Game of Thrones: The Strongest Dragon Mother

Chapter 449 Aegon's Life Mentor

"Look, look, look for a woman?" Little Aegon's cheeks flushed instantly, and he stammered.

"Of course, only a woman can comfort a man," laughed Tyrion.

"But" Aegon's eyes drifted, looking left and right.

Clinton and the others had already walked downstairs, and there were only the two of them at the top of the stairs.

"I can't go, I can't go." He shook his head again and again as if hearing the most terrible thing.

"Why? Worried about your aunt? Hehe" Tyrion twitched his eyes and said with a smile: "Your Highness, it is obvious that the Dragon Queen will never marry you if she says she won't. "

"No, no," Aegon was irritated by the little devil's playful expression, and said with a straight neck, "I don't want to go myself."

Tyrion looked at him strangely, "Little Prince, are you 17 years old? Tsk tsk, you're still a baby."

"Little devil, you are a vile and shameless bastard, I am different from you." Aegon said angrily.

"Yes, we are different. I am a man, and you are a child. A man makes great achievements, and a child goes home to drink milk." Tyrion puffed out his chest and said triumphantly.

——I really have the talent to anger the prince.

Looking at Aegon's distorted face and red eyes, the little devil thought complacently.

Sigh, how many times has this little prince been made red-eyed by himself?

Why every time I see him, I can't consciously think of my eldest nephew Joffrey.

Seeing him frightened by me, jumping his feet like crazy, why am I inexplicably happy, even if I get slapped?

"Slap" Aegon raised his right hand and slapped it.

Tyrion took a step back, raising his hand to block the slap.

"Hush!" He put his right index finger on his lips, and said softly, "Little Prince, do you want your Queen's aunt to see how you beat up her minister?"

He nodded his green leather armor with the image of the roaring black dragon printed on it, and said indifferently: "I am the third-rank wildfire general, not Hugo Xishan."

Well, he wasn't going to hide when he was Hugo, beaten after pissing off young Aegon on the road from Pentos to Slaver's Bay.

Aegon was stronger than he was, and he couldn't fight back.

"If I hit you, my aunt will only applaud." Little Aegon said bitterly.

Having said that, he raised his head and carefully glanced towards the top floor, giving up the idea of ​​slapping the dwarf again.

"Let the wildfire burn you to ashes sooner or later," he cursed.

"Yes, there is a possibility of being blown up by wildfires every day. I have to be drunk today." Tyrion sighed, and walked directly to the red brick gate, saying as he walked, "The red nun of the Church of the Seven Gods, There is only one in the world, it’s up to you whether you go or not.”

"Sister of the Seven?" Aegon exclaimed.

There is a play!

Tyrion's eyes flashed, and his footsteps stopped.

"You are a devout nun during the day and a slutty nun at night. Do you believe in the Seven Gods?"

"Of course, Sister Ashara is my spiritual guide." Little Aegon said.

"Then, did you dream about your spiritual mentor at night, and then quietly change your pants the next morning?" Tyrion chuckled.

"You—" Aegon pointed at him, flushing.

"It seems that there is," Tyrion smiled knowingly, "don't be shy, I dreamed of my old sister when I was a child, believe it or not?"

"You—beast!" Aegon said excitedly.

"Hehe, aren't your grandpa and grandma also brothers and sisters? You have many examples of brother and sister union in Targaryen, and you still want to marry your own aunt, are they all beasts?" Tyrion retorted.

"It is a Targaryen tradition," argued Aegon.

"Lannister can also learn Targaryen's traditions! Now he is still learning from you, sitting on the Iron Throne, being a king, and being a mad king."

"The Lannister throne is not secure, I swear." Aegon said coldly.

"You don't even have a dragon, what's the use of swearing? You need your aunt to come."

"I will, the dragon has three heads, and I am one of them!"

"Language is like the wind, and prophecy is also language." Tyrion glanced at the pier and said anxiously: "The red nun in the Garden of Desires can pick whatever they want, and if they go late, they can only eat other people's leftovers. I don't have time to talk to you about mushrooms. Say, do you want to be a man?"

How did little Aegon respond to this?

"Of course I'm a man." He pouted.

"Then come with me, tomorrow morning you will be a man."

Saying that, the little devil walked out of the gate and climbed down the steps of the Shwedagon Pagoda.

Little Aegon hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and followed.

"Hey, little prince, you don't even know how lucky you are to meet a veteran like me as a mentor."

A smug smile curved Tyrion's mouth at the sound of footsteps behind him.

"You are not my mentor."

Little Aegon shrank his neck, turning his head to look at the palace gate from time to time.

He was very contradictory in his heart, he was excited to explore the new world, but hesitant to expect his adoptive father to come out and call him back.

"If you knew how my mentor dealt with me, you wouldn't have such an attitude."

Tyrion's tone became very complicated, and even Aegon could hear the sadness in it.

"Who is your mentor?" he asked.

"My brother and my father," said Tyrion.

"What did they do?"

Tyrion was in a trance for a moment, his steps slowed down, and he murmured: "When I was 13 years old, James and I rescued a lovely peasant girl from robbers, she fell in love with me maybe.

I love her anyway, really.

I bribed a monk to arrange a humble but sweet secret wedding for me and Tessa. "

"Damn it, your first time was so beautiful, but you tricked me into giving it to a whore!"

Aegon swore, and turned to leave.

"You listen to the story first," Tyrion held him back. "After you finish listening, you will definitely be eager to find a prostitute and hand over your virginity and innocence together."

"Say it," Aegon said abruptly.

He changed his mind. He was 13 this year when the dwarf was 17, and he really couldn't be a boy anymore.

"Later, my elder brother told me that the hero rescue was a scam, and Tessa was just a prostitute who was hired by him to let me experience the sex between men and women." Tyrion said.

"Uh..." Aegon froze for a moment before hesitating, "Kingslayer is a little too much."

Tyrion stopped in his tracks, turned his head, gave him a complicated look, and said, "How I wish he thought the same way you did back then."

Aegon didn't reply, but Tyrion continued: "I'm crying, I'm making trouble, I don't believe it, I want Tessa, I was only 13 years old at the time, and I don't have any national or family hatred, much younger than you are now."

"and then?"

"In order for me to recognize the reality, my father gave Tessa to a battalion of soldiers. Each person can get her for one silver coin. One hundred guards, one hundred silver coins."

Aegon shuddered and murmured, "Your father is a beast."

"Very well, in this regard, we have reached a consensus," Tyrion nodded with relief, and sighed again:

"The father of Qin Beast gave birth to a son of Qin Beast, and I was standing on the sidelines watching, watching and watching, my second dick was about to explode, and then I became the 101st.

For this, my father paid Tessa a golden dragon.

According to his old man's words, Lannister should always be superior, and his bid should be higher than ordinary people. "

"What a beast you are!" Aegon said coldly.

"Boy, let's play a game later, if you win, I'll shout 'Tyrion is a beast' three times to the sky, how about that?" Tyrion said with a sly smile.

"what game?"

"You'll find out later."

Aegon fell silent again.

At this time, they had already walked down the pyramid.

The Unsullied trainee guarding the stairs at the door only took one look at them before unfastening the fence.

Tyrion found a white-painted carriage with a kerosene lamp hanging in front of the square, handed over a few copper coins to the driver, and pulled little Aegon into it.

"Isn't it the first time you've acted so skillfully?" Aegon doubted.

"I'm a normal man. It's been a long time since I came to Slave's Bay. Of course, it's not the first time. Although Astapor is not as prosperous as Volantis, there are also markets that don't close. You should have come out with me for a stroll." said Tyrion.

"Fennie the dwarf likes you, we can all see that," Aegon said suddenly.

"Penny" Tyrion was stunned, and sighed, "Penny is a good girl, I don't want to hurt her."

Aegon looked at him strangely.

"Hey" Tyrion laughed miserably and asked, "Do you know the ending of the story?"

"what story?"

"Tessa and Tywin."

"Where's Tessa?" Aegon asked.

"I want to know too, and I asked my father about it. We didn't agree, so I | killed him." Tyrion shrugged.

"You're crazy," Aegon said in shock, his eyes widened. "You killed your father just because of a prostitute more than ten years ago?"

"After the trial by combat, Jaime forced Varys to save me, maybe thinking of saying goodbye to this deformed, poor brother for the last time, maybe Jaime suddenly had a conscience, and he told me something."

"what's up?"

"He lied to me. Both he and my father lied to me. Tessa is not a prostitute. At least she was just a pure and kind peasant girl before she met our family of beasts."

"Ah—" Aegon was startled, his eyes widened, "Could it be that Tessa is sincere?"

"She didn't even know I was a Lannister at the time. Jaime and I were in civilian clothes, like third-rate hedge knights.

Perhaps, at first she only thought I was the pet of the tall and handsome knight Jaime, a deformed little monkey.

But Tessa didn't care about my dwarf's size at all. She even thought that such a small and poor dwarf dared to fight against the fierce robbers, which was very brave. "

Tyrion stretched out three fingers, "I have only met such a woman three times in my life. The first time was Tessa, and the second time was Shae's fake.

I thought Shae was a second Tessa, and I loved her as Tessa, and then she proved to me how rare Tessa was.

The third one is Penny.I'm not sure if she would love me if she wasn't a dwarf.But there is no doubt that her love is as genuine as Tessa's now. "

"In that case, why didn't you marry her?" Aegon asked suspiciously.

"This kind of words can only be said by a beginner like you. If you always have someone in your heart, you won't provoke another person who deserves the same pity."

"crunch-"

The carriage stopped, and the melodious sounds in the temple's lust garden came to my ears.

The coachman in the front row knocked on the wooden wall and said softly, "Master Wildfire, we're here."

Tyrion jumped out of the car, holding a silver coin in his hand, and said to the driver: "Remember, you can call me 'Lion', 'Lion', 'Lion', but don't call me 'Lord Wildfire' .”

"Yes, Lord Wildfire."

The dwarf froze and stuffed the silver coin back into his pocket

(End of this chapter)