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Chapter 1148 Thor Rajesh: For the Glory of the Northern God!

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Leonard was left speechless by what Sheldon said, so he was inexplicably angry and went away inexplicably.

"Howard, why are you alone, Rajesh?"

Adam looked at Howard who was standing in the open kitchen watching the excitement.

"who knows."

Howard shrugged: "I didn't find him after the party last night."

"I haven't seen him all day today."

Leonard added.

"You didn't look for it?"

Adam looked at Howard in surprise.

"Oh, oh, don't look like that."

Howard couldn't stand the way Adam looked at him like a scumbag.

It's not that he despises scumbags.

It's just that he doesn't want to be such a scumbag.

"He dressed up as Thor yesterday, maybe he was hacked by the real Nordic Thor. You should see him in the hospital."

Howard groaned.

"I still can't imagine that you didn't go to him. It's been a day."

Adam sighed.

"..."

Howard's mouth twitched, not wanting to speak.

Just then, the door was pushed open.

"How are you, science bitches~"

Rajesh, dressed in a Nordic Thor costume, pushed open the door triumphantly, imitating the arrogant look of his good friend Howard, walked in with open hands, met Adam's gaze, and lowered his head slightly: "Adam is here too .”

"Good dress up."

Adam joked.

"Thank you."

Rajesh accepted the compliment unceremoniously.

"You applauded, didn't you?"

Howard was keenly aware of the problem immediately, and asked enviously and hatefully.

"Yes, you got me."

Rajesh pretended to be 'caught with a guilty conscience', but the complacency in his eyes almost pierced the sky.

"how did you do that?"

Leonard exclaimed in disbelief.

"Yeah, how on earth did you do it?"

Howard reacted violently: "You can't even talk to women!"

"Please."

Rajesh held Thor's Hammer in one hand, and showed it from top to bottom with the other hand: "With my majestic and mighty appearance, I don't need to say a word, women who want to be with me are also lined up from the sky to the ground. .”

"You were so scared that you jumped from the sky?"

Sheldon was blunt.

"..."

Rajesh froze, then waved his hand and said: "Sheldon, you don't understand, and it doesn't make sense for me to tell you this.

You just need to know that I haven't had much rest since last night, I'm really tired and annoying~"

The mouth is tired and annoying, but the expression in the eyes is full of the Versailles of "brother is super brave and super happy".

"I just said that someone took away all the equipment in my arrow basket, which made me unable to exert my full strength. It turned out to be you!"

Howard was lemony and airy.

On Halloween last night, Howard cosplayed as Robin Hood, holding a small bow and carrying an arrow basket on his back. In addition to some decorative arrows, there was also a large stack of equipment.

When setting off to Petunia's house, Howard reminded everyone that if someone is lucky enough to be happy tonight, they can go to his arrow basket to get happiness equipment at any time.

And for the sake of happiness, he has always prepared piles and piles at all times.

People who don't know the truth, seeing these equipments, think that Howard is really a vagabond, but they don't know that he is just too confident.

"Come on, we all know you won't need that equipment at all."

Satisfied, Rajesh, the Benfan of Versailles, mercilessly exposed his good friend at this time.

Then he took out a large stack of happiness equipment from the Thor's Crown, and threw it to Howard with an extremely sloppy expression: "But I'll give it back to you."

"I knew it!"

Howard took a large pile of equipment, counted them immediately, and then laughed loudly: "None of them are useless. You are pretending to be a lucky dog, but in fact you are not at all!"

"Oh, Howard~"

Thor Rajesh looked at his good friend sympathetically: "In your imagination, these things must need these equipments, don't they?"

"..."

Both Howard and Leonard were shocked: "You don't know how?"

"You can ask Adam, he should resonate with me the most..."

Rajesh's jaw was lifted to the sky.

"Don't get involved with me."

Adam smiled reservedly: "Rajesh, even in your imagination."

"..."

Rajesh froze.

In the end, he was just a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse. He was fine in front of Howard and the others, but he felt guilty when Adam smiled like that.

"I'm useless because I don't need it!"

Rajesh quickly looked away from Adam, and when he looked at his good friend Howard, his chin lifted again.

"You lucky dog!"

Leonard and Howard felt that Rajesh couldn't make up such bold details, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of envy for the lucky dog.

"Thor is a dog..."

Adam was at the side, and couldn't help but laugh: "For the glory of the God of the North?"

"What for the glory of the God of the North?"

Thor Rajesh doesn't know the story of the single dog Thor, so he can't understand Adam's joke.

"It's nothing."

Adam smiled and shook his head: "Let's continue talking about your glory."

"What do you want to know?"

Rajesh's jaw lifted again.

"How on earth did you do it?"

Howard said anxiously.

In the past, he has always been the king of the emotional theory of the otaku foursome.

He tried his best last night, but it was useless...

Rajesh, who can't even talk to women without taking drugs, managed to hit the base and score in the shocking appearance of the Nordic Thor, which made him very embarrassed... More importantly, he really wanted to know the details.

Because he felt that Rajesh had discovered the great code of happiness.

Even Rajesh can do it, there's no reason he can't!

"It's simple."

Rajesh did not continue to play tricks, and began to talk about his amazing journey last night: "After you all went to action last night, I sat there thinking about life.

Then a drunk woman came and sat next to me and said do I look drunk? "

"I knew I was right!"

Sheldon answered immediately and looked at Leonard: "Did you see it?"

"Okay, you are right, I will try this trick in the future."

Leonard said helplessly.

"What's right?"

Howard was puzzled.

"After you went to strike up a conversation last night, the three of us just sat there, bored."

Leonard explained: "I wanted to go too, but I didn't know what to do. Sheldon said he could help me because he observed the situation at the party..."

"It's like Jane Goodall watching chimpanzees."

Sheldon added.

Jane Goodall is a world-renowned zoologist. In order to observe chimpanzees, she spent 38 years living in the wild in the virgin forests of Africa.

"Penny's friends are not chimps!"

Leonard called.

"Are you sure?"

Shelton looked at Leonard with eyes like a fool: "Don't forget that Penny also played the killer ape, and it's not surprising that her friends are chimpanzees, and this is still a metaphor...

But it's not like you're going to spend 38 years watching and trying to get intimate with Penny.

I didn't have to observe in the wild for 38 years at all, I only observed at parties for a while, and I got the chimpanzee, no, Penny friends' friendship mode. "

As he said that, he didn't care about Leonard's darkened face, raised his finger, and said solemnly: "At first, the interaction between them was chaotic and unorganized.

But then I used my genius brain to discover that they actually had patterns.

They have their own unique language.

Newcomers, when approaching small groups, say: Do I look drunk?

Others will say: "Dude~"

"and then?"

Howard was very interested.

"Then there is no then."

Leonard groaned.

"At that time, I can observe these are already very good."

Sheldon said confidently: "If it were you, how much experience have you observed and summed up over the years?"

"..."

Leonard and Howard were speechless.

"exactly."

In the past, Rajesh would bow his head and be speechless, but at this moment, he raised his head at the Versailles track: "I really can't come up with any theory, I feel that I have gone in the wrong direction.

In fact, I am more suitable to be an experimental physicist, what theory is not theoretical, let’s do it first~”

Speaking of this, his expression is too wretched, and he is undoubtedly Howard's good friend at first glance.

"We experimental physicists are not like you."

Leonard said with disgust and envy.

"That's right, my kind of experimental physics is different from yours."

Rajesh of Benfan of Versailles shook his palm: "After all, you can only use your hands, but I can devote myself to the experiment~"

"..."

Leonard looked at such an annoying Rajesh, wishing he could grab the Thor's Hammer in his hand and beat the bastard to death with one blow.

Adam laughed out loud.

There is no doubt about it.

Rajesh is so perfect for Thor.

They may not be human because of Howard, but Rajesh is a real dog!

Single dog Thor, Rajesh must come to cosplay.

"and after?"

Howard said incredulously: "Don't tell me that just because you don't speak, you become a lucky dog!"

"It's not that simple!"

Rajesh's exaggerated reserve: "It also depends on my handsome appearance and thanks to the treasure of happiness in our hometown, otherwise why would I not come here until now~"

"Stop joking."

Adam got up and smiled, "Come with me."

"Where to go?"

After staying for a while, Rajesh's face was full of joy: "Can I finally join your club?"

"what club?"

Leonard was puzzled.

"It's like a fraternity, the kind of club that only handsome VIPs like Adam and I can join."

Rajesh was very excited. Seeing Leonard and the others pulled their faces, he comforted him: "I will tell you about the legendary experience when I come back later, but I am sorry that I can't take you with me.

After all, only VIPs can go to those places and occasions, and you are just P..."

"enough!"

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and shouted at Rajesh: "Go quickly, don't be here."

In English, VIP refers to a very important person, a very important person.

P refers only to people, not fart in Dongguo dialect.

But the language barrier was miraculously broken through at this moment.

In the context of Rajesh's low-pitched tone, VIP's P means a fart.

Combined with Rajesh's background, the P he said also means a fart.

Really Wanyu agrees!
"It's not that exaggerated, Leonard, you can follow along."

Adam interrupted with a smile.

"Really?"

Leonard and Howard were overjoyed.

"What? They can go too?"

Rajesh was a little disgusted.

"of course."

Adam nodded: "Especially Howard, as your good friend, when he checked your body, he went to cheer you up, and it was also for your own good."

"body check?!"

The three of Rajesh shouted in unison: "What check?"

"No way?"

Adam was surprised and said: "Although you come from a peaceful country, you are not invulnerable to all poisons.

You didn't use Howard's equipment last night, that was the biggest mistake.

Not everyone is Lady Luck Leslie Winkle. "

"Leslie Winkle is no lady luck!"

Sheldon was not happy when she heard it: "She is a woman with a mean mouth and a poisonous mouth!"

"do not talk!"

Rajesh said nervously, "Adam, do you think something will happen to me?"

"Who knows this?"

Adam shrugged and said, "You don't think that a woman who drags you away drunk at will is a pure body? Otherwise, why do you think she came to you?"

"Because of my handsomeness and foreign style?"

Rajesh said without comprehension: "Before we separated, she praised me as a great man, gentle and passionate, and also a super good listener."

"Damn it, I'll learn to be dumb next time."

Howard groaned.

"Oh, you can, but only if you can let women find you."

With this super-confident experience, Rajesh suddenly lost the embarrassment and cautiousness of foreigners when getting along with good friends, and the frequency of flirting with good friends continued to increase.

"maybe."

Adam smiled noncommittally: "But it is undeniable that she is very casual, and this kind of casualness is theoretically risky. It all depends on whether you are lucky and safe in a small probability event."

"go out!"

Sheldon had already run to the open kitchen, picked up the disinfectant spray, and aimed at Rajesh.

"What about you?"

Rajesh grumbled.

"What do you think?"

Adam smiled and said: "Let's go, to be honest, although you will have very few such experiences, very few, but I still suggest that you screen and take precautions."

Speaking of this, he looked at Howard: "Yes, I'm talking about you, Howard."

"I will."

Howard is not ashamed, but proud.

He felt that this was Adam's best interpretation of him being the Merry King of the foursome.

"Well, that's fine."

Adam nodded: "Otherwise you will find out that you are just spending money to find guilt.

And to make up for these crimes in the later stage, more and more money will be spent.

That's not what your Jewish boy coming of age gift certificates can afford.

You don't want your mother yelling at you about these things, do you? "

"..."

The scene of his mother yelling at him and saying these uncomfortable words came to Howard's mind, and the corners of his mouth twitched again and again, he couldn't bear that scene.

Everyone went to the hospital. After some examinations, Rajesh was worthy of being one of the protagonists. As always, he was kissed by the goddess of luck. He encountered a small probability incident again, and he did not have any problems.

"see it?"

Rajesh immediately trembled again: "She is not the kind of casual person at all, and it proves that she really only likes my handsomeness and exoticism.

Now please allow me to resign, I want to go back and have a good rest.

I have a date on Tuesday night~

That's right!

Brother, this is not a day and night, it is very likely that I will be different from you from now on~

God, that's why I love America~"

(End of this chapter)