He knows Pokémon better than me

Chapter 54 Blue Cola, Pigs Don't Drink It

After finally calming down Xiaolan's urge to commit suicide, the three of them had black faces and could only go fishing again.

Since the mud had just been disturbed by a certain flea, no fish should be hooked in a short time, so Xiaogang got up and went to the back to get some drinks.

Sure enough, the big sister Bikini went to the upper-class area to fish, which made him feel lost for a while.

"Here."

After a long while, Xiaogang sat back on the bench and threw a bottle of blue Coke to one person.

Xiao Zhi took the drink and took a closer look, his brows furrowed, and he said in a bad tone:

"Blue? I don't drink it."

Xiao Lan also frowned and said:

"Well, we really drink red in the new town, and blue happy water doesn't even drink pigs."

These words made Xiaogang's rare eyebrows stand up.

He can endure other things, but this matter is intolerable no matter how good-tempered it is.

"We all drink blue Cokes in Nibi City, and red ones are used to flush toilets."

The two of Zhenxinzhen were immediately furious and stood up abruptly.

"Isn't the blue one a toilet cleaner?"

"No one really likes to drink blue foot wash, right?"

"Huh? Isn't there a fool who drinks red, red can't even flush the toilet!"

In an instant, the three of them blushed and quarreled, drinking red or blue. This is a difference in concept. Seriously, it can even rise to the height of a country of racial beliefs.

this is a big problem.

"Shake it." "Shake it." "Shake it."

At this time, the fishing rods supported by the three of them suddenly trembled at the same time, and the three of them quickly gave up the endorsement of their happy water and put their attention back on the fishing rods.

"Red, Eternal God!!"

Xiao Zhi let out a loud roar, and with the strength of his waist, he pulled up the mountain and slammed the fishing rod up.

"Holo Holo."

A familiar khaki small fish reappeared and landed in front of him.

Xiaozhi: "."

He threw the ugly fish out with his backhand.

Don't come, Ugly fish brother, what I want is the rarest Pokémon!

On the other side, Xiao Lan also took a deep breath and shouted:

"Red, Eternal God!!"

She suddenly picked up the fishing rod, and a black shadow rose into the sky again, with a huge momentum and an old and vigorous aura.

"Di. Congratulations to the trainer for getting the item [Broken Glove (Left Hand)]."

Her Pokédex automatically broadcasts reports.

Xiaolan: "."

Jenny Turtle!

After all, I have completed the right foot of the pair of boots just now! !
Seeing this, Xiaogang just shook his head at the two of them, full of disdain.

Immediately showing his white teeth, he firmly grasped the fishing rod in his hand, and shouted in a deep voice:
"Blue is the eternal God!!"

The next second, a shell-shaped Pokémon broke the water and landed on the deck.

The yellow spiral shell, plus the blue soft body, and a pair of big black eyes, looked around ignorantly.

"Didi. Ammonite beasts, ancient Pokémon, because the ancients were delicious, they have become extinct. Only in the ancient recipes are there records of cooking methods."

"Di. Ammonite beasts, ancient Pokémon, are thought to be extinct Pokémon tens of thousands of years ago. Everything about their ecology is a mystery."

The two Pokédex simultaneously issued two versions of the broadcast.

Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "?"

It seems that ssr is out again?
Xiaogang smiled proudly, and his backhand was a Poké Ball to conquer the Ammonite Beast again.

Conquering two fossil Pokémon in a row made him very happy, and he didn't care about the battle of beliefs, he said with a smile:

"Hee hee, I'll go get you two red Coke, remember to drink more, I'll take the rest back to the room to flush the toilet."

Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "."

Jenny Turtle!

We are ashamed of Zhenxin Town.!

Since Xiaogang had already obtained the Pokémon he wanted, he simply quit the game.

The two Fossil Pokémon were not badass, and he didn't want to expose them.

So he simply folded the broken fishing rod and stopped fishing. He just brought tea and water to the two of them, and peeked at the bikini big sisters around.

And Xiaozhi continued to walk the shit luck, catching an ugly fish every half an hour, throwing one and catching another, an infinite loop.

He wondered if it was this ugly fish, knowing that he would not catch it, and deliberately prostituting bait below?

The fish who prostitute are not happy!

On the other side, around Xiaolan's bench, there are already many more props.

[Broken boots (left)] [Broken gloves (left)] [Broken socks (left)].
Only one side is the most outrageous, she is wondering if someone is targeting her Xiaolan!

But she took a closer look and saw that the flea was still fishing alone not far away, and it was impossible to use one-sided boots for diving to disgust herself.

So, are you really old and unlucky QAQ? !
In the end, she could only look beside her, her bulging steamed bun twisted Nini, and said embarrassedly:

"Well, fellow, I can't catch Pokémon anyway, why don't you give me your fish? I'll exchange these boots with you?"

Wen Yan Xiaozhi didn't even think about it, and threw the ugly fish he just caught in front of Xiao Lan.

The latter suddenly showed a big smile.

She no longer wants any rare Pokémon, and it would be great to catch a carp king.

I saw that Xiaolan threw the Pokeball, and the ugly fish on the deck didn't dodge, so they were included in it.

If you don't shake, you will be prompted to accept it.

At this time, Xiaolan's illustrated book also sounded a mechanical prompt.

"Di. Ugly fish, beautiful Pokémon. Although they look ugly, they will become the most beautiful Pokémon after evolution. They are very rare Pokémon."

Xiaolan: "!"

Xiaozhi: "?"

He was trembling with anger, with tears rolling in his stomach, he suddenly pulled out the picture book, and he was about to throw a straight pitch into the sea.

"Pokédex, you cheated on me!?"

After a long while, the picture book made a sound.

"Di Di. The battery is less than 1%, and it has automatically shut down."

Xiaozhi: "."

Isn't this picture book of Nima solar energy, the big yellow ball on it, is it the moon?
Up to duck!

evening.

The fishing competition has officially ended, and the selection process has begun.

Many people have harvested a lot, some people have caught the Tyrannosaurus carp dragon, and some people have caught the stinger jellyfish.

Even the author of the book "The Old Man and Seafood", the old captain, went fishing in person, and finally caught a blue-skinned shark in his sixtieth year.

"Wow, what a big fish, it's a tiger shark!"

"It turns out that there are also giant tooth sharks in our Kanto region?"

The people around were shocked.

And Xiaozhi's trophy was nothing else. After the ugly fish was given to Xiaolan, it seemed that his luck was also sent out, but he couldn't catch any more fish.

I had no choice but to submit the [broken boot (left)] to the selection.

But to his surprise, he saw another familiar object in the exhibition line.

[Broken boots (right)].

It is followed by a line of small print.

Contestant, the trophy of Zhenxin Town Xiaomao.

Xiaozhi: "."

Depressed, he finally laughed.

"I actually caught boots, haha, this little Mao is really stupid, hahaha.!!"

On the other side, a spiky-haired boy laughed at the same time.

"I actually caught boots, haha, this Xiaozhi is so stupid. Hahaha."

As for the final winner is none other than a vigorous girl from Zhenxin Town.

With an ugly and ugly fish crown, Xiaolan overwhelmed the audience and became the champion of this fishing competition.

Most people know the preciousness of Ugly Ugly Fish, even in its habitat - Fangyuan area, this is an extremely precious Pokémon.

I saw Xiao Lan walked onto the stage and took the microphone. It was time to start delivering the championship speech.

"Well, all I have to say is one sentence."

The scene in front of everyone's eyes made Xiaolan blushed, and finally her neck was horizontal, and she roared loudly:
"Coke, only the red one is the champion!! The blue one, pigs don't drink!!"

Unexpectedly, this sentence was like dropping a super bomb into the deep water, and the whole scene suddenly became uncontrollable.

"Where's that stinky girl from, isn't the red foot wash?!"

"Isn't there really a pig who likes to drink blue?"

"I'm just a passerby, let me tell you one thing, the red one really smells like shit."

"Shut up, in our Dry Leaf City, we drink Seven Up, and Coke is used to flush the toilet!!"

"Coke is your dad"

The scene fell into an extraordinary chaos.
However, looking at the noisy scene below, Xiao Lan, who was standing on the championship stage, showed a flushed look, as if her soul had already ascended to heaven.

"I finally win glory for Zhenxin Town."

She burst into tears.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Xiao Lan sneaked down with her tongue out not long after.

The complacent look is obviously very satisfied with this rhythm of the opening of the group.

She found Ash for the first time, and threw him a small card with a rainbow pattern on it.

Seeing the inexplicable expression on the latter's face, Xiao Lan explained with a smile:
"Hey, this is the No.1 prize~ When you pass by Golden Yellow City, you can go to the Rainbow Group there and exchange this card for a magical Eevee."

"According to the organizer, that Ibrahimovic can evolve infinitely~"

she said mysteriously.
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(2 is more spicy, ask for a ticket!!)
(I want to slow down the pace recently)

(End of this chapter)