daily drama

Chapter 303 Listen to him, he is a doctor!

Macallan Bar.

"Oh, my god! Time flies, Matthew and Lily are actually engaged."

Ted looked at Matthew and Lily's tiredness, his eyes were full of emotion and impulsiveness: "I've decided!"

"No!"

Adam and Barney shouted in unison.

"Well, well, heroes see the same thing."

Barney looked at Adam proudly, with the expression of looking at a like-minded brother.

"I haven't said it yet, so you deny it?"

Ted was dissatisfied.

"You don't know why Barney likes to go to weddings so much, do you?"

Adam asked back.

"To pick up the bridesmaids."

Ted wondered, "But what does that have to do with denying my unspoken decision?"

"It's a big deal."

Adam joked: "At the wedding scene, the bridesmaids are affected by the happy and romantic atmosphere, and are more likely to suffer from Barney's poisonous hands, and now the romantic atmosphere of Matthew and Lily's engagement will also affect you, so don't do it at this time. make any decisions."

Barney was not ashamed, but proud. He nodded and smiled, deeply agreeing.

"You equate me with a bridesmaid?"

Ted twitched his lips.

"Oh, Ted, romantically and emotionally, you are no different than the bridesmaids, or even the best of them, so you are more affected than them."

Adam said solemnly: "If you don't believe me, ask Lily and them."

"No!"

Ted glanced at Lily, saw her tilting her head and smiling, then looked at Matthew who shrugged and smiled, and exclaimed in disbelief: "I can't believe it, you actually look at me like that?"

"There's nothing wrong with being romantic and sensual, it's your strengths."

Lily explained: "Compared to a straight man of steel, what many girls dream of is a boy like you."

"Not just girls."

Adam joked.

"Well said, give me a high five!"

Barney laughed and held out his hand to give Adam a high-five.

Adam noticed Barney's expectations, and thought that he had been very honest recently, at least he had never deliberately distorted what he said, and then did something excessive, so he smiled and gave him a high-five to celebrate.

"Hey bro, what are you going to decide?"

Is Matthew Ted's best buddy after all? Seeing that Ted was a little depressed, he couldn't help asking.

"You and Lily are engaged now, and from now on, Matthew, Lily and me will become Matthew and Lily, and me."

Ted glanced at his old man gratefully. After all, the old man will feel sorry for others. The decision he had just brewed came to his mind again, and he said, "I'm tired of this life now, and I'm going to start looking for my true destiny." .”

The same sentence, with a pause in the tone, represents a different meaning.

"Do not!!!"

When Barney heard it, he exploded: "Ted is crazy, call 911!"

"Look, typical bridesmaid impulse."

Adam shrugged.

"Ted, the relationship between the three of us will never change. It will always be Matthew and Lily and Ted."

Matthew comforted.

"I know."

Ted said insincerely: "I just don't want your children to call me old bachelor Uncle Ted in the future."

"I don't think you're ready yet. It's better to play with Barney for a few more years."

Adam suggested.

"Thank you!"

Barney grabbed Adam's hand and made a thank you note with an exaggerated expression.

"I'm ready."

Ted retorted.

"You're ready, but you're ready to hurt good girls."

Adam curled his lips and said: "You search with this thought in mind, and the girls you meet have changed from nine bad ones to good ones, but you can guarantee that after you catch them with the same impulse for love and marriage as you, Your feeling has remained the same? Most likely it’s because they felt it coming, but you suddenly didn’t feel it, so you withdrew.”

"I……"

Ted said with a sneer: "Love is like this, how can you find the right girl at once?"

"It doesn't matter if you just fall in love, and it doesn't even matter if you play a real game like Barney."

Adam said with a half-smile, "After all, everyone knows each other well, and it's all just for fun, not serious.

But now you are going to use the banner of looking for true love to get married, and you are provoking all the good girls who are also inspired by you to get married.

When the time comes, you don't feel like withdrawing, leaving a good girl with scars.

This kind of scumbag far surpasses Barney, are you sure you want to do this? "

"Hi!"

When Barney heard this, he tightened his tie and raised his head, "No one can compare to Barney Stinson."

"I……"

Ted was speechless, most of the emotion and impulse caused by Matthew and Lily's engagement had dissipated.

His integrity is still there.

If no one mocked him face to face, or continued to mock him, he would not know that he was the king of scumbags.

But once someone exposes the scum in it, he still can't do Barney's shameless, obvious scum.

"It seems that you still have something in mind."

Adam smiled and said, "It's good, remember this feeling, play with Barney for a few more years first, and when you're completely tired from playing, then we'll talk about true love."

In my previous life, I watched the American TV series How I Met Your Mother, and I was deeply impressed by the plot where Ted left a message to his girlfriend on his girlfriend's birthday to break up.

When he called, his girlfriend's relatives and friends were hiding in his girlfriend's house, preparing to give his girlfriend a surprise birthday party.

Everyone squatted there, and after listening to Ted's scumbag talk, they were at a loss to welcome the arrival of Ted's ex-girlfriend who was full of surprises. That scene...

If it's just this, he's just an ordinary scumbag.

The point is that Ted was strongly stimulated by Matthew and Lily, and wanted to pursue true love, and then looked back and found that this ex-girlfriend was perfect, so he pursued it again.

Ted's romance made his ex-girlfriend irresistible, and they reunited after a broken mirror.

Then, within a few weeks, Ted's urges dissipated, and when his ex-girlfriend who had been desperate for love in the past few years because of Ted's injury revived hope for love, Ted suddenly broke up again.

Of course, this time we made progress, instead of breaking up with a phone message, we broke up with her face to face on her birthday.

Fortunately, the past few years have not been in vain, and she has been practicing Qila Maga.

Furious, she directly taught Ted how to be a human being, and let him know that Qila Maga is not yoga, but a special boxing technique invented by the Israeli army for street guerrilla warfare...

This is just one of the typical behaviors of the king of scumbags, there are too many others.

The good man (scumbag) man (male) is me, I am the good man (scumbag) man (male)!
"Listen to him."

Barney put his arms around Ted and said solemnly, "This guy is a doctor!"

"..."

Ted didn't want to talk anymore.

"For Matthew and Lily!"

Adam raised his glass: "Cheers!"

"cheers!"

Seeing this, Ted could only suppress the depression in his heart and clink glasses with everyone.

(End of this chapter)