Conan: I'm not really a winery boss

Chapter 17 How to make Kuroba Kaito fall in love with me

Chapter 17 How to make Kuroba Kaito fall in love with me
Before I knew it, it had been more than a month since I came to live in Hongzi's house.

At least Fu Jiang thought it was more than a month.

At six o'clock in the morning, he sat up from the bed on time, and then put on the neatly folded new black clothes.

After breakfast, the old butler drove Hongzi to school, while Fu Jiang went to the forest to exercise.

Although this can't change his physical fitness, it can at least keep him in shape, otherwise he suspects that he will gain weight in such a life.

"quack--"

As soon as he went out, the crow on the branch screamed pitifully, and the flock of birds flew away.

The small animals moved their ears, shifted their eyes together and saw the tall black figure at the entrance of the mansion, and ran away together.

"Ba la la energy, do la do la..."

The system was turned on, and Fu Jiang first glanced at the human brain in the inventory, and sighed softly.

Then take out the Gallic smoke of the gin and the burning oil lighter.

"Ah~ Qinjiu, I'm hiding in the mountains, you can't find me."

The system shut down, leaving the cigarettes and the lighter outside. These two things do not need to be safely stored in the inventory.

Fu Jiang put away his things, started his morning exercises, and did it completely from stretching to jumping.

Then go back and wash up, and wait for the housekeeper to come back and take him to learn to drive.

Yes, he is going to learn to drive. Life can’t just be about cooking. Although the meals he cooks are amazing and delicious enough, one cannot easily feel satisfied.

There is a brilliant sea of ​​stars ahead, how can I stand still?
Under the horrified eyes of the old housekeeper in the passenger seat, Fu Jiang didn't scratch the car, and at the cost of paying for a headlight, he parked the car intact in front of the villa after a few laps.

"How is my driving skill?" Fu Jiang got out of the car and closed the door proudly.

"Very good." The old housekeeper's brow dripped with cold sweat, "It's just that you... don't seem to like to take the usual path."

Obviously there is a spacious mountain road, why do you want to drive into the woods?Are you playing obstacle course?

Fu Jiang shook his head, "Mr. Steward, you have to remember that there is no road in the world, and if there are too many people walking, it will become a road. This is what I said."

"This is what Mr. Zhou from Huaguo said..." After meeting Fu Jiang's gaze, the old housekeeper coughed.

"But you reversed the order of the two words, so you did say it."

Seeing that the old housekeeper finally said something fair, Fu Jiang nodded.

"Okay, you can go pick up Hongzi, didn't she say that the Christmas school organizes skiing today..."

As he was talking, he suddenly froze, huh?There seems to be something wrong.

It was spring a month ago, so now...it might be winter, that's normal.

It's common sense my friend...but Christmas is absolutely outrageous!
……

In the evening, Hongzi returned home by car.

When she entered the door, she was holding a figure of herself in her hand, and the old housekeeper behind her was carrying packages full of large and small gift boxes.

"You seem to be in a good mood." Fu Jiang held a goblet in his palm and took a sip of sherry. It wasn't the after-dinner wine Oloso last time, but the pre-dinner appetizer Fino sherry.

"Of course, they gave me a lot of presents, ohhhhhh." Hongzi covered her mouth and laughed loudly.

This is probably contentment, Fu Jiang, who knew what happened, sighed softly.

"So, Kuroba gave you a gift too?" Fu Jiang wiped the corner of his mouth with a napkin.

"No." Hongzi's expression sank, and he gritted his teeth, "Among the boys, he is the only one who doesn't!"

"Thinking about it, she might be a girl." What Fu Jiang said even made sense to him.

Hongzi froze all of a sudden, "How is that possible?"

"Have you seen evidence that he is a man?" Fu Jiang glanced at her.

"No..." Hongzi's eyes were full of suspicion, no way, could it be that Kaito Kuroba is really... no no no, the magic mirror clearly said that he is a man.

"Okay, let's make sure!" Hongzi clenched his fists, "Use the magic mirror to peek!"

"Can the magic mirror do this kind of thing?" Fu Jiang's long and narrow eyes slowly widened, "What a disgusting mirror, really shameless!"

The old housekeeper's expression froze.

Master Tomie, why are you scolding the magic mirror?Obviously the person who was peeping was Lord Hongzi, the old servant felt that it was unfair!

But he really didn't dare to say it in front of the two of them, so he could only hold it in his heart.

"Hey, anyway, anyway, he must be a man, as the magic mirror said."

Hongzi took a deep breath, "Besides, you don't know what happened today, I will never forgive him again!"

Hongzi recounted what happened today in detail. She tried to control Heiyu's heart by using the magic props love stickers, but it was inexplicably ineffective.

And the sticker corresponding to her was also pasted on the back of her classmate Fujie by Kaito, causing her to almost fall in love with Fujie.

"Do you understand? That guy Kuroba Kaito used magic to deal with me! I will never show mercy again, and I will use magic to destroy him directly!"

Hongzi's hair floated up one by one, with his palm facing up, as if he was about to create a fireball.

"Haven't you been using magic to deal with him? It is said that he used magic to deal with you, but that is your magic being used instead?"

As he said, Fu Jiang picked up a Gaul cigarette, but after thinking about it, he still didn't light it with a lighter, so he took it back after sniffing it.

He had asked Hongzi before that he had never smoked before.

Um?Wait, aren't my attributes locked by the system?Even smoking doesn't do any harm.

But smoking teeth yellow... But you can buy teeth whitening props.

But that would have to be fun, and it would be harmful to other people's health!Do not smoke!

Hongzi was speechless by Fu Jiang's words, his expression changed one after another, and finally he said bitterly:

"No road race! Anyway, taking advantage of the full moon tonight, I want to ask Lucifer directly how to make Kaito fall in love with me!"

"Lucifer? I really want to see him." Fu Jiang touched his chin with interest.

"You can see it if you want."

Hongzi took Fu Jiang to a basement that had nothing to do with the scientific style.

"Put in the dragon's whiskers, the mermaid's tears, and the kappa's eyes, and then put in Kuroba Kaito's avatar, this letter."

She threw everything she had prepared into the bubbling magic cauldron.

"The devil of the underworld, the kings who rule the darkness, lend me strength, lend me strength..."

The full moon is hidden by dark clouds.

"Evil Lord of Darkness, listen to my prayers, quickly summon the Fallen, Lucifer, King of Purgatory! Now is the time to uncover your ugly posture and answer my questions! Come forth, Lucifer, now Come to my side!"

Without changing his face, Hongzi chanted the incantations that were as shameful as Fu Jiang's system summoning words in the second grade.

Fu Jiang frowned slightly, is this really a begging attitude?Wouldn't it be much better to change the ugly posture into a majestic one?
The red liquid in the cauldron turned into blue, and the flames gushed out, forming a distorted grimace of blue flames.

"Who is it? Who is the fool who summoned me?"

Hongzi ignored him, but excitedly shouted:
"Sarcasm! Answer me, Lucifer! Tell me how to make Kaitou Kidd love... love... love... cough cough."

Hongzi blushed and coughed a few times. He obviously wouldn't be embarrassed to tell Fu Jiang before, but why did he suddenly feel ashamed to say it.

"On the night of the full moon, those who have committed deep sins will open their way in the sky, burn his wings with the fire of red lotus, let the cold river of Hades wrap him, and he will cough cough cough."

Lucifer replied in a deep voice.

"As expected of you, you can understand the true meaning that I failed to express, very good, retreat..."

Just when Hongzi was about to let the tool man crawl, Fu Jiang stopped her.

"What it means is that if you burn his hang glider with a fireball, he'll fall into the river and catch a cough."

The corner of Hongzi's mouth twitched, and he looked at Lucifer with a questioning gaze.

"Exactly." Lucifer replied with his head held high.

"Ahem." Hongzi pushed Fu Jiang in front of Lucifer, "I'm sorry if you ask."

Fu Jiang stood in front of Lucifer, his dark and deep eyes were looking straight at the huge flaming head in front of him.

"Oh, this aura is no less than that of my lord Satan. Who the hell are you? No, a demon." Lucifer said loudly.

After a few seconds of silence, Fu Jiang turned his head to look at Hong Zi, "It's too shameful, I need to add more money."

"Ten thousand yen, I don't have much pocket money, and the housekeeper won't let me spend it carelessly." Hongzi agreed after thinking about it.

Fu Jiang nodded, took a deep breath, the veins on his forehead popped up, and the second student raised his hands high:

"King of Purgatory Road~~~ Xifa! Tell me, how to make the Kaito Kid Kuroba fall in love with me!!!"

Hongzi:? ? ?
Lucifer: ...

(End of this chapter)

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