daily drama

Chapter 1023 Laughing at Thanksgiving

medical center.

"what should I do?"

After Adam pointed out the truth to the murderous young woman, she was immediately fooled.

"It's ok."

Adam comforted: "This is very common, and it is a common problem brought about by the different physiological conditions of men and women.

Medication is another matter, of course.

You can no longer eat the oatmeal meal he made, and you can't take medicine indiscriminately. "

Sending away the confused and murderous young woman, Adam shook his head and walked out of the hospital.

You can't mess up your mind about this kind of thing.

Instead of Dr. House, he didn't propose that the brutal young woman should follow the most common practice in the world of American dramas to get divorced directly and find a young man who can satisfy her.

Just suggest that she buy safety measures and go to the bar...

No matter what kind, it is not an outsider, especially the advice that a doctor should give.

Duncan Apartments.

"2000 respect!"

Juno raises his glass.

"2000 respect!"

Adam and Peggy, clink glasses with them.

"Adam, you have a good eye."

Juno took a sip of red wine and sighed, "Peggy, do you know what the most popular joke is?"

"What is it?"

Peggy looked at her.

"As we all know, migrant workers have been brutally exploited."

Juno said with a smile: "Those well-dressed white-collar workers in office buildings not only have to bear enormous work pressure.

He also has to bear the bullshit rants from the superior boss. He is yelled at in public several times a day, and it's normal to spit up enough to take a bath.

Last year's Internet bubble was at its peak.

Famous white-collar workers are humiliated by the boss's various rants in public in the conference room every day.

Under normal circumstances, he should keep his head down and endure silently, allowing the boss to release his negative emotions.

But this one suddenly broke out and told the boss to shut up.

Because he doesn't want to listen to the boss yelling that rubbish anymore!
In the boss's bewilderment and the eyes of the onlookers shining, this white-collar worker stood up and had a showdown.

It turned out that the reason why he was so brave was because his cousin's website went public that day.

And he made a ton of money in the IPO.

How could he, who is financially free, still be willing to endure other people's yelling and humiliation? "

"That's it?"

Peggy raised an eyebrow.

"of course not."

Juno smiled and said: "The most exciting thing is coming. After scolding the boss, under the bewildered eyes of everyone, he directly jumped onto the conference table and took a small step forward."

"Did he urinate in public?"

Peggy couldn't help but smile too.

"No."

Adam smiled and said, "He wanted to do this.

But not every man can pee in public!

So many people are watching!
He tried harder and harder, and even asked these onlookers to turn their heads away.

But in the end even a narrow-minded ghost played with two cups and poured water, and used his voice to guide him.

He still didn't pee. "

"You heard the joke too?"

Peggy looked at him.

"Remember Barney?"

Adam laughs: "That's what happened to their company last year.

That narrow ghost who is not afraid of death is him! "

"This white-collar worker slapped the boss hard, and left the company in a chic way to live a life of financial freedom."

Juno shook his head, "And then this year, the dot-com bubble burst, and his cousin's website went out of business along with countless other Internet sites.

He went bankrupt instantly.

Moreover, his legendary experience has already spread throughout the industry, and even radiated outside the circle.

In the midst of a wave of unemployment, there are simply no suitable jobs to be found.

He ended up guarding the gates of the nursing home and moved into a studio apartment above the bowling alley.

The drop was too great and he died in that apartment. "

"Is this story funny?"

Peggy frowned.

"The heart of comedy is tragedy."

Juno laughed, "You know what's really funny?

After his death, this story completely broke the circle and spread to the ears of all the beaters.

What makes this story spread so widely and quickly is that many company executives like to make jokes about it.

Everyone couldn't stop laughing. "

"Their boss is really laughing, but everyone else has to laugh."

Adam lamented: "The bursting of the Internet bubble really changed the lives of many people."

"Being greedy when others are greedy can easily pay dearly for your own greed."

Juno smiled and said, "Adam, you have always been very restrained."

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled: "Today is Thanksgiving, let's not talk about spoiling things.

Get rid of the sad core of this joke, and just talk about the funny points on the surface.

Jump on the conference table in public, and want to piss in public to demonstrate to the boss.

I also remembered a joke.

There was a vagabond who had a feud with someone else.

Once he saw the other party parked his car on the side of the road, so he sneaked onto the roof of the car and opened the sunroof.

Get ready for a blast from the sky in the car!
Because the car windows were opaque, he didn't even notice that there were two children sitting in the car, and he was almost turned into a criminal by the other party..."

"Alas!"

Peggy looked disgusted: "Couldn't this person be Barney Stinson?"

"That's really something Barney can do."

Adam laughed and said, "But he was only caught peeing on the side of the church wall in the street.

The person who concocted the Chicago skylight incident was a lawyer.

Well, another migrant worker who is under a lot of pressure in the office building. "

"Studies have shown that the middle class is the most stressed, and it is the parents of psychologists."

Juno said with a smile: "Because they have a good life, but they may lose it at any time.

Those who are worse than them can lie flat indifferently.

People who are better than them are financially free one by one, they can use money to make money, and they shout about how much pressure they have, but compared with normal people, it is not much pressure at all.

You see, almost all companies were willing to hire low-income people before.

Now, more and more companies are only willing to hire middle-class people or people who are about to enter the middle class.

Because for capitalists, they are the best tool people who are obedient and controllable.

Therefore, they are under more and more pressure as their bosses become more and more inappropriate.

Whenever there is a problem, they will make all kinds of strange-looking behaviors.

It was passed on as a joke. "

"I have a moment of silence for Matthew."

Adam laughed and said: "Because their lawyers are the hardest hit areas for this kind of thing.

He, a new lawyer, will have a hard time..."

Just as he was saying this, his phone rang suddenly.

"Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here."

Adam took a look at the phone, smiled at everyone, and answered the phone: "Matthew, Happy Thanksgiving... I'm at home, come up."

"Matthew? No way?"

Juno was a little speechless.

"His tone is wrong, it is very likely..."

Adam was also speechless, got up directly, went to the door and picked up the distraught Matthew.

"What happened?"

Adam gave Juno a wink and told Matthew to sit down: "Is work not going well?"

"..."

Matthew's expression changed several times, and in the end he almost didn't cry out.

"Don't worry, there are always more solutions than problems!"

Adam comforted: "There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, let's talk about it."

"I lost my job."

Matthew looked skeptical about life: "Today is Thanksgiving, and Lily is still at home waiting for me to go home for the holiday. What stupid things have I done!"

Having said this, he roared frantically.

(End of this chapter)