daily drama

Chapter 1111 Sheldon and House
Los Angeles.

San Jose St. Bonaventure Hospital.

Facing Sheldon's real brain hole, and his nervous look for fear that this real brain hole will be heard, Leonard has an expression that I have tried my best.

"So, Adam, what do you say?"

Sheldon looked at Adam confidently.

"Let me just ask, do you know what a tampon is?"

Adam laughed.

"of course."

Shelton took it for granted: "Isn't it just a sanitary product for women during menstruation?"

"My fault."

Adam nodded: "I mean, do you know how to use it?"

"..."

Sheldon misfired directly.

As a giant baby, he knows a hammer.

"Do you know what the impact is?"

Sheldon frowned when he saw Adam and Leonard showing disgusting smiles.

"Also, Leonard, Adam laughed when he laughed. What are you laughing at? I don't believe you know."

"……What do you mean?"

Leonard's smile stagnated, and he said angrily: "Of course I know!"

"Hahaha."

Sheldon laughed. "Name a woman you've been in a serious relationship with?"

"..."

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, but he was still unconvinced: "There is Joyce King..."

"My fault."

Seeing that Leonard couldn't continue speaking, Sheldon first apologized, and then said solemnly: "It should be the woman who told you that you had an indescribable relationship!"

"...with Joyce King!"

Leonard thought about it left and right, but he still couldn't think of a second name, and he couldn't help but become angry from embarrassment.

"Isn't that enough? It's better than none of you!"

"I disdain that, you know."

Sheldon said with a knife: "And of course not enough, there is only one Joyce King after counting.

The other party was also a spy from the North Universe Kingdom.

You two are not considered to be in a serious relationship at all, and the time is too short..."

"To shut up!"

Leonard blushed immediately, and interrupted: "Who said the time was too short? I notified you in advance.

You went to the North Pole to watch a solar eclipse, and you weren't there.

Why do you say the time is too short? ? ? "

Having said that, he looked at Adam who was smiling and watching, and explained.

"It's not like Sheldon said, he doesn't know anything, I..."

"You don't need to explain to me."

Adam waved his hands and smiled: "And I think what Sheldon said was too short and what you said are not the same~"

"Uh."

Only then did Leonard come to his senses, and looked at Sheldon: "You mean that my relationship with Joyce King was too short?"

"if not?"

Sheldon sneered: "You don't think I'm interested in knowing you for too little time, do you?
No kidding, I'm not Dr. Beverly Hofstadter! "

Speaking of this, he nodded slightly: "But after being reminded by you, I will pay attention to you next time.

At that time, we can provide detailed data support for Dr. Beverly Hofstadter's research..."

"enough!"

Leonard couldn't listen any longer, and interrupted: "I don't need your attention... and the time I've been in love with Joyce King is not too short, a full 27 days!"

"All right."

Shelton sneered and said: "But according to the roommate agreement, I was notified in advance, and I only flew to the North Pole to see the solar eclipse once in total, two days.

The second time you didn't notify me in advance, but I caught you right in the end.

Then Joyce King didn't bother to deal with you, and then fled back to the country directly. "

"Is she too lazy to deal with me???"

Leonard was directly annoyed: "She is obviously annoyed by your endless nonsense, so much so that she doesn't even bother to do spy missions!"

"So I saved you again."

Sheldon took it for granted, "You're welcome."

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

In a way, it is.

If it weren't for Sheldon being too difficult to deal with, he would appear at every turn, which would be annoying.

Even Joyce King, a professional spy, couldn't bear it and just left.

If he stays any longer, Leonard will definitely reveal confidential information.

At that time, Leonard will be in trouble whether he is exposed or is threatened by Joyce King to become a spy passively.

"What does that have to do with me knowing how to use a tampon?"

Leonard didn't want to continue the question of the short time, and quickly pulled the crooked building back.

"Of course it does."

Shelton said earnestly: "Although you talked for 27 days, that was the only time you actually had an intimate relationship.

And given that Joyce King is a professional.

On the day she chooses, she will naturally not need tampons.

So you, like me, don't know how to use tampons! "

"...It doesn't matter if I know or not!"

Leonard hesitated: "Because I don't approve of your glow-in-the-dark tampon business at all! You don't even know how to use it.

No, it should be because you don't know anything, so you feel like coming to Adama to invest and make a fuss.

Dr. Gablehouse is right.

For a lunatic like you, it should be eliminated decisively! "

"Oh~ I take that back!"

Sheldon was surprised by Leonard's attitude, but then glared at Leonard.

Leonard looked back and did not back down.

The two stared at each other.

"follow me!"

Adam pushed the two of them forward, took them to the hospital library, handed them a thick medical book, and smiled.

"You guys take a look here first, learn your common sense, and then tell me whether you want to continue to attract investment."

After finishing speaking, let them go about their own business.

After he finished one operation and came out, he smiled at the two people waiting there, "so?"

"Of course, continue to attract investment!"

Sheldon took it for granted: "After reading it, I am even more optimistic about this business!"

"Tell me?"

Adam was amazed.

He would like to see what Sheldon's strange idea is.

"First of all, women like shiny things."

Shelton analyzed it carefully: "So they will definitely like the luminous tampons."

"Not necessarily. Most people still prefer such intimate hygiene products as simple as possible."

Adam shook his head and said, "Is there any more?"

"of course."

Sheldon was not discouraged, and continued: "Not only women will like it, but men will like it too."

"you are wrong."

Adam glanced at Leonard, then smiled: "Maybe some men like it, but definitely not most of them."

Emmm.

It is said that if a woman does not continue to lose blood every month to affect the state, then this world is still a matriarchal society, and there are no men at all.

Same as monogamy.

This is actually a kind of protection for many men.

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched.

Just say what you say, and watch what I do.

"impossible."

Shelton said to himself: "From what I've observed of Penny's manic state, no man would refuse a glow-in-the-dark tampon.

Because this allows them to get an early warning, and it is clear at a glance when they can't provoke women. "

"Are you sure you read the book I gave you?"

Adam reminded: "This is a tampon, not a pad!"

"Does it have any effect?"

Shelton was puzzled, "It's just the difference between a line and a surface."

"..."

The corner of Adam's mouth twitched, he thought about it, and complained: "If you are an islander, there is really no difference.

Even your idea may become popular with action movies.

But you should go to the island country to find investment.

If you don't want to go far, you can also go to the San Fernando Valley next door.

I'm not interested in money, and I can't afford to lose this person. "

"What's so embarrassing about that?"

Sheldon still wants to pester.

"enough!"

Adam interrupted: "Glow-in-the-dark tampons are here for it!"

"Ok."

Seeing Adam's resolute attitude, Sheldon quickly held a meeting with the seven executives in his head. He didn't deny it repeatedly like denying Leonard, but directly agreed.

"Then let's talk about the investment and research and development of Luminous Fish now?"

"No night light!"

Adam shook his head: "I can't hear the word luminous now!

Sheldon, didn't I hear you were working on how to scramble eggs?

I think it is more promising for you to continue to study that. "

"Yes."

Leonard echoed the sarcasm: "Didn't you say that it's not just your scrambled egg business, but the scrambled egg business of all mankind?"

"No."

Sheldon shook his head: "I went to the supermarket with Penny.

I bought 8 brown eggs, white eggs, free-range eggs, large eggs, extra-large eggs, and extra-large eggs each and came back for experiments.

I found that it was a dead end, no matter how I made scrambled eggs, it was just like that.

The only catch is knowing that Penny's weight is very closely related to her perceived self-worth.

And she likes to drink urine..."

"puff!"

Leonard is drinking water, staying hydrated, and ready to spray Sheldon at his best.

But when Sheldon suddenly said the gossip about Penny, the mental level was directly omitted, and the physical level was sprayed out first.

"Ahem, what? What are you talking about Penny?"

"Petunia likes to drink pee."

Sheldon said naturally: "This once made me wonder if she had an indescribable intimate relationship with Rajesh, and she has some special hobbies?"

"To shut up!"

Leonard shouted angrily: "You are not allowed to guess wildly, and I don't want to listen to your conclusions.

Now just say what you see and draw conclusions! "

"When I went to the supermarket with Penny like ordinary people, I saw that she liked to buy vitamins, and she bought a lot."

Shelton explained: "We all know that while taking vitamin supplements has certain benefits, there is a limit to how much the body can absorb.

The dosage Penny bought is actually no different from buying a bunch of urine raw materials. "

"So you're saying Penny likes to drink pee?!!!"

Leonard breathed a sigh of relief, then glared at Sheldon.

"Oh, that's not what I said."

Sheldon retorted: "That's what Penny herself said afterwards.

After I reminded her of this common sense, she said maybe that was her purpose.

I also thoughtfully suggested that she buy some manganese at the same time..."

"That's her irony!"

Leonard complained: "God, every time we say irony, do we have to hold up a sign that says irony."

"You have, but Petunia doesn't."

Sheldon said seriously: "If she had, she would have raised it, but she didn't, obviously she wasn't being ironic.

Oh, by the way, another harvest is the glow-in-the-dark tampons..."

"Forget about glow-in-the-dark tampons!"

Adam and Leonard shouted in unison.

"ok, ok."

Sheldon raised his hand, indicating that he would say no more.

"I have a friend, Dr. Greg House."

Adam shook his head: "His status in the medical field is the same as that of Sheldon and you in the field of string theory research..."

"I'm the best!"

Sheldon corrected.

"In short, he is also a genius."

Adam didn't dwell on the issue, continuing: "For various reasons, he had to leave his favorite job, and it was a very difficult time.

Just like you, Sheldon.

He needs to find a new direction.

Same with you Sheldon again.

His priority is cooking.

But unlike you, Sheldon, just like learning his original professional medicine, he quickly practiced cooking from scratch.

It didn't take long for the delicacies he cooked to be beyond the reach of those professional chefs.

What does this story tell us? "

"Is he actually an excellent cook who was delayed by medicine?"

Shelton thought for a while, not sure.

"No!"

Adam smiled reservedly: "This story tells us that as long as a true genius wants to do something, he will definitely be able to become the king in that field in the shortest possible time!
And the losers will only complain that it is a dead end! "

"You call me a loser?"

Sheldon stared at Adam with puffy eyes.

"Compared to my friend, do you think you are not a loser?"

Adam asked back.

"You really think I'm a loser?"

Sheldon's eyes widened.

"What do you think?"

Adam laughed and said: "This is not a sport to win the championship in sports, you don't need to be physically strong.

More is to test wisdom, master skills, and bring forth new ideas.

Just scrambled eggs, you can't even play well.

Next time I will take you to my friend and let you taste his ecstasy meal.

Look at the poached egg with candied heart on it, how delicious it is. "

"Melancholy meal?"

Leonard was taken aback when he heard this: "How did you choose this name?"

"Well, there's a sad story in it."

Adam thought of Dr. House and sighed.

"In short, it is my friend who has gone through vicissitudes.

Then he casually practiced his culinary skills to the level of a genius chef.

Once I recommended him to watch a classic movie God of Cookery by Xiangjiang.

He was very touched when he saw it.

Combined with his own experience, he also learned to cook a bowl of the most classic bowl of Depressed Soul Rice.

After eating, although there is no special effect like in the movie.

But I have to admit, this is the best bowl of char siu rice.

The candied poached egg on top of fried rice, if Shelton can learn it, he will never say that the scrambled egg business is a dead end. "

"That exaggerated?"

Leonard was a little moved: "Where is your friend? When will we have a chance to taste it?"

"Let's see the opportunity next time."

Adam glanced at him: "Actually, not being able to eat is not a bad thing.

You already have a troublesome friend like Sheldon.

If you get entangled by that friend of mine again, I'm afraid you really won't have the courage to live on. "

"That friend of yours is also a troublemaker? Forget it."

Leonard immediately dismissed the idea.

"Sheldon can't compare to him at all."

Adam laughed: "You and Sheldon are together, and occasionally you can get the upper hand.

But if you are entangled by him, you will be completely dominated by him.

Everything about you, he must know and control.

Include your thoughts.

The most important thing is that he has the ability to know everything about you and control everything about you.

His best friend unfortunately died of cancer.

He is in the window period.

It's one of the reasons I moved from New York to Los Angeles.

The two troublemakers, Sheldon and House, I will always choose Sheldon..."

(End of this chapter)