I'm going to have a fight with Superman

Chapter 951 The Knight of the DC World

"Sister Harley, the heavenly upgrade card you gave me doesn't seem to work!"

A week after the Lucifer Desire incident, Harley had been looking forward to waiting for a warning call from Lucifer Morningstar—to tell her not to touch him in the future, or to kill her—and then she quibbled, “It has nothing to do with me, it’s all 'Self-Assertion' of the Angels of the City of Silver".

As a result, Lao Lu seemed to be self-cultivating, he insisted on holding on, and did not express his opinions or issue warnings in any way. It was Harley's former younger brother, the doctor of neurology, who came to the door in person.

"How could it be useless? How could the Heaven Card be a fake? Besides, you are not dead, so how do you know it is useless?"

The big head took out the Tiantangshan mobile phone, opened the door dog, and found his "Infinite Paradise Limited Helicopter Card".

"Sister Hali, look, I clicked on it, and the binding information immediately appeared on it. You can bind with me, and when I encounter misfortune, I can take the initiative to play a role."

"Well, I specially prepared benefits for you, so that if the card is still there, but people die inexplicably, it would be too worthless." Harley nodded.

"Well, this function is very good, but now it can't be bound." In front of her, Datou clicked on the card with gold background and silver characters, and a conversation box immediately popped up next to it - this guard dog can be bound Is the owner of the account bound immediately?

The big head chooses "Yes", but the phone vibrates with "Dididi", and another dialog box pops up - the Infinity Paradise Limited Express Card cannot be bound to this account.

Harley was also stunned for a while, and then strangely looked at the big-headed dwarf who was less than 1.1 meters tall but had a head with a diameter of 50 centimeters. "Where have you been in the past two years?"

"It's in my original city, why?" Datou didn't know why.

"This is an Infinite Paradise Limited Helicopter Card, do you know what it means?" Harry asked.

The big head nodded first, then shook his head, "Before I thought it could help anyone go straight to heaven, but now it seems that I guessed wrong."

"Actually, the literal meaning is already obvious. Heaven is unlimited. Even if you don't believe in Christianity, but believe in Buddhism, you can directly enter the Buddha's kingdom."

"Wow, it's stronger than I thought." Big Head exclaimed.

"But there is a limit to its direct promotion, it must be less than 30 sins to be useful, if you can't bind it, it means your sins are heinous.

By the way, after the Brainiac incident, didn't you turn your back on your old ways and become a superhero? "Harry wondered.

Big head and big face flushed, at a loss, embarrassed and ashamed.

"To Sister Halle, I don't hide anything. I...I'm short of money. Being a superhero is too expensive. Every time I meet a charity gala, I have to donate money. What kind of superhero is it if I don't donate money?
In order to maintain their image, they have to spend money on dressing up, buying hot spots, and suppressing negative news by the way.

But I’m not the second generation of rich people, I haven’t got a decent job yet, I’ve been unemployed all the time, and my image is not good, so no business would ask me to make commercials or movies
I had no choice but to quietly form a 'big head gang', earning quick money while spending it as a hero. "

Harry was speechless and helpless.

On the day when Asmodeus descended, Green Arrow greeted casually, and more than 200 heroes came, which shows how busy the superhero industry is today.

She is the chairman of the Sky Eye Association, and she knows that there are more than five hundred heroes who have been registered.

This is not counting the superheroes of the earth outside the United States.

And the number of heroes is skyrocketing every year, with a growth rate of more than 20%!

Because of their abilities, most of the heroes are in good shape and good temperament. Even if their appearance is not perfect, at least they are better than the deformed species like the big head.

Compared with them, Datou is indeed not very competitive in business development.

But she can't directly send money to the younger brother, and the relationship will change after giving money.

"Boss, I think you need to modify your character design." Harry rubbed his chin and thought about it: "In the past, when you were a superhero, your reference objects were Tearman, Bertman, Flash, Wonder Woman, etc. League of Legends, this won't work."

"Isn't Zhenglian a role model for Chaoying?" Datou asked suspiciously.

"They are role models for ordinary superheroes, but they shouldn't be your imitation targets. You don't have the ability to make money from black technology, you don't have a good image to go to Hollywood guest movies, your eloquence is mediocre, and you can't appear on variety shows.

But what about the heroes of Zhenglian?
Needless to say, Batman, his Batbike costs more than 70 US dollars.

The Flash runs a national-level scientific research laboratory, and his image is good. He is the city card of Central City.

Not to mention Wonder Woman, who is currently at the top of the list of commercial value (Superman is squatting in the spring).

More importantly, do you know how much the US government spends on Zhenglian every year? "

Harry stretched out his right palm, "Including the daily maintenance of the watchtower, [-] billion!"

"Burn money!" Big Head exclaimed.

"So you understand? Compared with individual members of Zhenglian, you can't compare. Compared with organizations, others rely on the state's finances, you can't compare.

You can only go a different way, but this way is not standing against the superhero and being a super criminal. "

"Then what should I do?" Datou humbly asked.

"Super criminals are too black, pure black; Justice League is too white, pure white. You can be a hero who is not black. For example, if you are short of money, don't attack ordinary people.

That's too much of a crime, look at you now, you can't even use a helicopter card.

You have committed a crime, but you haven't made much money, so why bother? "

Harry couldn't help but look at the old little brother with a little disdain in his eyes.

"Anyway, for a power user like you, kidnapping a rich and unkind businessman, or a corrupt politician who broke the law is no different from kidnapping an ordinary person.

It's better to spend more time looking for the target, find the heinous rich man, don't open for three years, and open for three years.

After getting the money, take out 9% and give it to the lonely elderly who live on relief funds, the poor who have no medical insurance but are seriously ill. charity organization.

Those ordinary people who have been favored by you will definitely be grateful to you and love you more than tearing Man.

More importantly, if you punish rape and eliminate evil, not only will you not lose merit, but you will be able to cleanse your sins.

The remaining [-]% is enough for you to eat meat, drink in big bowls, and live a decent life of a hero. "

Harley thought that he jumped three feet high with his big head and shouted excitedly, "Miss Halle is wise", but he didn't want his big face to wrinkle into a ball, showing obvious hesitation and worry.

"What questions do you have?" she asked.

The big head said slowly: "Sister Halli, your idea is very good, but it is not realistic.

Because people who are rich, unkind, corrupt and perverting the law are often smarter and very ruthless.

Smart, ruthless, rich and powerful, they will hire powerful security guards. The security guards have guns and can kill me.

They or their family members can take revenge on me afterwards, buy murderers to kill me, and hire people with stronger abilities than me to kill me.

Bullying ordinary people is different.

They are poor because they have no ability, not even the ability to make money, and naturally they have no ability to retaliate against me.

Even if there are superheroes who stand up for them, everyone knows that superheroes don't kill people, at most they send me to prison.

Within a few months, I was out of prison again. "

Harry reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but he was too short to pat his big head.

"Boss, I'm not Bruce Wayne, I also climbed up from the bottom step by step. Back then, I just refused to sell Du Ping in the snack bar, and they quietly beat me up.

Even now, there are demons and evil gods who intend to form a witch hunting team to take revenge on me.

So, I am not unreal, I fully understand your situation and concerns.

The question is, what do you want.

If you can endure being ignorant, hated by thousands of people, accomplishing nothing in life, and endless torment in hell after death, then you can wander as you like.

If I could endure a life of mediocrity and cowardice, I wouldn't be who I am now.

If you are not reconciled to being more glorious than the hero of Zhenglian, and not reconciled to being more handsome and having more Internet celebrity girlfriends than you, you have to pay something. "

Harley didn't just pour chicken soup for the old brother, she called Selena and whispered a few words to her.

After a while, Selena brought a set of shining golden armor with a face of reluctance.

"Hey, this is the heavenly armor. After you put it on, you will no longer be afraid of sniper assassination, or the explosion of a bomb on a car site, and you can spread your wings and fly quickly to escape."

"Sister Halli, is this for me?" The big head widened his eyes, his voice trembling.

"It's not for you, but for you. If you choose the past life, you won't need this set of armor.

As you said, superheroes love you more than ordinary people, and they will never kill you.

If you re-create your character and choose to be a new man, this set of armor will help you.

In addition, I will give you a "Paradise Mountain watch" that can be loaded with guard dogs. You can also use merit points while wearing the watch to ensure that you can recover from injuries immediately when you are plotted against and revenged by the powerful. "

"Remember, you used to overthrow Brainiac, the most villainous man in the universe, by virtue of your mind control ability. You are not a weak chicken!" Harley patted his head and said in a deep voice.

"Thank you Sister Halli, I am determined to change my past from now on and become a criminal hero!" Datou said excitedly.

Harry shook his head, "It's not a criminal hero, it's a chivalrous man! After you go back, don't be in a hurry to be a chivalrous hero, and read the Eastern martial arts novels and TV series first.

I will give you a list, focusing on the heroes named 'Yue Buqun' and 'Jiang Biehe'.

As long as you can imitate their three-point charm in the future, it is guaranteed that this set of heavenly armor will be left as ashes at home-it will not be used at all, no one will plot against you, but everyone will praise you, praise you, and love you. "

"Really?" The big head was dubious.

"There is no evidence to say it, you will understand after reading it. If you don't understand anything, you can @我, and I will help you through the guardian dog."

"Even if he has been your little brother for two days, he won't even send out the Heavenly Armor!"

After the big head left happily, with a face full of expectations, Selena complained.

"I'm the young master of the Silver City now, so what's the matter if you wear the heavenly armor of the third-class soldier?"

Selena was pleasantly surprised when she heard this, "You mean, you want to change my equipment?"

Harry opened his mouth, and a ball of golden light shot out from his throat, fell to the ground, and turned into two huge angel wings stained with blood.

Just bathing in the holy white light emanating from the feathers, Selena felt that her exhaustion was swept away, and her mind became clearer and more flexible than ever before.

"Asmodeus' wings?"

"Wrong, Lucifer's Wings, Lucifer Desire! Feathers and bones containing the authority of a hypocrite can help you and Ivy each create a new set of angel armor."

Selena struggled for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "It's enough for Ivy and I to have bones, and save the feathers to make a duvet for Helena."

(End of this chapter)