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Chapter 1124 Missy is here, hammock fun

Los Angeles.

Adam once again experienced the joy of his youthful years in his previous life.

And this time.

Although Adam still worked hard to perform miracles.

But to borrow what Sheldon said, the most important thing in playing is the unity of man and ball.

And with Adam's current attributes in all aspects of his body, he was able to do this long ago.

On the basis of perfect technology, and then use the style of playing miracles with great force, it is simply Pangu breaking the world and proving the way with strength.

In this respect, it's not too much for Sheldon to hold his own bowling ball and shout, 'I'm the smartest man in the world'.

The combination of man and ball is well-deserved!
You know, once Sheldon succeeds in the integration of man and ball, he will be able to say thank God.

It can be seen that the excitement of the unity of the human and the ball is such a big explosion!
Caltech.

Underground Parking Lot.

A black SUV drives in.

"Dong Zhu, there are dangerous people following behind, shall we leave first?"

The muscular woman in the driver's seat glanced at the rearview mirror and said to the tall beauty in the back seat.

"Dangerous person?"

The tall slender beauty put down the document in her hand, and looked back in surprise.

But I saw a small electric donkey secretly following behind.

On the eMule, a short and thin man wearing a helmet kept looking around with a wretched expression.

She couldn't help smiling.

"No, I know him, he's only obscene, not dangerous.

Come on, Shelly's waiting for me, he doesn't like to be late, and I don't want to hear his nagging. "

"Dong Zhu, are you sure?"

The burly woman who was the driver and bodyguard said worriedly: "Although this is the most famous university in the world, it is very dangerous.

Needless to say, the serial arson cases not long ago.

It is a common problem in American universities. There are various violent and strong offenders everywhere, and there will be no shortage here.

In the company's internal security training, there are detailed data in this regard, which is really shocking.

The minister said that safety is the most important area for the boss, and he repeatedly reminded us that we must attach great importance to it and not let our guard down because of fame. "

"That's really the style of the boss."

The tall slender beauty smiled: "Okay, I won't make it difficult for you, I'll go up to see Xie Li first, and you follow behind, just in case.

Once that wretched man does anything out of the ordinary, you can take him down at any time...

Well, a lesson will do.

He is Shelly's friend.

Can you tease your vaginal legs?

Remember to be gentle. "

As he said that, he raised his foot and made a side kicking posture.

"I see."

The female bodyguard nodded seriously, but her expression was a little surprised.

Emmm.

Lifting the vaginal legs is a compulsory item for their female bodyguards, and it is an important hand (foot) segment (broken) for them to defeat the strong with the weak.

It's just that she was a little surprised that the assistant to the chairman of the company, a young beauty with both beauty and ability, even opened her mouth to flirt.

This……

But she glanced at Dong Zhu's long legs, and was relieved again.

One inch long and one inch strong!

These two long legs are really suitable for displaying the provocative legs.

Judging by that proficiency, Cooper Dongzhu's boyfriend might be in pain.

The tall slender beauty saw the surprise of the female bodyguard and smiled slightly, but did not explain.

It can't be said that this sharp kick was practiced by her twin brother since she was a child, right?
Emmm.

That's right!

She is Sheldon's twin sister Missy.

The waitress in the previous life, the assistant to the chairman in this life, in charge of many investment projects of the company, a strong woman with great power in her hands.

After parking the car, Missy dressed as a capable professional lady, walked towards the elevator in the underground parking lot with her long legs and high heels.

The female bodyguard in the car didn't get out of the car immediately, but stared at the rearview mirror, staring at the wretched man in the eDonkey helmet who was peeping from behind.

What reassured her a little was that, as Cooper Dong Zhu said, this wretched man only dared to follow and watch from a distance, and did not dare to get close.

After the wretched man walked over, the female bodyguard got out of the car and followed.

Under the gaze of the female bodyguard, Missy got on the elevator first.

The wretched man put on a show for a while, and after hesitating again and again, he still didn't get on the elevator together.

After the elevator closed, the wretched man frantically pressed the elevator button, eager to follow immediately.

"Hey, it's the floor of our physics department, it's great."

The wretched man looked at the final landing floor of the elevator and exclaimed in surprise.

When the elevator got off, the wretched man got in immediately, pressing the buttons frantically, wanting to follow up immediately, to prevent other sluts from getting ahead of him.

He knew that that floor, except for Sheldon, was all bad silver.

Sheldon is different, that's a troublemaker and a shit-hating bug!

But the moment the elevator door closed, a key was blocked in the middle, allowing the elevator door to open again.

"what the f..."

Just as the wretched man wanted to swear, his eyes went dark, and the national curse immediately choked in his throat, and he couldn't swear anymore.

Looking up, I saw a strong woman walking in with a blank expression on her face.

The wretched man smiled subconsciously, then bowed his head in silence.

so scary...

Seeing him like this, the female bodyguard became more vigilant and subconsciously stared at him.

Because this person may be as obscene as Cooper Dongzhu said, but not dangerous, but his skilled stalking movements obviously follow others a lot.

Just because it's not dangerous now doesn't mean it won't be dangerous in the future.

If he drinks too much one day, he might be a disaster to others.

Thinking of this, her eyes became more and more unkind.

The wretched man in the electric donkey helmet is Howard.

At this moment, he was being stared at by a woman who was stronger than Petunia, his legs suddenly became weak, and his bladder was competing with him for control.

Unknowingly, he leaned against the elevator, hunched over, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

The elevator seemed to run infinitely slower than usual.

During this long ordeal, he thought of his good friend Rajesh.

How much he wants Rajesh's transparency and hidden attributes now.

Don't look at me, don't look at me, why look at me...

Howard pressed his forehead against the elevator, shouting in his heart.

When the elevator arrived and the door opened, he really wanted to rush out, but his legs were weak and he was afraid.

He could only lean against the wall, try his best to stay away from the female bodyguard, and moved out sideways.

The female bodyguard was still staring at him.

It wasn't until he got out of the elevator and ran away in a hurry that he also got out of the elevator.

Howard escaped from the terrifying scene, and when he saw the graceful figure in the corridor ahead, his heart was burning again, and he followed in two steps and three steps.

I saw this heart-pounding tall beauty walking into Sheldon's office.

Howard was extremely surprised, but still very happy in his heart.

This shows that tall beautiful women are not girlfriends of other sluts.

Everyone is on the same starting line, and he has already won the opportunity.

So, he peeped outside the office.

Soon, many people gathered outside Sheldon's office, all peeping there.

This led to more people joining in.

After all, there used to be a troublemaker and a nuisance sitting in this door. People always walked by this door quickly and would not stop at all.

With such popularity now, there must be earth-shattering gossip happening.

This is what Leonard and Rajesh saw when they came.

"What are you doing?"

"Shh!"

Howard immediately silenced him: "There is a beautiful woman in Sheldon's office."

"In Sheldon's office?"

Leonard came over in surprise, and looked inside with his head.

Sure enough, she saw a tall beauty standing beside Sheldon, giving him various documents for him to sign.

"Did she get lost?"

"I don't think so."

Howard stared inside, and said in his mouth: "I followed her from the parking lot, and look at her temperament..."

"It should be Sheldon's lawyer."

Leonard racked his brains.

"Please."

Rajesh complained: "You said that Sheldon Cooper, who likes to draw up treaties, likes popular science knowledge, and feels omnipotent, has a lawyer?

Why didn't you say that Sheldon was approached by his alien companions and finally signed to go back to Mars? "

"..."

Leonard was speechless, and gave him a blank look: "If you have one-tenth of your current eloquence in front of women, you won't be regarded as the best experimental target by the pharmacology students!"

"If she's really a lawyer, she can come and see my lawsuit anytime~"

"Howard!"

"I know, I'm disgusting, I should be punished...but only by her ~ look, I'm still so disgusting~"

Howard was there swearing, with an 'I'm disgusting and I'm proud' expression.

At this time, Shelton inside signed the document, got up and sent the beauty out.

The onlookers outside walked and slipped away, and those who remained put on all kinds of artificial gestures to pretend to be passers-by.

"Hello?"

Shelton came out to see Leonard's pretentious gestures, and frowned in confusion.

Missy showed a knowing smile.

"oh, hey, buddy~"

Leonard imitated the posture of drinking water in the classic American drama school, drank water from the sink in the corridor, wiped his mouth, and greeted Sheldon as if he had met by chance.

It's just that even if Sheldon doesn't understand the world, he can't understand what Leonard and the others are doing.

But Leonard's unusual enthusiasm still surprised him, imitating Leonard's appearance: "buddy~?"

It's a title Leonard never called him.

The coquettish Howard was the first to rush forward and start talking coquettishly, his boasting was mercilessly pierced by the upright Sheldon.

Leonard wiped his hands, stepped forward and said with a smile, "Sheldon, why don't you introduce us?"

"The most important thing is how you know each other~"

Howard winked, and he almost didn't say that I have a friend who also wants to link...

"Oh, he was supposed to have his head in my crotch for 9 months.

But then I didn't know how to do it. After a few months, it became my head buried in his crotch for several months. "

Missy teased.

"..."

The three of Leonard were already dumbfounded.

The corner of Howard's mouth hissed, almost leaving tears of emotion.

"What, what?"

Leonard asked stammeringly.

"She is my egg-born sister."

Shelton shot Missy a look and explained, "She thought she was being funny, but to be honest, I really couldn't see it."

"It's because you don't know what humor is, Shelly."

Missy joked.

"If I had absorbed you into a mole, maybe I would have understood."

Sheldon complained: "This is the reason why our position in the mother's womb is so miraculously reversed. I was trying to absorb you, but it was a pity that I failed."

"Stop joking."

Missy smiled and said, "Are you sure I didn't absorb you? You have no fighting power at all.

I think Adam's rant about this makes a lot of sense.

God felt that you were not well positioned at the beginning of the family.

If they were both younger brothers, then the relationship would be too monotonous.

So I changed my mind and let you be born first and become an elder brother, so that there is both a brotherhood and a brother-sister relationship.

You are both a younger brother and an older brother.

This can better reflect your eccentricity, regardless of size.

It's also more dramatic.

And if God hadn't suddenly changed his mind, you would have ceased to exist.

Nine months is enough! "

"..."

The three of Leonard's eyes widened.

They always feel that this kind of statement is a bit weird and dirty.

"So, it turns out that you are Sheldon's younger sister Missy."

Seeing the brother and sister glaring at each other, Leonard quickly suppressed the distracting thoughts in his mind, played his No. 1 demeanor of nerdy man and sophistication, and took the initiative to take over the topic and start chatting.

"I'm Leonard, Sheldon's best buddy...and roommate."

"I know."

Missy said with a smile: "Thank you for taking care of Xie Li these years, we all know how difficult Xie Li is, we all thought that he would be alone in his youth until he died alone.

I didn't expect there to be a good person like you in this world who can tolerate Sheldon.

Thinking about it now, Adam was right.

Unfortunately, you are a man. "

"..."

The corners of Leonard's mouth twitched, he looked up at Missy, and said with a dry smile, "Of course I'm a man, and I'm a good man. There's no doubt about it. If you don't believe me, ask Sheldon...Why do you say that?"

"It's nothing."

Missy waved her hands with high EQ, didn't say any more, and looked down at everyone: "Our family is very concerned about Xie Li's friends.

Let me recognize it.

You're Leonard, you're Howard, you're... sorry, what's your name? "

"..."

When Rajesh heard Missy say this, his heart was already cold for the most part.

Then he was looked at and questioned like this again, how could he stand it, he could only lower his head silently, put his hands in his pockets, turned and left.

What can he say?
This is the so-called family is very concerned?

He has thousands of jokes, but he can't say anything!

Everyone watched him leave silently.

"Rajesh."

Only Sheldon was not disturbed by this weird atmosphere, and said the name for Rajesh.

"So, Missy, why are you here this time?"

Leonard continues to be the main force in the awkward chat.

"One is to report the recent work to the boss face to face, and the other is to let Shelly sign my father's real estate documents."

Missy explained with a smile.

"Documents can be mailed, and reports can be made via video."

Sheldon didn't like this at all, and smiled clearly: "Mum asked you to monitor me, didn't you?"

"Can you blame mom and me?"

Missy complained: "Who made you start to be old again recently, causing one trouble after another, making mom worry about it!

It's better for me to come over here than for her to fly over in person, right? "

"Tell mom that I'm 165 pounds and my bowel movements are normal."

Sheldon smiled and said, "That's it, goodbye."

"and many more!"

Leonard immediately reached out to stop Sheldon, but kept his eyes on Missy.

"You don't have a place to live, do you? We have a lot of places to live! Go to our place!"

"Never mind."

Missy smiled and shook her head: "Shelley doesn't like company. Even when he was a child, he would send his imaginary friend home every night."

"That's a colleague, not a friend!"

Sheldon couldn't help correcting: "Also, we don't have any extra rooms."

"Come on, Shelly, she's family~!"

Howard tried his best to brush up his favor.

But because the performance was too obscene, these words became "she is a family member, so I can not be polite when the time comes" is obscene.

"no need."

Missy glanced at him, and said with a half smile but not a smile: "I came here to report to Adam, so naturally I went to live at his house.

And I heard that he likes hammocks very much recently, and a custom-made hammock has been newly installed at home.

It sounds interesting, of course I'm going to check it out~"

Howard: "..."

(End of this chapter)