I'm going to have a fight with Superman
Chapter 1793 Magical Reality
Chapter 1793 Magical Reality
In the Batfighter heading to Gotham, Oliver in the passenger seat said helplessly: "Even if you want to find Mrs. Shangdu, don't be so anxious.
I just left the White House and rushed to Gotham immediately. If Luther Zord and the others knew about it, they would have thought that we had been completely manipulated by them! "
"We didn't force you to go. If you don't want to be manipulated, you can go back to the Hall of Justice or Star City by yourself," Dinah said.
Batman drives the bat fighter, and Dinah, Diana, and Da Chao fly in mid-air, going hand in hand with the stealth fighter.
Although Oliver is a Valkyrie who comprehends the laws of martial arts and has the dead eye of Pluto modified by Harley, he needs to use technological props to fly just like the new protoss.
In fact, no god can fly without mastering the magic or laws related to flight.
The gods of the DC multiverse are different from the "Oriental Immortals", and will not automatically master the skill of "swallowing clouds and driving fog" after becoming gods.
If you don't learn to fly, you will never fly.
Oliver can learn it, in fact he has already learned it, but Harry asked him to prohibit the use of any magic or magic that consumes magic power before the end of the magic debt crisis.
Louise was also on the bat fighter plane with Oliver, and she sat in the back row.
The internal space of the Bat fighter is not small, after all, the Bat family itself is not too small.
"No one can judge us, we only do what we think we should do." Da Chao said.
"Luthor understands us, knows what must attract our attention, what request we can sternly refuse, but our body can't help but act immediately.
When he needs to do something and can't do it, he uses this to play against us. "Oliver sighed.
"If you keep thinking like this, then you are really under his control." Dinah said.
"You mean, as long as you pretend you're not being manipulated, you're not being manipulated?" Oliver said.
Dana said: "I mean, don't follow his train of thought. Our concept has planned a fixed trajectory with clear marks for us, and everyone can see it and know how and where we will go.
But our thoughts and actions are free, and we can use our own methods to solve problems.
The way we solve problems may not meet Luther's expectations, after all, our fundamental purpose is different from his.
Even if it happens that we get what he wants, there is no need to be discouraged.
There is never a road in this world that does not intersect with other roads. "
Da Chao praised: "Dinah is right, Luthor just discovered the trajectory of the Justice League concept that anyone can see clearly.
If this is considered appropriate, then all the victims who shouted for the heroes of the Zhenglian in critical moments are trying to manipulate us.
They all know the concept and style of doing things of the Justice League, know that we will not let evil go, and will not give up helping those in need, so they call our names in times of crisis.
Isn't this natural trust the achievement and pride of the Justice League sticking to its own philosophy?
Before, Luthor always thought that we were hypocritical, and we just talked nicely, but we couldn't achieve true absolute justice at all.
Now Luthor is using our justice to pinch us, which just shows that he has been defeated by us and believes that we can achieve absolute justice.
Wouldn't that be a bigger victory? "
"Well, I feel much better after hearing what you said." Oliver nodded, with a real smile on his face.
Baiteman glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "When you are emotionally affected by Luthor, you have already lost."
Oliver said: "If even a rotten person like Luther can't affect my emotions, I'm not a person, I'm a log or a stone."
Baiteman was silent.
Louise asked curiously, "You mean Superman and Batman are wood and stone?"
Oliver curled his lips, "Don't put gold on your husband's face, he has an epiphany now, but it doesn't mean he has always been rational.
In fact, he was even more excited than I was, but he controlled it well and didn't show it.
Betterman is truly as calm as water, without waves.
But I had this kind of mental state of his tens of thousands of years ago.
Now my mood is closer to Harley, and I have returned to basics.
On the surface, there is no doubt that all kinds of big and small things can affect my emotions, but in essence I am just appreciating the beauty of emotions.
No matter how my mood fluctuates, it doesn't affect my fighting state. "
Louise looked suspiciously, "I don't think you are in the same mood as Harley, but you are pretending to be like Harley."
"Harry or Batterman, who is in a higher mood?" Oliver asked.
Louise hesitated and said: "It's hard to say, because the level of the spiritual realm has nothing to do with strength. Some god kings and demon kings are impulsive and irritable, and they are not as stable and calm as Baiteman."
"Harry has completed the dying transformation of nightmare demonization, you are still 'hard to say'. Forget it, you can think what you want." Oliver gave up trying to persuade her with reason, because she didn't understand the Tao and the spiritual realm at all. reason.
"Hey, what do you mean?" Louise was displeased, "How can you 'let me think' in the middle of the sentence?"
- Look down on me, don't you?
Oliver said helplessly: "I originally thought that you, like me, took it for granted that Harry was stronger without thinking, and then I could continue to ask.
But you don't even think 'Harry the Witch' has a higher spiritual level than Batterman, so what can I say?I can't talk anymore. "
"Okay, assuming that Harry's mood is higher, you continue." Louise said.
Oliver touched his nose, and asked with some disinterest: "Is Harry as calm as Batman, or does a little thing make her mood fluctuate?
If you offend her even a little bit, let her keep it in mind, if you can retaliate on the spot, you will never delay for a second; if you encounter even the slightest opportunity to pretend, she will enjoy it and will never let it go."
Louise was thoughtful, and somewhat understood what he meant.
Harry is in a high mood but still behaves like an ordinary person, which is what he said before.
"But Harley has always been like this, and Baiteman is not as calm as a mirror as you said, he often beats villains into the ICU.
It wasn't a miss, he did it on purpose, not to mention that there was no emotion in it. "
"Of course Harley wasn't always the same, it's just that she grew up too fast, a realm that no one else could reach in a lifetime, and she reached the end in just over ten years.
When she was 13 years old, she was just an ordinary middle school student, and she became a god king when she was less than 30 years old.
And the state of mind changes as you grow up, and you feel that she is the same, just because you haven't had time to discover her change, she has returned to her original nature. "
After sighing with emotion, Oliver continued: "Bateman sent villains to the ICU countless times, but never killed anyone, not even an incurable disability.
You are a reporter, so you must know that many unpremeditated homicides in society are actually manslaughter.
Baiteman didn't even make a single mistake, and you still think he has violent mood swings when hitting someone? "
Louise was stunned for a moment, and then said in shock: "Could it be that he looks angry, but he is still cold-hearted and without emotional waves when he beat the villain alive into the ICU, so he can precisely control the strength and the degree of damage?
Even buy Karma, what kind of pervert is this? "
She was too emotional, too angry, punching the criminal into the ICU, and she could still understand.
But there was obviously no disturbance in his heart, even after accurately calculating the angle and strength of each punch, he still punched and punched, watching the criminal change from a healthy state to a bruise.
She shuddered.
"Bateman is not a pervert, and using fear to deter criminals is his philosophy of governing the world." Tearman couldn't help but defend his old friend.
Louise wanted to say something, but she glanced at Batterman in the driver's seat in front and closed her mouth again.
"Here we are." Baiteman's expression and tone were very calm, as if their conversation didn't affect him at all.
However, after hovering the fighter plane, he still couldn't help explaining, "When I take off the bat suit, even if I just see Helena and hear her call 'Dad', I will be extremely satisfied and happy.
Putting on the uniform, I'm not Bruce Wayne anymore, I'm responsible for the teammates around me, I'm responsible for the whole city, I need to be absolutely rational, and then I'm in an absolutely ideal state. "
While Louise was stunned, she was also a little embarrassed.
His explanation was obviously aimed at her yelling just now.
During the day, the heroes of Zhenglian can fall directly from the sky and land in the small courtyard of Mrs. Shangdu.
After the lottery and divination is over, "Shangdu Madam" will open the protective magic circle, covering the small courtyard and the forest path, so that even the heroes of Zhenglian cannot force their way in.
They first landed at the Quinn Manor in the middle of Lishan Mountain, and then, under the leadership of Ivy, walked the path behind the mountain into the Lishan Forest, and made a large circle to the entrance of the protective circle.
"Hey, you are Superman, Wonder Woman, Dark Phoenix, and who else?"
At a three-fork intersection in Lishan forest, Zhenglian heroes happened to encounter a group of aliens with strange appearance and strange costumes.
After all, there are only a few races in the universe that are exactly the same as the American whites, and more aliens are a bit weird in the eyes of earth people.
For example, the leading alien at this time looks like a long watermelon strip in an emoji: the head, neck, and torso are indistinguishable, all of the same thickness, round, smooth and soft.
Because the skin is dark brown, it looks very greasy, and when you close your eyes and mouth, it looks a bit like an earthworm.
Like humans, it also has hands and feet, but its limbs are extremely slender.
The watermelon man in front of him is 1.5 meters tall and as thick as a bucket, but his arms are only as thick as an ordinary person's thumb, and his bare feet are as slender as a pencil.
Even with such slender limbs, it carries a huge package on its back like other aliens.
"I'm the famous Green Arrow, not 'that who'!" Oliver, who was pointed at by the Watermelon Man, dissatisfied.
"I've only been on Earth for a few days, and I only know a few top heroes." Watermelon Tiaoren looks a bit weird, but his voice is extremely clear and sweet, very nice.
"He is dead-eyed, and he shocked the Milky Way 5 years ago." The sheep-faced alien behind the watermelon man reminded in a low voice.
Oliver immediately showed complacency, and turned his head to wink at Dinah and the others, "Look, this is the real expert."
Dinah ignored him, but just looked at Watermelon Tiaoren curiously, and asked, "Are you Queen Grace of the Fenet Empire? Henry, why didn't he come with you?"
"Why does every Earthling ask the same stupid question? Queen Grace and I don't look alike."
Although the watermelon stick man looks like a watermelon stick, the expression on his face is very vivid, and the helplessness, boredom, and unhappiness are all clearly expressed.
"You Finites look the same, not to mention earthlings, we also can't tell the difference." The aliens behind whispered.
"The difference is so obvious, why can't you tell the difference?" The watermelon man pointed at his face, "Look at my face, my eyes, mouth and nose, do they look like Queen Grace? And I'm a man, a man ah!"
——Everywhere, there seems to be no difference between men and women, even the voice is exactly the same.
The heroes of Zhenglian complained in their hearts.
"Are you here to find Mrs. Shangdu through the back door?" Louise poked her head out from behind and asked curiously.
"Are you Louise, the famous reporter from the Earth? What do you want to do?" Seeing her, all the aliens changed their expressions, turned sideways quickly, turned their backs to her, and covered their faces with their hands.
Some aliens complained in their hometown dialect: "I reminded everyone earlier that you should wear a mask and a spacious windbreaker like the people on Earth, and you must not reveal your whereabouts.
You just say that those who go through the back door are your own people, everyone has a tacit understanding, and exposing others is tantamount to exposing yourself.
Well now, when we meet Yinhe Mingji, our identities will be revealed to the world! "
They wear alien language translators, no matter which language they speak, it will be translated into English in the end.
"I'm not a reporter tonight, I didn't bring interview equipment, and I didn't have an interview purpose." Louise explained embarrassingly.
"Why are you afraid of revealing your identity? You all know each other, and if you want to hide it, you can only hide it from the people on earth. Even if the people on earth know who is going through the back door, they will not do anything to you." Da Chao wondered.
"It is precisely because we know each other that we walk together, and we are not afraid of revealing our identities to each other. But if we let others know our identities - what we are guarding against is not the people of the earth, and the civilization of the earth has nothing to do with our civilization. If we let our hostile civilization know, we must be extremely vigilant, spy quietly, secretly snipe, and even start an interstellar war in advance." The sheep-faced man said seriously.
"What do you want to divination that will make the hostile civilization react so violently?" Da Chao asked curiously.
Several aliens looked at each other, their eyes flickered, their expressions were strange, but they didn't speak.
"Let's go, it's late now."
Betterman touched Dachao, and took the lead in striding forward to another fork in the road ahead.
Da Chao looked at the alien thoughtfully, and followed him quickly.
When they left, the aliens breathed a sigh of relief.
"They should be looking for Mrs. Shangdu in an emergency, and they didn't come to guard us at night." Xiguatiao said kindly.
"Well, although Louise Lane is famous, she doesn't deserve the protection of so many superheroes."
"Oh, it's not good!" The sheep-faced man slapped his hands fiercely and shouted: "Even if you go through the back door at night, there are people who come first and then come first, obviously we are ahead and the Justice League is behind, but now they are the first.
Eighty percent of them are not here for divination.
But in case the earth encounters any crisis, if we want to ask Mrs. Shangdu to return to the Dark Justice League to defend the earth, wouldn’t we—”
"Go quickly, maybe we can catch up." The expressions of the remaining aliens changed slightly, and they hurried forward.
The aliens ran very fast and arrived at Madam Shangdu's courtyard almost at the same time as the Zhenglian heroes who were one step ahead.
It's a pity that they still came late, and there were already seven or eight aliens sitting in the yard.
There are aliens who look like people on Earth, but they dress with obvious alien characteristics.
The Watermelon Tiao people of the Finite Empire did not shy away from it, and shouted directly to the people in the yard: "At 05:30 in the afternoon, Mrs. Shangdu closed the door, and it is not yet 10 o'clock, why are you here?
Does Mrs. Shangdu not need to eat and sleep? "
"In order to get a seat in the first row, we came here around two o'clock in the afternoon. We have been waiting until now, at about quarter to eight, Madam Shangdu opened the door and let us in." In the yard, a blue-skinned, dressed Said the extraterrestrial guest with extremely luxurious decoration.
"What, the 'VIP channel' opened at two o'clock in the afternoon?" Xiguatiao was startled, "Didn't it mean that the VIP channel wouldn't appear if Mrs. Shangdu's protective circle wasn't opened?"
Ordinary people who commented on the lottery entered Madam Shangdu’s cabin through the forest path, while the alien dignitaries who walked through the back door waited for Madam Shangdu to get off work. A gap was opened in the forest near the Hudson River, that is, the magic trees took the initiative to give way to both sides, so that they could land on the Arkham Peninsula by boat from Jersey City on the opposite side.
Those who have the conditions can also take an airship, drop from the sky, and land on the bank of the river.
"We arrived at the 'Main Universe Hotel' in Jersey City at two o'clock in the afternoon. We waited until Mrs. Shangdu closed the door, and immediately boarded the boat and entered Lishan Forest. It was almost nine o'clock before Mrs. Shangdu let us into the house." Qingpi Alien Noble way.
"Nine o'clock." The watermelon man swept around the crowd in the yard, frowning into "WM" without eyebrows.
Of the eight people in the yard, seven of them were like them, all carrying a cloth bag half the height of a person.
Of course, there are seats in the small courtyard, so they don't need to keep their bags behind their backs all the time, they are all placed beside their seats at the moment.
Only one person looked relaxed, and there was nothing around him.
"It's almost ten o'clock, and Mrs. Shangdu just finished a divination?" Xiguatiao's face showed anxiety, "When will this wait? Can it be our turn tonight?"
"How do you know that you only completed one divination?" Louise wondered.
The Watermelon Tiaoren patted the backpack behind him, "Look at the backpack. If there is no backpack, it means that the divination has been completed. If the backpack is bulging by your side, it means that you haven't seen Mrs. Shangdu yet."
Louise was stunned, "The bag contains a gift for Mrs. Shangdu? What's in your bag?"
The Watermelon Tiaoren did not hesitate, and said frankly: "They are all magical objects and magic books that our Finite Empire has collected over the years, plus an empire gold card worth 20 trillion rane coins."
"I buy it, 20 trillion?!" Louise exclaimed in surprise.
The goat face next to him showed disdain, "For an empire as big as Finite, it only took out 20 trillion yuan, and I don't want any face."
Louise was shocked again, "20 trillion is not enough? How much do you want to send?"
The sheep-faced man raised a finger, his voice was very soft, but his expression was somewhat arrogant, "10 billion trillion!"
"Trillion.Trillion? One trillion is equal to one trillion 'trillion'? One billion trillion can buy the entire Milky Way." Louise was a little dizzy.
"It's too embarrassing to put 10 billion trillion trillion here. Our Wild Bear Federation has brought 10 imperial crystal cards worth 10 trillion trillion." The dignitaries of the Wild Bear River System in the yard sneered.
"Be careful!" Da Chao had quick eyes and quick hands, and quickly took a step forward to support Louise, who was limp and almost fell.
"Are you crazy?" Louise took a while to stand firm, her face full of disbelief and incomprehension, "One quota for each civilization, internal bidding within the civilization, why the price is raised to such an exaggerated level?"
"One quota for each civilization, and one quota represents a civilization. A federation that dominates the entire Wild Bear River System must have its own identity and reputation." The dignitaries of the Wild Bear River System proudly said.
"Identities and faces are worth 100 trillion trillion?" Louise murmured.
The watermelon stickman said disdainfully: "Don't listen to their bragging, the Wild Bear Federation is a well-known pick and search in the universe.
When our Queen visited their capital the year before last, they were ashamed to entertain Her Majesty with the "Galaxy Troop Pot", which they called a special national dish.
In fact, they just want to save money, and stinginess has been engraved in their genes.
Don't think I'm metaphorical.
They think that stinginess is the best virtue in the world, just like the honesty and kindness of your earthlings.
Therefore, through gene adjustment technology, the most stingy gene in the material universe has been cultivated for each tribe.
The reason why she took out 100 trillion trillion to pretend to be a bully this time is because everyone knows that Mrs. Shangdu is kind-hearted, and all the cash she gets is donated to the civilization where the fortune-teller is.
That is to say, no matter how much we give her, she will donate to us later.
How to donate?
She is very busy and can't leave, so let us go back and donate for her with our bank cards.
Hey, it's just a bank card.
Even if the entire country can't come up with 10 trillion cash, it can still create a 1000 trillion bank card, and no one will cash it anyway. "
"Toronto, don't slander us, we have plenty of money, 100 million trillion can be easily given away.
And we are not stingy at all, what we advocate is frugality, and frugality does not mean stinginess!
Last time, your queen herself asked for special dishes, and she ate very happily. "The representative of the Wild Bear River system said excitedly.
Their Wild Bear Federation can really come up with 100 million trillion in cash, in fact, it can come up with 10 times more.
Because they are very frugal, even if they become a high-level civilization, even if they rule the entire river system, they are still hard-working and simple, and they are diligent and thrifty to manage their families. It is not normal for them to save for millions of years and not be able to spend 100 million trillion.
The watermelon man ignored him, only approached Louise, pointed to the representative of the Wild Bear Federation, and said, "Look, everyone put the bag on the ground, and only he held it tightly in his arms, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it away.
Also, other people's bags are too big to carry, but his bag is about the size of a schoolbag, hehehe."
Louise was thoughtful, the money in the bag was fake, and only magical items would be accepted by Mrs. Shangdu.
The smaller the package, the less magical items it contains.
"I have 100 million trillion in my bag, of course I am a little nervous. If I am like you, only 20 trillion, I must be calmer than you.
And the size of the package has nothing to do with the value.
Maybe one strange object in my bag is worth 10 of yours. "
Several aliens were still arguing there, but Ivy lost interest in continuing to listen in. After whispering a few words with Baiteman, she left the courtyard alone.
"Hey, who is she, why did she enter the Lishan Forest alone? Although Mrs. Shangdu opened a back door for us, the magic circle covering her hut is not closed, so you can't just walk around!" Someone in the yard exclaimed in surprise.
Louise smiled and said, "She is the owner of Lishan Forest. All the plant spirits you have seen were cultivated by her."
"Ah, she is Admiral of the Galaxy, the stars are above, and Admiral of the Galaxy is face to face, but I didn't recognize her." Inside and outside the courtyard, there were several aliens hugging their heads and howling.
Louise wondered: "You should have seen the videos and photos of Admiral Galaxy, right? How does she look like Admiral Galaxy?"
"Uh, isn't she the Galaxy Admiral?" An alien who looked like a raccoon was embarrassed, "You Americans look very similar, so it's hard to tell them apart.
However, she does not have the temperament to disperse the night, illuminate the galaxy, coerce the order of the multiverse, and cannot be directly seen by mortals. "
Louise has 1 things in her heart that she wants to vomit. You raccoons look exactly the same. How are Americans similar?
Moreover, dispelling the night, illuminating the galaxy, and coercing the multiverse. What the hell is that?
"Why did you say that she is the owner of Lishan Forest? Isn't Lishan belonged to Admiral Galaxy?" the raccoon asked puzzled.
"Admiral Yinhe also has two good sisters. They are orphans. They met when they were teenagers. They grew up together and lived together. The one just now is the 'Magical Girl' Ivy." Louise said.
"Oh, I remembered, they had the titles of 'Gotham Phantom' and 'Arkham Three Sisters' in the early years." Some aliens who had learned about "The Legend of Quinn" looked stunned, "It is said that the general of the galaxy likes to use black magic to sacrifice the souls of the enemies alive, and the devil girl Ivy likes to chew and eat the bodies of the enemies alive with the devils she cultivated.
After eating the body, it can also produce brightly colored and luscious fruits.
The Phantom of Gotham eats 'devil fruit' every day, and her physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people, and she is still youthful and energetic. "
Louise frowned and said, "Who did you listen to? Admiral Galaxy has actually only used black magic a few times. She deliberately released similar stories just to make others fear her.
In fact, after she became famous, no devil dared to respond to her.
Because she likes fishing and law enforcement, she summons demons through black magic to kill pumping demons.
No demon responded, so how to cast black magic?
In addition, Ivy, the devil girl, has not fed her spirit plants with living people.
She just buried the demon's body in the Lishan forest for the plants to absorb the magic of miracles. "
"Didn't you say that? I've finished reading the whole set of "The Biography of Quinn." The alien said.
"You're watching the fake "The Biography of Quinn", right?" Louise doubted.
She clearly explained the origin of the story of "the admiral of the galaxy likes to sacrifice the souls of his enemies" in "The Biography of Quinn".
"The genuine premium program I watched cost me $300!" the alien said.
Louise said: "Go back and watch it a few more times. If you don't understand, you can read the comments below the video."
"Isn't it the three sisters of Arkham? Is there another one? What's her 'legendary' story?" asked the sheep-faced man.
"The last one is called Selena, she." The alien who bought "The Legend of Quinn" thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "She doesn't seem to have any special talents, but she is very beautiful and has an extremely sexy figure, which makes people's heart beat Endless."
"Yes, yes, Selena's figure is too sexy and enchanting, and I found that I have fallen in love with her a little bit." The blue-skinned nobleman swallowed his saliva, and said with a blue face excitedly: "If she is not married, she doesn't even need to be married." If I ask Mrs. Shangdu to divination the marriage, I will marry her.
I will be able to catch her too.
Her current husband is just an ordinary earth guy, with no money and no looks, just ordinary. Alas, it's a pity that such a beautiful woman married a mediocre mortal. "
"Bruce Wayne is normal? Don't you know him?" Louise cried.
"Hey, compared to you people on Earth, he may be outstanding, but since I came to Earth, and I admire Miss Selina, he naturally has to compare with me.
The money I hold a banquet is enough to buy the so-called 'Wayne Empire'.
I am No.3 on the list of the sexiest men in the Virgo River System, and No.8 on the most handsome man list. How does he compare?
And as we all know, the royal family of our Qingluan Empire has always been loyal to love, and they are often loyal until they fall in love with someone.
If I had come to Earth 15 years earlier, unless Miss Selena was blind, she would have become my wife. "The green-skinned alien has confidence and pride on his face, as well as regret and sighs.
Louise stared at him carefully.
To be honest, although his skin is blue, his looks and figure are indeed excellent.
Even earthlings can appreciate his beauty.
"Don't be impulsive, the alien is just talking nonsense." Da Chao quietly comforted Baiteman.
Betterman was expressionless, and looked at the green-skinned alien with calm eyes.
"Actually, Ms. Selina is not the only one who has a mismatched marriage. Miss Louise is also glamorous and talented. She is also a peerless beauty in the Milky Way." The sheep-faced man looked at Louise with admiring eyes and said.
"Uh, thank you for the compliment." Louise was a little surprised, but also a little happy.
"I'm not slandering your husband, but to be honest, Clark Kent is indeed too mediocre, and he doesn't deserve you in any way. If I met you earlier, he must have no chance." The sheep-faced man sighed.
Louise looked a little strange.
But what the sheep-faced man said immediately won the approval of many alien men, "Yes, Miss Louise may not be as charming and sexy as Miss Selena, but she is a representative of intelligent women, and her charm is not inferior to that of any celebrity in the Milky Way.
Your husband should at least be a galaxy prince. Anyway, if I have the chance, I will definitely do my best to pursue you. "
"Thank you, but I love my current husband very much and I am very satisfied." Louise smiled.
"Don't be impulsive, Louise is indeed excellent, but she only loves you." Betterman quietly comforted Da Chao.
Da Chao's eyes were resentful, and his expression was a little distorted.
The green-skinned alien sighed: "Earth's civilization level is very low, and there are actually many excellent women. Unfortunately, they didn't have a good time, and they didn't have the opportunity to meet more outstanding men outside the earth.
Miss Selena and Miss Louise are ordinary people, and among the superheroes, there is also Miss Dinah, the dark phoenix that shines in the galaxy—"
"Boy, do you have a problem with me?"
Seeing the alien looking at his wife's long legs in fishnet stockings again, Oliver reached out and hugged her in his arms, and took off the blindfold, revealing his "dead eyes" that shone with scarlet light.
The green-skinned alien froze instantly, his face froze with a blank and terrified expression, his soul escaped from his body, and flew towards the magic eye from the death god king.
"Ugh." In the next moment, his soul returned to his body again, but he couldn't help screaming in horror.
"You are so brave, you dare to molesting other people's wives in front of 'Da Yi with dead eyes'." The sheep-faced man who just showed his love for Louise in front of Da Chao sneered.
The green-skinned alien tremblingly wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, looked up at Oliver, quickly lowered his head, and forced a smile: "Don't get me wrong, what I mean is that Black Phoenix Dinah and Dead Eye Dayi are real men and women. ,match made in heaven."
"They're just ordinary people, why should you?" Diana sighed.
"Tearman and Betterman didn't persuade me, so why should you?" Oliver said.
Diana glanced at Dachao and Batman with calm expressions, a little speechless and powerless.
"Dinglingling~~~" Suddenly, a hurried bell rang in the small courtyard, and then the owner of the ringing voice whispered: "It's already 10 o'clock, and that guy Doakes hasn't come out yet."
"10 o'clock? Isn't it possible to draw numbers again?"
All the aliens who were waiting for the divination, and even had completed the divination, took out a Paradise Mountain 15 Promax from their pockets in unison, stared at the screen intently, and operated it for about half a minute before raising their heads at the same time and letting out a sigh of relief.
The heroes were still a little confused at first, but when they heard the word "number lottery", they all became familiar with it.
They have seen similar scenes too many times at home, in the office, on the street, in a coffee shop, at a football game.
"Aren't you already qualified for divination? Why are you still drawing numbers regularly?" Louise asked.
"Hey, a civilization only has one chance, one time is not enough, 10 or 100 times are not enough." The sheep-faced man sighed.
"Even if the number is drawn regularly, there is no need to do it yourself." Louise said.
"How can I do it without doing it myself?"
Louise said: "You can find someone to replace the liver, you can go to the puppy video and search for 'replace the liver', you can find tens of millions of different liver replacement owners.
48 times a day, only 5 dollars, monthly subscription is even cheaper, 50 dollars a month.
Give the number to the up owner who is acting as the liver, and he will help you post the number every half an hour.
If you win the lottery, according to the usual practice, you have to tip the liver substitute a lot of money. "
The eyes of the aliens lit up, "I didn't expect that you earthlings also have a liver replacement business. I didn't think of it before."
"If we leave the earth, can they continue to help us draw numbers?" Another alien asked.
Louise nodded and said: "It should be possible, the price of the alien liver replacement is higher, about 100 US dollars a month, but this amount of money should not be a big deal to you.
You can pay a lawyer to prepare a liver replacement agreement, and you don’t have to worry about the liver replacement not reporting it or stealing your account. "
Watermelon Tiaoren shouted: "If 100 billion Finite Empire citizens come to the earth to register puppy video accounts, and then hand over all the accounts to the earth people to replace their livers.
This means that 100 billion Finite citizens participate in each lottery?
Queen Grace, don't we get a lot of numbers every time? "
"Can the server of the puppy video website withstand such a huge amount of information?" the sheep-faced man doubted.
"Hey, how can we stop the Galaxy Admiral when we can do it easily?"
"That's right, the puppy video is her business."
Louise pondered and said: "You don't have to worry about the server problem, the puppy video network currently has more than 1.8 trillion users, and it is still operating normally.
Civilizations such as Rann, Tamaran, and Kolu in the Milky Way have raised at least one billion numbers.
That's why I said that you can find tens of millions of liver substitutes by just searching in the search bar.
However, the number of aliens in the lottery remains unchanged, and can never exceed half of the total number, that is, 24.
Raising too many accounts will only cause crazy involution among alien civilizations. "
"Then roll it, we Finites are the least afraid of rolls." Watermelon Tiaoren excitedly said.
The sheep-faced man said calmly: "Even if we spend money crazily and infiltrate crazily, I'm afraid the Earth Liver Substitutes won't be able to do so.
Logging in to the account and filling in the comments all require verification, which must be done manually, and cannot be done with one click of the software. "
Watermelon Tiao said humanely: "Earth liver replacements don't need rolls, the more customers, the higher the price"
Speaking of this, he was stunned for a while, "Miss Louise said that it's only $100 a month, so it doesn't seem to be rolled up?"
"Oh, it's just that I haven't been involved with alien robots." Louise sighed: "In the beginning, the price of liver replacement was low, and the overall volume of liver replacement services was small, which was of little value and not eye-catching.
When the aliens began to roll out the number of accounts, the price of liver substitutes immediately began to skyrocket, even rising to US$1 a month for one account.
As long as you have hands and feet, it's not difficult for one person to raise 10 accounts, and it's $10 a month, what kind of job is there!
In those days, a wave of employee resignations and factory shutdowns swept the world.
Everyone doesn't even take the exam for civil servants. How can you feel comfortable taking the exam?
Then alien capital was drawn in.
Humans are always tired, robots are never tired.
As long as the robot is intelligent enough, it can also complete the relatively simple verification work of the puppy video network.
Alien capital uses robots to establish tens of thousands of "space studios" in the solar system, beating human liver substitutes violently.
In the end, human liver substitutes were not completely eliminated, but the cost of liver substitutes was reduced by robots.
If the fee is lower, the robot will lose money. "
(End of this chapter)
In the Batfighter heading to Gotham, Oliver in the passenger seat said helplessly: "Even if you want to find Mrs. Shangdu, don't be so anxious.
I just left the White House and rushed to Gotham immediately. If Luther Zord and the others knew about it, they would have thought that we had been completely manipulated by them! "
"We didn't force you to go. If you don't want to be manipulated, you can go back to the Hall of Justice or Star City by yourself," Dinah said.
Batman drives the bat fighter, and Dinah, Diana, and Da Chao fly in mid-air, going hand in hand with the stealth fighter.
Although Oliver is a Valkyrie who comprehends the laws of martial arts and has the dead eye of Pluto modified by Harley, he needs to use technological props to fly just like the new protoss.
In fact, no god can fly without mastering the magic or laws related to flight.
The gods of the DC multiverse are different from the "Oriental Immortals", and will not automatically master the skill of "swallowing clouds and driving fog" after becoming gods.
If you don't learn to fly, you will never fly.
Oliver can learn it, in fact he has already learned it, but Harry asked him to prohibit the use of any magic or magic that consumes magic power before the end of the magic debt crisis.
Louise was also on the bat fighter plane with Oliver, and she sat in the back row.
The internal space of the Bat fighter is not small, after all, the Bat family itself is not too small.
"No one can judge us, we only do what we think we should do." Da Chao said.
"Luthor understands us, knows what must attract our attention, what request we can sternly refuse, but our body can't help but act immediately.
When he needs to do something and can't do it, he uses this to play against us. "Oliver sighed.
"If you keep thinking like this, then you are really under his control." Dinah said.
"You mean, as long as you pretend you're not being manipulated, you're not being manipulated?" Oliver said.
Dana said: "I mean, don't follow his train of thought. Our concept has planned a fixed trajectory with clear marks for us, and everyone can see it and know how and where we will go.
But our thoughts and actions are free, and we can use our own methods to solve problems.
The way we solve problems may not meet Luther's expectations, after all, our fundamental purpose is different from his.
Even if it happens that we get what he wants, there is no need to be discouraged.
There is never a road in this world that does not intersect with other roads. "
Da Chao praised: "Dinah is right, Luthor just discovered the trajectory of the Justice League concept that anyone can see clearly.
If this is considered appropriate, then all the victims who shouted for the heroes of the Zhenglian in critical moments are trying to manipulate us.
They all know the concept and style of doing things of the Justice League, know that we will not let evil go, and will not give up helping those in need, so they call our names in times of crisis.
Isn't this natural trust the achievement and pride of the Justice League sticking to its own philosophy?
Before, Luthor always thought that we were hypocritical, and we just talked nicely, but we couldn't achieve true absolute justice at all.
Now Luthor is using our justice to pinch us, which just shows that he has been defeated by us and believes that we can achieve absolute justice.
Wouldn't that be a bigger victory? "
"Well, I feel much better after hearing what you said." Oliver nodded, with a real smile on his face.
Baiteman glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "When you are emotionally affected by Luthor, you have already lost."
Oliver said: "If even a rotten person like Luther can't affect my emotions, I'm not a person, I'm a log or a stone."
Baiteman was silent.
Louise asked curiously, "You mean Superman and Batman are wood and stone?"
Oliver curled his lips, "Don't put gold on your husband's face, he has an epiphany now, but it doesn't mean he has always been rational.
In fact, he was even more excited than I was, but he controlled it well and didn't show it.
Betterman is truly as calm as water, without waves.
But I had this kind of mental state of his tens of thousands of years ago.
Now my mood is closer to Harley, and I have returned to basics.
On the surface, there is no doubt that all kinds of big and small things can affect my emotions, but in essence I am just appreciating the beauty of emotions.
No matter how my mood fluctuates, it doesn't affect my fighting state. "
Louise looked suspiciously, "I don't think you are in the same mood as Harley, but you are pretending to be like Harley."
"Harry or Batterman, who is in a higher mood?" Oliver asked.
Louise hesitated and said: "It's hard to say, because the level of the spiritual realm has nothing to do with strength. Some god kings and demon kings are impulsive and irritable, and they are not as stable and calm as Baiteman."
"Harry has completed the dying transformation of nightmare demonization, you are still 'hard to say'. Forget it, you can think what you want." Oliver gave up trying to persuade her with reason, because she didn't understand the Tao and the spiritual realm at all. reason.
"Hey, what do you mean?" Louise was displeased, "How can you 'let me think' in the middle of the sentence?"
- Look down on me, don't you?
Oliver said helplessly: "I originally thought that you, like me, took it for granted that Harry was stronger without thinking, and then I could continue to ask.
But you don't even think 'Harry the Witch' has a higher spiritual level than Batterman, so what can I say?I can't talk anymore. "
"Okay, assuming that Harry's mood is higher, you continue." Louise said.
Oliver touched his nose, and asked with some disinterest: "Is Harry as calm as Batman, or does a little thing make her mood fluctuate?
If you offend her even a little bit, let her keep it in mind, if you can retaliate on the spot, you will never delay for a second; if you encounter even the slightest opportunity to pretend, she will enjoy it and will never let it go."
Louise was thoughtful, and somewhat understood what he meant.
Harry is in a high mood but still behaves like an ordinary person, which is what he said before.
"But Harley has always been like this, and Baiteman is not as calm as a mirror as you said, he often beats villains into the ICU.
It wasn't a miss, he did it on purpose, not to mention that there was no emotion in it. "
"Of course Harley wasn't always the same, it's just that she grew up too fast, a realm that no one else could reach in a lifetime, and she reached the end in just over ten years.
When she was 13 years old, she was just an ordinary middle school student, and she became a god king when she was less than 30 years old.
And the state of mind changes as you grow up, and you feel that she is the same, just because you haven't had time to discover her change, she has returned to her original nature. "
After sighing with emotion, Oliver continued: "Bateman sent villains to the ICU countless times, but never killed anyone, not even an incurable disability.
You are a reporter, so you must know that many unpremeditated homicides in society are actually manslaughter.
Baiteman didn't even make a single mistake, and you still think he has violent mood swings when hitting someone? "
Louise was stunned for a moment, and then said in shock: "Could it be that he looks angry, but he is still cold-hearted and without emotional waves when he beat the villain alive into the ICU, so he can precisely control the strength and the degree of damage?
Even buy Karma, what kind of pervert is this? "
She was too emotional, too angry, punching the criminal into the ICU, and she could still understand.
But there was obviously no disturbance in his heart, even after accurately calculating the angle and strength of each punch, he still punched and punched, watching the criminal change from a healthy state to a bruise.
She shuddered.
"Bateman is not a pervert, and using fear to deter criminals is his philosophy of governing the world." Tearman couldn't help but defend his old friend.
Louise wanted to say something, but she glanced at Batterman in the driver's seat in front and closed her mouth again.
"Here we are." Baiteman's expression and tone were very calm, as if their conversation didn't affect him at all.
However, after hovering the fighter plane, he still couldn't help explaining, "When I take off the bat suit, even if I just see Helena and hear her call 'Dad', I will be extremely satisfied and happy.
Putting on the uniform, I'm not Bruce Wayne anymore, I'm responsible for the teammates around me, I'm responsible for the whole city, I need to be absolutely rational, and then I'm in an absolutely ideal state. "
While Louise was stunned, she was also a little embarrassed.
His explanation was obviously aimed at her yelling just now.
During the day, the heroes of Zhenglian can fall directly from the sky and land in the small courtyard of Mrs. Shangdu.
After the lottery and divination is over, "Shangdu Madam" will open the protective magic circle, covering the small courtyard and the forest path, so that even the heroes of Zhenglian cannot force their way in.
They first landed at the Quinn Manor in the middle of Lishan Mountain, and then, under the leadership of Ivy, walked the path behind the mountain into the Lishan Forest, and made a large circle to the entrance of the protective circle.
"Hey, you are Superman, Wonder Woman, Dark Phoenix, and who else?"
At a three-fork intersection in Lishan forest, Zhenglian heroes happened to encounter a group of aliens with strange appearance and strange costumes.
After all, there are only a few races in the universe that are exactly the same as the American whites, and more aliens are a bit weird in the eyes of earth people.
For example, the leading alien at this time looks like a long watermelon strip in an emoji: the head, neck, and torso are indistinguishable, all of the same thickness, round, smooth and soft.
Because the skin is dark brown, it looks very greasy, and when you close your eyes and mouth, it looks a bit like an earthworm.
Like humans, it also has hands and feet, but its limbs are extremely slender.
The watermelon man in front of him is 1.5 meters tall and as thick as a bucket, but his arms are only as thick as an ordinary person's thumb, and his bare feet are as slender as a pencil.
Even with such slender limbs, it carries a huge package on its back like other aliens.
"I'm the famous Green Arrow, not 'that who'!" Oliver, who was pointed at by the Watermelon Man, dissatisfied.
"I've only been on Earth for a few days, and I only know a few top heroes." Watermelon Tiaoren looks a bit weird, but his voice is extremely clear and sweet, very nice.
"He is dead-eyed, and he shocked the Milky Way 5 years ago." The sheep-faced alien behind the watermelon man reminded in a low voice.
Oliver immediately showed complacency, and turned his head to wink at Dinah and the others, "Look, this is the real expert."
Dinah ignored him, but just looked at Watermelon Tiaoren curiously, and asked, "Are you Queen Grace of the Fenet Empire? Henry, why didn't he come with you?"
"Why does every Earthling ask the same stupid question? Queen Grace and I don't look alike."
Although the watermelon stick man looks like a watermelon stick, the expression on his face is very vivid, and the helplessness, boredom, and unhappiness are all clearly expressed.
"You Finites look the same, not to mention earthlings, we also can't tell the difference." The aliens behind whispered.
"The difference is so obvious, why can't you tell the difference?" The watermelon man pointed at his face, "Look at my face, my eyes, mouth and nose, do they look like Queen Grace? And I'm a man, a man ah!"
——Everywhere, there seems to be no difference between men and women, even the voice is exactly the same.
The heroes of Zhenglian complained in their hearts.
"Are you here to find Mrs. Shangdu through the back door?" Louise poked her head out from behind and asked curiously.
"Are you Louise, the famous reporter from the Earth? What do you want to do?" Seeing her, all the aliens changed their expressions, turned sideways quickly, turned their backs to her, and covered their faces with their hands.
Some aliens complained in their hometown dialect: "I reminded everyone earlier that you should wear a mask and a spacious windbreaker like the people on Earth, and you must not reveal your whereabouts.
You just say that those who go through the back door are your own people, everyone has a tacit understanding, and exposing others is tantamount to exposing yourself.
Well now, when we meet Yinhe Mingji, our identities will be revealed to the world! "
They wear alien language translators, no matter which language they speak, it will be translated into English in the end.
"I'm not a reporter tonight, I didn't bring interview equipment, and I didn't have an interview purpose." Louise explained embarrassingly.
"Why are you afraid of revealing your identity? You all know each other, and if you want to hide it, you can only hide it from the people on earth. Even if the people on earth know who is going through the back door, they will not do anything to you." Da Chao wondered.
"It is precisely because we know each other that we walk together, and we are not afraid of revealing our identities to each other. But if we let others know our identities - what we are guarding against is not the people of the earth, and the civilization of the earth has nothing to do with our civilization. If we let our hostile civilization know, we must be extremely vigilant, spy quietly, secretly snipe, and even start an interstellar war in advance." The sheep-faced man said seriously.
"What do you want to divination that will make the hostile civilization react so violently?" Da Chao asked curiously.
Several aliens looked at each other, their eyes flickered, their expressions were strange, but they didn't speak.
"Let's go, it's late now."
Betterman touched Dachao, and took the lead in striding forward to another fork in the road ahead.
Da Chao looked at the alien thoughtfully, and followed him quickly.
When they left, the aliens breathed a sigh of relief.
"They should be looking for Mrs. Shangdu in an emergency, and they didn't come to guard us at night." Xiguatiao said kindly.
"Well, although Louise Lane is famous, she doesn't deserve the protection of so many superheroes."
"Oh, it's not good!" The sheep-faced man slapped his hands fiercely and shouted: "Even if you go through the back door at night, there are people who come first and then come first, obviously we are ahead and the Justice League is behind, but now they are the first.
Eighty percent of them are not here for divination.
But in case the earth encounters any crisis, if we want to ask Mrs. Shangdu to return to the Dark Justice League to defend the earth, wouldn’t we—”
"Go quickly, maybe we can catch up." The expressions of the remaining aliens changed slightly, and they hurried forward.
The aliens ran very fast and arrived at Madam Shangdu's courtyard almost at the same time as the Zhenglian heroes who were one step ahead.
It's a pity that they still came late, and there were already seven or eight aliens sitting in the yard.
There are aliens who look like people on Earth, but they dress with obvious alien characteristics.
The Watermelon Tiao people of the Finite Empire did not shy away from it, and shouted directly to the people in the yard: "At 05:30 in the afternoon, Mrs. Shangdu closed the door, and it is not yet 10 o'clock, why are you here?
Does Mrs. Shangdu not need to eat and sleep? "
"In order to get a seat in the first row, we came here around two o'clock in the afternoon. We have been waiting until now, at about quarter to eight, Madam Shangdu opened the door and let us in." In the yard, a blue-skinned, dressed Said the extraterrestrial guest with extremely luxurious decoration.
"What, the 'VIP channel' opened at two o'clock in the afternoon?" Xiguatiao was startled, "Didn't it mean that the VIP channel wouldn't appear if Mrs. Shangdu's protective circle wasn't opened?"
Ordinary people who commented on the lottery entered Madam Shangdu’s cabin through the forest path, while the alien dignitaries who walked through the back door waited for Madam Shangdu to get off work. A gap was opened in the forest near the Hudson River, that is, the magic trees took the initiative to give way to both sides, so that they could land on the Arkham Peninsula by boat from Jersey City on the opposite side.
Those who have the conditions can also take an airship, drop from the sky, and land on the bank of the river.
"We arrived at the 'Main Universe Hotel' in Jersey City at two o'clock in the afternoon. We waited until Mrs. Shangdu closed the door, and immediately boarded the boat and entered Lishan Forest. It was almost nine o'clock before Mrs. Shangdu let us into the house." Qingpi Alien Noble way.
"Nine o'clock." The watermelon man swept around the crowd in the yard, frowning into "WM" without eyebrows.
Of the eight people in the yard, seven of them were like them, all carrying a cloth bag half the height of a person.
Of course, there are seats in the small courtyard, so they don't need to keep their bags behind their backs all the time, they are all placed beside their seats at the moment.
Only one person looked relaxed, and there was nothing around him.
"It's almost ten o'clock, and Mrs. Shangdu just finished a divination?" Xiguatiao's face showed anxiety, "When will this wait? Can it be our turn tonight?"
"How do you know that you only completed one divination?" Louise wondered.
The Watermelon Tiaoren patted the backpack behind him, "Look at the backpack. If there is no backpack, it means that the divination has been completed. If the backpack is bulging by your side, it means that you haven't seen Mrs. Shangdu yet."
Louise was stunned, "The bag contains a gift for Mrs. Shangdu? What's in your bag?"
The Watermelon Tiaoren did not hesitate, and said frankly: "They are all magical objects and magic books that our Finite Empire has collected over the years, plus an empire gold card worth 20 trillion rane coins."
"I buy it, 20 trillion?!" Louise exclaimed in surprise.
The goat face next to him showed disdain, "For an empire as big as Finite, it only took out 20 trillion yuan, and I don't want any face."
Louise was shocked again, "20 trillion is not enough? How much do you want to send?"
The sheep-faced man raised a finger, his voice was very soft, but his expression was somewhat arrogant, "10 billion trillion!"
"Trillion.Trillion? One trillion is equal to one trillion 'trillion'? One billion trillion can buy the entire Milky Way." Louise was a little dizzy.
"It's too embarrassing to put 10 billion trillion trillion here. Our Wild Bear Federation has brought 10 imperial crystal cards worth 10 trillion trillion." The dignitaries of the Wild Bear River System in the yard sneered.
"Be careful!" Da Chao had quick eyes and quick hands, and quickly took a step forward to support Louise, who was limp and almost fell.
"Are you crazy?" Louise took a while to stand firm, her face full of disbelief and incomprehension, "One quota for each civilization, internal bidding within the civilization, why the price is raised to such an exaggerated level?"
"One quota for each civilization, and one quota represents a civilization. A federation that dominates the entire Wild Bear River System must have its own identity and reputation." The dignitaries of the Wild Bear River System proudly said.
"Identities and faces are worth 100 trillion trillion?" Louise murmured.
The watermelon stickman said disdainfully: "Don't listen to their bragging, the Wild Bear Federation is a well-known pick and search in the universe.
When our Queen visited their capital the year before last, they were ashamed to entertain Her Majesty with the "Galaxy Troop Pot", which they called a special national dish.
In fact, they just want to save money, and stinginess has been engraved in their genes.
Don't think I'm metaphorical.
They think that stinginess is the best virtue in the world, just like the honesty and kindness of your earthlings.
Therefore, through gene adjustment technology, the most stingy gene in the material universe has been cultivated for each tribe.
The reason why she took out 100 trillion trillion to pretend to be a bully this time is because everyone knows that Mrs. Shangdu is kind-hearted, and all the cash she gets is donated to the civilization where the fortune-teller is.
That is to say, no matter how much we give her, she will donate to us later.
How to donate?
She is very busy and can't leave, so let us go back and donate for her with our bank cards.
Hey, it's just a bank card.
Even if the entire country can't come up with 10 trillion cash, it can still create a 1000 trillion bank card, and no one will cash it anyway. "
"Toronto, don't slander us, we have plenty of money, 100 million trillion can be easily given away.
And we are not stingy at all, what we advocate is frugality, and frugality does not mean stinginess!
Last time, your queen herself asked for special dishes, and she ate very happily. "The representative of the Wild Bear River system said excitedly.
Their Wild Bear Federation can really come up with 100 million trillion in cash, in fact, it can come up with 10 times more.
Because they are very frugal, even if they become a high-level civilization, even if they rule the entire river system, they are still hard-working and simple, and they are diligent and thrifty to manage their families. It is not normal for them to save for millions of years and not be able to spend 100 million trillion.
The watermelon man ignored him, only approached Louise, pointed to the representative of the Wild Bear Federation, and said, "Look, everyone put the bag on the ground, and only he held it tightly in his arms, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it away.
Also, other people's bags are too big to carry, but his bag is about the size of a schoolbag, hehehe."
Louise was thoughtful, the money in the bag was fake, and only magical items would be accepted by Mrs. Shangdu.
The smaller the package, the less magical items it contains.
"I have 100 million trillion in my bag, of course I am a little nervous. If I am like you, only 20 trillion, I must be calmer than you.
And the size of the package has nothing to do with the value.
Maybe one strange object in my bag is worth 10 of yours. "
Several aliens were still arguing there, but Ivy lost interest in continuing to listen in. After whispering a few words with Baiteman, she left the courtyard alone.
"Hey, who is she, why did she enter the Lishan Forest alone? Although Mrs. Shangdu opened a back door for us, the magic circle covering her hut is not closed, so you can't just walk around!" Someone in the yard exclaimed in surprise.
Louise smiled and said, "She is the owner of Lishan Forest. All the plant spirits you have seen were cultivated by her."
"Ah, she is Admiral of the Galaxy, the stars are above, and Admiral of the Galaxy is face to face, but I didn't recognize her." Inside and outside the courtyard, there were several aliens hugging their heads and howling.
Louise wondered: "You should have seen the videos and photos of Admiral Galaxy, right? How does she look like Admiral Galaxy?"
"Uh, isn't she the Galaxy Admiral?" An alien who looked like a raccoon was embarrassed, "You Americans look very similar, so it's hard to tell them apart.
However, she does not have the temperament to disperse the night, illuminate the galaxy, coerce the order of the multiverse, and cannot be directly seen by mortals. "
Louise has 1 things in her heart that she wants to vomit. You raccoons look exactly the same. How are Americans similar?
Moreover, dispelling the night, illuminating the galaxy, and coercing the multiverse. What the hell is that?
"Why did you say that she is the owner of Lishan Forest? Isn't Lishan belonged to Admiral Galaxy?" the raccoon asked puzzled.
"Admiral Yinhe also has two good sisters. They are orphans. They met when they were teenagers. They grew up together and lived together. The one just now is the 'Magical Girl' Ivy." Louise said.
"Oh, I remembered, they had the titles of 'Gotham Phantom' and 'Arkham Three Sisters' in the early years." Some aliens who had learned about "The Legend of Quinn" looked stunned, "It is said that the general of the galaxy likes to use black magic to sacrifice the souls of the enemies alive, and the devil girl Ivy likes to chew and eat the bodies of the enemies alive with the devils she cultivated.
After eating the body, it can also produce brightly colored and luscious fruits.
The Phantom of Gotham eats 'devil fruit' every day, and her physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people, and she is still youthful and energetic. "
Louise frowned and said, "Who did you listen to? Admiral Galaxy has actually only used black magic a few times. She deliberately released similar stories just to make others fear her.
In fact, after she became famous, no devil dared to respond to her.
Because she likes fishing and law enforcement, she summons demons through black magic to kill pumping demons.
No demon responded, so how to cast black magic?
In addition, Ivy, the devil girl, has not fed her spirit plants with living people.
She just buried the demon's body in the Lishan forest for the plants to absorb the magic of miracles. "
"Didn't you say that? I've finished reading the whole set of "The Biography of Quinn." The alien said.
"You're watching the fake "The Biography of Quinn", right?" Louise doubted.
She clearly explained the origin of the story of "the admiral of the galaxy likes to sacrifice the souls of his enemies" in "The Biography of Quinn".
"The genuine premium program I watched cost me $300!" the alien said.
Louise said: "Go back and watch it a few more times. If you don't understand, you can read the comments below the video."
"Isn't it the three sisters of Arkham? Is there another one? What's her 'legendary' story?" asked the sheep-faced man.
"The last one is called Selena, she." The alien who bought "The Legend of Quinn" thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "She doesn't seem to have any special talents, but she is very beautiful and has an extremely sexy figure, which makes people's heart beat Endless."
"Yes, yes, Selena's figure is too sexy and enchanting, and I found that I have fallen in love with her a little bit." The blue-skinned nobleman swallowed his saliva, and said with a blue face excitedly: "If she is not married, she doesn't even need to be married." If I ask Mrs. Shangdu to divination the marriage, I will marry her.
I will be able to catch her too.
Her current husband is just an ordinary earth guy, with no money and no looks, just ordinary. Alas, it's a pity that such a beautiful woman married a mediocre mortal. "
"Bruce Wayne is normal? Don't you know him?" Louise cried.
"Hey, compared to you people on Earth, he may be outstanding, but since I came to Earth, and I admire Miss Selina, he naturally has to compare with me.
The money I hold a banquet is enough to buy the so-called 'Wayne Empire'.
I am No.3 on the list of the sexiest men in the Virgo River System, and No.8 on the most handsome man list. How does he compare?
And as we all know, the royal family of our Qingluan Empire has always been loyal to love, and they are often loyal until they fall in love with someone.
If I had come to Earth 15 years earlier, unless Miss Selena was blind, she would have become my wife. "The green-skinned alien has confidence and pride on his face, as well as regret and sighs.
Louise stared at him carefully.
To be honest, although his skin is blue, his looks and figure are indeed excellent.
Even earthlings can appreciate his beauty.
"Don't be impulsive, the alien is just talking nonsense." Da Chao quietly comforted Baiteman.
Betterman was expressionless, and looked at the green-skinned alien with calm eyes.
"Actually, Ms. Selina is not the only one who has a mismatched marriage. Miss Louise is also glamorous and talented. She is also a peerless beauty in the Milky Way." The sheep-faced man looked at Louise with admiring eyes and said.
"Uh, thank you for the compliment." Louise was a little surprised, but also a little happy.
"I'm not slandering your husband, but to be honest, Clark Kent is indeed too mediocre, and he doesn't deserve you in any way. If I met you earlier, he must have no chance." The sheep-faced man sighed.
Louise looked a little strange.
But what the sheep-faced man said immediately won the approval of many alien men, "Yes, Miss Louise may not be as charming and sexy as Miss Selena, but she is a representative of intelligent women, and her charm is not inferior to that of any celebrity in the Milky Way.
Your husband should at least be a galaxy prince. Anyway, if I have the chance, I will definitely do my best to pursue you. "
"Thank you, but I love my current husband very much and I am very satisfied." Louise smiled.
"Don't be impulsive, Louise is indeed excellent, but she only loves you." Betterman quietly comforted Da Chao.
Da Chao's eyes were resentful, and his expression was a little distorted.
The green-skinned alien sighed: "Earth's civilization level is very low, and there are actually many excellent women. Unfortunately, they didn't have a good time, and they didn't have the opportunity to meet more outstanding men outside the earth.
Miss Selena and Miss Louise are ordinary people, and among the superheroes, there is also Miss Dinah, the dark phoenix that shines in the galaxy—"
"Boy, do you have a problem with me?"
Seeing the alien looking at his wife's long legs in fishnet stockings again, Oliver reached out and hugged her in his arms, and took off the blindfold, revealing his "dead eyes" that shone with scarlet light.
The green-skinned alien froze instantly, his face froze with a blank and terrified expression, his soul escaped from his body, and flew towards the magic eye from the death god king.
"Ugh." In the next moment, his soul returned to his body again, but he couldn't help screaming in horror.
"You are so brave, you dare to molesting other people's wives in front of 'Da Yi with dead eyes'." The sheep-faced man who just showed his love for Louise in front of Da Chao sneered.
The green-skinned alien tremblingly wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, looked up at Oliver, quickly lowered his head, and forced a smile: "Don't get me wrong, what I mean is that Black Phoenix Dinah and Dead Eye Dayi are real men and women. ,match made in heaven."
"They're just ordinary people, why should you?" Diana sighed.
"Tearman and Betterman didn't persuade me, so why should you?" Oliver said.
Diana glanced at Dachao and Batman with calm expressions, a little speechless and powerless.
"Dinglingling~~~" Suddenly, a hurried bell rang in the small courtyard, and then the owner of the ringing voice whispered: "It's already 10 o'clock, and that guy Doakes hasn't come out yet."
"10 o'clock? Isn't it possible to draw numbers again?"
All the aliens who were waiting for the divination, and even had completed the divination, took out a Paradise Mountain 15 Promax from their pockets in unison, stared at the screen intently, and operated it for about half a minute before raising their heads at the same time and letting out a sigh of relief.
The heroes were still a little confused at first, but when they heard the word "number lottery", they all became familiar with it.
They have seen similar scenes too many times at home, in the office, on the street, in a coffee shop, at a football game.
"Aren't you already qualified for divination? Why are you still drawing numbers regularly?" Louise asked.
"Hey, a civilization only has one chance, one time is not enough, 10 or 100 times are not enough." The sheep-faced man sighed.
"Even if the number is drawn regularly, there is no need to do it yourself." Louise said.
"How can I do it without doing it myself?"
Louise said: "You can find someone to replace the liver, you can go to the puppy video and search for 'replace the liver', you can find tens of millions of different liver replacement owners.
48 times a day, only 5 dollars, monthly subscription is even cheaper, 50 dollars a month.
Give the number to the up owner who is acting as the liver, and he will help you post the number every half an hour.
If you win the lottery, according to the usual practice, you have to tip the liver substitute a lot of money. "
The eyes of the aliens lit up, "I didn't expect that you earthlings also have a liver replacement business. I didn't think of it before."
"If we leave the earth, can they continue to help us draw numbers?" Another alien asked.
Louise nodded and said: "It should be possible, the price of the alien liver replacement is higher, about 100 US dollars a month, but this amount of money should not be a big deal to you.
You can pay a lawyer to prepare a liver replacement agreement, and you don’t have to worry about the liver replacement not reporting it or stealing your account. "
Watermelon Tiaoren shouted: "If 100 billion Finite Empire citizens come to the earth to register puppy video accounts, and then hand over all the accounts to the earth people to replace their livers.
This means that 100 billion Finite citizens participate in each lottery?
Queen Grace, don't we get a lot of numbers every time? "
"Can the server of the puppy video website withstand such a huge amount of information?" the sheep-faced man doubted.
"Hey, how can we stop the Galaxy Admiral when we can do it easily?"
"That's right, the puppy video is her business."
Louise pondered and said: "You don't have to worry about the server problem, the puppy video network currently has more than 1.8 trillion users, and it is still operating normally.
Civilizations such as Rann, Tamaran, and Kolu in the Milky Way have raised at least one billion numbers.
That's why I said that you can find tens of millions of liver substitutes by just searching in the search bar.
However, the number of aliens in the lottery remains unchanged, and can never exceed half of the total number, that is, 24.
Raising too many accounts will only cause crazy involution among alien civilizations. "
"Then roll it, we Finites are the least afraid of rolls." Watermelon Tiaoren excitedly said.
The sheep-faced man said calmly: "Even if we spend money crazily and infiltrate crazily, I'm afraid the Earth Liver Substitutes won't be able to do so.
Logging in to the account and filling in the comments all require verification, which must be done manually, and cannot be done with one click of the software. "
Watermelon Tiao said humanely: "Earth liver replacements don't need rolls, the more customers, the higher the price"
Speaking of this, he was stunned for a while, "Miss Louise said that it's only $100 a month, so it doesn't seem to be rolled up?"
"Oh, it's just that I haven't been involved with alien robots." Louise sighed: "In the beginning, the price of liver replacement was low, and the overall volume of liver replacement services was small, which was of little value and not eye-catching.
When the aliens began to roll out the number of accounts, the price of liver substitutes immediately began to skyrocket, even rising to US$1 a month for one account.
As long as you have hands and feet, it's not difficult for one person to raise 10 accounts, and it's $10 a month, what kind of job is there!
In those days, a wave of employee resignations and factory shutdowns swept the world.
Everyone doesn't even take the exam for civil servants. How can you feel comfortable taking the exam?
Then alien capital was drawn in.
Humans are always tired, robots are never tired.
As long as the robot is intelligent enough, it can also complete the relatively simple verification work of the puppy video network.
Alien capital uses robots to establish tens of thousands of "space studios" in the solar system, beating human liver substitutes violently.
In the end, human liver substitutes were not completely eliminated, but the cost of liver substitutes was reduced by robots.
If the fee is lower, the robot will lose money. "
(End of this chapter)
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