daily drama

Chapter 1070 What a painful realization!

TBBT4A apartment.

"Leonard!"

Adam called out.

"What's wrong……"

Leonard walked over quickly, followed Adam's gaze, and quickly understood, embarrassingly: "Adam..."

"This kind of friendship makes me a bit unbearable~"

Adam joked, pushed the door open and walked in.

"Wow!"

Howard and the others also came over when they heard the movement, and exclaimed: "If this can't trick the beauty into the boat, then I can't think of any other way.

Leonard, when did you get so creative?
Play my strategy so slippery! "

Not only is there a huge full-length photo of Adam and him on the door.

The bedroom is also full of Adam elements.

Adam gave him a signed version of the Star Wars lightsaber, and these gifts were all hung with a photo of him and Adam.

Not to mention the ceiling facing the bed is still a huge life photo of Adam.

What Leonard wants to do is self-evident.

This is a bit too much.

"Leonard, I thought we were old friends, and you should know some principles of the circle of friends."

Adam looked at him.

"It's Howard!"

Leonard was a little flustered by Adam's look.

"Leonard, I thought we were old friends..."

Howard imitated Adam and mocked.

"This is indeed the middle strategy among the three strategies given by Howard!"

Shelton said: "But it was creatively improved by Leonard."

"is it?"

Adam smiled and said, "Then can I hear what the three strategies are?"

"of course."

Sheldon said it bluntly.

"It seems that we all need to have a good chat."

Adam sternly said.

"Oh, let's talk~"

Howard said funny.

In the world of American dramas, if you say you want to talk in this tone, you are in trouble.

"Shut up, Howard!"

Leonard was a little flustered, no longer proud of how he improved Howard's top two strategies, but regretted why Howard said he was tempted.

He should have guessed that Adam couldn't accept this kind of intimacy!

"Let's go to the living room."

Adam was the first to walk out of Leonard's bedroom.

The Big Bang Theory is a group of four that is Ya's favorite circle of friends.

But because of the deep-rooted distorted views in the world of American dramas.

Even if The Big Bang Theory didn't have that much clutter.

But there are more or less.

Adam is ready to be friends with them.

Therefore, the rules must be erected in advance so that everyone can abide by them.

Sheldon and Leonard, after all these years of getting along, have basically met the requirements of Adam's friends.

Now the focus is on transforming the coquettish Howard and the sullen Rajesh.

emmm.

I don't want to completely change their character, but I want them to know how to get along with him.

He didn't want what happened to Barney to happen again.

Adam sat on the armchair, and Sheldon sat on the seat next to Adam.

Next to him is Leonard.

On the far left is Howard.

Rajesh sat down obediently on the floor.

"I once had a friend..."

Adam was facing the four of them, and began to tell the story: "It's very romantic, there are so many routines, and I talk about things with the code of brotherhood every day.

What you do is the first to violate the most important principle of the code of brothers, you must be worthy of brothers..."

"Let me say that the most important core of the Code of Brotherhood is to be worthy of brothers.

But this brother refers to my own brother~"

Howard raised his hand and expressed his understanding: "The friend you're talking about is Barney Stinson, right?"

"I knew you knew him."

Adam said with a half smile but not a smile: "At first glance, you are just like him."

"Thank you~"

Howard straightened out his ribs, reserved and proud: "I've been following his blog.

The various tutorials on picking up girls he wrote are simply legends among legends. "

"Have you practiced it?"

Adam laughed.

"..."

Howard's smile froze, and he said embarrassingly, "Of course..."

"Not even once!"

Rajesh stabbed best friend in the back.

"Do you know why?"

Adam smiled.

"Because he's not as handsome as Barney Stinson!"

Leonard sneered, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

No one understands the weight of handsomeness in the field of happiness better than him.

Painful realization!

"He has no money, leisure or acting skills..."

Adam added.

emmm.

There is still a word that is not easy to say.

Judging from Howard's petite figure, and his girlfriend Bernadette and the tall professor who fell in love in the future, he was entangled in the situation that he must not be able to do better.

Howard is definitely not as good as Barney.

"Is he rich and free?"

Howard was unconvinced.

He is Jewish, and his adult gift certificate has not been redeemed at home.

"He has an annual salary of one million, and he works as a legal person in the world's top 500. He usually only needs a name."

Adam was surprised: "Since you like to read his blog, you should know his obsession with suits."

"I know that there are two whole rooms in his house, which are specially used to store suits."

Howard said: "There are seven hangers in each room, and there are 15 suits on each hanger, a total of 210 suits."

"He also donated 60 suits once, and later made up for them, so he bought at least 270 suits."

Adam laughed and said: "He also used the year-end bonus to buy a diamond suit with broken diamonds on it, using the principle that women naturally like sparkles to pick up girls.

That diamond suit alone is worth 20.

Not to mention this most luxurious.

Ordinary suits are custom-made, a set of 4000 knives!

270 sets is 108 million knives!

That's just what he spent on suits.

In order to create so many girl-picking routines, buy all kinds of equipment, create all kinds of scenes, and fly around, the cost is definitely not less than the cost of these suits.

I know you Jews have gift certificates for coming of age, but can you afford them?
Aren't you afraid that your mother will beat you to death, and then kick you out of the will, and forget about using a trumpet? "

"She can't play a trumpet with her figure."

Howard likes to complain about his own mother every day, and then retorts: "You are right, but you overlooked one point.

Barney Stinson did spend that much money, but he did so in batches.

And how many women did he win?
Not one thousand, but eight hundred, right?
In this way, the unit cost of picking up girls is only a few thousand knives.

I don't want to kill thousands of people like him, ten is not too much, and one is not too little..."

Good friend Rajesh nodded again and again.

"But that's Barney's unit cost."

Adam plays with taste: "As we all know, the greater the quantity, the lower the cost.

Coupled with the gap in objective conditions between you and Barney.

Disguise also increases the difficulty of your acting skills.

It's easy for him to act successfully, but if you act... in the eyes of others, you are acting...

Your cost will increase infinitely..."

emmm.

Adam had just met Howard, so it was difficult to speak too bluntly.

Otherwise he would say that flirting with a handsome guy is romantic, and flirting with an ugly guy is wretched.

This alone, unless Howard has Adam's worth.

Otherwise, even if Howard's adult gift certificate can make him second to Barney.

He is likely to be Howard.

Without him!

The temperament is too insignificant, which makes people feel deeply uncomfortable.

(End of this chapter)