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Chapter 426: A Chance Meeting with God Boss
Chapter 426: A Chance Meeting with God Boss
Raphael ran away in a hurry, and before Harry could look over, the other two archangels immediately set up the Wayne couple and disappeared.
"Don't go, the fight is not over yet!"
Wherever Harry looked, the angels onlookers backed away in horror.
Looking at the experience jar, level 59 is only 40% full, and Rafael provides her with about 30% level experience.
"Oh, it's boring." Sighing, Harley summoned the voice of the sky, and used [-] meritorious deeds to repair the bloody "heel only" into beautiful white soles.
Putting on her shoes and socks, she continued walking along the street.
After walking half a street, Harry found that the previous GCPD angel had been following behind him.
She turned the corner, and he followed suit.
Obviously, he was following her.
"What are you doing with me?"
"Prevent you from harassing believers in heaven again. You just saw that the Lord is not wrong, and believers in heaven should no longer have any contact with the world."
Harry smiled noncommittally and asked, "What's your name?"
"I am the next angel Gotha, where are you going, I will guide you."
"No. 13 Baker Street, my family Dodo's new home. Hey, this is heaven, don't you taboo against the evil No. 13? In Gotham, there is no address for No. 13 on any street." Harry asked strangely.
"There is no evil person who can enter heaven? What's more, Dodo is just a dog, can he still blaspheme God?" Gotha laughed disapprovingly.
Harry nodded, followed behind him, and asked as he walked, "Do you know how the Wayne couple are doing now?"
"I don't know. I guess at least a few years or even decades of recuperation will be needed, depending on what treatment Archangel Raphael is willing to provide for them."
"Why are you wearing the police uniform of GCPD? I walked all the way, it seems that every GCPD is an angel." Harry asked again.
Gotha sighed: "Because Gotham has been built for hundreds of years, no GCPD has ever gone to heaven, but the city needs police officers to maintain order, and we can only put on the police uniforms by our next angels and take on this role."
"Uh, it's so miserable, but also so realistic." The corners of Harry's mouth twitched.
"Since you are a police officer in this neighborhood, let me ask you something. Among the people who have been promoted from Gotham to heaven in recent years, are there any acquaintances of mine?"
Gotha looked vigilant, "Are you trying to trick them into crying again?"
Harry said seriously: "I didn't lie to anyone. I'm a nun. I use a special method to teach believers to advance to the Holy Spirit. Haven't you seen it? Martha and Thomas had golden rays all over their bodies before, and they almost became the Holy Spirit."
Gotha shook his head again and again, "The archangel specifically told me before he left that no matter what you say, I don't believe it."
"Then let me change the question. Among the Gotham people who have entered heaven, how many of them have experienced my 'stick confession' after my 'teaching'." Harry asked.
"This..." Gotha was stunned, and said in surprise: "In the past five years, 30 people have entered heaven, and at least ten people have been to your Gotham Cathedral. This ratio is really high."
"It seems that my bludgeoning confession method is really effective, but it's a pity that this advertisement cannot be promoted"
Harley sighed regretfully, and said in surprise: "Only 30 people in five years? I remember when I was mayor, Gotham had an average of more than 6 deaths per year.
This ratio is so low, a probability of one in ten thousand. "
"The past few years have been pretty good. Before you came to Gotham, only 0.35 people in Gotham entered heaven every year on average."
"0.35 people?" Harry grinned, "That is to say, most of the time, no one in Gotham went to heaven for a year?"
Gotha nodded, "I've been working in this city for 230 years, and a total of not 100 people have gone to heaven."
"That's horrible."
"Duke Quinn, 13 Baker Street is here."
Gotha stopped Harry, who was still walking, and pointed to the wooden box the size of a suitcase on the street.
Harry rubbed his eyes, and sure enough, he found the house number on the side of the wooden box - No. 13 Baker Street, Dodo's house.
There is also a dog paw on it.
Harry was angry, "My Dodo is holding the top heaven card, so let him live in such a crappy kennel?
It's not even as good as a kennel, it's a dog coffin, and it's hard to turn around after entering it. "
The wooden box was new, with cream paint, but it was so small that Harry hadn't used it as a kennel until now.
How big is the suitcase?
When Duoduo was in his prime, he weighed 45 catties, with a straight tail and a length of 1.3 meters.
"Don't get excited, the wooden house uses space technology." Gotha hurriedly persuaded, bent down, and knocked on the wooden door as big as a plate.
"Who is it?"
Harry was stunned, the voice was so familiar.
Suddenly, she had an ominous premonition.
The wooden door opened, and a small head with ponytails poked out, with a heart-shaped face, big blue eyes, and a straight nose. Isn't the most beautiful little girl Harley herself?
"Hey, Harley?" Little Hallie swelled rapidly after walking out the door. She was the same size and shape as Harley, but she looked a little dazed.
"This is the body of Dodo's longing for you. Heaven can satisfy any wish of believers." Gotha explained.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked Harley.
That Halle was wearing a tracksuit and was carrying a frisbee.
"Play games with Dodo, or you can come in and have a look." Fake Harry said blankly.
Although the dog hole is small, Harry can really get in.
The inside is unexpectedly large, and the entire Indian Hills and Quinn Manor are 100% real.
"Wow, woof, woof, woof," a big dog with smooth fur, rushed towards Harry with joy.
The fake Harley next to her vanished into nothingness in an instant, as if she had been a phantom before.
"Hahaha, Dodo, you've become younger!" Harley rolled around on the grass a few times with the bully dog in his arms, feeling very happy in his heart.
Although they had only been separated for a few hours, it seemed to her that a century had passed.
Quinn Manor is nothing interesting, but a paradise, which is still very fresh and novel to Harley.
After wandering around the manor casually and finding nothing strange, Harry put Dodo on a dog leash and went back to the street together.
"There are far more than 100 people on the street." Harry said strangely.
Gotha said: "Someone lived in the countryside before death, and entered heaven after death, and wanted to change their life, so they moved to Gotham, an international metropolis.
Gotham is a dangerous place on earth, but in heaven, there is no old father who advises his children to avoid Gotham when they grow up. "
Speaking of this, he took the initiative to bid farewell to Harry: "Starting from this street, it is no longer my jurisdiction. Duke Quinn, please don't harass other believers anymore."
Gotham in heaven is very different from reality. After walking a few streets, Harley got lost.
But she didn't care too much, she was originally here to see the world, as long as there was something new to see, she would be fine wherever she went.
"Wow, woof, woof" the rope tightened, and Harry was involuntarily led by Dodo into the nearby park.
The park is close to the river, and there are not too many tourists in it. It is similar to the Wayne family before. They are almost all family-based. They camp on the lawn, play volleyball, and play the guitar.
There is a kind of leisure and tranquility in them that is hard to see in the secular world.
Dodo didn't pull Harley to join them, though, but stared at the other dog strangely, with her head on one side and her tongue sticking out.
Sitting on the stone altar of the fountain pool above the steps, overlooking the brown poodles of tourists below.
"Boss God?" Harry called tentatively.
The poodle glanced at her, full of majesty, as if the universe was born, grown, and destroyed in his pupils.
There is no doubt that it is the boss of God.
Harry hurriedly climbed up the steps with Dodo in his arms, stood still in front of the fountain, and said flatteringly, "Boss God, what a coincidence, are you alone?
Why don't we organize a group outing? I'm new here, so take me with you. "
"Harley Quinn, don't disturb me." The boss of God didn't even look at her, and continued to observe the "human world" peace scene below.
However, Harley approached two steps from the side, and said with a flattering smile: "Boss, you are so great! Go deep into the grassroots, go deep into the masses, start from reality, investigate and study, and grasp the most basic needs of the masses."
Gouyan finally glanced at her, and said lightly: "You think too much, I'm just troubled by a problem, I want to be alone."
"What's the problem, I'd like to share your worries!" Harry said with a serious expression, patting his huge chest.
"I'm troubled by a problem I don't know what it is, and I'm thinking about what it is." God said.
Harry's face froze slightly, "Since you can't figure it out for a while, let's solve the problems that can be determined first.
Well, I want to report a person to you, Gabriel, the king of angels in the world.
It's not that I was a villain in vain and slandered him behind the scenes. Gabriel's work style is indeed very problematic.
He seems to have forgotten that he is the guardian of human beings, and every time he sits on his fart and buttocks, leaning towards the devil.
My suggestion is that the City of Silver dispatch a special investigation team to carry out a sweep of the world to eradicate crime and evil, and I would like to be a vanguard.
Of course, he is always the king of angels in the world, and his status is extraordinary. A direct investigation may shake the heavens and make all the angels panic.
It's better to secretly set up an investigation team. I would like to be a gold-medal Mission: Impossible agent to find out about Gabriel's crimes for you, boss.
You have to believe me, in terms of undercover, no one in the entire Silver City is more professional than me. "
Human impatience flashed through God's boss dog's eyes, he stood up, flicked his tail, jumped, and was about to jump off the stone altar of the fountain and leave.
Harry didn't want to let go of this great opportunity to make friends with Boss God, so she rushed over and shouted, "Boss God, where are you going? Let me carry you."
She thought of the first time they met, God Boss was held in Zauriel's arms.
The boss can hug, why can't God King Quinn hug?
"Don't touch me!" God boss shouted like thunder, making Harry's mind confused for a while.
At the same time, a golden lotus-like halo bloomed around it, trying to bounce Harry away.
"Wow!" Dodo, who was held in Harry's arms, struggled and cried twice.
Well, the golden halo is hitting its head, and Dodo is scared.
Although Harry is delusional, he still subconsciously activates the force field of God to protect his dog.
In the next moment, not only did Harry's own mind instantly wake up, but even the golden circle of light disappeared visibly to the naked eye like fog under the sun.
"What kind of power is this?" The God boss was shocked.
Harry chuckled and held it in his arms.
She didn't notice that Dodo leaned on God's boss, squinted her eyes, and shivered comfortably.
But God's boss stared wide-eyed, and Mao's face showed a humanized look of shock.
"Let me go!" Although the boss of God is like a dog, he is indeed a large part of God.
Even though it was one level lower than the full God and couldn't break through Harley's tenth-level God's defensive force field, its physique far surpassed Harley's.
Speaking with data, the power of God Boss exceeds one hundred points.
Therefore, when it struggled hard, Harry couldn't stop it at all, and even got kicked by it on the lower abdomen, its body was like a ball, it flew upside down more than ten meters, and rolled directly under the steps.
"Gudong Gudong." There were more than a dozen bubbles in the experience jar.
Not much experience, but Harry was taken aback.
The degree of malice is not zero, which means that the boss of God is very dissatisfied with her!
She just sat on the ground in a daze, watching the God Boss disappear in a flash.
"That poodle is so weird. Not only did it kick people over, but it also ran with its legs in an awkward posture."
A kind old man came to help Harry, muttering.
(End of this chapter)
Raphael ran away in a hurry, and before Harry could look over, the other two archangels immediately set up the Wayne couple and disappeared.
"Don't go, the fight is not over yet!"
Wherever Harry looked, the angels onlookers backed away in horror.
Looking at the experience jar, level 59 is only 40% full, and Rafael provides her with about 30% level experience.
"Oh, it's boring." Sighing, Harley summoned the voice of the sky, and used [-] meritorious deeds to repair the bloody "heel only" into beautiful white soles.
Putting on her shoes and socks, she continued walking along the street.
After walking half a street, Harry found that the previous GCPD angel had been following behind him.
She turned the corner, and he followed suit.
Obviously, he was following her.
"What are you doing with me?"
"Prevent you from harassing believers in heaven again. You just saw that the Lord is not wrong, and believers in heaven should no longer have any contact with the world."
Harry smiled noncommittally and asked, "What's your name?"
"I am the next angel Gotha, where are you going, I will guide you."
"No. 13 Baker Street, my family Dodo's new home. Hey, this is heaven, don't you taboo against the evil No. 13? In Gotham, there is no address for No. 13 on any street." Harry asked strangely.
"There is no evil person who can enter heaven? What's more, Dodo is just a dog, can he still blaspheme God?" Gotha laughed disapprovingly.
Harry nodded, followed behind him, and asked as he walked, "Do you know how the Wayne couple are doing now?"
"I don't know. I guess at least a few years or even decades of recuperation will be needed, depending on what treatment Archangel Raphael is willing to provide for them."
"Why are you wearing the police uniform of GCPD? I walked all the way, it seems that every GCPD is an angel." Harry asked again.
Gotha sighed: "Because Gotham has been built for hundreds of years, no GCPD has ever gone to heaven, but the city needs police officers to maintain order, and we can only put on the police uniforms by our next angels and take on this role."
"Uh, it's so miserable, but also so realistic." The corners of Harry's mouth twitched.
"Since you are a police officer in this neighborhood, let me ask you something. Among the people who have been promoted from Gotham to heaven in recent years, are there any acquaintances of mine?"
Gotha looked vigilant, "Are you trying to trick them into crying again?"
Harry said seriously: "I didn't lie to anyone. I'm a nun. I use a special method to teach believers to advance to the Holy Spirit. Haven't you seen it? Martha and Thomas had golden rays all over their bodies before, and they almost became the Holy Spirit."
Gotha shook his head again and again, "The archangel specifically told me before he left that no matter what you say, I don't believe it."
"Then let me change the question. Among the Gotham people who have entered heaven, how many of them have experienced my 'stick confession' after my 'teaching'." Harry asked.
"This..." Gotha was stunned, and said in surprise: "In the past five years, 30 people have entered heaven, and at least ten people have been to your Gotham Cathedral. This ratio is really high."
"It seems that my bludgeoning confession method is really effective, but it's a pity that this advertisement cannot be promoted"
Harley sighed regretfully, and said in surprise: "Only 30 people in five years? I remember when I was mayor, Gotham had an average of more than 6 deaths per year.
This ratio is so low, a probability of one in ten thousand. "
"The past few years have been pretty good. Before you came to Gotham, only 0.35 people in Gotham entered heaven every year on average."
"0.35 people?" Harry grinned, "That is to say, most of the time, no one in Gotham went to heaven for a year?"
Gotha nodded, "I've been working in this city for 230 years, and a total of not 100 people have gone to heaven."
"That's horrible."
"Duke Quinn, 13 Baker Street is here."
Gotha stopped Harry, who was still walking, and pointed to the wooden box the size of a suitcase on the street.
Harry rubbed his eyes, and sure enough, he found the house number on the side of the wooden box - No. 13 Baker Street, Dodo's house.
There is also a dog paw on it.
Harry was angry, "My Dodo is holding the top heaven card, so let him live in such a crappy kennel?
It's not even as good as a kennel, it's a dog coffin, and it's hard to turn around after entering it. "
The wooden box was new, with cream paint, but it was so small that Harry hadn't used it as a kennel until now.
How big is the suitcase?
When Duoduo was in his prime, he weighed 45 catties, with a straight tail and a length of 1.3 meters.
"Don't get excited, the wooden house uses space technology." Gotha hurriedly persuaded, bent down, and knocked on the wooden door as big as a plate.
"Who is it?"
Harry was stunned, the voice was so familiar.
Suddenly, she had an ominous premonition.
The wooden door opened, and a small head with ponytails poked out, with a heart-shaped face, big blue eyes, and a straight nose. Isn't the most beautiful little girl Harley herself?
"Hey, Harley?" Little Hallie swelled rapidly after walking out the door. She was the same size and shape as Harley, but she looked a little dazed.
"This is the body of Dodo's longing for you. Heaven can satisfy any wish of believers." Gotha explained.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked Harley.
That Halle was wearing a tracksuit and was carrying a frisbee.
"Play games with Dodo, or you can come in and have a look." Fake Harry said blankly.
Although the dog hole is small, Harry can really get in.
The inside is unexpectedly large, and the entire Indian Hills and Quinn Manor are 100% real.
"Wow, woof, woof, woof," a big dog with smooth fur, rushed towards Harry with joy.
The fake Harley next to her vanished into nothingness in an instant, as if she had been a phantom before.
"Hahaha, Dodo, you've become younger!" Harley rolled around on the grass a few times with the bully dog in his arms, feeling very happy in his heart.
Although they had only been separated for a few hours, it seemed to her that a century had passed.
Quinn Manor is nothing interesting, but a paradise, which is still very fresh and novel to Harley.
After wandering around the manor casually and finding nothing strange, Harry put Dodo on a dog leash and went back to the street together.
"There are far more than 100 people on the street." Harry said strangely.
Gotha said: "Someone lived in the countryside before death, and entered heaven after death, and wanted to change their life, so they moved to Gotham, an international metropolis.
Gotham is a dangerous place on earth, but in heaven, there is no old father who advises his children to avoid Gotham when they grow up. "
Speaking of this, he took the initiative to bid farewell to Harry: "Starting from this street, it is no longer my jurisdiction. Duke Quinn, please don't harass other believers anymore."
Gotham in heaven is very different from reality. After walking a few streets, Harley got lost.
But she didn't care too much, she was originally here to see the world, as long as there was something new to see, she would be fine wherever she went.
"Wow, woof, woof" the rope tightened, and Harry was involuntarily led by Dodo into the nearby park.
The park is close to the river, and there are not too many tourists in it. It is similar to the Wayne family before. They are almost all family-based. They camp on the lawn, play volleyball, and play the guitar.
There is a kind of leisure and tranquility in them that is hard to see in the secular world.
Dodo didn't pull Harley to join them, though, but stared at the other dog strangely, with her head on one side and her tongue sticking out.
Sitting on the stone altar of the fountain pool above the steps, overlooking the brown poodles of tourists below.
"Boss God?" Harry called tentatively.
The poodle glanced at her, full of majesty, as if the universe was born, grown, and destroyed in his pupils.
There is no doubt that it is the boss of God.
Harry hurriedly climbed up the steps with Dodo in his arms, stood still in front of the fountain, and said flatteringly, "Boss God, what a coincidence, are you alone?
Why don't we organize a group outing? I'm new here, so take me with you. "
"Harley Quinn, don't disturb me." The boss of God didn't even look at her, and continued to observe the "human world" peace scene below.
However, Harley approached two steps from the side, and said with a flattering smile: "Boss, you are so great! Go deep into the grassroots, go deep into the masses, start from reality, investigate and study, and grasp the most basic needs of the masses."
Gouyan finally glanced at her, and said lightly: "You think too much, I'm just troubled by a problem, I want to be alone."
"What's the problem, I'd like to share your worries!" Harry said with a serious expression, patting his huge chest.
"I'm troubled by a problem I don't know what it is, and I'm thinking about what it is." God said.
Harry's face froze slightly, "Since you can't figure it out for a while, let's solve the problems that can be determined first.
Well, I want to report a person to you, Gabriel, the king of angels in the world.
It's not that I was a villain in vain and slandered him behind the scenes. Gabriel's work style is indeed very problematic.
He seems to have forgotten that he is the guardian of human beings, and every time he sits on his fart and buttocks, leaning towards the devil.
My suggestion is that the City of Silver dispatch a special investigation team to carry out a sweep of the world to eradicate crime and evil, and I would like to be a vanguard.
Of course, he is always the king of angels in the world, and his status is extraordinary. A direct investigation may shake the heavens and make all the angels panic.
It's better to secretly set up an investigation team. I would like to be a gold-medal Mission: Impossible agent to find out about Gabriel's crimes for you, boss.
You have to believe me, in terms of undercover, no one in the entire Silver City is more professional than me. "
Human impatience flashed through God's boss dog's eyes, he stood up, flicked his tail, jumped, and was about to jump off the stone altar of the fountain and leave.
Harry didn't want to let go of this great opportunity to make friends with Boss God, so she rushed over and shouted, "Boss God, where are you going? Let me carry you."
She thought of the first time they met, God Boss was held in Zauriel's arms.
The boss can hug, why can't God King Quinn hug?
"Don't touch me!" God boss shouted like thunder, making Harry's mind confused for a while.
At the same time, a golden lotus-like halo bloomed around it, trying to bounce Harry away.
"Wow!" Dodo, who was held in Harry's arms, struggled and cried twice.
Well, the golden halo is hitting its head, and Dodo is scared.
Although Harry is delusional, he still subconsciously activates the force field of God to protect his dog.
In the next moment, not only did Harry's own mind instantly wake up, but even the golden circle of light disappeared visibly to the naked eye like fog under the sun.
"What kind of power is this?" The God boss was shocked.
Harry chuckled and held it in his arms.
She didn't notice that Dodo leaned on God's boss, squinted her eyes, and shivered comfortably.
But God's boss stared wide-eyed, and Mao's face showed a humanized look of shock.
"Let me go!" Although the boss of God is like a dog, he is indeed a large part of God.
Even though it was one level lower than the full God and couldn't break through Harley's tenth-level God's defensive force field, its physique far surpassed Harley's.
Speaking with data, the power of God Boss exceeds one hundred points.
Therefore, when it struggled hard, Harry couldn't stop it at all, and even got kicked by it on the lower abdomen, its body was like a ball, it flew upside down more than ten meters, and rolled directly under the steps.
"Gudong Gudong." There were more than a dozen bubbles in the experience jar.
Not much experience, but Harry was taken aback.
The degree of malice is not zero, which means that the boss of God is very dissatisfied with her!
She just sat on the ground in a daze, watching the God Boss disappear in a flash.
"That poodle is so weird. Not only did it kick people over, but it also ran with its legs in an awkward posture."
A kind old man came to help Harry, muttering.
(End of this chapter)
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