God-level game designer starts with scared crying anchor
Chapter 300 I'm an Expert
Chapter 300 I'm an Expert
Although "I Wanna Maker" only sells for one yuan, and the picture is simple and visible to the naked eye, Mr. Xiao San's hand holding the mouse still trembles slightly.
Although Xun Ze's stand-alone game says that you get what you pay for, it is uncharacteristically cheap, there must be endless traps, and there is also a lot of malice waiting for Teacher Xiao San.
It's just that there are so many viewers watching in the live broadcast room, Teacher Xiao San can only bite the bullet and enter the game.I don't know what's going on, although I feel a little worried, Teacher Xiao San has a kindness for this game from the depths of his soul.
"Maybe this game is not as bad as I imagined..." Teacher Xiao San muttered, and officially entered the game.
Teacher Xiao San discovered that the character he was operating was a villain in blue clothes, a red cape on his shoulders, and a small pistol in his hand, and the background and scene of the game were very simple.
It's so simple that it looks like it was made by a rookie game designer, not by Xun Ze, the youngest five-star game designer.
According to the novice guide of the game, Teacher Xiao San learned that the operation of this game is not complicated, except for moving, double jumping, and the shooting button, there are no other operations.
After jumping off a high platform, Teacher Xiao San saw a spike in front of him, which seemed untouchable at first glance, so he jumped over it with a double jump.
But the spikes suddenly lifted into the air and almost hit the villain in the game.
Teacher Xiao San thumped in his heart, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "You want to trick me with such a trap? Mr. Xun, you think me too simply!"
The villain comes to a new scene, there is a deep pit ahead, and there is a gap below the other end of the deep pit, as long as you jump directly, you can pass through the gap and reach the other end of the deep pit easily.
It's just that the row of spikes under the deep pit made Mr. Xiao San vigilant, especially after seeing that the spikes could take off in place, he decided to play it safe.
"There is definitely a trap here, let me seduce it first." Teacher Xiao San said, after a jump, he quickly used a double jump to bring the villain back to the jumping place.
I saw a row of spikes rising suddenly at the bottom of the deep pit. If Teacher Xiao San hadn't seduced him like this, he would have been stabbed by the spikes.
"Teacher Xiao San is amazing! You can see through the trap of the dog thief at a glance."
"If it weren't for the Spiky Flying Apsaras before, Teacher Xiao San would probably be gone."
"That spike was a complete failure."
"It's probably to let the players know that there are many such traps behind!"
"Tutorial for beginners, right?"
"I'm a master! How could such a trap be against me?" Teacher Xiao San raised his chin slightly, his tone full of confidence.
After saying this, Teacher Xiao San jumped down from the deep pit and was about to reach the gap, but suddenly a bunch of colorful balloons rose up from the bottom of the deep pit, wrapped the little man in it, and sent the little man to the ground in one breath. in the universe.
Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room sent bullet screens to convey their merciless ridicule.
"Hahahaha! Didn't expect that! There are still traps here."
"Goodbye mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight."
"Teacher Xiao San stopped thinking."
"Gou thief can't do business! It's a pity not to put an advertisement in the universe."
"Sure enough, he is a master! He is as high as the universe."
In the starry sky next to the balloon, a line of big characters slowly emerged - "I Wanna Maker"!The masterpiece of the year!Welcome to experience!
Seeing this line of big characters, Teacher Xiao San sneered and said, "Wow! The masterpiece of the year! It's amazing! Do you want to use this game to win the best game of the year for Blue Star? Ghost!"
Teacher Xiao San almost shouted the last word, he pressed the reset button, and the villain returned to the nearest save point.
"Hahaha! Teacher Xiao San, this may be one of the endings of this game!"
"The end of the universe, right?"
"Ms. Xiao San's last word 'ghost' was very heartless and helpless."
"This game is really interesting!"
"The main reason is to see Teacher Xiao San having fun!"
In the second challenge, Teacher Xiao San seduced the spikes and balloons, and finally jumped to the gap opposite the deep pit, and came to the front of the save point, but there was no response at this save point.
At first, teacher Xiao San thought the game was stuck, or BUG, but after several attempts, there was still no gain.
He squinted his eyes and looked carefully at the save point, and then saw two words written on the save point that looked like a signal light—false.
"Are all the save points fake?" After Teacher Xiao San said something unhappily, he could only keep going.
When he jumped up the steps and was about to land on the third step, a row of spikes suddenly emerged from the bottom of the steps, piercing the villain into a blooming red firework.
And after the villain was stabbed to death, a new save point appeared above the fake save point.
Looking at the huge GAME OVER on the screen, Teacher Xiao San couldn't help being silent for a while.
The audience in the live broadcast room once again sent out merciless ridicule barrage.
"Hahaha! Didn't expect that! There are also thorns here."
"This wave of thieves is on the third floor, but Teacher Xiao San is still on the first floor."
"Forget it, Mr. Xiao San, we won't be angry with you."
"Teacher Xiao San, come on!"
"Teacher Xiao San can't do it to death."
After the silence, Teacher Xiao San said with a groan: "Why does this save point appear with a delay!"
After resuming the challenge, Mr. Xiao San seduced the spikes on the steps, and immediately jumped to the new save point, but unexpectedly the new save point suddenly enlarged, directly hitting the villain to death.
And on the enlarged save point, you can clearly see four words—also false.
"Ah! Why are you a fake!" Teacher Xiao San excitedly let out a groundhog cry.
After the excitement, Teacher Xiao San could see that there was no save point here at all, so he could only proceed cautiously, and after dying several times in succession, he finally came to the next scene.
Fortunately, there is a real save point at the entrance of the new scene. After the save was successful, Teacher Xiao San sighed softly.
In the new scene, three spikes stand on the ground not far from the save point, and above the spikes are two large characters made of mud—Hi Ya.
Teacher Xiao San seduced the spikes, but the spikes did not respond. He jumped over the spikes and continued to move forward, but he did not go far, and the word "Ya" suddenly fell down.
"Oh no--"
Teacher Xiao San exclaimed, but unfortunately this game is not a voice-activated game, he can only watch helplessly as the villain is crushed to death by the word "Ah".
He guessed that the spikes would go up, but he didn't guess that the spikes were simply blocking the way, and the real trap was the two large characters above.
Once again challenged, Teacher Xiao San successfully seduced the word "Ya" without being hit.
"Hey! Can't hit me..."
Teacher Xiao San hadn't finished speaking, but the side of the word "Ya" quickly broke away, and then, like a spinning top spinning at high speed, it hit the villain to death at once, and then fled the scene quickly.
"Ah—" Teacher Xiao San was so angry that he let out the groundhog call again.
Thank you for your subscriptions, monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, collections, and other support, thank you everyone.
Thank you [Titanium Alloy Straight Man, Brother Qi] for your reward, thank you for your support.
(End of this chapter)
Although "I Wanna Maker" only sells for one yuan, and the picture is simple and visible to the naked eye, Mr. Xiao San's hand holding the mouse still trembles slightly.
Although Xun Ze's stand-alone game says that you get what you pay for, it is uncharacteristically cheap, there must be endless traps, and there is also a lot of malice waiting for Teacher Xiao San.
It's just that there are so many viewers watching in the live broadcast room, Teacher Xiao San can only bite the bullet and enter the game.I don't know what's going on, although I feel a little worried, Teacher Xiao San has a kindness for this game from the depths of his soul.
"Maybe this game is not as bad as I imagined..." Teacher Xiao San muttered, and officially entered the game.
Teacher Xiao San discovered that the character he was operating was a villain in blue clothes, a red cape on his shoulders, and a small pistol in his hand, and the background and scene of the game were very simple.
It's so simple that it looks like it was made by a rookie game designer, not by Xun Ze, the youngest five-star game designer.
According to the novice guide of the game, Teacher Xiao San learned that the operation of this game is not complicated, except for moving, double jumping, and the shooting button, there are no other operations.
After jumping off a high platform, Teacher Xiao San saw a spike in front of him, which seemed untouchable at first glance, so he jumped over it with a double jump.
But the spikes suddenly lifted into the air and almost hit the villain in the game.
Teacher Xiao San thumped in his heart, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "You want to trick me with such a trap? Mr. Xun, you think me too simply!"
The villain comes to a new scene, there is a deep pit ahead, and there is a gap below the other end of the deep pit, as long as you jump directly, you can pass through the gap and reach the other end of the deep pit easily.
It's just that the row of spikes under the deep pit made Mr. Xiao San vigilant, especially after seeing that the spikes could take off in place, he decided to play it safe.
"There is definitely a trap here, let me seduce it first." Teacher Xiao San said, after a jump, he quickly used a double jump to bring the villain back to the jumping place.
I saw a row of spikes rising suddenly at the bottom of the deep pit. If Teacher Xiao San hadn't seduced him like this, he would have been stabbed by the spikes.
"Teacher Xiao San is amazing! You can see through the trap of the dog thief at a glance."
"If it weren't for the Spiky Flying Apsaras before, Teacher Xiao San would probably be gone."
"That spike was a complete failure."
"It's probably to let the players know that there are many such traps behind!"
"Tutorial for beginners, right?"
"I'm a master! How could such a trap be against me?" Teacher Xiao San raised his chin slightly, his tone full of confidence.
After saying this, Teacher Xiao San jumped down from the deep pit and was about to reach the gap, but suddenly a bunch of colorful balloons rose up from the bottom of the deep pit, wrapped the little man in it, and sent the little man to the ground in one breath. in the universe.
Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room sent bullet screens to convey their merciless ridicule.
"Hahahaha! Didn't expect that! There are still traps here."
"Goodbye mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight."
"Teacher Xiao San stopped thinking."
"Gou thief can't do business! It's a pity not to put an advertisement in the universe."
"Sure enough, he is a master! He is as high as the universe."
In the starry sky next to the balloon, a line of big characters slowly emerged - "I Wanna Maker"!The masterpiece of the year!Welcome to experience!
Seeing this line of big characters, Teacher Xiao San sneered and said, "Wow! The masterpiece of the year! It's amazing! Do you want to use this game to win the best game of the year for Blue Star? Ghost!"
Teacher Xiao San almost shouted the last word, he pressed the reset button, and the villain returned to the nearest save point.
"Hahaha! Teacher Xiao San, this may be one of the endings of this game!"
"The end of the universe, right?"
"Ms. Xiao San's last word 'ghost' was very heartless and helpless."
"This game is really interesting!"
"The main reason is to see Teacher Xiao San having fun!"
In the second challenge, Teacher Xiao San seduced the spikes and balloons, and finally jumped to the gap opposite the deep pit, and came to the front of the save point, but there was no response at this save point.
At first, teacher Xiao San thought the game was stuck, or BUG, but after several attempts, there was still no gain.
He squinted his eyes and looked carefully at the save point, and then saw two words written on the save point that looked like a signal light—false.
"Are all the save points fake?" After Teacher Xiao San said something unhappily, he could only keep going.
When he jumped up the steps and was about to land on the third step, a row of spikes suddenly emerged from the bottom of the steps, piercing the villain into a blooming red firework.
And after the villain was stabbed to death, a new save point appeared above the fake save point.
Looking at the huge GAME OVER on the screen, Teacher Xiao San couldn't help being silent for a while.
The audience in the live broadcast room once again sent out merciless ridicule barrage.
"Hahaha! Didn't expect that! There are also thorns here."
"This wave of thieves is on the third floor, but Teacher Xiao San is still on the first floor."
"Forget it, Mr. Xiao San, we won't be angry with you."
"Teacher Xiao San, come on!"
"Teacher Xiao San can't do it to death."
After the silence, Teacher Xiao San said with a groan: "Why does this save point appear with a delay!"
After resuming the challenge, Mr. Xiao San seduced the spikes on the steps, and immediately jumped to the new save point, but unexpectedly the new save point suddenly enlarged, directly hitting the villain to death.
And on the enlarged save point, you can clearly see four words—also false.
"Ah! Why are you a fake!" Teacher Xiao San excitedly let out a groundhog cry.
After the excitement, Teacher Xiao San could see that there was no save point here at all, so he could only proceed cautiously, and after dying several times in succession, he finally came to the next scene.
Fortunately, there is a real save point at the entrance of the new scene. After the save was successful, Teacher Xiao San sighed softly.
In the new scene, three spikes stand on the ground not far from the save point, and above the spikes are two large characters made of mud—Hi Ya.
Teacher Xiao San seduced the spikes, but the spikes did not respond. He jumped over the spikes and continued to move forward, but he did not go far, and the word "Ya" suddenly fell down.
"Oh no--"
Teacher Xiao San exclaimed, but unfortunately this game is not a voice-activated game, he can only watch helplessly as the villain is crushed to death by the word "Ah".
He guessed that the spikes would go up, but he didn't guess that the spikes were simply blocking the way, and the real trap was the two large characters above.
Once again challenged, Teacher Xiao San successfully seduced the word "Ya" without being hit.
"Hey! Can't hit me..."
Teacher Xiao San hadn't finished speaking, but the side of the word "Ya" quickly broke away, and then, like a spinning top spinning at high speed, it hit the villain to death at once, and then fled the scene quickly.
"Ah—" Teacher Xiao San was so angry that he let out the groundhog call again.
Thank you for your subscriptions, monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, collections, and other support, thank you everyone.
Thank you [Titanium Alloy Straight Man, Brother Qi] for your reward, thank you for your support.
(End of this chapter)
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