle players clearly felt the entanglement of the Everton players.

Zero to zero and one to one are different.

Zero to zero means that no one has scored, no matter what the situation says, we are evenly matched, no one is stronger or weaker, at least not in the players' hearts.

But one-to-one means that a certain party has been tied.

For Everton, this means that they cannot stop Newcastle's offense.

But the more you know you can't stop it, the more you want to do it?
The more you want to block, the more you want to escape.

There are also some people who want to struggle desperately and attack.

In short, team opinion is mixed.

If the head coach doesn't make convincing arrangements at this time, the team will lose control.

The result is consecutive conceded goals.

In Manchester United last season, there were many consecutive losses like this... Forget it, let's not mention these unhappy ones.

Let's be happy.

In Maguire last season, there were many such consecutive mistakes that caused the team to lose the ball.

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No. In the 606th minute, Lu Yang then plugged in a fake shot and passed the ball to Bridge.

Bridge's long shot was blocked by Marinho.

Manzhujovic grabbed the first spot and gave the football to Sauber.

Sauber does not stop the ball and shoots directly from long range.

The football hit Marinho's hands.

The referee blows his whistle again!
And point the finger!

Another penalty!
Marinho immediately complained, and he made it clear that he definitely did not intend to touch football.

It was the football that hit his arm.

The referee also understood, but he did not intend to change his penalty.

Because after Marinho blocked Bridge's shot for the first time, his body movements were deformed, and his hands changed from behind his back to open, making it easier for him to turn around.

As a result, he turned around and was just kicked by Sauber.

His hands are literally set away from his torso.

It's almost like opening your arms and embracing your look.

Even if the football is in his hands, it is Marinho's own problem.

Defensive players must have the awareness to cut hands when they are in their own penalty area.

"How much Newcastle gave you, I will give you double!" Marinho turned around and complained to the referee.

The result was heard by the referee.

The referee immediately showed him a yellow card and gave him a serious warning.

The commentator immediately said: "This is an unnecessary yellow card. Marinho should not challenge the authority of the referee. This penalty is the same as the previous one, and there is no problem."

"Lu Yang appeared at the penalty spot, and he was the one to take the penalty."

"Can Nelson Deda defeat Lu Yang this time?"

"Oh! It's a pity! Deda is still a little short! Lu Yang's penalty kick is too tricky, he is not afraid of kicking the football away at all. It is impossible to save this kind of ten corners!"

"Of course, this is also related to the fact that Lu Yang has a good shot in this game. After all, he has kicked a penalty once, and he is very relaxed physically and mentally."

"When Lu Yang took the first penalty, he was relatively conservative."

"In that case, Newcastle United scored twice with Lu Yang's penalty kick, leading Everton by one goal."

"Lu Yang and Everton had an argument about the penalty before. At that time, Lu Yang said that the penalty is also one of the manifestations of the team's offensive impact, which may be difficult for many people to understand."

"But this game should make that point clear."

"Everton completely lost the initiative in front of Newcastle. They had to use various fouls to block the impact of Boyle, Chiesa and Sauber."

"I have to use big moves to fight against Manjujovic, Rees, and Lu Yang."

"Half of the fouls like this are actually between yellow cards. So far, Newcastle has won [-] more free kicks than Everton!"

"When those fouls happen in the box, it becomes a penalty."

"So, the reason why Everton fell behind was not because of these two penalties, but because they couldn't limit Newcastle's offense!"

But what the commentator didn't say was that there should be no penalty kicks in the future.

Because Everton, who is behind, is bound to make a complete counterattack.

Newcastle will have more opportunities to directly threaten Everton's goal and score directly.

However, in the No. 704 minute, with Flick's protective replacement of Bridge and Beckenham, Everton gradually found some initiative.

Their possession rate during this period began to overtake Newcastle.

This is related to Flick's order brought by Beckenham.

Flick asked the players to retreat back to the defense, especially Boyle and Rees.

Thereby completely eliminating the chance of Bajzami counterattacking and scoring.

On the other hand, this is also related to the different types of Beckenham and Bridge.

Newcastle, which has lost the core of the frontcourt attack, does not mean that it cannot attack, but simplifies the offense.

Speed ​​up.

The backcourt goes wide and passes directly to the winger, and then the winger crosses.

Then Everton took the ball and counterattacked again.But Newcastle didn't have too many people going up, most of them could intercept and then play to the wide players.

Back and forth.

I used to play one offense, but now I can play two, three or four times.

The football suddenly became hot, and the possession of the ball was constantly exchanged between the two sides.

At this time, tactics are not so important.

Because everyone is actually playing transition offense.

The conversion attack is the weakest link that the team's tactics can radiate.

It is also the link where the player's personal ability can best reflect.

The French second left winger Ruberg, who had been silent for a whole game, began to frequently create threats.

In the 707th minute, Ruberg made an excellent free kick in the frontcourt and took the penalty himself.

But Amerucci was in such a good state that he saved a free kick that went over the wall.

Then Weigard took a corner kick, and it was Ruhberger who succeeded in the header.

But it is a pity that the football was slightly higher than the crossbar and missed the opportunity to equalize the score.

In the 80th minute, Chiesa took a long shot from the outside and won a corner kick for Newcastle.

No.801 minutes, Beckenham took a corner kick.

Lu Yang succeeded in snatching the point forward, and then slammed after the header.

Manjujovic has a header.

Deda is worthy of being a Brazilian octopus. In this case, he made a save response and blocked the football.

But Marinho, who rushed over, was pushing Lu Yang, who was about to make a follow-up shot.

The football just hit Marinho's forearm.

Lu Yang, Manjujovic, Chiesa, Sauber and others immediately raised their hands to indicate that there was a handball!
At the same time, Lu Yang was still fighting against Marinho, and finally the two fell to the ground.

The referee's whistle came a little late.

But it was late.

Watching him point the penalty for the third time, the entire St. James' Park became a sea of ​​joy.

The Everton fans withered instantly.

Too bad!
It's really moldy!
Of course, Deda is more desperate than the fans.

Facing Newcastle's offensive wave, he didn't concede a single goal in the sports game, and his high-block performance was almost divine!

But... I can't stand the brothers giving away some crazy!
boom!
Lu Yang shoots.

Deda knelt on the ground halfway through the save.

Because this time, he even guessed the direction wrong.

He didn't struggle anymore, just knelt on the lawn like this, he needed to be quiet.

"Again! Hat trick!"

"Penalty hat trick!"

"Is this Lu Yang's response to Everton? Everton said that Newcastle got too many penalties, and hope that such a thing will not happen in this game."

"As a result, Lu Yang directly scored three penalties and slapped the face! This is a typical Lu-style face slap!"

"21 goals! With this top hat-trick, Lu Yang once again secures the top scorer position in the Premier League!"

In the next game, the ball rights continued to be exchanged.

However, after receiving Lu Yang's key care, Lu Berger did not have the wonderful performance before.

It's a pity that Everton's center Savio is such a good fulcrum, and the head coach Sheldrew just can't use it. If he insists on letting him do the work of a poacher, it is naturally impossible to perform well.

The reaction in the game is that Savio is always a beat behind.

Always missing the ball and missing opportunities.

Finally, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.

Newcastle [-]-[-] easily beat Everton at home.

The two teams played back and forth, but the pressure on Newcastle has not been great.

After the game, Lu Yang and Baizami exchanged jerseys.

As the best player in the game, he was interviewed by the media.

Reporter: "You completed a special hat-trick, are you excited?"

Lu Yang: "I'm not too excited. I have done a lot of unpopular hat-tricks, and I have scored penalty kicks before. I am mainly worried now. I am afraid that Everton will announce that they beat us [-]-[-], because our The goals are all penalties."

"I am also very worried that they will criticize the referee after the game, even if it is a golden whistle referee who is known for being strict and fair and specially replaced by the Premier League committee."

"Everton's players are capable, but their head coach is obviously not worthy of this team. And the management who chose this head coach is obviously not smart enough."

Reporter: "It is said that when you were in the game, in order to pray for you to win, Moric showed some dew!"

Lu Yang? ? ?

"Uh... this..." Lu Yang has so much experience in interviews that he was stuck, "This... I hope the media will remember to code Momo and increase the mosaic range, otherwise I'm worried Momo's female fans are disappointed."

Puchi!

The reporter didn't hold back, even though he had received professional training, he laughed on the spot.

Of course, the news of Moric's dew point has always been a niche culture after the game.

The real mainstream media is all about something much scarier.

With Arsenal's defeat at Anfield the next day, Tottenham took away a point as a guest at the Blue Bridge. After the No. 15 round of the Premier League, the standings took on a new look.

Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Newcastle, four teams with 29 points!
Although because of the goal difference, they still have their own rankings.

But the main media are more willing to think that this is a manifestation of four teams reaching the top of the Premier League at the same time!

Because there are still many schedules, the four teams theoretically have the opportunity to surpass the other three teams.

And...Newcastle ranked fourth in the standings, and Newcastle topped the Premier League standings, would the effect be the same?

The latter is obviously draining.

"Heavy!Newcastle's 29 points are unmatched in the Premier League!The relegation team originally aimed at the Barclays Cup! "

"Wonders of the World!Four teams on top!The Premier League may usher in the most exciting season yet! "

"Four championship teams, but one is not big6 - Newcastle United, a new force in the Premier League! "

"Six consecutive victories in the Premier League!Eight consecutive victories in all competitions!Newcastle found the feeling of winning! "

"The magpie rises, the phoenix dances for nine days!"Newcastle Landing Point, aiming for the championship! "

"The Seven Traces Are Really Coming!"A team with Lu will always be a championship team!Can Newcastle continue the myth that he must have a heavyweight champion every season in his career? "

"Don't be too optimistic!Behind Newcastle's six-game winning streak are four relegation teams! "

"Why Not Optimistic?West Ham United, Everton and other strong teams have all died in Newcastle, and Newcastle's fourth season has become a guaranteed consumption! "

"Lu Yang brought Italian elements to England, the Seven Sisters of Serie A became the Seven Sisters of the Premier League? "

Many fans and players also found it very interesting.

Qi Zuo said happily: "This is magical. I played in the era of the Seven Sisters of Serie A, and I am honored to be part of one of them. I also witnessed the new Serie A sisters a few years ago."

"And now, the Roman wolf king is at Manchester United, the Viola king and the new zebra prince are at Liverpool."

"Moric is at Arsenal, Lu Yang is at Newcastle."

"It's not even just the Seven Sisters of Serie A. In addition to the stars of the Premier League and Serie A, the Seven Sisters of the Premier League also brought together world-class players such as Lima, Moreira, Robery, Dominguez, and Joseph."

"Sometimes I really envy the fans of the Premier League, who can see such a passionate game full of suspense."

"We Real Madrid fans are more boring, because although the league has only played fifteen rounds, we are already ahead of the No.2 Barcelona by ten points!"

That's pretty gnarly!

The Premier League big6 has thus become the Premier League Seven Sisters.

But "Sky Sports" is very good at grasping the essence. They said: "A few years ago in the era of the new Serie A Seven Sisters, San Remo finally ranked eighth in the league."

The meaning of this sentence is that they are still not optimistic about Newcastle.

Even Newcastle now has the highest points in the Premier League.

Because Newcastle has no substitute.

If this problem is not resolved, all professionals know that Newcastle will collapse in the second half of the season.

It's just a matter of time.

It's not that Lu Yang is not strong, but that Lu Yang can't act against the sky.

Real Madrid's core players have suffered serious injuries year after year, and the only solution is to pile up more core players.

Newcastle doesn't talk about stacking cores now, just stacking ordinary players.

But just can't do it.

……

On December [-]th, Newcastle still had a full lineup to face the sixth round of the UEFA Cup, which had already qualified ahead of schedule.

Without him, train soldiers.

After halftime, Lu Yang and Manjujovic were replaced.

In the end, they won the game [-]-[-] and entered the UEFA Cup knockout round.

In the knockout round, the UEFA Cup becomes more difficult.

Because the second place in all the UEFA Cup groups will fight fiercely with the third place in the UEFA Cup group to get the chance to enter the knockout round.

And most of the No.2 in the Europa League are No.3 who can't win the Europa League.

So Newcastle's next opponents are basically teams from the Europa League.

As for the teams in the Europa League, there are fifth and sixth places in the five major leagues, as well as some league cup champions and second, third and fourth place in the league.

The strength is more than one grade higher than the UEFA Cup.

From a competitive perspective, the UEFA Cup has been overwhelmed by the Europa League.

But from the perspective of business and influence, the UEFA Cup, which is of lower quality, has the opportunity to completely explode the UEFA Cup in the future.

Especially when the UEFA Cup champion has a place in the UEFA Champions League play-offs, if the UEFA Cup does not change, it can only be overtaken by the UEFA Cup.

On December 16th, the No.[-] round of the Premier League.

Newcastle challenged Leicester City away.

Reese assisted Lu Yang to score in the first half.

In the second half, Manjujovic assisted Bridge to score.

But Leicester City is also a strong team with strong mental attributes. They scored two goals in the last 15 minutes, ending Newcastle's six-game winning streak in the Premier League.

As a result, Newcastle directly fell out of the Champions League from the top of the Premier League.

It can be called ups and downs.

Although they may only need one win to go back, and even rank second and third in the standings, the media doesn't care, they are only responsible for gimmicks.

The real gap can only be left to people with clear minds to study.

On December [-], after the play-offs of the UEFA Cup, all the top [-] players were born, and the draw ceremony was held.

Newcastle's opponent is Anderlecht, a giant team in the Belgian First Division.

This is a middle mark.

Because among the teams that fell from the Europa League, there are a few teams that no one expected.

For example... Tottenham, the Premier League's big 6!
In the No.15 round of the Premier League, this team had the same 29 points as Newcastle and was the top team in the Premier League.

Obviously, they intend to abandon the European war.

But I didn't expect that I just got out of the Europa League and then entered the Europa League.

They are unwilling to go all out, but Tottenham may not give up the UEFA Cup, which can be promoted by playing for fun.

And even Tottenham's semi-main lineup is enough to make UEFA teams, including Newcastle, drink a big pot.

December [-]th.

In the No.17 round of the Premier League, Newcastle played against Crystal Palace at home.

Crystal Palace rejected the purchase of American capital this year. Its boss convened several like-minded entrepreneurs in England and brought a large amount of transfer funds to Crystal Palace.

And they got German siege hammer Oliver Stipelmann, Belgian Messi Insittens, former Roma Manchester United midfielder Valera, the most talented young striker this summer, Menshire, and Lu Yang chased the Argentine international center Herain who was fighting for a position.

This lineup makes them currently ranked No.8 in the Premier League standings, almost squeezing into the Premier League Seven Sisters.

Both sides played passionately in this game.

Stipelmann pulled a wide pass and set up Hera as Crystal Palace broke the deadlock.

But then Chiesa received a pass from Lu Yang and shot from a small angle to tie the score.

Returning from midfield, Tavares assisted Reese with a long-range shot.

But then Valera assisted Charles to score again, tying the game [-]-[-].

At the last moment, Boyle made a cross from the bottom, and Sauber scored a shot in front of the goal, killing Crystal Palace.

In stoppage time, because Sitens hit the crossbar with a long shot, he missed the last chance.

Crystal Palace therefore lost to St. James' Park, leaving three points.

But unfortunately, the top four in the Premier League all won, and Newcastle was still stuck outside the top four.

This is also Newcastle's ninth unbeaten league game.

Such a record is the best footnote for the upcoming World Footballer Awards Ceremony.

That's right!

The World Footballer Awards Ceremony will be held on December 22 in Zurich, Switzerland, where the FIFA headquarters is located.

The ceremony was very grand. In addition to the top [-] current superstars on the list, [-] new football stars were also invited, aiming to give young players more opportunities to experience the on-site atmosphere of the highest honor in world football.

Motivate young people to be positive.

These ten young players include Chiesa, Menshire, Petek, Robin Fan, Nagy, Versach, Raheem and many other favorites or topical figures.

Why no Aveiro and Highlander?

Because their two names are in the list of 50 people!

And on the day when the list was announced, many people called this list of 50 World Footballer of the Year-Lu Huang's list!

Because among the fifty stars, there are six who came from the Miracle of San Remo.

There are 20 people who have been teammates with Lu Yang and have played together!
Among the top [-] football players in the world, Lu forces occupy half of the country!
The influence of Sanremo Miracle is continuing to ferment.

The Champions League must belong to Lu Yang's record. With Lu Yang joining Newcastle, the team passed away without qualifying for the Champions League.

However, the law that there must be Sanremo Miracle players in the Champions League champion team, there is a high probability that it will still be valid this year.

Because almost all the popular teams in the Champions League this year have former San Remo players.

One day in the future, it is unknown whether there will be more San Remo Miracle players on this list, and whether there will be more Lu Yang's teammates dominating the list.

But one thing is known.

That is this football event, held only for one person.

(End of this chapter)