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Chapter 904 Praying Priest Barbara
Chapter 904 Praying Priest Barbara
Jim Gordon was shocked at first, and then thoughtful.
"You don't want me to be your spokesperson, do you?" He asked with a strange expression.
"Aren't I a god? Let me tell you, I have several gods, the Virgin Mary, the God of War, and the Valkyrie." Harry raised his chin, "If it weren't for our many years of friendship, such a good thing would not have happened in tens of thousands of years." On yourself."
Gordon hesitated.
He should have rejected her outright, because he knew about 'God's exorcism' and guessed that she was looking for him to be the spokesperson for Gotham's exorcism affairs-her own reputation was "stink", no one asked her for exorcism, She asked him, a police superintendent who often dealt with crime cases, to be her spokesperson.
He didn't want to violate the concept of "law supremacy" that he had insisted on for decades.
But he wasn't the "Muggle Gordon" he had been for over a decade now.
Now that he is more familiar with extraordinary events, he can confirm at least three things: First, all souls who have degenerated into evil spirits in the midst of grievances must have serious grievances, and most of the murderers are devoid of humanity and cruel.
It is the responsibility of any law enforcement officer with a conscience to seek justice for the victims.
Second, after witnessing the transformation of Paul and Tess from evil spirits to holy spirits, his three views were greatly impacted, and he could no longer insist on the belief that "the law applies to all situations".
The law can be used between the living and the living, but when a person dies like a lamp goes out, everything in the mortal world disappears, and the law naturally loses its meaning.
The law can't even protect its life, and now it is not required to obey the law. Even God does not agree.
Third, to settle the cause and effect as soon as possible is good for both the evil spirit and the murderer.Even if he escaped legal sanction now and avoided the entanglement of evil spirits, what about after death?
God remembers and arranged everything early.
"What will the spokesperson of God do?"
His voice was hoarse and trilled, and it sounded in his ears as if it came from someone else's mouth.
He understood that asking this question meant that he was already a little moved.
Why are you excited?
Gordon immediately asked himself again in his mind.
Is it for justice?
A few points.
But he couldn't deceive himself, and he also had blood welling up for the extraordinary power of becoming the "agent of God".
"It's very simple, how the pastor serves God, how you serve me..."
Harry changed his tune impromptu.
She doesn't need others to serve her, and the vanity and meager faith of the idea are far less joyful from the bottom of her heart than the realization of the idea.
Thinking of this, Harry suddenly froze.
Did Brother God think the same as her?
"Your philosophy means 'God exorcises magic'?" Gordon asked.
"Not only do you have to practice God's exorcism. As an exorcist who uses God's exorcism, you must also understand the classic teachings and social laws of the local mainstream beliefs." Harley said.
Gordon was a little surprised. He thought she was putting her ideas above the law.
Like she's been putting herself above Gotham law all these years.
Seeing his expression, Harley explained: "God's exorcism is measured by God's teachings, and it is already a complete system.
But exorcists who use this theory must also have their own views of right and wrong.Because there is no unified belief and law in this world, the cases faced by exorcists will be very complicated.
For example, I beat Paul and Tess with the God stick, and the confession stick forced them to think and act in the way God taught.
That's fine because they're Christians, and the laws they've believed in their lives are Christian.
If Paul was a Buddhist believer, the confession stick forcibly engraved the teachings of God in his mind, and finally he carried out his revenge with this thought, would he be redeemed?
Obviously not.
He will feel that his personality has been humiliated and his beliefs have been tarnished, and he will only become more resentful and depraved.
Our purpose is to save all people.
Exorcism is not revenge for the purpose of killing, let alone advocating and practicing the values of the exorcist.
We must respect every living person and every undead in an exorcism case, respect their beliefs, and respect the laws they have adapted to all their lives.
Of course, it’s still the same as the previous sentence. The world is very complicated, and exorcists have to be flexible. It is obviously a cult or unreasonable law, so there is no need to abide by it. "
"I see." Gordon said solemnly.
If it was said that he was a bit reluctant to be Harley's spokesperson for the sake of justice and extraordinary power before, but now that he heard her words, he actually somewhat recognized her ideas.
"The confession stick can only hit the evil spirits of Christians. What should I do if I encounter people from other sects?" He asked again.
"When the time comes, you can call me and decide whether to hire a 'foreign teacher' for him according to the situation."
"Can you invite gods from other sects?" Gordon was shocked.
Harry nodded slightly, "I drank wine with Odin, ate noodles with Buddha, almost all famous gods are related to me.
Either owe me a favor, or owe me money. "
"God still owes money?" Gordon's eyes widened.
"If you encounter a pagan evil spirit, I can take you to his god's house to collect the bill, and ask him to do a little favor by the way."
Gordon's expression twisted.
"What weapon are you used to?" Harry asked.
Gordon was startled, and said, "I'm a policeman, with a pistol, Glock 19."
"I'm used to using baseball bats, so I inlaid tears of repentance on the heavenly silver baseball bat. You also need a weapon that can calibrate the thoughts of evil spirits. You can carry it around without being obtrusive, and you can get used to it," said Harry.
Gordon was pleasantly surprised: "I can also have an exorcism weapon?"
"of course."
Gordon thought about it excitedly, and said, "Blunt tiger finger!"
"Jerby." Harry called into the open space of the living room.
The circle was self-generated, and with a bang, Yebi appeared in the center of the summoning circle.
"Remember his breath," Harry pointed to Jim Gordon, and told Yebby, "I will give you the confession chain. Gordon.
Charm 1 summons the chain of repentance, spell 2 summons your power, and spell 2 summons your deity. If you find it troublesome, you can arrange a clone to respond to his call. "
Gordon was all the more excited to see Jerby and hear this.
Yebi glanced at him, depressed, but still agreed, and only made one request: "It's okay to respond to the summon, but the magic materials and magic power required for the summon must be provided by the exorcist."
Gordon immediately said: "It's okay, I'm Harley's 'spokesperson' now, Harley should give Wonder Woman a look and lend me some power, right?
Although I have no magic power, I can activate the summoning circle with divine power. "
Harry said with a blank face: "It's turned around, but I still need to help? Yebi, you teach him a set of spells that don't require magic power."
Jebi said helplessly, "At least shed some blood, and draw a hexagram with the blood."
Harry looked at Gordon, she had no objection if she didn't shed her blood anyway.
"Okay." Gordon didn't object.
He has been a black mage for more than a decade and a half, and he knows that summoning a demon with the lowest rank is a price that most mages cannot bear.
Jebico is stronger than the Duke Demon, and with only a little blood, it is almost equivalent to paying no price at all.
"Harry, don't you want to borrow my power?" He looked at her anxiously and asked.
"You are an exorcist, what do you want my divine power for?"
"How can it be useless? If I encounter a powerful evil spirit, I may not be able to defeat it." Gordon said.
——And there are not only evil spirits in Gotham, but more criminals who are more vicious than evil spirits.
"That's why I called Jerbi here so that you can summon the evil spirit when you encounter it."
Before going to Mr. Asal, Harley really didn't mind lending him 0, 1 (Marquis level) divine power.
But since it is known that borrowing divine power will increase the pressure on the body from divine power, it would be too wasteful to use the "skill slot" on Gordon.
"Summoning Yebi is called a professional counterpart. Even if you encounter a powerful demon, the effect of finding Yebi is better than using my divine power.
My divine power can only make you resist beatings, but cannot help you solve troubles. "Harry said.
Gordon froze for a moment, it seemed reasonable, but...
"I don't have your divine power in me, how can I be your spokesperson?" He frowned.
"As long as you are practicing my philosophy, even if you use the power of my enemies, you are still my spokesperson.
Remember, as my spokesperson, you have to be more proactive. When you encounter serious cases, you don’t need to be hired by others, and you don’t need to pay for exorcism.
It is not even necessary for others to know that you are saving the world.
When the matter is over, he brushes his clothes and leaves, without leaving a hero or name, and without receiving praise or reward.
You go quietly, just as you came quietly, without bringing any noise or dispute. "
"Understood?" She looked at him and asked.
What else do not understand?
You've already made a bad name and don't want me to repeat the same mistakes and become an "unemployed" exorcist who hates ghosts and has no business to do.
Gordon nodded and sighed: "Understood, the reason why you chose me as the exorcist is mainly because of my status as a police inspector, and I can get in touch with more cases as quickly as possible."
Harley was very satisfied with his self-knowledge, but he still tried to comfort him with false words: "The identity of the police supervisor is actually secondary. Your insistence on justice and the law is what I value more."
Gordon straightened his waist, his complexion became more rosy and lustrous.
"Although I didn't give you divine power, as my 'human agent', you can get the corresponding 'Heaven Mountain Meritorious Points' after each mission."
It's the same as getting rewards for completing game tasks.
"I, like a superhero, can get the heavenly feat of summoning the power of God?" Gordon said in surprise.
"No, it is the Merit of Heaven Mountain. The Merit of Heaven comes from God, and the merit of Heaven Mountain comes from me."
As soon as Gordon showed disappointment, Harley said again: "The Merit of Heaven Mountain is an enhanced version of the Merit of Heaven, and whatever the Merit of Heaven can do, the Merit of Heaven Mountain can also do it.
For example, a little Merit of Heaven Mountain is enough to exchange for 100 points of Merit of Heaven, fixed exchange rate, unlimited exchange. "
Gordon was overjoyed. One point of Heavenly Mountain Merit was exchanged for 100 Heavenly Merit. So 100 Heavenly Mountain Merit should not be equal to [-] million Heavenly Merit?
He seems to have seen the spectacular scene of the whole family ascending to heaven.
The dog on one side curled his lips and complained in his heart: The exchange rate is useful, even if 1 point of Heavenly Mountain Merit is exchanged for 1 million Heavenly Merit, which lowers your salary by a billion times, you will still be very credited and get a reward.
"Harry, can I pay part of the salary in advance?" Gordon suddenly asked nervously.
"What do you want to do?"
"My daughter Barbara, do you remember? She is almost 13 years old this year." Gordon said.
"Oh, how time flies, I'm already 13 years old." Harry sighed, and then asked: "What's wrong with Barbara?"
"She aspired to be a superhero since she was a child, no matter how much I objected, it was useless. But she has no extraordinary talent, she can only practice martial arts. Since she was 8 years old, she has signed up for the 'No. There are entries, like, Teen Watchmen, Teen Green Lantern"
Old Gordon sighed wearily and helplessly, "I spent a lot of money, but I was not selected. I wondered if I could exchange her for a talent."
"What talent do you want?"
Old Gordon thought for a while, "The potential is huge, popular, and it's not so hard to practice, especially to be safe."
After finishing speaking, he himself felt a little embarrassed, "Is it too demanding?"
"It's not high, just be my prayer priest."
"Prayer Priest?"
Harry said: "It's the nanny! As much as my potential is, the priest's potential is as great. The priest does not need to fight, of course it is safe enough.
Priests can dress up beautifully and heal other heroes and people, so it's no wonder they're not popular.
The pastor does not need to practice, just sit there and pray to me, which is easier than office white-collar workers, no 996, no overtime.
You can even prepare a quiet room for her to sit quietly at home. "
(End of this chapter)
Jim Gordon was shocked at first, and then thoughtful.
"You don't want me to be your spokesperson, do you?" He asked with a strange expression.
"Aren't I a god? Let me tell you, I have several gods, the Virgin Mary, the God of War, and the Valkyrie." Harry raised his chin, "If it weren't for our many years of friendship, such a good thing would not have happened in tens of thousands of years." On yourself."
Gordon hesitated.
He should have rejected her outright, because he knew about 'God's exorcism' and guessed that she was looking for him to be the spokesperson for Gotham's exorcism affairs-her own reputation was "stink", no one asked her for exorcism, She asked him, a police superintendent who often dealt with crime cases, to be her spokesperson.
He didn't want to violate the concept of "law supremacy" that he had insisted on for decades.
But he wasn't the "Muggle Gordon" he had been for over a decade now.
Now that he is more familiar with extraordinary events, he can confirm at least three things: First, all souls who have degenerated into evil spirits in the midst of grievances must have serious grievances, and most of the murderers are devoid of humanity and cruel.
It is the responsibility of any law enforcement officer with a conscience to seek justice for the victims.
Second, after witnessing the transformation of Paul and Tess from evil spirits to holy spirits, his three views were greatly impacted, and he could no longer insist on the belief that "the law applies to all situations".
The law can be used between the living and the living, but when a person dies like a lamp goes out, everything in the mortal world disappears, and the law naturally loses its meaning.
The law can't even protect its life, and now it is not required to obey the law. Even God does not agree.
Third, to settle the cause and effect as soon as possible is good for both the evil spirit and the murderer.Even if he escaped legal sanction now and avoided the entanglement of evil spirits, what about after death?
God remembers and arranged everything early.
"What will the spokesperson of God do?"
His voice was hoarse and trilled, and it sounded in his ears as if it came from someone else's mouth.
He understood that asking this question meant that he was already a little moved.
Why are you excited?
Gordon immediately asked himself again in his mind.
Is it for justice?
A few points.
But he couldn't deceive himself, and he also had blood welling up for the extraordinary power of becoming the "agent of God".
"It's very simple, how the pastor serves God, how you serve me..."
Harry changed his tune impromptu.
She doesn't need others to serve her, and the vanity and meager faith of the idea are far less joyful from the bottom of her heart than the realization of the idea.
Thinking of this, Harry suddenly froze.
Did Brother God think the same as her?
"Your philosophy means 'God exorcises magic'?" Gordon asked.
"Not only do you have to practice God's exorcism. As an exorcist who uses God's exorcism, you must also understand the classic teachings and social laws of the local mainstream beliefs." Harley said.
Gordon was a little surprised. He thought she was putting her ideas above the law.
Like she's been putting herself above Gotham law all these years.
Seeing his expression, Harley explained: "God's exorcism is measured by God's teachings, and it is already a complete system.
But exorcists who use this theory must also have their own views of right and wrong.Because there is no unified belief and law in this world, the cases faced by exorcists will be very complicated.
For example, I beat Paul and Tess with the God stick, and the confession stick forced them to think and act in the way God taught.
That's fine because they're Christians, and the laws they've believed in their lives are Christian.
If Paul was a Buddhist believer, the confession stick forcibly engraved the teachings of God in his mind, and finally he carried out his revenge with this thought, would he be redeemed?
Obviously not.
He will feel that his personality has been humiliated and his beliefs have been tarnished, and he will only become more resentful and depraved.
Our purpose is to save all people.
Exorcism is not revenge for the purpose of killing, let alone advocating and practicing the values of the exorcist.
We must respect every living person and every undead in an exorcism case, respect their beliefs, and respect the laws they have adapted to all their lives.
Of course, it’s still the same as the previous sentence. The world is very complicated, and exorcists have to be flexible. It is obviously a cult or unreasonable law, so there is no need to abide by it. "
"I see." Gordon said solemnly.
If it was said that he was a bit reluctant to be Harley's spokesperson for the sake of justice and extraordinary power before, but now that he heard her words, he actually somewhat recognized her ideas.
"The confession stick can only hit the evil spirits of Christians. What should I do if I encounter people from other sects?" He asked again.
"When the time comes, you can call me and decide whether to hire a 'foreign teacher' for him according to the situation."
"Can you invite gods from other sects?" Gordon was shocked.
Harry nodded slightly, "I drank wine with Odin, ate noodles with Buddha, almost all famous gods are related to me.
Either owe me a favor, or owe me money. "
"God still owes money?" Gordon's eyes widened.
"If you encounter a pagan evil spirit, I can take you to his god's house to collect the bill, and ask him to do a little favor by the way."
Gordon's expression twisted.
"What weapon are you used to?" Harry asked.
Gordon was startled, and said, "I'm a policeman, with a pistol, Glock 19."
"I'm used to using baseball bats, so I inlaid tears of repentance on the heavenly silver baseball bat. You also need a weapon that can calibrate the thoughts of evil spirits. You can carry it around without being obtrusive, and you can get used to it," said Harry.
Gordon was pleasantly surprised: "I can also have an exorcism weapon?"
"of course."
Gordon thought about it excitedly, and said, "Blunt tiger finger!"
"Jerby." Harry called into the open space of the living room.
The circle was self-generated, and with a bang, Yebi appeared in the center of the summoning circle.
"Remember his breath," Harry pointed to Jim Gordon, and told Yebby, "I will give you the confession chain. Gordon.
Charm 1 summons the chain of repentance, spell 2 summons your power, and spell 2 summons your deity. If you find it troublesome, you can arrange a clone to respond to his call. "
Gordon was all the more excited to see Jerby and hear this.
Yebi glanced at him, depressed, but still agreed, and only made one request: "It's okay to respond to the summon, but the magic materials and magic power required for the summon must be provided by the exorcist."
Gordon immediately said: "It's okay, I'm Harley's 'spokesperson' now, Harley should give Wonder Woman a look and lend me some power, right?
Although I have no magic power, I can activate the summoning circle with divine power. "
Harry said with a blank face: "It's turned around, but I still need to help? Yebi, you teach him a set of spells that don't require magic power."
Jebi said helplessly, "At least shed some blood, and draw a hexagram with the blood."
Harry looked at Gordon, she had no objection if she didn't shed her blood anyway.
"Okay." Gordon didn't object.
He has been a black mage for more than a decade and a half, and he knows that summoning a demon with the lowest rank is a price that most mages cannot bear.
Jebico is stronger than the Duke Demon, and with only a little blood, it is almost equivalent to paying no price at all.
"Harry, don't you want to borrow my power?" He looked at her anxiously and asked.
"You are an exorcist, what do you want my divine power for?"
"How can it be useless? If I encounter a powerful evil spirit, I may not be able to defeat it." Gordon said.
——And there are not only evil spirits in Gotham, but more criminals who are more vicious than evil spirits.
"That's why I called Jerbi here so that you can summon the evil spirit when you encounter it."
Before going to Mr. Asal, Harley really didn't mind lending him 0, 1 (Marquis level) divine power.
But since it is known that borrowing divine power will increase the pressure on the body from divine power, it would be too wasteful to use the "skill slot" on Gordon.
"Summoning Yebi is called a professional counterpart. Even if you encounter a powerful demon, the effect of finding Yebi is better than using my divine power.
My divine power can only make you resist beatings, but cannot help you solve troubles. "Harry said.
Gordon froze for a moment, it seemed reasonable, but...
"I don't have your divine power in me, how can I be your spokesperson?" He frowned.
"As long as you are practicing my philosophy, even if you use the power of my enemies, you are still my spokesperson.
Remember, as my spokesperson, you have to be more proactive. When you encounter serious cases, you don’t need to be hired by others, and you don’t need to pay for exorcism.
It is not even necessary for others to know that you are saving the world.
When the matter is over, he brushes his clothes and leaves, without leaving a hero or name, and without receiving praise or reward.
You go quietly, just as you came quietly, without bringing any noise or dispute. "
"Understood?" She looked at him and asked.
What else do not understand?
You've already made a bad name and don't want me to repeat the same mistakes and become an "unemployed" exorcist who hates ghosts and has no business to do.
Gordon nodded and sighed: "Understood, the reason why you chose me as the exorcist is mainly because of my status as a police inspector, and I can get in touch with more cases as quickly as possible."
Harley was very satisfied with his self-knowledge, but he still tried to comfort him with false words: "The identity of the police supervisor is actually secondary. Your insistence on justice and the law is what I value more."
Gordon straightened his waist, his complexion became more rosy and lustrous.
"Although I didn't give you divine power, as my 'human agent', you can get the corresponding 'Heaven Mountain Meritorious Points' after each mission."
It's the same as getting rewards for completing game tasks.
"I, like a superhero, can get the heavenly feat of summoning the power of God?" Gordon said in surprise.
"No, it is the Merit of Heaven Mountain. The Merit of Heaven comes from God, and the merit of Heaven Mountain comes from me."
As soon as Gordon showed disappointment, Harley said again: "The Merit of Heaven Mountain is an enhanced version of the Merit of Heaven, and whatever the Merit of Heaven can do, the Merit of Heaven Mountain can also do it.
For example, a little Merit of Heaven Mountain is enough to exchange for 100 points of Merit of Heaven, fixed exchange rate, unlimited exchange. "
Gordon was overjoyed. One point of Heavenly Mountain Merit was exchanged for 100 Heavenly Merit. So 100 Heavenly Mountain Merit should not be equal to [-] million Heavenly Merit?
He seems to have seen the spectacular scene of the whole family ascending to heaven.
The dog on one side curled his lips and complained in his heart: The exchange rate is useful, even if 1 point of Heavenly Mountain Merit is exchanged for 1 million Heavenly Merit, which lowers your salary by a billion times, you will still be very credited and get a reward.
"Harry, can I pay part of the salary in advance?" Gordon suddenly asked nervously.
"What do you want to do?"
"My daughter Barbara, do you remember? She is almost 13 years old this year." Gordon said.
"Oh, how time flies, I'm already 13 years old." Harry sighed, and then asked: "What's wrong with Barbara?"
"She aspired to be a superhero since she was a child, no matter how much I objected, it was useless. But she has no extraordinary talent, she can only practice martial arts. Since she was 8 years old, she has signed up for the 'No. There are entries, like, Teen Watchmen, Teen Green Lantern"
Old Gordon sighed wearily and helplessly, "I spent a lot of money, but I was not selected. I wondered if I could exchange her for a talent."
"What talent do you want?"
Old Gordon thought for a while, "The potential is huge, popular, and it's not so hard to practice, especially to be safe."
After finishing speaking, he himself felt a little embarrassed, "Is it too demanding?"
"It's not high, just be my prayer priest."
"Prayer Priest?"
Harry said: "It's the nanny! As much as my potential is, the priest's potential is as great. The priest does not need to fight, of course it is safe enough.
Priests can dress up beautifully and heal other heroes and people, so it's no wonder they're not popular.
The pastor does not need to practice, just sit there and pray to me, which is easier than office white-collar workers, no 996, no overtime.
You can even prepare a quiet room for her to sit quietly at home. "
(End of this chapter)
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