daily drama

Chapter 1096 Sheldon: You blasphemed my mother?
TBBT4A apartment.

Outside.

Howard and Rajesh, who armed Leonard as the alien heroine through the mini camera, bluetooth headset and subsonic impact sensor, saw that the 'alien' Penny grabbed the 'heroine' Leonard, and immediately stopped her He picked up a whole set of equipment and slipped away without saying a word.

no way.

A single 'Alien' Penny and the others are fine, but the point is that there is an 'Alien Queen' Sheldon in the bedroom.

They didn't even enter the door, just to guard against this move and directly cut themselves off to survive.

As for the fact that he crushed Leonard's glasses, Leonard, who was severely myopic, had to take a risk and come back to get them?

Isn't that also Leonard who fell first and asked them to help find it.

They were all accidental injuries.

So the responsibility is all Leonard's own.

"You deliberately let me suffer with Sheldon here!"

Penny said angrily.

"I don't want to either..."

Leonard explained with a smile: "You also saw what Sheldon is like, and I didn't know you came back with him..."

"..."

Penny froze.

That's right!

This time, she was the one who was stupid. After scaring away the troublemaker, she was so stupid that she asked for leave and offered it to her door.

"Penny, I'm hungry~"

In the bedroom, Sheldon's restless voice came.

"Okay honey, good news, Leonard is back and he can take care of you."

Petunia's motherhood is superior, even if she is very angry at this time, she is still gentle and amiable when talking to Sheldon.

As he said that, he began to take off the space suit on his body.

"No~"

Leonard wailed, and then followed Penny, "Take me with you."

"No, no, no."

Petunia shook her fingers with her left hand, and directly lifted Leonard's clothes on the back of Leonard, who was half lying on the ground, with her right hand. She lifted Leonard, who wanted to crawl with her, and carried it into Sheldon's bedroom.

"Honey, here you are Leonard."

As a cowgirl in Omaha, Nebraska, taking a noose and knocking a calf down is easy.

Not to mention just lifting the halfling Leonard with one hand.

Do you really think her such a big skeleton can't be displayed?

Can Leonard outshine the Mavericks?
"No... ahh!"

Leonard was carried by the female man Penny with one hand and thrown onto Sheldon's bed. He wanted to rescue him and struggled to leave. Unfortunately, he had no glasses and his eyes were blurred, so he hit his forehead directly.

"I want a grilled cheese sandwich."

Shelton got up under the quilt at this time, looked at Leonard who was slumped on the ground, clutching his forehead and screaming, and directly expressed his appeal.

"I was hurt and felt like throwing up as soon as I stood up."

Leonard struggled to get up, but then sat there slumped.

"For the toast of the sandwich I want toast!"

Sheldon's 'very thoughtful' addition.

The so-called Saan is the natural enemy of humans in the American science fiction TV series Battlestar Galactica.

As we all know, Sheldon's position has always been anti-human.

Because in his eyes, humans on Earth are too stupid.

Therefore, whenever there is a team, he likes to choose the anti-human side most of the time.

Even on the toast, he likes to print Sha Ang's head.

Emmm.

It's oozing!

After half an hour.

Adam arrived, showed Leonard a look, and put an ice pack on his forehead: "Take the ice pack and take a good rest."

"Why can't I get what I want, but he can get what he wants?"

Sheldon was wrapped in a quilt, sitting on the special seat, and sprayed dissatisfiedly with Adam who was taking care of Leonard next to him.

"...you want what you want but can't get it?!!!"

Leonard was almost pissed off.

"Yes!"

Sheldon stretched out his hand from under the quilt, holding a sandwich with Saan's head on it, took a bite, and said with certainty.

That's right!

Before Adam rushed over, Leonard didn't turn away from Sheldon, resisted the dizziness and discomfort, and arranged for Sheldon a cheese sandwich.

"Because you are sick and Leonard is injured."

Adam laughed: "The two are completely different concepts."

"I do not accept."

Sheldon shook his head and said, "Sickness and injury require medical care, but you treat us differently. I thought we were good friends?"

"Leonard and I are also good friends."

Adam smiles.

"Ah oh..."

When Leonard heard this, he grinned at the corner of his mouth and raised his head subconsciously, touching the wound and crying out in pain.

"But we were classmates in high school."

Shelton had a serious expression of 'obviously I go first'.

"But you are annoying, and Leonard is very worry-free...well, relatively worry-free."

Adam joked, "Do the math, how many times a year do you need medical care?"

"Average 18.3 times."

Shelton tilted his head and thought for a while, retrieved all the data since he was 2 years old, and immediately gave the exact number.

"Do you understand now?"

Adam spread his hands.

"not understand!"

Sheldon looked puzzled and said, "I thought that among the basic principles of good friends, there is the one of helping and taking care of each other?"

"you are wrong."

Adam corrected: "Everyone's concept of a friend is different.

For you, as long as you don't hit you casually, you are your friend.

And your good friend is the one who beats you to death when you frequently trouble others, forcefully hold back the urge to do something, and don't do it.

This is the most important basic condition of your good friend.

As for helping each other and taking care of each other, it's all floating clouds!

After all, the word mutual help is purely funny when applied to you, don't you think? "

"Hahaha."

When Shelton heard Adam correcting each other, he couldn't help laughing when he thought that it was really impossible for him to help and take care of others. It was indeed a very funny thing.

Then he revisited Adam's previous words, and stared at Adam again: "Leonard is not like you, he fits the concept of my good friend."

"Are you sure that's the concept of a good friend?"

Adam joked: "Are you sure that's not Dad's concept?"

"what?"

Sheldon froze.

"... To take care of you like him, even an ordinary father can't do it, he must be a good father."

Adam gave an example of the details of Leonard taking care of Sheldon, and then joked.

"I don't want to be his father!"

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he complained, "If possible, I don't even want to be his friend."

"You blasphemed my mother, pulled up your pants and ran away?"

Sheldon widened his eyes and asked, "When did it happen? Was it the first time you met my mother?"

"..."

Leonard was dumbfounded, and exclaimed in disbelief: "How can you say such a thing?"

"According to Adam's analysis, our relationship is indeed better than the general concept of good friends."

Sheldon said solemnly: "But you don't want to be my friend, and you don't want to be my father.

Is there any other explanation besides blaspheming my mother, pulling up my pants and denying it, and feeling guilty that I have to be my good friend? "

"correct."

Adam suppressed a smile and said, "Leonard, give him a reasonable explanation~"

"..."

Leonard was speechless, it really couldn't be explained, and the countless old cliches finally turned into one sentence: "Can't I be a bitch?

(End of this chapter)