I'm not a god

Chapter 538 We are destined to dominate the screen tonight
People in the 80s know him mostly because of his status as a singer.

People in the 90s know him mostly because of his actor status.

Young people born after zero know him because of his status as a cook.

Xie Tingfeng, a man who is a little pathetic but has to be admired, a living viva that once made the audience happy, he played it, and he can support the entire scene by himself. When he performed, the stage side also gave Many people know the picture of Da Mi Mi, and she has also publicly stated that she was her idol when she was in school.

Su Chen once said to all the guests that you are here to play, don't come here to complete the task bluntly, as long as you don't cross the line, you will treat it as a carnival among artists on the stage, or an annual meeting like a company Same.

Now that you are here, it is necessary to make yourself comfortable and happy. Xiao Zhan and Wang Bo, who appeared on the stage before, after Xie Tingfeng showed off with the classic guitar swing, faced his shouts, and they were all full of emotional limbs Move, take the microphone to the stage, sing with him, and release the emotions brought by the rhythm with him.

The three of them ran offstage in the last paragraph, and Xie Tingfeng rushed directly in front of Su Chen. Part of the security force on the scene came from the game farm. They were more professional, and they were responsible for the security of the infield.

When the microphone was handed to the audience in the front row, can you imagine that several middle-aged men in their 40s and 20s could hum a line or two of such a not-so-popular song?Even if they don't know Cantonese, even if they can't memorize the lyrics, the melody and the state of singing prove their youthful appearance [-] years ago.

Su Chen appeared on the big screen, and a figure sitting next to him also appeared. Su Chen cooperated with himself, and also pulled the people around him to cooperate. Little Red Riding Hood, Que Laohei, black coat, trendy brand sneakers, and big white teeth with a smile Then, the elderly audience who couldn't get to the point of being popular and star, immediately cheered when they saw this man on the big screen.

In the Northeast, Xiaobao's popularity has long been tens of thousands of households. He is not as lucky as his brother from the same school. He became popular all over the country in the first Spring Festival Gala. Instead, he has gradually reached his current position step by step.

Su Chen pulled Xiaobao, under the leadership of Xie Tingfeng, two handsome guys Xiao Zhan and Wang Bo assisted, the five of them made the same posture, the four of them didn't have musical instruments in their hands, but imitated Xie Tingfeng and played handsome guitar.

In the eyes of many middle-aged and elderly people now, Xiaobao always has a sense of joy in whatever he does, and he doesn't need to say words that hurt his face. As long as he comes out and laughs, it will make people laugh.

After the song was over, Su Chen sat back, Xiaobao took the microphone, and gave him a blank look: "Look at your disgrace, and you still come to sing together, can you sing? You still play with my brothers, what's the matter, Come to catch the heat?"

Someone handed the microphone to Su Chen long ago, without checking the lines, but just going through the process. The people from Uncle Heitu's team had greeted him in advance, and asked whether Mr. Su would be angry if he made fun of him.

Su Chen didn't care at all, and told them to play casually, as long as they had fun, the effect would definitely be different if the live actors put in the performance and performed through the process.

The audience can also see it, and the interaction between the stars on the stage is not comparable to that of ordinary evening parties. It is everyone playing your own game and playing mine. After the performance is over, step off the stage and leave.

Not here, they will cooperate with others, they all come with human factors, and the red envelopes they receive are also very large, which are higher than their normal commercial performance prices. Mr. Su is a sensible person, so it is impossible for them to be a Confused people, since Mr. Su wants to play, we naturally have to cooperate.

Su Chen took the microphone and said to Xiaobao who had turned around: "It's Brother Feng. Look at him, and then look at you."

Xie Tingfeng also stood still. Some cooperations do not need to be rehearsed in advance. They only need to be mentally prepared in advance, and some on-the-spot reactions are indispensable on the spot.

I saw him turn around and put his arms around Xiaobao's shoulders. Although he is not tall, there is still a height difference when he holds Xiaobao in his arms. In addition to the huge difference in appearance, the two of them faced the camera and posed for pictures. status.

Xie Tingfeng doesn't need any special expressions, cool ones are fine, that's his signature, Xiaobao is grinning, this smile, if you look at the beauty and ugliness of the picture, the difference between heaven and earth, the audience was amused, Even the viewers who watched the broadcast on the three imperial courts, some local stations, and the Internet after a few minutes' delay laughed. It was a pity for those who missed the opening. They were all ready to watch the live broadcast. Get back the ten minutes lost earlier.

Where is this Spring Festival Gala? It is even more beautiful than the Spring Festival Gala. There are not too many restrictions, and everyone has a higher degree of freedom. The interaction between the performances before and after the performance appeared several times within ten minutes. sorry.

"Oh my god, tell me, which one of us looks better?"

Xiaobao walked onto the stage alone, and now it was his time, he asked the audience directly, the answer from the scene was that there were both sides, it was noisy, and the emotion of interaction also came up.

"You are really shameless."

A big bald head came up, pointed at the big screen, and questioned Xiaobao: "Are you ashamed to ask who looks good?"

The big screen showed Xie Tingfeng's photos, and selected the ones that were so handsome that they exploded.

Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Cheng Ye, the big bald man: "I'm sorry, what's the matter with you, let's see, am I worse than him?"

In the photo, there is a group photo of Xiaobao, Damimi, and Xiaodi. What he means is that the beauty sets off the appearance. In such a picture, I will be worse than that one?

Big bald head: "You belong to P, don't you think so?"

Regardless of whether the audience at the scene has reacted to the possible plot in the future, it is always right to follow the actor's words, so that the actor can continue to perform on the stage without embarrassment.

Some also guessed it, and as expected, Xiaobao poked his waist confidently: "I really don't believe it, is there any audience who understands, is there any? Come, Venerable Master."

This one was greeted in advance. Big Mimi and Xiao Di came to the stage one from left and one from right. There were cheers and screams at the scene, and the two of them walked to Xiaobao, one from left and one from right. They put on high heels, It is possible to put the arms on Xiaobao's shoulders to pose POSS, imitate the photo on the big screen that is obviously P, pose the same shape, and let the camera on the scene point at them.

The big bald head stepped forward: "Let me see if this is a real person, it's an imitation show, or it's up to you..."

Xiao Bao jumped up and patted his bald head: "Look at your discoloration, look at your discoloration, and imitate the show, get out, you're out of your mind."

Kicking the big bald head off, Xiaobao looked around, as if he didn't want to be discovered by others, he took out two big red envelopes from his pocket, and gave them one for each: "Okay, you performed well today, and your makeup is also like that." , I will find you next time."

The laughter at the scene and the "call" learned in the cross talk all came into play. Da Mi Mi and Xiao Di walked to the side of the stage, deliberately interacting with the scene, and raised the red envelopes in their hands. Shao stood up and opened his arms, and the security guards stopped them in an orderly manner, allowing them to move without letting them really hit the stage.

The two gave the red envelopes in their hands to the two children respectively, and a machine chased after them to take pictures of the two cute children. When they opened the red envelopes, there were really two hundred-yuan bills inside, and the camera also recorded this moment.

Next, Xiaobao and several well-known duo actors performed a show together. It lasted more than 10 minutes, and the audience might not find it enjoyable, but it was one of the longest shows tonight.

Li Bingbing and Zhao Liying sang a song together under the leadership of a national team singer.

Those celebrities that were promoted before would not have so many pictures if they really wanted to have a poster. Now the audience knows why there are so many black figures representing the mysterious guests on the posters. There are really too many guests today.

Cai Kun and Chen Nong appeared on the stage, the young people on the scene were crazy, the girls screamed piercingly, they were the most energetic in their teens, and they were most willing to show their support for their idols, regardless of their own screams. It’s so embarrassing to let the image fall into the eyes of the people around you. Anyway, such a happy scene may not be encountered several times in this life. It’s still in front of my house, or in the gymnasium, even if it’s a stand a little farther away , the actual distance is not too far away, unlike the kind of stadium with tens of thousands of people, it is really just to see a person on the stage, and then go to the big screen to determine who the performer on the stage is. The big screen is just to feel the atmosphere at the scene.

There are not only star performances, but also the best singing and dancing teams, as well as performance teams from abroad. Not only did they put on an excellent performance on the spot, but under the introduction of Mr. He, most people remembered this performance from Broadway Team, after the party was over, some people went to check it out, only to find out that the team in front of them is absolutely world-class, and the remuneration for a performance is very high. Today, many people probably don't see the value.

The two hours passed in an instant, and many celebrities and guests came out again in cooperation, or sang along with them, or interacted with each other. In short, the scene was extremely joyful. Everyone who came in felt that tonight was a big profit. Those who didn't come are destined to regret it.

Wen Song came on the stage, and his swaying posture now also won the market. He first teased the people in front of him, and then introduced Zhang Jiajie seriously. He thanked Mr. Zhang for his invitation and wished Mr. Zhang a successful career here. The sides are getting better and better.

This kind of link will be cut off during the broadcast, and it is mainly used on the spot, so that Zhang Jiajie can be full of pictures at this moment and become the focus of the audience. This place is also enough to make a high-profile and comprehensive publicity.

Zhang Jiajie was sitting in the central area of ​​the auditorium, feeling very sad at this moment, that is, a year ago, when he was angry for a while, and Su Chen's jokes for a while, he never thought that the jokes would become reality in just one year. It has far exceeded the original promise.

There was thunderous applause at the scene, and with the appearance of the gray-haired uncle Heitu, the atmosphere reached a boiling point. Now the uncle no longer needs to be weird or bad, just come up to chat a few words and cause a few laughs. The audience on the scene is enough to be satisfied. One or two talents, the applause will not stop.

Finally, "People in Our Village" was sung by most people at the scene. Even if they were young people, even if they didn't watch the local love drama that lasted more than ten years, they would have seen their parents watch it at home. I will watch it with my parents during the Chinese New Year, and at worst, I will also watch the short video clips on the short video platform, and watch the battle of wits between Zhao Si, Liu Neng, and Xie Guangkun.

Uncle Heitu sang, and his apprentices also came on stage to sing along with Master. All the audience clapped their hands and beat the beat. The old, middle-aged and young were all satisfied. The only regret is that the time of this Spring Festival Gala may be a little short. If you come for four hours, then everyone will enjoy watching it.

With so many people on stage, some people think it’s over. At this time in the past, many people would leave the stage early, not because of anything else or because the show was not good, but because they showed up a few minutes earlier to avoid congestion, and the most important thing is to go outside by themselves Driving can leave smoothly, otherwise, once the show is over, the crowds will be jammed together, and the vehicles on the road will also be crowded together.

Today, I was reluctant to leave early. Uncle Heitu was still performing, and the host hadn’t appeared yet. Some of them left their seats early, went to the entrance and exit, stood and watched, and left as soon as it was over.

Teacher He didn't come on stage, but behind the crowd, a different voice sounded: "Oudi Laoga, the group is in Zegetuner..."

The people dispersed, Uncle Heitu turned his head and extended his hand to invite the people behind him. He followed everyone on the stage before, took off his coat and hat, and was dressed in a red suit. His hair was pomaded and combed behind his back. Fake hat.

The screams at the scene were louder this time, not because this guy is more famous than Uncle Heitu, but because in the entire Chinese entertainment industry, it can be said that the fan coverage is the largest and the width is the widest. There is no doubt that this is the one in front of him .

How many pop stars are there that a five- and sixty-year-old can name?He's definitely the most famous of them all.

How many men born in the [-]s and [-]s are regarded as lifelong idols by a large number of people?He is definitely the one with the most fans.

How many young people born after [-] can recognize them as superstars?Besides their idol, this is also a superstar they respect.

Liu Dehua, his Cantonese version of "Tun Er", has always been everyone's expectation. He himself said that if he learned it, he would sing it for everyone.

It was popular in "Charlotte Annoyance" at the beginning, and the popular version on the Internet was imitated by others.

Today, he himself is singing for real, and it happens to be a perfect connection with Uncle Heitu with this song. When the superstar appeared on the stage, the people on the stage did not go down. The guests who appeared on the stage before also came on the stage one after another. member.

At the end of the linking song, Liu Dehua also said a few words: "I like this city very much, thank you Mr. Su for the invitation, and thank you for the enthusiasm in this city."

"Water of Forgetfulness".

It is definitely his most widely sung song, and it is also the song that is most likely to arouse the audience's chorus.

aha...

There is no need to hold up the microphone and call you to sing, the audience will automatically pick up the song and give me a glass of forgetting water.

There is no whole song to be sung, after all it is the Chinese New Year, so it is better to be more festive. After more than two minutes, Liu Dehua switched to the song "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

Collective chorus, all the guests sing together.

Those who wanted to leave early before all stood still, standing there like nails, motionless. How could such a Spring Festival Gala be able to leave early in order to avoid traffic jams, even half an hour in traffic jams is worth it.

There were also a few people who left the stadium sporadically, some walked out of the venue, and some were in the corridor before they left, when they suddenly heard thunderous applause and cheers in the venue, and immediately realized that they might have made a mistake in their judgment, except for a very few One or two of the very few, all go back, the entrance and exit are crowded with people, squeeze in and take a look, I wipe, the king of heaven is coming, tonight we are destined to dominate the entire network.

A few young people, with regret, left the venue early. They were smarter. The venue blocked the network signal during this time period, and there was no mobile phone signal. They just took a short video of Liu Dehua's appearance, and hurriedly trotted away.

Not for anything else.

Don't be afraid of traffic jams.

The reason is to leave early, go to a place with Internet, and quickly upload the short video I shot, before I can edit it. Whoever uploads it first may get popular in advance and get more people to watch.

They have all thought about the topic. Tonight, our county will shine in China, and the hot spot of tonight will be completely occupied by our small county.

Some people regret not buying the front row tickets, and some people regret not paying the favor to find a way to get the front row tickets.

The Su family, the Yang family, including friends who are related to Su Chen, his middle and high school classmates, Zhang Heng as a representative, sent tickets to everyone. At first, they just thanked them. After all, so many celebrities in the introduction are ready-made firsts. Once, when they arrived at the scene, their tickets were all in the same area, and the emotions among the classmates were more likely to erupt collectively. Su Chen turned his head to look at that area more than once.

The relatives at home are also taking advantage of the gap to discuss with the people around them. Maybe the county will never have such a Spring Festival Gala again. I didn’t miss it this time. After I go back, it will definitely be the best conversation material for the people around me. Drinking is worth it Let's take it out and talk about how it was that day, how it was on the spot...

Finally, there was also a song "Unforgettable Tonight", and the audience applauded. This time, [-]% of the people did not move. There must be a minimum of respect, and you cannot leave the stage early. That is not only a disrespect for the performers, but also a disrespect for ourselves.

All the guests waved goodbye to the audience enthusiastically. Teacher He announced the end, the performers returned to the backstage in an orderly manner, the lights on the scene were turned on, and the music of "Unforgettable Tonight" just now sent all the audience away.

Su Chen had already left his seat and stood in the backstage aisle. He didn't care about the identity he should hold in the eyes of others, but simply wanted to thank everyone...

(End of this chapter)