daily drama

Chapter 264 The Deity of Lu Xiaobu

new York.

In a high-end tailor-made suit shop.

"Don't be like that?"

Chandler opened his hands and let the tailor measure for him, complaining: "The last time Joey asked me to make a suit, the process was not very friendly."

"rest assured."

Adam stood on the side to look at it, and couldn't help laughing: "This is the most professional, not a prison tailor branch, no one will break MR·BIG back and forth."

"I hope so."

Chandler curled his lips.

Five years ago, when he had to make suits once, Joey recommended him to go to the tailor shop that Joey's family often went to.

Then, when measuring the size, the tailor measured too carefully, which confused Chandler. When he went back and asked, he found that Joey also measured in the same way, and he took it for granted that this was the most professional.

When he learned that this measurement was only done in prison, Joey's face was deformed.

"You know, I haven't ordered a suit since then."

Chandler was still a little uncomfortable: "Why don't you just rent a suit worn by a celebrity from Rachel? It's convenient, cool, and cheap!"

"Don't think about money."

Adam laughed and said, "As your chief best man, it's trivial to give you a suit. What's so good about wearing a suit worn by a celebrity? It's just a gimmick, and it's not hygienic. At this time, do you want to challenge Monica's cleanliness?"

"It's not that exaggerated."

Chandler also knew that Adam was already a billionaire, and he was not short of this amount of money at all, and he was not married to Ross, he only planned to get married once in his life, so it was nothing to accept Adam's kindness once.

"Those clothes have also been specially processed."

"Are you sure?"

Adam said with a playful smile: "I've heard that many of those clothes are kept in their original flavor~ so as to attract fans to pay for rental to the greatest extent. You are not the kind of ashes, and you are not going to extract the clothes clone a new idol with the residual DNA, what are you renting that for?”

"Ah~"

Chandler shivered suddenly, and asked in disbelief, "Does anyone really do that?"

"This is America."

Adam smiled and said, "There is only what you can't think of, nothing is impossible."

In the future, in order to thank Sheldon, Penny asked for a napkin signed by a celebrity and wiped her mouth with this napkin.

Originally, Petunia was a little embarrassed that the napkin was dirty.

But Sheldon holds that napkin like a holy object, because if biotechnology is more advanced, he can use the remaining DNA on it to clone a celebrity that belongs to him.

It was one of the best presents he'd ever received, so much so that he gave Penny his entire gift basket and gave her a hug in an awkward way.

Penny was shocked, and shouted to Leonard, look, and Leonard also lamented that it was a miracle.

Because what Sheldon hates the most is skin-to-skin contact with people. Not to mention hugging, it is very rare to shake hands. After each handshake, he immediately washes his hands with hand sanitizer, with a disgusted face of worrying about being infected.

One can imagine how important celebrity napkins are to Sheldon.

"All right."

The tailor finished measuring and nodded to Adam.

"Hurry up, my friend will get married in four weeks, so there must be no delay."

Adam exhorted.

"Yes! There must be no delay!"

At this time, a figure leaned over, put Adam's shoulders on his shoulders, and said solemnly: "This is my brother's wedding!"

"understood."

The tailor smiled and agreed, and went in.

"So, guys, where is the stag party held, do I need to contact the strippers? Let me tell you, I know a few who are particularly skilled, and they promise to make the stag night a legen, wait for it, dary, legendary, Legendary night! Give me a high five! Nice~!"

The figure said in a repeated tone, making Chandler look stupid, and was dumbfounded by the opponent's raised hand and gave him a high-five.

"Who are you?"

Chandler was dumbfounded.

"You don't even know me?"

The man looked displeased, and stepped forward to hug Chandler: "I'm Barney, forget it, since it's your good day, I don't blame you, tell me, how did we plan our single night?" ? Tell you, I will never allow my brother's single night to be so boring, anyone who can't do it just say it, and I'll make it right away!"

"I'm the chief best man, and I'm in charge."

Adam had already recognized the person who appeared out of nowhere at this time, and said with a smile: "But I'm sure to tell you that there are no strippers or weird activities on our single night, so you won't like it." Yes, stop pretending."

"You know him?"

Chandler breathed a sigh of relief.

"do not know."

Adam smiled and said: "But I know that people like him like to hang out at bachelor parties the most. It doesn't matter whether they know the groom or not, and they will even sneak into weddings to pick up bridesmaids in the end. Isn't it familiar?"

"Joey!"

Chandler exclaimed, "He's just like Joey!"

"Joey Tribbiani?"

Barney Stinson was smiling as he watched Adam reveal his identity. He had encountered this situation too many times and was already familiar with how to deal with it. But when he heard Joey's name, his expression changed. up.

"That actor?!"

"You know him?"

Adam's eyes lit up.

"Oh howl, of course I know him."

Barney stretched out his hand to tighten his tie, his eyes flickered, and his tone was exaggerated: "He has robbed me of many girls, and he is my biggest rival, Barney Stinson! Since you are his friends, haven't you heard him mention me?"

"No."

Chandler shook his head: "I have been with his roommate for so many years, and I have never heard him mention it."

"He, why, dare!"

Barney put his hands on his chest, took a few steps back, and shouted with disbelief: "This is the greatest humiliation! You guys give me a word for him, Joey Tribbiani, the game has begun!"

After speaking, he pointed his index finger and middle finger to his eyes, gestured to Adam and Chandler a few times, and walked away in a chic way, leaving only Chandler with a confused face and Adam who couldn't hold back his smile.

"What happened? Have we encountered a psycho?"

"No."

Adam smiled and said: "He is a very interesting person, but I really didn't expect him to know Joey. Well, it's normal for them to know each other. It's weird if they don't know each other. I couldn't help but go back and ask Joey. "

"Ok."

Chandler's mouth twitched: "But he won't really show up at my bachelor party?"

"Will not."

Adam resolutely said: "I don't care about other people's bachelor parties, but he will never show up at your bachelor party."

Just kidding, this is Lu Xiaobu's true self. Lu Xiaobu imitated him when he messed up Zhang Wei's wedding.

Chandler is not Zhang Wei, Monica is not Xiao Li, Adam is not Zeng Xiaoxian, Barney will never be allowed to disrupt.

(End of this chapter)