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Chapter 1076 Gordon is going to be the landlord
Chapter 1076 Gordon is going to be the landlord
Gordon called Halle's name directly, but Gordon's daughter called her "Miss Halle".
In addition to immediate family members, Westerners are used to calling each other by first name in daily life, and Halle herself does not want to be called "auntie".
Barbara is the priest of the Valkyrie King and the Young Lord of Heaven, so she deserves a more respectful title.
However, the relationship between the two is relatively close. At least Harley looked at the grown-up child, calling "Your Majesty the Valkyrie" and "My Master Harley" are too unfamiliar and too embarrassing.
Therefore, the title "Sister Halle" has been used since Barbara just learned to call people when she was a child.
"I have some impressions of Little Witch, she has made many videos with over [-] million views, and I am often pushed her videos when I visit the hero forum.
Well, I also dropped coins on her.
At that time, I thought she looked familiar, but I didn't expect it to be Xiwa's daughter."
Thinking of Ms. Shiva, who was once so heroic and whose martial arts skills she admired, Harley couldn't help sighing with emotion: "Time flies so fast, she was not married back then, and in a blink of an eye more than ten years later, children can be up masters." gone."
"I remember Ms Shiva being the first person to beat Halle in the ring."
Ivy also looked complicated. At that time, she had just defected to Harley not long ago. She was thin and small, malnourished, weak and sickly, had no education and ability, and couldn't even cook breakfast. Not only did Harley not dislike her, but she also let her live with him. Together, cook for her and arrange for her to be a conductor in the boxing ring
"The little witch is also a powerful martial artist. Baiteman said that her martial arts talent is stronger than Ms. Shiva's." Barbara said.
"How did Baiteman know the little witch? How did you become teammates?" Harry asked curiously.
Barbara hesitated: "Bateman and Ms. Siwa seem to be good friends. I often go to the Bat Cave to practice Chinese Kung Fu with Robin. Several times when Ms. Shiva comes to look for Baiteman, Baiteman will also invite She trains us.
Still later, I met the little witch in the Batcave, and she was training with Robin.
When I first met her, I was very surprised, because the little witch is a super Internet celebrity. She explained the live broadcast of superhero battles, and each game was watched by millions of people.
At first I thought she was simply trying to be a 'teenage hero', but when I saw Ms. Siwa later, I realized they were mother and daughter.
At that time, we had become friends. I asked her about Chinese Kung Fu, and she asked me about you out of curiosity.
Well, she adores you.
A few days ago, the Young Watchers relocated to Cleveland, which caused great repercussions all over the world.
Especially after sacrificing two team members and cracking a large-scale alien arms case last month, even Bertman, who has always been unsmiling and doesn't comment on any heroes, couldn't help but praise them a few words.
He said that he underestimated these draft heroes before, and that they are role models for a new generation of teenage heroes.
Robin and I were very unconvinced, and then the little witch suggested that we also form a boy hero group. "
It was already mid-August, Thunder Shazam had been in prison for several months, and Young Watcher had moved to Cleveland for more than two months.
The Young Watchers didn't have any foreign skills. There were more than [-] official members. Led by the Big Four, they started a thorough investigation of Cleveland on the same day.
Dozens of ordinary crimes can be arrested every day, and the city's law and order can be raised several levels in an instant.
By last month, they followed the clues and found the headquarters of the alien military dealer in Cleveland.
After a fire broke out, two watchmen were hung up, alien weapons enough to arm thousands of interstellar soldiers were seized, and the arms smuggler Kazan, a well-known interstellar criminal in the galaxy, was also captured.
This case not only caused a sensation all over the world, but also paid a lot of attention to the alien media, making Young Watchers popular.
"Harry, do you think I can be a superhero?" Rachel asked expectantly.
Seeing that her eyes seemed to be shining, Harley nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, with your strength, it's not a problem to become the 'Youth Generation No.1'.
You don't have to go to the Batcave with Barbara, though.
Batman is too busy to teach you kung fu.
His kung fu is not for you, not even for Barbara.
When you come to the manor after school every day, I will teach you the "Mystery of Martial Arts", which has never been circulated. "
""Mystery Code of Martial Arts"." Barbara's eyes also began to shine.
"This is a good thing, to be taught by Harley personally is definitely a thousand times better than staying in the Batcave.
I was still thinking about accumulating more "Heaven Mountain Merit", and before officially debuting, I would like to ask Hari to give you a little treat.
I didn't expect that she would take the initiative to hold a training class without charging any money. For a lazy person like her, it was very rare. "
When Barbara came home and told about the "Harry tutoring class", Gordon became excited.
Well, Gordon is paid to help Harry perform "God's exorcism".
According to his exorcism effect, he gets "Heaven Mountain Merit".
The Heavenly Mountain Merit is more precious than the Heavenly Voice's Heavenly Merit.
One point of Heavenly Mountain Merit can be exchanged for 100 points of Heavenly Merit.
Gordon was so happy at the beginning.
He was fully looking forward to the beautiful scene of accumulating tens of thousands of meritorious deeds on Heavenly Mountain, and then his family ascended to heaven. However, he completed the first exorcism and helped the undead kill a city councilor. After receiving the reward, he was dumbfounded.
0.1% of Paradise Mountain meritorious service!
It is only 0.1 to convert into heaven meritorious service.
He felt that he was cheated, so he immediately went to Harley to ask for an explanation, and Harley's answer was simple: the result was not what I wanted.
The final interpretation is in her hands, what can he do?
However, later on, he also encountered several surprises. When he thought he would not have a big harvest, suddenly 10 points, or even 50 points of Heavenly Mountain meritorious service came to him.
Exchanged into Heaven Merit, that is 1000 and 5000!
This made him overjoyed, and it also made him believe Harley's words a little--the lack of meritorious deeds before was due to his not doing well enough.
Then he began to seriously study the "Halle Bible", deeply understand and learn her guiding ideology, and act according to her teachings... almost the most pious believers.
"It is indeed a good thing to be able to get the personal guidance of the Valkyrie King, but we live in Queens, dozens of miles away from Arkham Island.
Barbara is a girl, she can't practice until night, and then take the subway home alone for two or three hours late at night, right?I'm worried. "Xiao Lai worried.
Gordon frowned, this is indeed a big problem.
"Maybe, we can move, sell the house here, add our savings, and go to Arkham Island."
"Don't think about it!" Xiao Lai shook his head bitterly, "The housing prices there are too high, and the cheapest one is 300 million dollars per square meter.
This is also in short supply, and housing prices are still rising every year.
Experts say that the price will triple again in the next five years!It sounds scary. "
"So scary?" Gordon was shocked.
He remembered that when the real estate was launched for sale, his old friend Harvey Bullock bought a 320-square-meter high-end apartment with only a loan of 140 million.
A large balcony with a river view and a parking space are also provided.
Xiao Lai said: "It was okay two years ago, the average price was around [-], and the most expensive one was no more than [-]. However, as the concept of the planetary planet spread, many billionaires went to Arkham Island to buy house.
Because alien businessmen and tourists are mostly because of the future earth in the galaxy, they would naturally prefer to live on Arkham Island after coming to earth. "
"If you can't buy a house, you can still rent it. I'll ask Harvey." Gordon pondered for a while, then dialed the old man's phone number, "Hi, Harvey, it's me."
"Imai, Gordon, you, are you a human or a ghost?"
"Probably half of them are ghosts."
Gordon told about how he was saved by Harley and became her apostle.
"I suspected that the 'Hellbringer' that appeared on the streets of Gotham recently was related to you, why didn't you tell me earlier?
Did you know that I shed at least five tears at your grave? Fat Harvey's voice changed from excitement to anger.
"I'm afraid it will affect your normal life. We have a tacit understanding, remember? We are friends, but I don't care how much money you steal secretly, or how you flatter Harley, and you don't care about me and Batman, and Super criminals."
Fat Harvey sighed, they do have a tacit understanding, no matter what they become, the friendship between them will not change.
"What do you want me to do today?"
"Barbara is going to Quinn Manor to participate in martial arts training"
"I'm living in the house now, so I can't lend it to your family. You can let Barbara live in my house."
"I remember you have been listing it online for rent, when did you move there?" Gordon frowned.
"My son is also 8 years old this year. Living on Arkham Island, it is more convenient to go to the world's No. [-] Martial Arts School for tutoring."
After a pause, Harvey said again: "Are you in a hurry? I still have two houses, which are now leased to Zanshi people. They expire in November, and I will leave them to you."
"There are two more suites? How big are they?" Gordon asked in shock.
"Well, I live in a 250-square-meter big house. I have been renting out a 140-square-meter house before, and I also have a 500-square-meter super mansion. Aliens are rich, and they like big houses."
"How much have you been greedy over the years?!" Gordon said awkwardly.
"I'm carbon free!" Harvey exclaimed.
"We have all set up guard dogs, so we don't have to worry about others listening in." Gordon said.
Harvey was silent for a while, and said: "I'm really not greedy, at least I haven't been greedy in the past few years."
"If you're not greedy, how can you afford a big house on Arkham Island? I heard it costs 300 million per square meter." Gordon said.
Harvey laughed lowly, "The small apartment of less than 50 square meters is only 300 million. My luxury apartment of 500 square meters is at least 500 million per square meter. How much do you think I have assets? Do you still use tan?
I was able to buy three houses, not because I was greedy, but because I bought them early and I flipped houses, understand?
Now I am cleaner than tap water! "
Gordon's heart was sour, and his mouth was astringent, "Why didn't you call me when you flipped the house?"
"Didn't I call you? You asked me to buy it with me ten years ago, and you still mocked me for wanting to get closer to the Quinn Manor so that I could flatter Harry."
Gordon hung up the phone nervously.
"Let Barbara go to Harvey's house for boarding." Xiao Lai said.
"Can I board for a month or two months, and live in someone else's home for a year or two years? Barbara's learning art is definitely not a one-year or two-year thing. I even hope that the longer the better."
Gordon downloaded the rental app on his mobile phone to find housing information on Arkham Island.
"Okay, 50 square meters of small apartment, the cheapest is 13 dollars. No wonder Harvey is not greedy, sitting and collecting rents of hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars a month, how can carbon pollution make money by renting out ?”
"Damn it, Penguin actually has 80 luxury houses on the island. Didn't that bastard become a billionaire?!" Gordon felt even more unbalanced when he saw another old friend flipping houses and making a fortune.
In just ten seconds, he yelled again, "shit, more than 50% of the houses on the island, whether shops, residences or office buildings, belong to the Wayne family?! Even Bruce"
——When you were flipping houses, why didn't you call me!
Unbalanced mentality, he decided not to find any landlord friends, looking for them is like looking for a chicken.
"Harry, Heaven Mountain Merit can be exchanged for anything, right?"
"It can only be what I have, or what heaven has." Harry said.
"Well, I now have 217 Heavenly Mountain Merit Points, how much land can I buy in Indian Hill?"
"What do you want land for?" Harry asked strangely.
"I want to build a house, I want to be a landlord!"
(End of this chapter)
Gordon called Halle's name directly, but Gordon's daughter called her "Miss Halle".
In addition to immediate family members, Westerners are used to calling each other by first name in daily life, and Halle herself does not want to be called "auntie".
Barbara is the priest of the Valkyrie King and the Young Lord of Heaven, so she deserves a more respectful title.
However, the relationship between the two is relatively close. At least Harley looked at the grown-up child, calling "Your Majesty the Valkyrie" and "My Master Harley" are too unfamiliar and too embarrassing.
Therefore, the title "Sister Halle" has been used since Barbara just learned to call people when she was a child.
"I have some impressions of Little Witch, she has made many videos with over [-] million views, and I am often pushed her videos when I visit the hero forum.
Well, I also dropped coins on her.
At that time, I thought she looked familiar, but I didn't expect it to be Xiwa's daughter."
Thinking of Ms. Shiva, who was once so heroic and whose martial arts skills she admired, Harley couldn't help sighing with emotion: "Time flies so fast, she was not married back then, and in a blink of an eye more than ten years later, children can be up masters." gone."
"I remember Ms Shiva being the first person to beat Halle in the ring."
Ivy also looked complicated. At that time, she had just defected to Harley not long ago. She was thin and small, malnourished, weak and sickly, had no education and ability, and couldn't even cook breakfast. Not only did Harley not dislike her, but she also let her live with him. Together, cook for her and arrange for her to be a conductor in the boxing ring
"The little witch is also a powerful martial artist. Baiteman said that her martial arts talent is stronger than Ms. Shiva's." Barbara said.
"How did Baiteman know the little witch? How did you become teammates?" Harry asked curiously.
Barbara hesitated: "Bateman and Ms. Siwa seem to be good friends. I often go to the Bat Cave to practice Chinese Kung Fu with Robin. Several times when Ms. Shiva comes to look for Baiteman, Baiteman will also invite She trains us.
Still later, I met the little witch in the Batcave, and she was training with Robin.
When I first met her, I was very surprised, because the little witch is a super Internet celebrity. She explained the live broadcast of superhero battles, and each game was watched by millions of people.
At first I thought she was simply trying to be a 'teenage hero', but when I saw Ms. Siwa later, I realized they were mother and daughter.
At that time, we had become friends. I asked her about Chinese Kung Fu, and she asked me about you out of curiosity.
Well, she adores you.
A few days ago, the Young Watchers relocated to Cleveland, which caused great repercussions all over the world.
Especially after sacrificing two team members and cracking a large-scale alien arms case last month, even Bertman, who has always been unsmiling and doesn't comment on any heroes, couldn't help but praise them a few words.
He said that he underestimated these draft heroes before, and that they are role models for a new generation of teenage heroes.
Robin and I were very unconvinced, and then the little witch suggested that we also form a boy hero group. "
It was already mid-August, Thunder Shazam had been in prison for several months, and Young Watcher had moved to Cleveland for more than two months.
The Young Watchers didn't have any foreign skills. There were more than [-] official members. Led by the Big Four, they started a thorough investigation of Cleveland on the same day.
Dozens of ordinary crimes can be arrested every day, and the city's law and order can be raised several levels in an instant.
By last month, they followed the clues and found the headquarters of the alien military dealer in Cleveland.
After a fire broke out, two watchmen were hung up, alien weapons enough to arm thousands of interstellar soldiers were seized, and the arms smuggler Kazan, a well-known interstellar criminal in the galaxy, was also captured.
This case not only caused a sensation all over the world, but also paid a lot of attention to the alien media, making Young Watchers popular.
"Harry, do you think I can be a superhero?" Rachel asked expectantly.
Seeing that her eyes seemed to be shining, Harley nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, with your strength, it's not a problem to become the 'Youth Generation No.1'.
You don't have to go to the Batcave with Barbara, though.
Batman is too busy to teach you kung fu.
His kung fu is not for you, not even for Barbara.
When you come to the manor after school every day, I will teach you the "Mystery of Martial Arts", which has never been circulated. "
""Mystery Code of Martial Arts"." Barbara's eyes also began to shine.
"This is a good thing, to be taught by Harley personally is definitely a thousand times better than staying in the Batcave.
I was still thinking about accumulating more "Heaven Mountain Merit", and before officially debuting, I would like to ask Hari to give you a little treat.
I didn't expect that she would take the initiative to hold a training class without charging any money. For a lazy person like her, it was very rare. "
When Barbara came home and told about the "Harry tutoring class", Gordon became excited.
Well, Gordon is paid to help Harry perform "God's exorcism".
According to his exorcism effect, he gets "Heaven Mountain Merit".
The Heavenly Mountain Merit is more precious than the Heavenly Voice's Heavenly Merit.
One point of Heavenly Mountain Merit can be exchanged for 100 points of Heavenly Merit.
Gordon was so happy at the beginning.
He was fully looking forward to the beautiful scene of accumulating tens of thousands of meritorious deeds on Heavenly Mountain, and then his family ascended to heaven. However, he completed the first exorcism and helped the undead kill a city councilor. After receiving the reward, he was dumbfounded.
0.1% of Paradise Mountain meritorious service!
It is only 0.1 to convert into heaven meritorious service.
He felt that he was cheated, so he immediately went to Harley to ask for an explanation, and Harley's answer was simple: the result was not what I wanted.
The final interpretation is in her hands, what can he do?
However, later on, he also encountered several surprises. When he thought he would not have a big harvest, suddenly 10 points, or even 50 points of Heavenly Mountain meritorious service came to him.
Exchanged into Heaven Merit, that is 1000 and 5000!
This made him overjoyed, and it also made him believe Harley's words a little--the lack of meritorious deeds before was due to his not doing well enough.
Then he began to seriously study the "Halle Bible", deeply understand and learn her guiding ideology, and act according to her teachings... almost the most pious believers.
"It is indeed a good thing to be able to get the personal guidance of the Valkyrie King, but we live in Queens, dozens of miles away from Arkham Island.
Barbara is a girl, she can't practice until night, and then take the subway home alone for two or three hours late at night, right?I'm worried. "Xiao Lai worried.
Gordon frowned, this is indeed a big problem.
"Maybe, we can move, sell the house here, add our savings, and go to Arkham Island."
"Don't think about it!" Xiao Lai shook his head bitterly, "The housing prices there are too high, and the cheapest one is 300 million dollars per square meter.
This is also in short supply, and housing prices are still rising every year.
Experts say that the price will triple again in the next five years!It sounds scary. "
"So scary?" Gordon was shocked.
He remembered that when the real estate was launched for sale, his old friend Harvey Bullock bought a 320-square-meter high-end apartment with only a loan of 140 million.
A large balcony with a river view and a parking space are also provided.
Xiao Lai said: "It was okay two years ago, the average price was around [-], and the most expensive one was no more than [-]. However, as the concept of the planetary planet spread, many billionaires went to Arkham Island to buy house.
Because alien businessmen and tourists are mostly because of the future earth in the galaxy, they would naturally prefer to live on Arkham Island after coming to earth. "
"If you can't buy a house, you can still rent it. I'll ask Harvey." Gordon pondered for a while, then dialed the old man's phone number, "Hi, Harvey, it's me."
"Imai, Gordon, you, are you a human or a ghost?"
"Probably half of them are ghosts."
Gordon told about how he was saved by Harley and became her apostle.
"I suspected that the 'Hellbringer' that appeared on the streets of Gotham recently was related to you, why didn't you tell me earlier?
Did you know that I shed at least five tears at your grave? Fat Harvey's voice changed from excitement to anger.
"I'm afraid it will affect your normal life. We have a tacit understanding, remember? We are friends, but I don't care how much money you steal secretly, or how you flatter Harley, and you don't care about me and Batman, and Super criminals."
Fat Harvey sighed, they do have a tacit understanding, no matter what they become, the friendship between them will not change.
"What do you want me to do today?"
"Barbara is going to Quinn Manor to participate in martial arts training"
"I'm living in the house now, so I can't lend it to your family. You can let Barbara live in my house."
"I remember you have been listing it online for rent, when did you move there?" Gordon frowned.
"My son is also 8 years old this year. Living on Arkham Island, it is more convenient to go to the world's No. [-] Martial Arts School for tutoring."
After a pause, Harvey said again: "Are you in a hurry? I still have two houses, which are now leased to Zanshi people. They expire in November, and I will leave them to you."
"There are two more suites? How big are they?" Gordon asked in shock.
"Well, I live in a 250-square-meter big house. I have been renting out a 140-square-meter house before, and I also have a 500-square-meter super mansion. Aliens are rich, and they like big houses."
"How much have you been greedy over the years?!" Gordon said awkwardly.
"I'm carbon free!" Harvey exclaimed.
"We have all set up guard dogs, so we don't have to worry about others listening in." Gordon said.
Harvey was silent for a while, and said: "I'm really not greedy, at least I haven't been greedy in the past few years."
"If you're not greedy, how can you afford a big house on Arkham Island? I heard it costs 300 million per square meter." Gordon said.
Harvey laughed lowly, "The small apartment of less than 50 square meters is only 300 million. My luxury apartment of 500 square meters is at least 500 million per square meter. How much do you think I have assets? Do you still use tan?
I was able to buy three houses, not because I was greedy, but because I bought them early and I flipped houses, understand?
Now I am cleaner than tap water! "
Gordon's heart was sour, and his mouth was astringent, "Why didn't you call me when you flipped the house?"
"Didn't I call you? You asked me to buy it with me ten years ago, and you still mocked me for wanting to get closer to the Quinn Manor so that I could flatter Harry."
Gordon hung up the phone nervously.
"Let Barbara go to Harvey's house for boarding." Xiao Lai said.
"Can I board for a month or two months, and live in someone else's home for a year or two years? Barbara's learning art is definitely not a one-year or two-year thing. I even hope that the longer the better."
Gordon downloaded the rental app on his mobile phone to find housing information on Arkham Island.
"Okay, 50 square meters of small apartment, the cheapest is 13 dollars. No wonder Harvey is not greedy, sitting and collecting rents of hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars a month, how can carbon pollution make money by renting out ?”
"Damn it, Penguin actually has 80 luxury houses on the island. Didn't that bastard become a billionaire?!" Gordon felt even more unbalanced when he saw another old friend flipping houses and making a fortune.
In just ten seconds, he yelled again, "shit, more than 50% of the houses on the island, whether shops, residences or office buildings, belong to the Wayne family?! Even Bruce"
——When you were flipping houses, why didn't you call me!
Unbalanced mentality, he decided not to find any landlord friends, looking for them is like looking for a chicken.
"Harry, Heaven Mountain Merit can be exchanged for anything, right?"
"It can only be what I have, or what heaven has." Harry said.
"Well, I now have 217 Heavenly Mountain Merit Points, how much land can I buy in Indian Hill?"
"What do you want land for?" Harry asked strangely.
"I want to build a house, I want to be a landlord!"
(End of this chapter)
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