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Chapter 283 Painful Barney

"Go away!"

"Go away!"

"Go away!"

"..."

"Woo~"

In the next few nights, Barney was attacked one after another, so that he almost turned into a monster in the end.

this night.

"Barney, you can't let Adam go first, or you really have no chance at all."

Ted reminded: "In this kind of thing, you have to pay attention to a first-come, first-served basis. The one who goes first has an advantage, and you are a fair game. Naturally, you have to take turns to go first. You always let Adam go first, but you just look down on him. No way."

"you're right."

With this step, Barney immediately rolled down: "This time I will go up first."

Lily and Matthew sat aside, smiling without saying a word.

After Adam arrived, he heard Barney's words and said with a smile, "Of course it's no problem."

"Okay, this time it's my turn to show real skills."

Barney stood up, tightened his tie, and looked very energetic.

"Have you met Barney?"

Barney walked up behind a blonde beauty and patted her lightly, using his most common routine.

In the past, he cooperated with Ted and other partners, introduced each other, and left after taking pictures of beauties, leaving the beauties to his partners.

Now in order to compete fairly with Adam, he can only talk to himself.

The blond beauty looked back and saw that Barney was alone, a little dazed.

"Barney Stinson."

Barney had stretched out his hand and smiled.

"Amy."

The blond beauty reacted, seeing that Barney's air (clothes) were not very (expensive), she chose to accept Barney's alternative way of greeting, and stretched out her hand with a smile.

In the United States, people named Amy, Emily, and Emma are similar to Xiaoming and Xiaohong in the East Country. Not too many, just look at how many Amy Adam has met.

"So, Amy, do you like magic?"

Barney pulls one of his great tricks.

"It's alright."

Amy shrugged.

As soon as the voice fell, a spark flew from Barney's right hand to his left hand. Barney opened his left palm, and the words on it were: "It's okay."

"oh, my god!"

Amy exclaimed.

Another little flame flew to his right hand, and Barney opened his right palm, on which was written: "oh, my god!"

Then, Amy began to pester Barney to ask about the mysteries of magic, and was teased from ear to ear by Barney from time to time.

"Looks like Barney won this game."

Ted smiled reassuringly.

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled and said, "It's not over yet."

After a while, Barney secretly made a success gesture to Adam and the others, got up and went to the bathroom.

"It's my turn."

Adam took a sip of beer, got up and walked towards the blonde beauty Amy.

"Hi."

"Hi~"

When Barney came around the corner, he stopped and didn't go to the bathroom at all.

He agrees with Ted's words. In a battle between two top players, it is indeed important to go first.

In his heart, Adam's level has been recognized by him.

His first move was perfect, and now he was going to watch Adam's show.

Then, his face darkened.

But seeing Adam's simple greeting "Hi" made the blond beauty completely high, and the nympho-like eyes were telling him that Adam's "Hi" was more useful than the magic tricks he had practiced so hard.

Seeing that the blond Amy was about to follow Adam, Barney couldn't bear it anymore, walked back quickly, and stopped her.

"Amy."

He's going to confront Adam head-on and let blonde Amy choose.

Although he didn't want to admit it, it was the first time he liked the binding force of morality, it was him first.

"Barney, I still have something to do, let's talk next time."

The blond Amy said something casually, took Adam's hand, and walked out, as if it wasn't her who was teased by Barney from ear to ear.

Adam smiled at Barney and followed him away.

"No!"

Seeing the backs of the two leaving, Barney cried unwillingly.

Obviously he was the first...

The following days completely became Barney's nightmare.

No matter how he prepared the tricks, he couldn't beat Adam's greeting 'Hi'.

Continually failing in his proudest field, coupled with the hormones accumulated by Ji Xiaolan's physique, he was about to explode.

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

This is what he yells the most.

"Adam, why don't you forget it."

Lily couldn't bear it and said, "Barney is losing his mind."

"correct."

Ted echoed: "You can let him win a game."

"No."

Adam shook his head and said: "This is a bet, fair competition, and deliberately losing, that is the greatest humiliation to him."

"But you've won now."

Ted was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with letting him win a game?"

"This is one of his punishments."

Adam smiled with a half smile: "He also knew when he made the bet. I believe that after this time, he will no longer have only himself. As long as I think about it, no matter what other people think, but before that, It must be ensured that the lessons are deep enough."

Then, he told the story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei.

"Ted, do you think Barney can do something like this?"

Adam asked.

"..."

Ted was speechless.

No need to ask, Barney is 100% capable of doing this kind of thing, and it wasn't even Lu Xiaobu's kind of accident.

"Then would you like to be Zhang Wei?"

Adam asked again.

Ted twitched his lips, but still didn't want to answer.

Of course he didn't want to, and if he married the one he loved and Barney ruined it, he'd probably go crazy.

That's right!

The story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei that Adam told them was changed. In this version of the story, Xiaoli broke up with Zhang Wei because Zhang Wei missed the wedding, and Zhang Wei missed her true love.

Otherwise, if you switch to the original version, Ted will probably say, if I were Zhang Wei, I would bless her and her ex-boyfriend.

Asked Ted back, and then appeased Lily, who made Adam teach Barney not to stop because of the emotional excitement of this story, and Adam continued to play the game with Barney.

A month passed quickly for Adam.

But for a devastated and miserable Barney, it was the end of the long winter.

"I lost."

Barney was overwhelmed and relieved to announce the result.

"I was wrong, I am convinced!"

In front of everyone in the bar, Barney said it a hundred times in a row.

"I will give you the crown as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, Barney quickly walked out of Macallan Bar.

"Barney..."

The three of Lili couldn't bear it.

"Shall we go and comfort him?"

"It's best not to, what he needs now is to lick his wounds alone."

Matthew said.

"Ha ha."

Adam couldn't help but laugh.

"stop laughing!"

Ted was angry: "You are too much!"

"Why can't I laugh?"

Adam curled his lips and said, "This is Barney Stinson. You don't really think that he was completely defeated, and then he hid and licked his wounds silently, right? No? No?"

"Isn't it?"

Ted snapped.

"Ha ha."

Adam sneered: "You are still too naive, and you don't know him at all. The reason why he walks so fast is of course part of the reason for his shame, but the more important thing is that he rushed to lick the wound, but he can't lick the wound by himself. of."

"You mean..."

The three of Lili suddenly realized.

dancers club.

Barney was enjoying a lap dance with a smile on his face.

"Ah oh."

"So fast?"

"Do not!!!"

Amidst the dancer's surprised inquiry, Barney's painful cry broke through the sky and penetrated the universe, as if even the fourth wall had been broken...

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